Rachel just hung up her phone and flopped down on the Hummel-Hudson couch.
"Well, Sam and Mercedes aren't going. They are a romantic weekend planned, whatever that means." She deadpanned.
Kurt let out a small giggle from his spot on the couch and then whipped out his phone, presumably to text Mercedes. "That girl…" he said quietly.
Rachel looked up into Finn's face that was sitting beside her, "Looks like it's just you, Kurt, Blaine, Jen, Mike, and Puck, Brittany, Santana and I who are going."
"What about Lauren?" he asked.
"She said she hates camping. Most of the food she eats needs to be microwaved and 'last time I checked there are no microwaves in the woods.'" She quoted.
So, this weekend! Are you super excited Kurt?" Rachel asked him. He rolled his eyes and forcibly smiled.
"Oh, yeah. Stoked." He sarcastically replied.
Finn and Rachel laughed and then Finn took her hand and walked up to his room, where she helped him pack.
That Friday afternoon, all the tents but one were set up and Rachel and Jen and Brittany were setting up a kitchen of sorts on a hold up table.
Puck and Mike were struggling to pitch the damn tent, and after 20 minutes of cussing, Blaine had enough. He walked over calmly and helped them out, and the tent was erect.
"Good job, Blaine. My camper man." Kurt teased and then pecked Blaine lightly on the lips.
"Anything for you, my amazing boyfriend." He smiled.
"I hope you realize that you will be the one stepping in front of me if any bears decide to eat this tender flesh." He rubbed his ass cheek through his jeans.
"What if a bear decides to eat me?" Blaine countered.
"Then I'll run away from you. Sorry, Blaine, but I can't risk this piece of art." Kurt teased.
"I'm getting cavities over here!" Santana called from the picnic bench where she was filing her nails.
"Oh, be nice." Brittany cooed and placed a peck on Santana's cheek. Santana blushed but other than that didn't show any signs of wariness.
Later that night, they were all crowded around the campfire and laughing everything that happened the previous year.
"I have an idea!" Brittany called. "Let's play 'Never Have I Ever.'"
There was a mumbled agreement and then Rachel and Jen stood up and passed out red cups while Puck took the vodka bottle (where the heck did that come from?) and a 2 liter of Coke and started filling everyone's cup.
"I'll start." Finn said. "Never have I ever kissed somebody older than me."
Puck, Kurt, Brittany, Santana, Rachel, and Jen drank.
"Never have I ever done a strip-tease." Rachel announced.
Puck, Brittany, Santana and Mike drank.
"Never have I ever read a book." Puck said.
Everyone drank except Puck. Really, Puck?
"Never have I ever gotten in a car accident." Kurt said proudly. Blaine smiled at him before he took a sip along with Puck, Finn, and Jen.
"Never have I ever kissed a girl." Blaine announced.
Everyone except Jen and Rachel drank. Blaine looked at Kurt quizzically and then Kurt smiled. He pointed to Brittany and whispered, "Blame her." Blaine laughed.
"Never have I ever sung a show tune in front of other people." Jen smiled.
Everyone drank except Jen.
"You know what this means?" Rachel called loudly. Everyone laughed as Rachel fumbled for their portable speaker and started playing the soundtrack to "Smile" by Avril Lavigne.
"This isn't a show tune!" Kurt proclaimed.
"Yeah, well, show tunes aren't fun when you're not in glee club!" Rachel swayed slightly before she started singing, "You know that I'm a crazy bitch, I do what I want when I feel like it. All I wanna do is lose control." Santana smiled and joined in.
"But you don't really give a shit. You don't let it go, let it go with it. Cause you're fucking crazy rock and roll."
Brittany sang the first part of the bridge, "You said 'hey'." All the guys quietly called 'hey' at this. "'What's your name?'" All the guys echoed her again. "It took one look and now I'm not the same."
Jen took a breath before she took over. "Yeah, you said 'Hey. What's your name?' You stole my heart and you're the one to blame."
All the guys clapped for her as all 4 girls started singing, "And that's why I smile. It's been a while since everyday and everything has felt this right. And now, you turn it all around. And suddenly you're all I need; the reason why I smile."
All the guys cheered before Puck stood up and took over the next verse. "Last night I blacked out, I think. What did you- what did you put in my drink? I remember making out and then…"
Blaine joined in: "I woke up with a new tattoo. You're name was on me and my name was on you. I would do it all over again."
Finn and Kurt took over the bridge, and then everyone, including Mike, was singing the chorus.
Once the song ended, everyone was smiling and breathing heavily, and the campers next to them started clapping. "Encore, encore!" one woman shouted.
Everyone smiled and then decided to sing "Tonight, Tonight" by Hot Chelle Rae.
"It's been a really, really messed up week; seven days of torture, seven days of bitter." Santana sang.
"Then my girlfriend went a cheated on me. She's a California dime and it's time for me to quit her." Jen sang.
And that's how it went. After a few more songs, they were all exhausted. "You're a really good singer, Jen. It would be awesome if you came to McKinley next year and joined glee club."
"I'll think about it." She smiled.
They all retired to their tents. Kurt and Blaine were sharing one on the promise that nobody would hear anything if they did anything naughty. Mike and Puck were sharing. Brittany and Santana were sharing one with Jen, and Rachel and Finn were sharing.
Kurt and Blaine had mischievously had the brilliant idea of bringing along two of the same sleeping bags and zipping them together so it was one giant sleeping bag. They were both lying on their sides facing each other and the middle of the air mattress dipped very low to the ground. If there are any holes in this mattress, Kurt thought, they would wake up in the morning sleeping on the ground.
Their naked legs (they were wearing boxers, calm down) were intertwined and they had one hand held up between them and just the tips of their fingers were touching.
"Remember when you said you liked that this was as romantic as it got?" Blaine reminded him of the first time they tried to talk about sex.
"I was such a fool." Kurt laughed, but their fingers remained touching. He was enjoying the (probably imaginary) feel of electricity passing between their touch. "Do you feel it?" he whispered.
Blaine didn't need to ask what Kurt meant, because yes, he did.
"I do. It's…amazing." He whispered back. They didn't need to be whispering, because they made sure their tent was farther away from anyone, but it seemed too romantic to talk any louder.
"Puck! That's disgusting! I could hear that from over here!" Rachel yelled.
Puck's laugh filled the entire site.
"Boy's are disgusting." Kurt wrinkled his nose.
"We're boys." Blaine reminded him.
"Yes, but we're gay. We come with a 'naturally dapper' setting." Kurt smiled and then laced their fingers together, causing their palms to touch.
Blaine scooted closer to Kurt and their chests were flush against each other. It had been almost 2 weeks since their first sexual experience, and Blaine had since gotten over his nervousness about blowjobs.
Blaine started biting Kurt's neck affectionately and making his way lower. Blaine accidentally used his secret weapon to make Kurt scream, and started trailing his teeth over Kurt's (surprisingly ticklish) hip bone.
"Blaine!" Kurt gave a high pitched squeal as he laughed.
"Keep down the sexual noises! Some of us are actually sleeping!" Puck called.
"Shut up, Puck." Santana yelled back. "You wouldn't bother keeping it down if someone was having sex with you in front of all of us."
Kurt's face was bright red and Blaine was laughing against Kurt's skin, making him shiver.
Blaine strategically pulled off Kurt's boxers in the confines of their sleeping bag, before Kurt managed to unzip it and watch his boyfriend go down on him.
After a few minutes of the most intense blowjob ever, Kurt couldn't stay quiet any longer. He had been biting his lip and swallowing his moans before they left his throat. Blaine took a hand and rubbed his knuckles across Kurt's balls before the moved it lower and stoked once, twice over Kurt's hole and Kurt let out a moan.
Kurt barely even heard a girl's giggle from another tent as he came hard down Blaine's throat. Blaine had (nearly) mastered swallowing, and took it graciously.
"Oh, my god, Blaine." Kurt moaned as his boyfriend licked over his sensitive cock once more before sliding up to lay beside Kurt.
"That sounded like a good one! Blaine must be good at what he does, Kurt." Puck commented.
"Shut up, Puck!" everyone cried in union.
Kurt laughed along with Blaine before he realized Blaine didn't get off.
"Here-" Kurt started moving down before Blaine stopped him.
"I want to talk to you about something." He said sternly.
"Sure. What's up, baby?"
"I want to run an idea by you." He said nervously.
"What is it, baby?" Kurt whispered into Blaine's ear, just as Kurt wrapped fingers over Blaine's cock.
"I think… I think… I'm ready… for… for more." He finally got out.
Kurt stopped his fingers. "Do you want to have sex with me?" Blaine nodded.
"Kurt, if you don't want to-" but Blaine didn't finish because Kurt kissed him and resumed moving his hand.
"I don't want you to come on the sleeping bag. Tell me when you're close and I'll swallow." Kurt whispered seductively.
Blain just nodded and threw his head back; breathing quick and staccato.
After both of them were satisfied and they cuddled under the sleeping bag once more.
"I think we should wait until we're back home before we have sex." Blaine suggested.
"I think so too. Also, I don't know if you were thinking of topping or bottoming or what, but I think we should flip a coin. Keep it spontaneous." Kurt grinned.
Blaine smiled with his eyes closed. "Sounds good. We'll talk more in the morning." His voice was low and Kurt could tell he was almost asleep. Kurt kissed each of his eye lids before allowing himself to fall asleep too.