I Don't Own Kirby
Chapter 10?
Guest Star
Forest: HOWDY! Welcome back! Sorry I didn't update sooner, a lot ahs been going on. I have an SOL coming up.
Black: That must suck...
Forest: *Bangs Head on Table* You have no idea... Anyway, our guest star today is Athena Nightmare.
Athena: *Waves while sitting in a black throne*
Dedede: What happen to my throne?
Forest: I had the Death Family redecorate it *Derp*
Arthur: GO TO THE CORNER! YOU HAVE BEEN BAD!
Galacta: Why you so stupid?!
Meta: Is Nightmare your dad?
Nightmare: You must drink 1,000 soda cans and eat 2,000 lollipops.
Everyone: What would you do if a giant snake came? It wanted to eat you all. Also, guess why I'm Athena Nightmare. Nightmare, Black, Bloody and Forest can't guess.
Kirby: Eat these *sugar filled* cookies. They are good. (Only me and Forest know they are filled with sugar)
Dedede: Sup? Go through this portal. It leads to a place full of FOOD!
Forest, Black and Bloody: You three must write an epic sentence with your names in them.
I'M FOREVER HAPPY!
Forest; ARTHUR! In the corner, before I make you kiss Marvin!
Arthur: *Grumbles something* *Sits in corner*
Forest; Galacta?
Galacta: I am Not stupid!
Meta: Yes you are.
Galacta: No I'm Not!
Black: SHUT UP! *Holding a blood scythe*
Both: Yes Black! *Quiet*
Meta: No he's my brother.
Nightmare: *Nods*
Forest: GET RID OF THE HOLOGRAM!
Nightmare: No, I like not showing who I am.
Forest: *Eyes go red*
Black: Okay, next dare!
Nightmare: *Ears and drinks the lollipops and Soda* *Laughs, then screams." Hehehe *passes out*
Forest; Black, did you drug them.
Black: *Hides spotted green leaves* No...
Forest: T_T
Everyone: Um...
Meta: I'd fight.
Sword and Blade; Same...
Fumu: Run and scream.
Bun: Watch in amusement.
Others: *Runs*
Forest; GET BACK HERE!
Athena: Now can you all guess?
Nightmare: *Smirks*
Everyone: Uh...
Meta: She's nightmares daughter...
Everyone but Meta, Nightmare, Black and Forest: WHAT!
Athena: Got a problem with it? *Lavender eyes*
Everyone: *Shakes head*
Athena: good, now *Feeds Kirby cookies*
Kirby: POYO! *Bounced up and down really fast*
Meta: WERE THEY SUGAR FILLED!
Athena: Yep *Derp*
Dedede: I'm not hungry.
Athena: *Pushed him in* YOU'LL LIKE and GO THERE!
Dedede: AHHHHHHH!
Black: XD
Forest: The forest, is as black as night and as bloody as death.
Athena: I'm Forever Happy!
Forest: YEAH! Next up is Guest Shadow. This author would rather be called that, then have their name shown.
Blade must eat Sword. And Bloody.
Sword? WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF ME? I JUST LIKE SLICING PEOPLE IN THE LEAST.
Blade: e_e Really?
Forest; That's being a man-eater! Just do it. XD
Blade: *Bites Sword* ...Hey, that taste good!
Sword; OW!
Bloody; get anywhere near me I'll kill you!
Blade: O_O
Sword; Stop that! *Cries Cutely* *Sees Guest Shadow* AHHHH! *Cries harder*
Blade: Look what you made me do. *Hugs Sword*
Sword; AHHH! Get away you person eater! *Hugs Forest*
Blade: *Cries*
Forest; *Pets Sword.* Next up is Cloey22!
will accept the human Escargoonie!
Fumu: I'm going to use memes on you from now on TROLOLOLOLOL. Watch Rainbow Trololol for ten hours and you can't back away from it.
Bun: laugh at Fumu.
Dedede: as my apology Ima give you this new robe!
Black: why the Nova are you the coolest OC I've ever known? Go with Narx and destoy and empty planet with weapons of your choosing.
Thanks again! Can't wait for da movies, Goonie!
Forest; *Turns Escargoon into a Human*
Escargoon: *Looks really cute* Uh...
Cloey: EEKKKK! *Hugs*
Fumu: T_T *Watches it*
*Ten Hours Later*
Bun: *Laughing so hard*
Fumu: *Bangs Head on Table*
Dedede: Thanks *Puts on* It's really soft...
Forest: *Pets Sword* It's okay...
Sword; *Still crying*
Black: ^_^ Let's go Marx, and thanks!
Forest; And tha is what boredom will do to you, make an OC like her.
Black: *Holding a Double Blades Death Scythe.* DIE!
Marx: Hehehe! *Kills another person*
Forest; *Still Petting Sword* Next up is OyashiroMetaKnight!
*hugs Sword* It's okay... I'll protect you from the people that hate Sword x Blade! USHXJCJKNfzfwwa
Sword, be kawaii and wear a seifuku.
Dedede, get muscular and kiss Blade.
Blade, somebody is planning to kill you. Guess who it is!
Kazuko: *hugs Sword and Blade*
Sword; *Hugs Back* T-Thanks...*Sniffles*
Forest; *Still petting him* you done?
Sword: *Hugs* Nope...*Cries Cutely*
Forest; T_T *Pets again* And what is a Seirfuku?
everyone: *Shrugs*
Dedede: But, I don't like Blade.
Blade; WHAT!
Dedede: *Shrugs* ...*Kisses her*
Blade; That wasn't so bad...OMG Did I just say that!
Sword; *Cries ever more cutely*
Forest: ...*Hugs*
Blade; Is it Black?
Black: Surprisingly no...
Blade: Than who? *Dies*
Bloody: Me! *Holding a bloody Knife*
Sword; Blade? *Sniffles and is clinging to Forest*
Forest; Your lighter than you look. *revives Blade*
Sword; *Red-Faced*
Kazuko: *Hugs Blade and Sword*
Blade; Aw!
Sword; *Smiles then clings to Forest again*
Forest: T_T You must be liking this.
Sword: I feel safer...
Forest; *Face Palm* Next up is SKPfan!
Kirby: eat the next person who talks to you
king dedede: sing about your love for escargoon to escargoon
meta knight and Coo : how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootssie roll
bandanna dee: fight escargoon for king dedede's attention
dark matter: state your feelings about the rest of the cast
nightmare : kiss zero
magolor: destroy your ship the lor starcutter
marx: destroy your beachball
dark meta knight : stop being evil
dark mind : send dark meta to his room if he doesn't stop being evil
adeleine : draw poison and give it to tokkori
sword and blade : fight to go on a date with meta knight
galacta knight : do the tango with meta knight
fumu : hit dedede with a mallet
bun : dance to justin beiber
customer service : dance to barney the dinosaur
chef kawasaki : make food for everyone here and make sure they eat it
sir arthur : propose to nightmare
zero : is it true you have a crush on nightmare , ( holds recording of mike kirby's hit single with barney the dinosaur behind back in case he says no )
dark matter : here's hands , punch dark meta knight for not talking to you
shadow kirby : give bloody a hug
tokkori : insult everyone
everyone : revenge time on tokkori
marx , magolor , zero , dark matter and kirby : free food since i love you guys
alright byez
from skpfan
Forest; Your no trouble, It just makes things easier for me.
Kirby: Poyo?
Dedede: Kirby!
Kiryb: *Eats Dedede* Poyo!
Dedede: *Comes back* That was...Horrifying!
Meta; hmm, I wonder also.
Coo: Eats it...
Meta: Never mind... T_T
Dedede: I don't love him!
Forest; Then who do you love!
Dedede: *Red Faced*
Bandanna Dee: I don't want his attention.
Dedede: Did you hear something?
Escargoon: No...
Bandanna Dee; T_T I can't win *Goes into Corner with Arthur*
Dark Matter: they will all lose their sanity!
Black; DIE!
Dark Matter: O_O Except for Black.
Nightmare: NO!
Forest; *Makes Hologram disappear*
Nightmare; AH! Truth, It burns!
Meta: Nightmare?
Nightmare: *Hides*
Maglor: Okay...*Goes into a dark room* Where's the Light switch? *Turns on lights* Ah!
Bloody: Hello...
Maglor: O_O *Turns off lights* Ahhhhh!
Forest; Moving on!
Everyone: Is he okay?
Bloody: *Rips out guts*
Forest; He's fine!
Everyone: O_O
Marx: I don't want to!
Bloody: *Come back with blood dripped down her fingers* ...*pops ball*
Marx: *Cries Cutely*
Black: ...*Hugs him*
Marx: *Smiles*
Dark Meta: How can I!
Black: I don't even know how!
Forest; *Trying to fix Good Ray Gun*
Dark Meta: *Runs and Hides*
Dark Mind: ...*Looks away*
Forest; Go To Your Room! *Kick Dark Meta to his room*
Dark Meta: T_T
Adeleine: *Draws an gives*
Tokkori: *Dies and Comes back* OW! *Peaks*
Adeleine: ...T_T
Forest; *Pushes Sword off*
Sword; *Hugs Forest* I'm a guy!
Blade; *Goes on a date with Meta*
Meta Knight: *Happy* ...*Purrs*
Blade; O_o You purr...CUTE! *Hugs*
Meta: T_T
Galacta: No!
Bloody: *Drags Him away*
Galacta: MOMMY!
Meta; I feel bad for him *Winces as Galacta Screams*
Forest; Poor Fool had it coming. *Shakes Head*
Fumu: *Dose so Happily*
Dedede: *Cries*
Forest: SHUT UP!
Dedede: *Sad*
Bun: ...*Shrugs* I can't Dance, But I can sing.
Forest; No!
Oh for you, I would have done whatever.
And I just can't believe we ain't together.
and I wanna play it cool, but I'm losing you.
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy any ring...
Everyone: That sounded nice!
Bun: *Hides his face*
CS: No...
Bloody: *Crack Knuckles*
CS: O_O *Dances to Barney* ...*Cries*
Kawasaki: *Happy*
Everyone: NO! *Hides*
Kawasaki: *Cries*
Kirby: Poyo? *Eats the food* Poyo!
Kawasaki: Thanks Kirby! *Happy&
Kirby: Poyo!
Arthur: *Kills Himself*
Nightmare: *Still Hiding*
Forest; *Pets Sword* Black, go find Nightmare and kill him.
Black: *Smiles Darkly*
Zero: *refuse to Answer*
SKPfan: I'll ge tit out of you, one way or another.
Zero: *Stares*
Dark Matter: I didn't want him to talk to me.
Dark Meta: I heard my name! *Still in his room*
Forest; *Pets Sword again* Shut Up!
Sword; *Asleep*
S. Kirby: ...*Frighten*
Bloody: *Hugs*
S. Kirby: *Waits for Pain*
Bloody: I don't hate you, so I won't kill you.
S. Kirby: *Sighs in Relife*
Tokkori: *About to Insult Forest*
Forest; Birdy? *Eyes goes big*
Tokkori: AH!
Forest: *Swips Paw, and gets a few tail feathers* Birdy!
Tokkori: *Hides*
Black: LOL! XD *Killing Nightmare*
Everyoen: Where did he go!
Forest; *About to eat him*
Tokkori: **Flews away* AH!
Forest; *Sad* Birdy gone...
Marx: YEAH! *About to eat*
Kirby *Inhales it all*
Marx: O_O
Maglor: Well, that's that...
Dark Matter; T_T
Forest; Lastly is ThunderFireblaze.
Truth: I currently am posting a poll on whether I should make a crossover fanfic of Sonic and Meta Knight. No, it's not a yaoi. I would like to know how you think of it. You can vote on it by checking the top of my profile.
Meta Knight: I still think you are awesome. Don't worry, I'm not another one of those fangirls. I'm not even a girl.
Knuckle Joe and Tiff (Fumu): I was searching up Knuckle Joe on Google when I found a comic strip on Knuckle Joe asking Fumu to a date; she said yes... What do you think about this? Have you been scarred for life like I have?
Dares:
DDD: How can I help you, King DeDeDe? (You know what I'm saying)
Kirby: Have some honey and turn into Bee Kirby!
Black: I am your father! Nah, just kidding! (Plz don't kill me...)
Kirby: Fight Jigglypuff without your new superpower I gave you earlier.
Tokori: I think you are annoying as much as the previous person who mentioned you in this fanfic does, so go fly off into space and never return until your next dare. While you're at it, go save the sun and moon from fighting or something and maybe defeat Marx.
Forest: Have a cookie. You're an amazing writer and don't stop! I know school is killing you slowly and it is killing me too, but always stay on track or you will end up with outdated stories like mine. :(
Forest: Will do!
Meta Knight: That's good ot know, and thanks.
Thunder: *smiles*
Knuckle Joe: *Red Faced* It means nothing to me. And I was after I heard Nightmare singing in the shower. *Shivers*
Fumu: O_O *Nosebleed*
Dedede: Um, well...
Forest; *Facepalm*
Kirby: *Eats Honey* *Transforms into Bee Kirby* Poyo, Buzzzzzz!
Black: How does that make any since?
Forest: Don't Question It...That's the first rule with most things.
Black: LOL! Star Wars, I won't kill you, your awesome!
Everyone: Lucky T_T
Thunder; *Smiles*
Kirby: *Transforms back*...*Kicks Jiggles butt!*
Forest; Kirby Rules! *Pets Sword again*
Torkori: *Flies away* Hump! *Runs out of air* ...*Dies*
Forest; Birdy *Eats Dead Bird*
Everyone: *winces*
Forest; Thanks! I know what you mean, It's happen before to me XD But, I just keep writing.
Black: That all for now!
Forest; Laters! And Send in more T&D's!
Both: BYE!
*Huff Huff* My neck and hands hurt LOL!