A/N: SOOOO sorry I haven't updated in forever! I got caught up in all this IOMG stuff! Did you guys see the episode? I FREAKED! CANT HANDLE MY EXCITEMENT! I was just sitting there like "are they gonna do it?" then they DID. and I was all AAAAGGGGHHH! I fell straight off my couch and started rolling around and screaming! my mom thought I was having a seizure! Then I started making this really weird noise that sounds like a horse that got stabbed with a fork...didn't know I could make that noise till the Seddie kiss! then I looked up and I was all "There STILL doing it!" :):):):) eeepp! And fell right over again!

Well now that that psychotic rant is over let's talk about the story! This chapter is dedicated to TheRockAngel for winning the name the lyrics contest! Her character is in this chapter! (shes the waitress if you can't tell)

Disclaimer: No I'm not Dan but I do love that man for making iOMG!

Carly's POV:

UGH! I was so mad at that freak that was stalking Sam! I was SO close to getting her to crack then he just HAD to vandalize our studio. I even made up a lie about liking David just to get her to crack! Spencer was talking to the money dude at this very moment to see how much damage was done.

"So how much is it going to cost?" Sam asked eagerly as Spencer entered the room, dragging his converse tennis shoes.

"eegghhhh…." He replied awkwardly

"HOW MUCH" I blurted

"50,000 dollars?" He squeaked.

"FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS?" We yelled simultaneously.

"How are we gonna get that money?"

"I don't know! I'm just a person!" and with that Spencer ran out of the room.

Sam grabbed her head. "Hey I gotta go lay down, all this chizz has got my head jacked up"

"OK you can use my bed." I replied but Sam was already gone. All this chizz had MY head jacked up too. I needed to relax.

What better way to relax than looking up Seddie stuff online?

No seriously, that's the only way I could take my mind off of all of this. I had seriously gotten addicted to trying to get Sam and Freddie together. And it seemed like three fourths of the iCarly viewers were 10 times more addicted than I was.

After about 30 minutes of surfing the web my hands were shaking from excitement. I could barely type to comment on all the blogs, forums, videos, and fan fictions. But then I decided that I shouldn't comment at all.

What if they found out it was me? I had almost forgotten that I was Carly Shay, the girl who the web show they were obsessing over was named after.

I couldn't take it anymore. I HAD to confront Freddie about this. So I then proceeded to print out about 50 pages of Seddie evidence and march towards the door. But as soon as I opened the door I saw David.

"Oh hey David."

"Hey Carly, are you going somewhere?"

"Not really, what's up?"

"Well I found some new stuff, your know evidence, regarding Sam's accident."

"Really?"

"Well we interviewed some people that were there, and we found some new information. I was wondering if I could show it to you."

"Yea sure!" I was pretty anxious to show Freddie those papers… but this was WAY more important. "But we'll have to be quiet, Sam's asleep."

"Well we could just go to the groovy smoothies? I mean, I don't want to wake Sam up."

"Sure!" I set the papers on the coffee table, grabbed my jacket, and headed out the door.

"After you." David smiled, holding the door open.

I was heading to get smoothies with a super hot Detective to discuss a freak that's stalking my best friend… What good possibly go wrong?

Well the first thing to go wrong was that the groovy smoothie was closed for renovation. So we ended up going to a coffee shop a few blocks down.

"So we interviewed all the people that were there that day and at least 8 people said they saw a green van parked behind the dug out with tinted windows."

"Are you serious?"

"Extremely. And if you look at this map of the baseball field parking lot, you'll see that—"

"Excuse me can I take your order?" Our waitress said. She had dark hair with blondish highlights, tan skin, and a bit of a Spanish accent. "May I interest you in our beverage specials? We have – Wait… are you?"

"Karla?"

"Danny? Oh my God I haven't seen you in forever!"

Wait… Danny?

"You to know eachother?" I asked

"You kidding?" David chuckled "This girl was the lead in the coolest rock band ever! You ever heard of The Rock Angels?";D

"Oh yea you guys were really good!"

Karla blushed. "Oh but you're sitting across the most ingenious kid in the whole school! We used to call him Danny the Diligent."

"Danny the Diligent?" I chuckled. There's that Danny thing again.

"Yea, it was kind of a stupid name but it was true!"

Danny-er David blushed.

"Oh, well I guess I should get your orders." Karla laughed.

Once she left I got my game face on.

"Danny?"

"What?"

"She called you Danny… like 4 times" I said.

"Oh, that's just a nick name." he said nonchalantly.

"Why use a whole different name as a nick—"

"You know we really should get back to the investigation." He interrupted.

I complied, but something weird was going on. He was hiding something, and I was going to figure out what.

A/N: This took a LONG time to write! But I like this chapter a lot! I'm technically not supposed to be on the computer write now so that's why it took so long :/ well its 1:15 in the morning write now so I'm too tired to write a creative authors note…. REVIEW!

-JemichannySEDDIE