Title: Incentive
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #11, Incentive
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*
Notes: for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks. Game-verse
Warnings: Shonen-ai
Summary: Red asks Lance to marry him to not deal with fangirl proposals.
"This is so annoying!"
Golden lenses behind a pair of reading glasses regarded the irate Champion with amusement. "What is so annoying, Champion?"
"These marriage proposals!" Red spluttered.
Lance eyed Red speculatively, running his eyes up and down the lithe frame. "Well, you are sinfully adorable, Champion. You're also quite wealthy, and you have fame and a good position in the League…"
Red fumed as he clambered onto Lance's lap. "Well, I still don't like being treated like a piece of meat! It's disgusting!"
"Undoubtedly." Lance said, placing a kiss on his cheek. "But you must admit that the incentive is there…"
Red scowled. "There is no way I am ever going to lose a battle on purpose."
"That was not my thought…."
"Then will you marry me?"
Lance gaped at Red. "Honestly, I was not thinking that either, but if you wish, I can dress up for you."
"Yay!" Red hugged Lance tightly. That would really help solve a lot of his problems. Besides, Lance looked pretty in girl's clothing.
The Dragon Master chuckled as he kissed the Champion, and for the moment, things were solved.
End Fic
Completed 1/4/07
An incentive is something that induces a person to act (Brief principles of Macroeconomics, Fourth Edition by N. Gregory Mankiw). For example, if farmers were recompensed economically for lost sheep, they wouldn't shoot wolves. Or so we hope.