DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokémon I only own Tagumon Yatsuray and the other PokeMorph characters blah blah blahdy blah

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Hajimemashite, Readers! (Good morning readers!) My name is Tagumon Yatsuray most people call me Tagumon-kun though…. I'm 16 years old now… and I have a situation on my hands… I used to be just an average guy… until a 'Harem' of Pokemorphs wandered into my life… I destroyed the twisted labs from this world but it's been a while since then….

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Chapter 11: Return of Tagumon Yatsuray, Merry Christmas Eivui-san?!

Hello, you may remember me as Tagumon Yatsuray…. Well it's been a while since I've had physical contact with anyone… the girls and I went our separate ways… I know I said "Let's go home" last time, but about a week after we just left each other… So I moved to the Sinnoh region and sell supplies to travelers. However they seem too busy to notice my hair or different colored eyes. Life has been good so far… but without Eivui, I've started to feel lonely… Today is December 24… the day before Christmas…

I was sitting on my couch when someone knocked on my door. I got up to open the door and as I did I was shocked to see the person I haven't seen in months… "Eivui…" I said softly…. She didn't come alone however the other girls came with her as well. "As a Doctor, I can't leave my number one patient alone can I," Esper teased wiping her glasses with a small cloth. "We're here to see you and help with, Kah-ris-ta-mass?" KuraiKage attempted to pronounce. I replied with a thank you and I told them how great it was to see them, Esper asked where the decorations were and that they were going to decorate.

I used this as an opportunity and went shopping for the girls now that we were reunited, I wanted this Christmas, as there first one, to be as special as possible… I scavenged the stores in order to find something and bought plenty of clothes. (I never actually bought women my age something on Christmas so I don't really know what they like, especially since the girls weren't even human for long…) However, Esper being Human and having a Profession, made me believe her shopping was easier… Boy was I wrong… I still don't understand what it is that can truly make a girl smile… So I stuck with the clothes and bought some nice hats as well… I double checked what I purchased and that's when I realized… I bought them shorts… but where would their tails go?! After the shopping I went to the crafting store down the street and bought some shears, I used those to cut holes in all the shorts and winter pants I bought for the girls. I wound up buying extra hats for them and I cut holes for their ears, after all, if it's just us in the house they should be able to be warm and comfortable at the same time. I also wrapped the gifts while I was there and paid for the ribbons and wrapping paper as well as the boxes I put the clothes in.

I walked home through the cold, bitter blizzard, and because I live in Sinnoh, I noticed several Snover and Abomasnow wandering around, even a Snorunt which isn't very common. Pokemon were everywhere around Sinnoh. This was something I wasn't very use to, considering I used to live in America and later Japan, before I moved here, and they had no wild Pokémon at all, the only Pokémon you even saw were either in textbooks, or ones that someone owned, which few to none did. In fact that Eevee back in chapter 3 or 4 was the first Pokémon I saw in person! (And the non-existent fourth wall falls once more!) In case anyone was wondering, that Eevee was left behind and released while Eivui and I were captured by those scientists, so it was not harmed at all.

As I walked in the door to my house, I noticed everyone was sleeping, Esper was passed out on the couch, Reify was on the green sofa, Flare and KuraiKage seemed to have been playing that chess set I had and fell asleep, Rain and Lightning were on the ground, probably tired from running around like children. Eivui was down the hall in my room sleeping in my bed peacefully… I quietly placed the boxes under the tree and labeled the names with a black pen, and wrote "From Santa" on all of them. Luckily I guess they're ears weren't as good as an actual Eevee/Eevee-loutions ears were, because if they were they would have heard my breathing. I went into the guest room and crashed they're for the night in that bed, around 11:00 pm (during the gap between this and chapter 10, I FINALLY could afford a second Bed!)

I was woken up by Eivui at maybe 3:00 am who insisted I get up immediately. I thought maybe something terrible had happened because Eivui said someone "Broke in." I got out of bed and ran into the living room to see all the girls just staring at the boxes. "See! Someone broke in without asking and left things here!" Eivui said to me while pointing at the boxes. I couldn't help but break down laughing and I almost fell to the ground unable to breath I was laughing so hard. Eivui looked like she was about to cry and thought I went crazy. "No, no nobody broke in… Today's Christmas, last night a man named Santa, comes to EVERYONE'S house and gives people gifts." I explained. Her eyes went wide for a second. "I know you can't read English but some of these are for you, your name is on them see?"

Esper, who was once human and can, read English, handed out the gifts to everyone. Then KuraiKage said something that totally changed the day. "If Santa came here and bought these then how come you walked in with all the gifts you bought and wrote our names on them?" she asked. I was shocked, when I came in she was sleeping how did she know? "I put my head down on the table because the lights are too bright and hurt my eyes, I heard you write on all the boxes and I heard you place them there…" she said avoiding eye contact…

Eivui looked sad but slightly happy at the same time and said, "Tagumon you… You bought all of these gifts for us…" I felt bad for not telling them at first but on Christmas (if you celebrate it) do your parents tell you they bought the gifts? No they don't!

Reify glared at me, "If you can afford all these nice things why don't you by a separate bed, player…" I showed her that I had already purchased a second bed, and she surprisingly apologized for saying what she did. There was one question I needed answered however, "Esper, if you can read my mind why didn't you tell them about it?" I asked…

"Why?" she replied, "Because I thought it would be more Interesting if I didn't say anything!"

This response made everyone tense and slightly annoyed… but not as annoyed as I was for what was about to occur…

"By the way Tagumon-kun," Esper said holding a package, "This came for you in the mail."

I opened it and read the card attached to myself, but not aloud,

Dear Brother,

Hey It's Blue again, I believe you'll probably get lucky this Christmas, so I thought you might need this!

I saw a small package, and knew EXACTLY what was inside… In case you don't know it's a Condom…

My face went Red… Everyone looked confused and didn't know what it was, except Esper who was laughing on the floor, she knew who it was from, and exactly why I was irritated because she can read minds. Everyone tried to ask Esper what it was but she refused to tell them and without saying anything, I heard her voice in my mind, (like a text message to my brain) "You owe me one,"

I didn't even care about the fact that she wanted something in return for keeping a secret what I was occupied with was what exactly she meant by 'owe her one…'

"Hey, Tagumon-kun mind if I take a Holiday picture?" Esper asked adjusting her glasses. She turned to Eivui for a moment like she was trying to or accomplished explaining something, then turned back to me. "Okay Tagumon stand right there!" Esper walked me over to the spot she pointed to and positioned me slightly to the side. Immediately I knew something was going on, but I couldn't figure it out. "Okay, now say 'Pikachu'" Esper said, teasing me, she didn't have a camera so instead she used my IPhone. I played along, "Pikach-" I was cut off by Eivui who kissed me just as I motioned my mouth for the "Chu" part, and Esper continued to take the picture and laughed. "I guess you didn't notice my Décor, Isn't it part of the tradition to kiss someone when they're under the mistletoe?" She said wiping her eyes that were slightly tearing from laughing so much. I looked up, sure enough it was there. Esper smiled and looked back at my phone. "This is going to be RICH!" she smiled clicking buttons on my phone. I swiped it out of her hand to see a 'Sent' message next to the picture. The recipient, it was Blue… She must have used her mind messaging to tell Eivui the whole plan… "I didn't buy you a gift so this is enough, right?" Eivui asked me. "Merry Christmas Tagumon-kun!"

More will be uploaded sometime this week, but that's it for the Christmas special chapter! I hope you enjoyed it, and I wish you all a Merry Christmas if you celebrate it, If not then have a Happy Holiday! Just maybe you'll get you're girlfriend/boyfriend this holiday! If you have trouble just give Esper a call…

~Tagumonman55/Tagumon (the writer!)