"Coming soon…" the narrator said, "A fanfic so shocking, so life-changing, if you're reading this you'd better read it… SUPER SMASH BROTHERS HUMILIATION: BEYOND INTERVIEWS! Coming soon to a fanfic near you!"

"Let me just say a few things about that," the host said, "First off, it will deal with what interesting things happen after each interview, if it's even worth telling about. But remember, some of those interviewed will not have a chapter after their review, but I assure you, even the cast will be in the story eventually." The crowd applauded at this.

"Our next guest tonight," the host said, "Is the blue-haired warrior who replaced Roy in Brawl, Ike!" He walked out onto the stage and sat down.

"Now Ike," the host said, "Just to put this aside, are you gay?"

"No," Ike said.

"Good," the host said, "If I put in any more gay jokes, I'm done for."

"What do you mean?" Ike asked.

"Well," the host said, "Don't you notice how many people hated the gay Marth jokes? Like I always say: The reviewers are always right!"

"Yeah,"

"So Ike," the host began, "Are you perverted?"

"What?" Ike asked, sweating, "N-no…" The buzzer went off.

"On a scale of one to ten," the host said, "How perverted are you?"



"One," Ike said as the buzzer went off, "Two… Three… Four… Five…. Six…. Seven… Eight…. Nine… Al right! Fine! It's 10!" The buzzer went off even for that!

"Eleven?!" The host exclaimed. But then realized something, "Oh, now I see why you joined brawl; when you heard of Zero Suit Samus, you kicked out Roy and joined."

"Man," Ike said, "Just when I thought you couldn't embarrass me."

"Hey," the host said, "Two things: One, I can embarrass ANYONE!"

"What about the crew?" Ike asked.

"Oh, I can," the host said, "I just don't have the heart to. Except for game and watch, but I use him for carrying really heavy things. And don't interrupt me! Two, I'm sure there are PLENTY of guys doing inappropriate things with themselves over Zero Suit Samus. Like now, All but one guy from the audience has been in the bathroom since I mentioned Zero Suit Samus. Way to go non-perverted guy!"

"Right on, Al!" the only guy from the audience said.

"Well," Ike said, "See you around, kid."

"Ike," the host said, "Please don't call me kid."

As Ike walked out, Linkwithredsox burst through the door, yelling, "Ah ha! I finally get you for making Marth gay!"

"Let's take this outside," The host said.

The two stood out on the street. The host had one earl and Linkwithredsox 5.



"Question," the host said, "Where did you get five earls?"

"I told the emperor of china your earls kept dying," Linkwithredsox said.

"You liar!" The host exclaimed

"Yeah, well," Linkwithredsox said, "I've got five earls and you've got one. So, it's time for you to pay…"

"Not so fast," the host said, "I've got a surprise for you."

"That is?" Linkwithredsox asked.

"When Earl is faced with a living thing his size," the host said, "He grows twice as big. Since he's faced with five things his size, he'll grow ten times his size!" And Earl, the REAL Earl, grew to 700 feet tall!

Linkwithredsox and his Earls stood there, shocked.

"Can't your Earls do that?" The host asked. Suddenly, Earl roared so loud everyone in L.A. heard it. Linkwithredsox and his earls ran away so fast, they could make Sonic look slow.

"Oh, yeah?" Sonic asked as he ran faster than them.

"That's what I thought, punk!" The host yelled.

A few things before I go, I don't live in L.A, but what live show ISN'T in L.A? I don't mean any offense to Linkwithredsox, but I was offended by his review. I just gave him a taste of his one medicine. Another, one reviewer said they had a challenge for me. What is it? If you wrote that PLEASE tell me in a review! Finally, I AM making a Spin-off to this, but 

I'm not sure when it'll be out. Probably not until I'm REALLY far into this. See ya!