COMMENT RESPONDES
DSX62415-I wasn't even thinking Regular Show when I came up with that!
Guest-As awesome as he is, that was the one elimination I didn't like and it soiled what was probably one of my favorite episodes.
Professor Fish- Yeah, I normally don't like people getting voted off in things that should have been in their element or that they claim to be good at, unless it's a villain(Screw you, Sugar!). Also, I don't really want to write votes down, but if it isn't obvious, I'll start.
"Last time on Total Drama, our players had one wacky race[1]! They all had to build some racing machines and then race 'em around the island! Some rose up to the challenge(Clip of B and Duncan's car crossing the finish line), others not so much(Clip of Scott's car getting blown up). But, just when you thought the highlight would be Rodney's little brain shutting down after getting an all girl team(Clip of Rodney's brain shutting down and him spazzing out), Amy sabotaged Scott, which got the scheming sharkbait voted(Clip of Scott getting on the boat of losers). Who will cry from the chopped onions and failed dreams this week? Find out on Total! DRAMA! REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!"
I wanna be famous
The steps of the cabins are shown, followed by a bowl of gruel being thrown against it. Amy, the thrower, is shown spitting out her food bites.
"Ugh! Can Chef cook anything right!?" Amy whined. "Plus, Samey is in the spa hotel, hogging my caviar!" Jasmine and Gwen looked at each and chuckled.
"You do know what your sister eats in the spa hotel right?" Jasmine asked. Gwen grinned, until she heard a whistle. She looked at a nearby tree and saw Duncan poke his head out. Gwen walked over.
"What brings you down from your heaven of the spa hotel?" Gwen asked jokingly.
"Just thought that the world's hottest loser would want some breakfast that doesn't suck!" Duncan replied revealed a bunch of blueberries.
"Oh my god, I have been craving these for forever, but none were ever in the fruit bowl," Gwen said as she grabbed the blueberries and started to wolf them down.
"You hungry?" Duncan jokingly asked.
"Hey, I got stuck with Chef's food, of course I'm hungry!" Gwen replied as she finished. "Hey, how's Samey doing?"
"She ok, I feel like Amy bullying her did a number on her though," Duncan said as he rubbed the back of his neck.
"Sooner that witch goes, the better it will be for everyone," Gwen noted.
"True," Duncan agreed.
Inside the spa hotel, Samey was finishing her pancakes. She had been overjoyed to spend the night with no Amy and no villains as well, she in a really good mode.
"Whoa, I think that's the first I've seen yew smile since the game started, eh," Ezekiel noted as he came in with Bridgette and B.
"No Amy and no one to bully me puts me in a pretty good mode," Samey said. B and Ezekiel both gave her a thumbs up and Bridgette gave her a hug.
"That's awesome!" Bridgette said. "By the way, has anyone seen Max?"
"SIDEKICK!" Max's whiny voice rang out through his cave, causing Scarlett, who was looking over a unknown item, to cringe.
"What do you want, Max?" Scarlett asked.
"It's MASTER! And I have a new invention I plan to test and I need your help," Max declared.
"What is the invention?" Scarlett asked, growing more annoyed by the second.
"It is a control collar. I put it on someone and they fall under my EVIL control!" Max cackled.
"Let's test it on an animal first," Scarlett said, now smiling evilly.
Confessional
Scarlett- "This is a win-win situation for me. If it works, I can use it control these morons and control the island. If it fails, Max gets mauled,"
"How about this widdle bunny rabbit?" Max said as he picked up the animal and scratched it under his chin.
"Not threatening enough," Scarlett deduced. She then looked around. "How about that raccoon over there?" She said pointing to a sleeping raccoon.
"Great idea minion! You've actually impressed me today!" Max stated as he walked over to the raccoon. He clipped the collar on, and activated it, but nothing happened.
"Great! It didn't work!" Max moaned as he started to walk back over to Scarlett. "Guess I nee-AHHHHH!" He yelled, having failing to notice the raccoon wake up and tackle him
"I guess it still doesn't work," Scarlett noted between giggles.
"Minion HELP ME!" Max wailed as the raccoon mauled him.
"You're doing fine, master!" Scarlett cackled. The sight of Max being mauled definitely made up for her having to call him master.
"Attention Campers! Make your way to the outside of the mess hall prono!" Chris' voice rang out through the camp, scaring off the raccoon.
"Where do we go?" Max said, having missed the loudspeaker from all his screaming.
"Mess hall," Scarlett said as she walked off. "Hurry up!"
"Wait for me!" Max said as he chased after Scarlett.
"Today's challenge is nice and simple, a cook off!" Chris announced.
"What's the twist?" Noah asked.
"You will be split into two teams of 13. Each team needs to make an appetizer, entree, and dessert from whatever theme you want. You will be scored on a scale of one to ten by myself, Chef and a special guest! Whichever team has the most points at the end wins!" Chris said.
"Huh, there really is no twist," Heather pointed out.
'Who are you and what have you done with Chris McLean?!" Izzy asked him.
"I'm still the same overly handsome host with the most," Chris said with a smile.
"Yep, that's Chris alright," Noah joked, getting Emma and Owen to laugh.
"Anyways, the teams are; Samey, LeShawna, Dawn, Max, Brick, Lorenzo, Amy, Emma, Heather, Izzy, Ezekiel, Geoff, and B! You guys are team one" Chris read off a piece of paper. Amy grinned wickedly at her sister, but a swift glare from LeShawna sent her back.
"You betta stay back, ya skinny Heather junior," LeShawna barked at Amy, who glared back.
"Yay! Tension! My favorite!" Chris giggled. "Team two is Scarlett, Rock, Duncan, Courtney, Brody, Bridgette, Kitty, MacArthur, Zoey, Gwen, Noah, Owen, and Jasmine!"
"Hey, this team isn't so bad," Rock noted, partly just because no one was fighting.
"You'll find everything you need in our delivery trucks when they get here," Chris said, before pointing out the trucks hadn't arrived yet. "So plan out your themes for meals,"
Team one(Samey, LeShawna, Dawn, Max, Brick, Lorenzo, Amy, Emma, Heather, Izzy, Ezekiel, Geoff, and B)
"Maybe we should just cook Samey and give Chris that!" Amy joked. Everyone other then Max glared at her.
"Could you be meaner to your sister?!" Emma asked furiously.
"I shaved her head once," Amy bragged proudly.
"It's true," Samey said quietly. Emma, Lorenzo and LeShawna both sent Amy sharp glares.
"Everyone!" Dawn yelled getting the group's attention off the mean twin. "I sense B has a plan," B was writing something down on a piece of paper, before showing it off.
"Asian food, eh?" Ezekiel asked, causing B to nod.
"Doesn't sound too bad," Emma pointed out.
"I guess B can be the head chef," Geoff said. "I had my turn already,"
"Why does he get to be head chef?" Amy questioned.
"Because he came up with a good idea," Emma responded. The two older sisters glared each other down.
"So, what types of food would we be making?" Brick asked, trying to stop a fight before it started. B wrote something down and handed it to Emma.
"I take it I'm on appetizer," Emma asked, causing B to nod. "Ok, if you need any help, I am asian," Emma added before looking at the item and it's recipe. "Dumplings? Alright, that is a classic," B wrote down another item and handed it to Brick.
"I'm on entree duty," Brick stated as he looked at the dish, along with its recipe. "Baked Soy Lemon Chops? Sounds great, head chef sir!" B chuckled before writing something else down and handed it to Dawn.
"I will deal with the dessert," Dawn said as she looked over the food item and recipe. "Thai Sweet Sticky Rice is a truly wonderful dish, I have tried it before," She admitted. B smiled.
"Maybe we should make groups?" Emma suggested.
"Sounds great!" Amy said quickly, as she looked at her sister.
"Hey Samey, why don't you help me?" Emma said quickly, upon seeing the glare.
Confessional
Emma- "I know that a lot people probably think that I am being a huge hypocrite because I am getting mad at Amy and I wasn't the nicest to Kitty during the race, but I only was doing that from that breakup with Jake. Plus, who would you rather have as a sister, Amy or me?"
"Sure thing, Emma," Samey said, unsurely.
"Gurl, you gotta let me help, Dumplings are amazing!" LeShawna said.
"Sure thing!" Emma said.
"I could help too, I mean if you want," Lorenzo offered. Emma looked at him funny.
"Fine," she eventually conceded.
"Izzy, perhaps you would like to help me with the dessert?" Dawn asked.
"Sure, aura girl!" Izzy answered with a salute.
"Great, Ezekiel, Geoff, would you too like to help as well?" Dawn asked again
"Sure, eh," Ezekiel shrugged.
"Sounds awesome dude!" Geoff cheered.
"I guess that leaves Brick with Heather, Amy and Max, oh sorry," Emma said before realizing how bad Brick had it.
"It's fine, I'll make do," Brick sighed, knowing he was going to be pushed to his limits.
Team two(Scarlett, Rock, Duncan, Courtney, Brody, Bridgette, Kitty, MacArthur, Zoey, Gwen, Noah, Owen, and Jasmine)
"Anyone got any ideas?" Zoey asked her team.
"How about Mexican?" Courtney offered.
"Sounds awesome! I love me some chimichangas!" Owen said, rubbing his belly.
"Ok, first off, you aren't getting any. Second, chimichangas are actually not from Mexico, but rather the southwest part of the United States, so it is part of a style known as Tex-Mex," Noah revealed.
"I've been lied too!" Owen wailed.
"I actually was thinking we would throw chimichangas in as the main course. It's not like Chris will know the difference," Courtney joked, getting chuckles out of her team.
"So we have a main course, but we need two other dishes," Gwen pointed out.
"Right, I was getting to that," Courtney said. "I was thinking a city ceviche for an appetizer,"
"Aren't those shrimps and scallops in a shot glass?" Scarlett asked.
"Why yes!" Courtney said. "Why don't you handle those?"
"I think I could do it if I had a recipe," Scarlett said.
"Great, and for a dessert, I was thinking a special recipe from my family, Chili Chocolate Cookies," Courtney revealed.
"Sounds great, but do you have the recipe?' Duncan pointed out.
"I have it memorized, it's been passed down from Barlow to Barlow[2]" Courtney said smugly.
"So, who is doing what?" Noah asked.
"Jasmine, Brody, and Kitty, why don't you three help Scarlett out?" Courtney suggested. "Plus, you can keep an eye on her so that she doesn't try to kill anyone," Scarlett glared at her.
"I would like to remind you that I am rehabilitated," Scarlett hissed through gritted teeth.
"Whatever, Owen, Noah, Rock and MacArthur, you guys can make the chimichangas. And make sure Owen doesn't eat them!" Courtney ordered.
"You eat a plate of ribs one time and suddenly, no one trusts you with food!" Owen pouted, failing to grasp the simple point.
"Anyways, that leaves Duncan, Gwen, Zoey and Bridgette on the cookies," Courtney stated.
"Sounds good to me," Jasmine said
After both groups had finished planning, the delivery trucks had arrived.
"Ok, seeing as you've all picked your themes, get your food and get cooking, you have four hours!" Chris announced. All of the cast pounced on the trucks, with shouts of "move it!" and "me first!" filling the campground. Suddenly, Chris remembered something he had forgotten. "Oh yeah, I am deathly allergic to Chili Powder. If you put that on any dish you serve to me, you lose instantly!" He called out. Most of the cast let that set in before returning to their fighting.
Team one(Samey, LeShawna, Dawn, Max, Brick, Lorenzo, Amy, Emma, Heather, Izzy, Ezekiel, Geoff, and B)
"I guess we should get to work," Emma said as she pulled out the recipe for the dumplings. "Ok, so first we need a unit of carrots and a unit of ginger," As LeShawna and Lorenzo started to looked through the ingredients for what they need, Samey walked over to Emma.
"Hey Emma, can I ask you something?" Samey asked unsurely.
"What?" Emma asked.
"Why did you jump at the chance to get me away from Amy? We've barely spoken," Samey questioned.
"The reason I became a lawyer was to try and get people out of bad relationships. Bad boyfriends, bad spouses, and most of all bad family. So me seeing you get bullied just reminds me why I want to win so bad, I want to pay for law school to help people like you," Emma revealed. Samey smiled.
"Thanks Emma, that makes me feel better," Samey admitted. Across the room, Amy was furious.
"Why does everyone love Samey so much?! She is nothing more then a spare me, a wannabe," Amy mused to herself.
"Because everyone likes nice people more then evil people," Heather said as she walked over. "Trust me, I know from experience,"
"So I've seen," Amy said as she started to coat the pork chops in a sauce mix that Brick created.
"I think you're totally the better twin," Heather flattered. Amy smiled.
"Wanna help me get rid of her and her loser friends?" Amy said with a grin.
"It would be my pleasure," Heather said as the girls shook on it. As the alpha /censored/s continued to work on the pork chops, Dawn was hard at work on the thai sweet sticky rice, while B watched from behind, a dreamy smile on his face.
"I think the silent boy has a crush," Geoff teased him, a few mangos in his arms. B started blushing. "I don't judge dude, I think you should tell her, you two will be awesome," Geoff said before he remembered something. "Oh, yeah, you don't talk," B smiled before turning back to Dawn, who had also turned around.
"Oh, B! You surprised me! And Geoff, I see you have the mangos," Dawn said.
"Oh yeah! Here," Geoff realized as he handed the fruits over. Dawn turned back to face B.
"B, I believe I know how you feel about me," Dawn told him. B started blushing hard. "Are you in love with me?"
B stood for a few seconds before answering. "...Yes," Everyone in the kitchen turned to face B. Had he really just talked for the first time ever, and it was to confess he was in love?
Dawn stepped forward. "I love you too," She told him before pulling him into a kiss, where he quickly started to kiss back. After a few seconds, the two broke apart. "We can began dating as soon as the season ends," B smiled and nodded eagerly.
Team two(Scarlett, Rock, Duncan, Courtney, Brody, Bridgette, Kitty, MacArthur, Zoey, Gwen, Noah, Owen, and Jasmine)
"Oh come on! Just one bite!" Owen begged.
"One bite for you turns into eating the whole thing!" Noah snapped. "If you don't eat anything, I let you eat anything Chris, Chef, and the mystery judge don't have," He promised.
"Really?!" Owen questioned.
"I promise," Noah said, before pointing at the fridge. "Now get in the fridge!"
"What why?" Owen asked.
"Because I don't trust you!" Noah bluntly stated.
"But….I won't eat anything! I promise!" Owen wailed.
"But I put chimichangas in the fridge for you!" Noah said, tricking Owen.
"COME TO PAPA!" Owen yelled as he raced into the fridge. "Hey, there's only meat in here!" He realized as MacArthur shut the fridge.
"Now we can work in peace," Noah sighed contently as he went back to work.
"Hey pasty? Can you help me with this?" Duncan called out to his girlfriend. He had been forced to balance two eggs in one hand, unsalted butter in the other, a cup of chocolate chips on his head and ¾ cups of sugar on his sneaker. Gwen and Zoey put their conversation on hold and raced over to help the punk hold everything.
"Sorry about that, you said you had it under control," Zoey said sheepishly.
"It's cool, although I wish you had been paying more attention to what I was doing," Duncan joked, causing the two girls to laugh. He laughed for a few seconds before turning serious again. "I feel like I knew Scarlett from somewhere, and no it wasn't last season," He said, stopping Zoey in her tracks.
"Maybe you should think about it. You could have helped a lot of All-Stars if you remembered sooner," Gwen told him.
"And if you had listened to me in the first place," Duncan said, causing both girls to shrink. In another part of the room, Jasmine and Scarlett worked on the City Ceviche while Brody and Kitty were flirting with each other.
"So, have you ever been surfing?" Brody asked.
"Once, when I was little. It looks really fun though," Kitty admitted.
"Maybe I could show you sometime after the show is over!" Brody offered.
"That sounds awesome!" Kitty said as she put her hands on Brody's shoulders. Brody put his hands on her waist.
"Um, Kitty?" Brody asked unsurely.
"Yeah?" Kitty answered.
"Um…...wouldyougooutwithme?"Brody said quickly and quietly. Kitty gasped, which made Brody think it was bad, until she locked her lips around his. Shocked at first, Brody quickly melted into the kiss.
"Yes! In fact, once we are done with this show, we have have our first date!" Kitty told him.
"Woooo Hoooo!" Brody cheered. The duo was about to move into another kiss, but were stopped when Scarlett her fist slammed down on the counter.
"Weren't you two supposed to be getting more orange juice?" Scarlett said,
"Oh, right," Brody realized, causing the duo to start scrambling.
The teams worked long and hard on their dishes, nobody really risking the chance at going home. Finally, only five minutes were reminding, the two teams started adding the finishing touches and adding things to the table to show their themes. LeShawna added a small asian style lantern to the left of the table and Zoey added a blue maraca to right.
"TIME!" Chris yelled out.
"We seem to have everything ready," Dawn said to B, who gave a thumbs up.
"Ok, we just need to let the chimichangas cook for a little longer and add the last spice," Courtney told her team. "Rock, do you think you could take care of that?" She asked him.
"You got it, Woo!" Rock replied with an awkward salute.
"I think that also means, it's time to get Owen from the fridge," Noah pointed out. The cynic walked over to the fridge and forced it open and met a rather weird sight. Owen had torn up his clothes to make a loincloth, somehow made himself a feather headdress, grown out his hair and a long beard and was eating a piece of meat.
"Oogga Bogga! Oogga oogga oogga!" Owen yelled out, trying to intimidate Noah, who wasn't impressed.
"Come on, neanderthal. And is it with you and fake beards?" Noah ordered, pulling on Owen's beard.
"Ow!" The fat boy yowled as Noah dragged him off.
"I would like you guys to meet your mystery guest, DJ!" Chris announced. DJ walked in and sat down to the left of Chris.
"Um, these aren't mutant ingredients right?" DJ asked unsurely.
"Nope, these are all natural ingredients!" Chris responded, reassuring DJ. "Team one, your up! DJ eats the appetizer, I get the main course and Chef is on dessert duty," B set the meals down in front of each of the respective eaters.
"For our appetizer, we have made some Dumplings. For our entrée, we have created a lovely dish of Baked Soy Lemon Chops. Finally, for our dessert, we crafted a plate of Thai Sweet Sticky Rice," Dawn explained for B.
"I would have prefered B explain, but eh, let's eat!" Chris said. Each eater took a few bites out of their meals, before coming up with their thoughts.
"The Dumplings seem pretty good, so nine," DJ said.
"The meat seems a little over cooked, but pretty good otherwise, so seven," Chris added in.
"Nine!" Chef said, sounding German.
"So team one gets a twenty five overall, not bad," Chris stated. "Team two, let's see what you have!" Scarlett set down the city ceviche and Duncan set down the chili chocolate cookies.
"So for an appetizer, we have some city ceviche and dessert is one of my family's recipes, chili chocolate cookies! We also have chimichangas, but those were still cooking," Courtney said.
"Rock, hurry up!" Gwen yelled into the kitchen. Inside, Rock had just pulled out the chimichangas. He quickly set the tray down and looked through the spices on the table. He saw a red one with a picture of a pepper on it. Rock shrugged and opened, planning to sprinkle it down. He ended up completely blindsided when the spice spilled all over the dish. He tried blowing some of it off, only to get it up his nose and into his eyes. Some of the spice did come off however, so Rock deemed it ok.
"Coming!" He yelled out hoarsely. Rock brought the chimichangas out and set them down in front of Chris.
"DJ gave the city ceviche an eight and chef gave the cookies a perfect ten!" Chris revealed. "That puts you at eighteen points. You need seven points to tie, eight to win," With that Chris bit into one of chimichangas. "Seems like a winner, has a bit of an interesting flavor though," No sooner after Chris finished saying that, his face turned green and he started throwing up violently.
"Chris!" Chef yelled out concern.
"Whapt spiace dipd you uspe!" Chris demanded, his words slurred before he passed out.
"The red stuff with the pepper on it!" Rock revealed.
"Ya used tha chili pepper even after Chris told you not to!" Chef yelled at him. Rock tried to make himself look small as his team glared him down.
"Way to go!' Courtney barked at him.
"Team one wins! Team two has FIVE MINUTES to go vote!" Chef yelled out.
"I don't really care about the marshmallows-" Chef started to say, but Owen cut him off with a big NO, but a sharp glare from Chef shut him up. "Now, onto the votes…"
"Who got voted out?" Rock asked timidly.
"Who do ya think!? GET THE HECK OFF THE ISLAND BEFORE I SEVRE YA BUTT WITH TOMORROW'S BREAKFAST!" Chef hollered as Rock ran to the boat of losers as fast as he legs would carry him.
Chef turned back to face the camera. "Come back next time to see if Chris is still breathing and if anyone dies!" Owen then ran behind him.
"On Total Drama-" Owen tried to say before Chef turned around and raced after him.
Reasons for elimination
The only reason Rock even made it this far with because I needed someone else to go home or I couldn't come up with a reason to boot him.
[1]-Wacky Races reference, figured it was obvious
[2]-A tradition I saw in this fandom is that if a contestant doesn't have a confirmed last name, you go with their actor's last name. Also Courtney is confirmed to be hispanic.
Votes
Scarlett- Rock
Rock- Owen
Duncan- Rock
Courtney- Rock
Brody- Rock
Bridgette- Rock
Kitty- Rock
MacArthur- Rock
Zoey- Rock
Gwen- Rock
Noah- Rock
Owen- Rock
Jasmine- Rock
(Bold vote means the person went home)
This really should have come on the weekend but blame it a combo of me getting distracted and being lazy. Hope you enjoyed! Also which couple did you like seeing hook up more? Dawn x B or Kitty x Brody! FireFlamerx9z, out!