Wing: HI EVERYONE~! WE'RE BACK~!

Claw/ Michi/ Miyuki:...you're to loud...

Wing: Ehhhh~ B-but I only had like...um fou-no-five...ten, actually, bags of candy~

Claw: Correction, you had at minimum of 20

*Wing and Claw are still arguing about it while the twins are watching*

Miyuki: Hey, Michi can you do the disclaimer?

Michi: These to idiots are to idiotic to own Yu-Gi-Oh and Naruto.

Miyuki: A.K.A They do not own those shows.

Michi: *glares at Miyuki while Miyuki smiles all to innocently* They only own us, end of disclaimer...

Michi's POV.

In P.E.

I manage to survive the swooning boys, who were annoying me so much, I just wanted to punch them. Miyuki had the same dilemma as well, except she DID punch the guys... and guess what, the idiotic boys were swooned by Miyuki's strength. 'She looks so graceful when she swings her arm through the air...and into my face *sigh with heart's in their eyes*' was basically what they were all thinking in their head. Well, they only annoyed me at the beginning, because I apologized to Aika for acting so mean to her in the locker room, but warned her about insulting Miyuki.

We made up, and hung out throughout the entire P.E. It was fun, since I never actually had any friends before, except Miyuki. That stupid guy... what's his name in the white cloak... was twice more showoff-y than Miyuki, but Aika was such a fan that I couldn't insult him without remaining friendless... The fangirls were worse than Miyuki's fanboys, at least I was used to Miyuki's fans... "OMG HE LOOKS SO HOT!" Aika and her friends screamed in the locker room after P.E. "He's more idiotic than Kiba...KIBA! Argh, stupid Tenten!" I ran out in my P.E. clothes and remembered I HAD friends other than Aika and the other girls.

I jumped off into the sky. I caught sight of the group, standing, looking around downtown, in the middle of the street. I landed just as a car was speeding into them. "WATCH OUT!" I screamed, leaping into the street and slammed into everyone. The car kept speeding and everyone was safe. "Stupid. What were you guys standing in the middle of the street for?" I scolded them. "What was that?" Temari gasped out. "A red prius." I answer pulling her up. I was pulling Tenten and Ino up, when Hinata was asking why black priuses with bright lights were chasing the red prius. "Those are police cars, not priuses." I answer, pulling Hinata and Ayame up too. "So, everything is a prius except that police cars things?" I facepalmed myself mentally. These guys were worse than Miyuki (and I don't mean that Miyuki is dumb, she's actually really smart... kind of). Even she knows what a car is (she got special tutoring from me, five minutes ago). "No, a prius is a type of car, not all cars are priuses." They stared at me, like "What...The...-"

"Let's get to school," I grabbed the girls and the idiots (aka boys) followed along. I heard lots of people asking "School?" but, would you bother to answer? Well, even if you would bother, I didn't. I ignored them all the way to the halls. I randomly selected lockers for all of the girls and I just had to do that for the pigs too. I noticed they had no supplies, and no idea what was going on.

What I didn't seem to notice was the fact that something was sticking REAL close to me. "Sewer rat has some friends *snicker*" it said in a stupid voice.

I flinched. The voice sounded really stupid and I could feel the breath on my neck. It smelled like Crest toothpaste, with a hint of peppermint chewing gum and Gatorade, it was that close to me. I didn't even want to turn around and see it, or see the girls' evil matchmaking faces. I sped walked down the hall, probably looking stupid in the process.

"MICHIKO MICHI AKIYAMA!" The scariest voice ever echoed down the hall. Crap, I probably left Miyuki really freaked out and worried. Now, oh my, is she mad. I spun on the heel of my spiked boots. I'll take idiots over a mad Miyuki anyday. I sped down the hall, quicklier. "Not going to admit it, are you?" I heard the voice snicker. Unfortunately, I was going too fast to stop, and my mind was blank other than getting away from mad Miyuki. Too late, I almost crashed right into the snickering pig. His white collar tickled the back of my neck as I spun around again. It was made of a soft material, but it was stiff ironed and rubbed uncomfortably against my neck.

I take back what I said. I had to face Miyuki's punishment. She drew her sword and charged straight at me. Instinctively, I roundoffed out of the way. Miyuki was gliding gracefully down the middle of the hallway with a cheerful smile, still charging, with Reshi (the size of a mouse) hidden in the collar of her dress (don't ask how I knew that he was there) . Crap... she was going to hit that spoiled-good-for-nothing guinea pig. I swear, if she makes me save him... The swords were coming down very quickly, slashing at that rodent's cloak. I sighed and pushed him out of the way... with my pinky... well, can you blame me? I want as little filth on myself as possible, and a pinkie will do the trick, since, you know, superstrength...

"Those cannot be real." Stupid stated in a matter-of-a-fact tone (does he think he's too good to ask questions, that capybara). I ignored him. "Miyuki Mitsuko Akiyama..." I heard myself growl. She had a cheery smile on her face. Wow, she might as well have wrote "FAKE! I'M REALLY MAD, I'M JUST SMILING LIKE A STUPID ASS FAKE WANNABE!" all over her forehead. "Yes, Michiko "Michi" Akiyama~..." She said in an all too familiar, painfully cheery tone. I grit my teeth, "Okay, whatever. You go ahead and kill EVERY tick in the hallways, use your swords at school, get expelled, that's perfectly fine." My voice, unwillingly, drips with sarcasm,

The oversized fly jumps in and is buzzes in by saying "Those swords must be cheap plastic material." Oh crap...again... The last time someone insulted Miyuki's swords as cheap... let's just say they ended up in an unnatural shape in the emergency room for a whole year... I grabbed my leather backpack and ran down the halls, past the rodent. I didn't want to be caught in the middle of THAT fight again.

"HEY! Dragon Lady!" I heard a shout in the cafeteria. Oh, great, more bugs. I felt a tap on my shoulder. "Expensive leather, don't touch." I ordered as I turned around and saw the skateboard guy with his helmet unbuckled on his head. "Woah, uptight." He grinned as he grabbed my arm and pulled me towards his table. I ripped my jacket out of his grasp and headed towards Aika's waving arm. "Don't touch me, I'm guessing the last time you washed your hands were last month." I rolled my eyes. He followed me to the table. Pulling up a chair, he straddle-sat down next to one of Aika's friends who whacked him really hard. I gave her a high five.

"Actually, I washed it the week before the week before."

"That's last month." I pointed out. "

Whatever, well I heard you know the goddess girl"

I narrowed my eyes. "Miyuki?"

He was swooning, as he said "Oh, yes, Miyuk 3" I could literally see hearts popping out of his eyes and a dreamy background behind him.

I turned away from his idioticness. It was making me lose my appetite.

"I have NOTHING to do with her," I lied, "Go away."

He laughed. "You are a terrible liar."

I balled my fist. I prided myself on my ability to lie.

"Your emphasis on 'NOTHING' kinda proved that you're lying I guess."

I inwardly growled. "That's not proof I'm lying," I bluffed.

"So, you guys just show up completely randomly... On the same day? And you happen to both be from Hollywood?"

"Leave me alone. I don't know her." I stood up, just to get away from him and at that point, Miyuki wrapped her arms around my neck/shoulders. Skateboard dude laughed, while I sat down again, and rubbed my temples. "You...are...an...idiot." I growled at myself. That made Miyuki laugh and the skateboard guy start mooning.

"Will you, the lovely goddess girl and the mighty trying-too-hard-to-be-American-by-ditching- class-and-skateboarding love bird couple leave this mortal, the ugly cast away orphan alone?" I asked as sincerely as possible. "Wait... Who's the ugly cast away orphan?" Miyuki and skateboard guy asked. "Me," I clarified. "Now leave me alone to eat lunch." skateboard guy had to be dumb and ask what lunch? So, of course, something happened *cough Miyuki told him I had no lunch cough* so that was how I got dragged into this awkward meeting of a really short pile of dirt (when I mean short, I mean as short as Miyuki's smallest sword) named Yagi or Yugi or something, 2 idiotic pigs did not bother to learn their names, and a girl named Tea.

Tea gave me her lunch and skateboard guy ran off with Miyuki, who apparently ran away from all her fanboys trying to swoon her and decided to find somewhere to eat privately...Now I'm finally alone and can enjoy my time wi-...Wait a minute,... where's Zekrom!? Oh crap... Skateboard dude...didn't come with him. I charged at the direction that he left earlier and ran through the halls searching for him. In my head, I was practically yelling 'oh crap' in my head repeatedly.

"So," The short son of a... forget it, I'll call him Dirt (because he looks like a pile of dirt to me...). "Why are you talking to me?" I asked. I'm sure I sounded like I was asking why he was even next to me in the first place.

"Do you know anything about this card game?" he asked, curiously. I glanced at him, and was about to tell him that no one plays a stupid card game anymore, but as soon as I looked at him, I felt the room spin. Everything got grey, and blacker, and blacker. Miyuki poked her head back in (I won't even try to think about how she popped up out of nowhere) , saying "Onee chan... a spirit."

But I already knew that.

And everything went black.