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Dark-Angels-calling

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Divanora

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Warning(s): Language, kids fighting, and other stuff…

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Chapter 11: Breakfast and The Sex Tape

After Sephiroth and Itachi moved Naruto onto the couch and laid him on his stomach, I went over to survey the damage of Naruto's back, just in case he really did injure himself. I sat on the back of Naruto's thighs before lifting his shirt up to see a bruise forming on his shoulder.

"So, how's the damage, doc?" Naruto said sarcastically. It seems he was feeling better already…

"Looks like a bruise is forming on your left shoulder. Other than that, there's nothing I can see externally."

A bag of ice was thrown on top of the bruise and Naruto let out a loud curse. I looked up to see Itachi grinning.

"That should help."

"How the hell is it gonna help if you fucking throw it on me! Bastard…" Naruto yelled as glared at Itachi on his elbows. Itachi's grin turned into a smirk.

"Don't be so dramatic Naruto. You know that you've been in more pain than what you're feeling now..."

Naruto blushed as Itachi turned and walked over to take a seat at the kitchen counter where the children were waiting for their breakfast.

"Do I want to know what he meant by that?" I asked teasingly.

"I say give it a couple of more days, Itachi will be trying to show you…" Naruto said slyly, which made blush.

"Oh no he won't! I'm Sephiroth's!" I pouted.

"Really now? So, how was your night since I didn't see you come in with me and Itachi." Naruto asked as he turned to face me with a grin on his face.

"And is that a nice size hickey I see on your neck?"

"Shush! Don't make fun of me!" I said as my blush darkened.

"I'm not making fun of you, but it's hard not to do so when you blush the way you do."

I rolled my eyes and Naruto laughed.

"So, how was it? Since I'm your best friend, I get to hear the juicy details first!"

"I'm not giving any juicy details to anybody, but I'm only telling you what happened, no one else."

"Fine, fine, but I have a question for ya. Seeing as though last night was your first time, how the hell are you walking without a limp?"

"Umm, good preparation maybe? And I think I remember Seph rubbing my back some before we fell asleep. I also took a bath and left the water jets on and that helped me to relax and take away some of the soreness. I still hurt when I sit down like how the way I am now though."

"Heh, aren't you lucky? My first time with Tachi was on the beach."

I couldn't help but laugh.

"I never knew he is a romantic."

"Psh! He isn't! We were hammered and somehow we ended up from Seph's house and to the beach. To this day I still have no idea how that happened. It wasn't like Seph's old house was right around the corner from the beach…"

"What happened when you woke up?"

"Well, I didn't wake up voluntarily. The sound of children screaming woke me up. Apparently, the elementary school kids were on a field trip to the beach to find sea shells for a project and instead found two naked teenagers. Long story short, I quickly woke Itachi up, grabbed our clothes, and ran before the teachers could call the cops."

"Well at least your first time is memorable too because it's quite a story to tell."

"That wasn't my first time…that was my first time with a guy, but not my first…"

"Oh...sorry…"

"Eh, you're fine."

An awkward silence settled over us before we heard shouting coming from where the kids were. We looked to see that Kadaj and Sasuke were arguing and Yazoo and Loz were eating while watching them. Itachi and Sephiroth were ignored them as Itachi read his newspaper and drank his coffee and Sephiroth continued to make breakfast.

"That's my pancake!"

"Nuh-uh! Sephy placed it in front of me! It's mine!"

"But it's on my plate!"

"No it's not! It's on Teddy's plate!"

"Why does Teddy get a plate! He can't eat it!"

"Yes he can!"

"Can't!"

"Can!"

"Can't!"

"Can!"

"CAN'T!" Kadaj pushed Sasuke, almost causing him to fall out of his stool, but Sasuke was able to regain his balance, much to Naruto's relief.

"CAN!" Sasuke forcefully pushed Kadaj back, making him bump into Yazoo before he fell off of his stool and onto the floor. Sasuke smirked as he watched Kadaj slowly get off of the floor.

"SASUKE! What the hell do you think you're doing! That was unnecessary and you better apologize right now!" Naruto yelled.

"No! He deser-"

Sasuke didn't finish his sentence because Kadaj had grabbed the back of his leg and pulled him down from the stool. Unlike Kadaj, Sasuke landed on his head instead of his butt. As predicted, Sasuke's face turned pink before he began to cry just as loud as he did when we were at the restaurant, making Sephiroth and Itachi stop what they were doing. Itachi quickly picked Sasuke up before asking what happened.

"I saw the whole scene. Kadaj and Sasuke were arguing, Kadaj pushed Sasuke, Sasuke pushed back, Kadaj fell out of his chair and pulled Sasuke out of his and Sasuke landed on his head. If you're going to punish one, punish the other one as well." Naruto said nonchalantly. I'm guessing by Naruto's tone that something like this has happened between the two before.

"Kadaj, is what Naruto said true?" Sephiroth asked sternly, completely ignoring Naruto scoffing and calling him a bastard for thinking that he was making it all up. Kadaj looked down at the floor before slowly nodding his head. Sephiroth sighed before saying that he'll deal with him later and going into the freezer to grab a tiny ice pack and passing it to Itachi. Itachi thanked Sephiroth as he grabbed the ice pack and carried Sasuke over to the couch and placed Sasuke in the small place in front of Naruto and placing the ice pack where Sasuke said his head was hurting at. When Sasuke asked for Teddy, Itachi told him that he wasn't getting him back until tomorrow because of his behavior. Sasuke looked like he was about to start crying all over again, but didn't because Itachi told him that he better not start crying again or he won't get him back until Thursday. Itachi walked back over to his stool after he told Sasuke to hold the ice pack to his head and asked Sephiroth to pour him another mug of coffee. Sasuke curled up and rested his head on the armrest with the ice pack on the side of his head. It wasn't long before light snoring was heard.

"I don't get it. Why does Sasuke always listen to Itachi, but when it comes to me, I have to threaten him with Itachi in order for him to listen to me? It's becoming quite annoying…"

"Well, I don't know but from what I've seen so far, Sasuke sees Itachi as the parental figure and you as entertainment."

"Entertainment! How the hell am I entertainment!"

"You are quite comical when you're angry or caught off guard. For example, you should've seen your face when Sasuke made fun of your hair! It was classic! I wish I had taken a picture."

"…Cloud, shut up and get the hell off of my legs before I turn over and strangle you…"

"Aww, is wittle Naruto getting upset? Does he need his Teddy?"

I laughed and quickly got off of Naruto's legs and ran over to Sephiroth when he tried to turn himself over.

After Naruto forgave me, Sephiroth made our plates before he went to bathe his kids. When he left, Naruto filled me in on some of the questions I had about the children. As I thought, the boys were Sephiroth's kids and they were triplets. He told me that their mother was alive, but wouldn't go into further detail. It wasn't as if he didn't know, it was when I asked him why wasn't she here, Naruto's frowned in anger. I didn't press him for an answer. He changed the subject by saying that the boys are four and that their birthday is on Christmas and Sasuke was jealous because that meant that they get twice the amount of presents, which made me laugh. He also told me that it was normal to see Kadaj and Sasuke bicker back and forth, but it was rare to see them fight physically because they know that they'll get into more trouble. After he finished telling me about the boys, I thanked him for the shirt. It was then that I noticed Naruto was wearing the same shirt as I was, just in blue. Naruto laughed and said that he accidentally switched the shirts and wanted the orange one back. I didn't mind switching since orange wasn't really my color. After we switched shirts, I looked at the clock to see that a lot of time had passed. It was almost twelve.

"Are you going to training with me?" I asked hopefully. It's not that I minded going to training by myself, I just wanted some company from a person that I knew.

"Yep! Itachi's staying here to watch the kids and I don't feel like helping. Aeris should be here soon though…"

"So you guys volunteer to watch them during the day?"

"Psh! For some reason they do! I, on the other hand, have no desire to do so."

"One of these days, someone's gonna sucker you in to doing so…"

"Heh! Let them try!"

I laughed as Sephiroth came out of his room, completely dressed.

"Ready?" He asked.

"Yep!" I said as I got off of the couch. He raised a brow when Naruto got off of the couch as well.

"Where are you going? I thought you were watching the kids along with Itachi?"

"Since when the hell have I ever watched them during the day! I'm going with Cloud to his training session. Aeris should be here soon."

Sephiroth frowned.

"I expect you to be watching them tomorrow, Kyuubi."

"You go on ahead and do that. I'll be calling someone to be replacing me as soon as you leave."

My eyes widened at what Naruto said. Is Naruto usually this defiant, even with his friend that was technically his boss? Apparently so since Sephiroth just shook his head before chuckling.

"I'll get you to watch them before the month is over, just you wait and see."

"Right… C'mon let's go!" Naruto said as he lightly kissed the still sleeping Sasuke on his forehead before walking over to Itachi and fully kissing him. I couldn't help but blush at the outwardly display of affection between them as Itachi deepened the kiss.

"Like what you see? We can do that if that's what you want…and more…" Sephiroth whispered into my ear, making my blush become darker. I couldn't answer him. That was a private conversation topic.

When Naruto and I were dropped off at the club, I began to get a tad bit nervous. This was my first step to becoming a stripper…I'm not really sure if I should be happy or not. Since this will most likely please Sephiroth, I decided to be happy about it. As we walked through the door, I immediately noticed a guy on the stage. To say he was hot was an understatement, especially since he looked like he wasn't wearing much of anything. His long spiky silver hair helped add to his beauty. I looked at Naruto and he grinned back at me.

"Yes, that's your trainer and yes he's a stripper, well a retired one, but still dresses like it. Sephiroth pays him to tutor us." Naruto said before he grabbed my arm and led me to the guy. The guy noticed us and smiled.

"Ah, so you're the new chocobo that I've been hearing about. Quite cute I must say. Sephiroth's tastes have surely have gotten sharper…and younger since our last time."

I blushed and lightly glared as I read in between what this guy had said. He and my Sephiroth used to date, or fuck, or whatever. I couldn't help but feel a bit jealous. I mean, I can see why Seph would have some sexual interaction with this guy, but I'm jealous at the fact that two, well three now, people had Sephiroth before I did.

"The name's Kuja by the way and there's no need for you to be jealous. Seph and I had a one night stand."

"More like five one night stands…" I heard Naruto mumble. The jealousy feeling grew a tad bit stronger...

"I'm Cloud." I said as I reached my hand up for us to shake hands. He did so with a smirk on his face.

"Nice name. Moving on, I'll be your trainer up until Seph thinks that you don't need training anymore. First, let's start off with a quick question. Do you know how strippers make their money?"

"They make their money by how the way they dance, don't they?"

"That's only half. Strippers make their money by how they act and perform, hence the reason why Sephy turned his stage into one like you see at a grand theatre. It's going to be my job to teach you how to act and perform like one of Sephiroth's original puppets. Now come up here and take a seat on the stage. You're going to be watching an educational film."

I looked at Naruto and he grinned at me before pulling himself up on the stage and held a hand out for me to take. I grabbed his hand and hoisted myself on to the stage and sat on the stage next to Naruto near the projector and the projector screen.

"Before I begin the film, do you know the difference between a regular porn movie and a sex tape?" Kuja asked as he began to munch on a small bag of popcorn. I raised a brow before responding.

"Um, no, not really…"

"Porn is nothing more than acting! Sloppy acting at that! The girls and guys in them never capture the true feeling of sex and how good it feels. The emotions of how you're truly feeling about the act with the one you were interested in are horribly portrayed in porn movies, especially when a nice size percentage of them are not really having sex. What I'm about to show you is a sex tape, one of which shows pure emotions since the couple in this tape have been in love for a long time." Kuja said before he pressed a button on the projector. My face turned completely red when I realized who was in the sex tape. It was none other than a younger version of Itachi and Naruto, who was on his elbows and knees and grabbing onto the pillow as if it was his last life line and moaning as Itachi drove into him from behind. How the way the angle of the camera looked, it seemed that the camera was right in front of Naruto, capturing the emotion that Kuja was talking about before he started the tape. I turned to Naruto and saw that he had completely paled, probably in shock that it was him and Itachi on the screen and that it was being played.

"Hey, newbie! You'd better be paying attention because next Monday, you'll be showing me your sex tape." Kuja said shouted before he turned back to the screen and resumed eating his popcorn as though the tape was a cinema movie. Wait…he just say that I…

"WHAT!"

End.

A/N: Please don't be mad about the cliffy! I figured it was a good place to stop, no? Hahaha! The next Story Raffle will be in Chapter 13. I'm not sure what fandom it will come from, but I'm sure that I'll have it figured out before I release Chapter 12.

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