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11. Wearing kigurumis
"Stupid frigging bird!" Ginny heard Dean yell from the next room. Snickering, she set her book aside and went into Bobby's kitchen, where Dean was glaring daggers at an owl sitting on the table.
"I swear, if I have to put up with one more bird hammering on the window and treating me like crap –"
"Oh, leave him alone!" Ginny scolded, stroking the owl. "It's not his fault that he can't open the window! And let's face it, you can be quite unlikeable when you want to be."
Dean just narrowed his eyes at the owl even further, which shot him a smug look.
"Did you see –?"
"I said that's enough, Dean!" Ginny untied the package from the owl's leg. "Oh, it's from Ron! Thank you."
The owl made a soft noise at her last words and spread its wings before flying out of the window. Ginny unfolded a piece of parchment.
"'Gin,'" she read. "'Hermione and I went shopping in the Muggle world with Rosie and Hugo and we thought you and Dean might like these. I picked them out myself! Ron.'"
"I don't like the sound of that," Dean muttered. Ginny ignored him in favour of ripping the brown paper open and her jaw dropped when she pulled out two massive one-piece pieces of clothing; one representing a cartoonish raccoon and the other a teddy bear.
"What in the name of Merlin's bloody beard…?" Ginny blinked.
"No. Hell no! I'm not wearing that!" Dean snapped, eyeing the clothing in disgust. "I'd rather go back downstairs! I'm gonna kill your brother!"
"Agreed," Ginny grimaced. "There's no way I'm wearing this! I don't know whether Ron knew what he was doing or if he just thought they were cute or if Hermione decided to play a joke on us through him."
Before Dean could reply, Sam entered the kitchen and his eyes immediately zeroed in on the clothing.
"Don't you even start, Sam!" Dean and Ginny snapped at the same time. His hands held up in surrender, a smirking Sam left the room.