Suggestions for K? :)

Btw, got my thirteen year old sister to come up with this one! Stole all three of her Justin Bieber CDs to listen to while I wrote it!:)

J is for Justin Bieber.

"GUESS WHO I'M GOING TO SEE!"

In a flurry of brown curls, Chanel No.5 perfume and extra glitter from a pep rally, Massie Block slammed into her boyfriend of two days, Todd Lyons.

"You already get to see me," he smiled at her, closing his locker door.

"No, like see in concert!" Massie could barely get the words out, she was so excited. Without waiting for Todd to answer, Massie shouted "JUSTIN BIEBER!" causing several looks of disgust from people around them and cheers from a few eighth grade girls.

"Oh, Mass, ew," Todd's freckle-dusted nose wrinkled. "That's just...ew. You're in tenth grade...and you seem to be smart...and you have good taste...but you like Justin Bieber."

Massie sulked for a second before leaning in close. "Well guess who has the honour of coming with me?" she breathed in his ear, causing goosebumps to break out on his arms.

"No. No, no, no, no, NO." Todd insisted. "You're hot but even you're not worth a Justin Bieber concert."

So Massie pouted slightly and batted her mascara-ed eyes. "Todd," she cooed, amber eyes wide. Todd looked up, meeting those large, pleading eyes.

"Fuck."

"I LOVE YOU!" she squealed, throwing her arms around his. "Tomorrow's going to be so much fun! We'll wear matching shirts, and Sharpie 'BIEBER FEVER' on our foreheads and I'm thinking glitter. Lots of it. Purple, preferably, since it's Justin's favourite colour. Isaac will pick you up at six because the concert starts at seven and I do not want to miss a second of it. And let's go pick up some tennis shoes -we can write his lyrics all over them. And what do you think about Yankees hats? Justin loves the Yankees. Um, Todd, what are the Yankees anyway? And oh my god, you've got a lot of lyrics to learn by tomorrow..."

Todd tuned his girlfriend out as she looped her arm though his and chattered on.

"JUSTIN! JUSTIN! JUSTIN! JUSTIN!"

"ISN'T THIS SO MUCH FUN, TODD?"

"WHAT?"

"WHAT?"

"WHAT?"

Instead of answering Todd, Massie turned back to the stage, cheering along with the rest of the girls. Todd noted he was the only boy in the front row. Even with extra thick earplugs he'd shoved in his pocket when Massie wasn't looking, he still felt like his head was going to explode. Who knew teenage girls were so loud?

Massie had stayed true to her words -the two of them were Bieberized from head to toe, and sparkling with purple glitter. Todd shimmered more than Edward from Twilight.

Great. Shimmering like a gay/pedo vampire and at a Justin Bieber concert? The masculinity in Todd's body disappeared faster than the tickets for this sold-out concert.

In a flash of fire and pretty dece guitar riffs, Justin Bieber flipped on stage with his incredigay backup dancers. Todd held back a snicker -they were all boys. What kind of boy didn't have hot girl dancers?

"Todd!" Massie yelled, leaning against his side as JB started singing a slower song. "Thank you! Seriously! This is the nicest thing any boy has done for me! And I owe you one!"

A grin appeared on Todd's face as he thought of just how she could pay her debt. They swayed to the song as girls held up their cell phones and sang along. A blush creeped up his face as Todd realized he knew all the lyrics to this song.

"Like, it takes a lot of courage to get all dressed up and learn every song and wearing purple glitter and do it all for me. And really, who needs Justin Bieber when you've got Todd Lyons?"

Todd leaned down to kiss her, but not before thinking that maybe -and he'd kill anyone who could hear his thoughts- Justin Bieber wasn't quite so bad.