Chapter 11: A Turn For The Worse
For Meg, last night was the greatest night of her life, except for the part where Stewie ran in. Some say the poor boy is scarred for life, but that's another story. Anyway, Zack had gone to work, and Meg was in the kitchen with Lois talking about last night.
"Zack and I made love last night," said Meg.
"WHAT?!?!?" shouted Lois as she took a look around and leaned closer to Meg, "Spill it! How was he?"
"Well, he was pretty wild."
"Really? What did he do?"
"Well, he..." then Meg whispered into Lois' ear. Lois then giggled.
"Wow! For a virgin, he sure knows how to press the right buttons," said Lois, "You think I can borrow him for a while?"
"Mom! He's mine," said Meg.
"Oh, honey, you know I'm just kidding," laughed Lois, "But seriously, can I borrow him for a day? You're father's getting a little rusty."
Meanwhile in the living room, Brian is watching the news.
"This is Tom Tucker. Today the studio decided to do something a little different," said Tom, "Now, some viewers have complained about the lack of a black reporter, so Ollie and I have switched positions. Today's forecast shows that there will be sunny skies with no clouds. Now to Ollie with the news. Ollie?"
"Lots of bad stuff happened!" shouted Ollie as the camera went back to Tom.
"Thank you Ollie," said Tom, "And now we go to our asian reporter, Tricia Takanawa live for this bad stuff that's happening."
"Thank you," said Tricia as she stood in front of Zack's 7 Eleven where gunshots could be heard, "It seems that a 7 Eleven store in uncharted Quahog is being robbed by 2 robbers. The store's clerk, Zack Murdock who is currently dating Quahog's own Meg Griffin even though he's older than her but we don't really give a damn because it's stopped her damn whining, is in a gunfight with the robbers."
"Oh my god," said Brian, "Meg you better look at this!"
"Why? What's going on-" asked Meg as she looked at the TV, "Oh my god! Zack!"
"Meg wait!" shouted Brian as Meg ran out to the car and drove off.
"Brian, where's Meg?" asked Lois as she and Peter walked into the living room.
"She took the car and is going to Zack's store!" said Brian, "It's a warzone over there!"
"Oh no! Peter we have to stop her!" said Lois.
"Wait just a second," said Peter, "Meg can drive?"
"Apparently she can in this story," said Lois, "But that's not important! We have to get to there before she gets hurt!"
Meanwhile at the 7 eleven, Zack kept firing with his trusty shotgun and duck on occasions while the two robbers continously fired their pistols. As the gunfight continued, Meg ran to the doorway of the convenient store.
"Zack! Zack, are you okay?" Meg shouted.
"Meg, get out of here!" shouted Zack, "It's too dangerous!"
The robbers then noticed Meg.
"Oh crap! It's that girl!" said one of the men.
"What?" asked Meg.
"Yeah, I remember her," said the other robber, "She wanted us to 'have our way with her' and then we pressed charges on her."
Zack then took a long look at Meg.
"It's a long story," she said.
"Wait, don't tell us you came her to try to make us rape you again, did you?" asked one of the robbers in fear.
"NO! I came here because you're shooting at my boyfriend!" said Meg.
"Really? Wow... You have poor taste in women," said the other robber to Zack.
"Well at least I don't go around with my gay lover robbing places," said Zack.
"WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT US BEING GA- er, I mean we are NOT gay, said the rabber as he grabbed grabbed Meg and pointed his gun to her head, "Now give us the money, or your girlfriend gets it!"
"Don't hurt her!" shouted Zack as he unbolted the cash register and threw it at them, "Here, take it!"
Needless to say, the impact knocked them out cold. Meg then ran to Zack and held on to him tightly.
"Are you okay?" he asked her.
"Yes. Just a little frightened," she said.
Just then, Peter, Lois, Chris, Stewie, and Brian showed up to the scene.
"We came here as fast as we-" said Peter as he noticed the robbers were knocked out, "Ah, never mind."
"So are you 2 alright?" asked Lois, "Did you get shot?"
"We're okay, Lois," said Zack, "Now how about we go on home?"
As they were about to leave, one of the robbers slowly got up, quickly grabbed Chris and pointed their gun at him.
"That wasn't funny!" he shouted, "So I'm gonna kill the fat kid just for fun!"
"Not Chris!" shouted Peter.
Before he could pull the trigger, Zack punched him off of Chris. He then tried to wrestle the gun out of his hand, but then an ominous gunshot was heard... Zack then clutched his side and fell over as he began to bleed uncontrollably.
"ZACK!!!" shrieked Meg as she ran over to him.
The robbers soon got away, but not before Peter took Zack's shot gun and shot at them a few times.
Zack! Zack!!! God, why is this happening!" cried Meg as tears rolled down her face , "SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!"
With that Peter, rushed to the nearest phone and dialed 911. He just hope they weren't too late.
End Chapter.