Dear Diary,
I am going to kill Lucius Malfoy. I hate him. Him and those bitches Lori Umbridge and Bellatrix Black. Malfoy is an evil toerag for more reasons than I can even say, Bellatrix is just evil and if I ever have to sleep in the same room as Lori again, I will seriously kill her. She is an evil little slut who doesn't even deserve to be in Gryffindor. I hope she dies a terrible, bloody death. She is a wicked little flirt, who knows Sirius isn't interested in her, so she flirts with Remus. Remus, my poor, sweet, defenseless brother who doesn't see how wicked this little troll is! And I know Bellatrix is behind this, trying to hurt me. Well, it's worked. I know what's going to happen- that little monster, Lori, is going to dump my brother so extravagantly that it's going to break his heart. And they will ridicule him for ages, and he will lose all vestiges of self-respect that he's gained. Normally I don't encourage ego, but in Remus's case, he needs it. Poor dear, it was just the full moon and he's exhausted. I swear, I'm going to poison her in her sleep. I hate that little blond witch with her little pink boys on her head. She looks like a skinny little frog, with her wide mouth. If she gained some weight, she'd look just like a big fat toad. Or if she got some warts… I think this rant has come to fruitation- I, Rose Lupin, have an idea.
~Rose~