What If?
Chapter 11
Naruto walked up to Tenten who stood proudly next to one of her cannons a satisfied smirk on her lips. "And if you keep this up I might actually be pleased with you…so don't fucking slack off!"
The men bowed and scraped as they worked even harder under her stern gaze. Choruses of, "Yes mistress!" echoing around them.
Tenten turned at the sound of feet and smiled at Naruto, showing a few teeth. "Warlord. my men have done an awesome job of assembling and setting up the cannons…and with a slight alteration I made I am sure you will be pleased."
Naruto nodded as he inspected the large brass looking cannons before he spoke to her. "And the plague towers?"
Tenten grinned happily. "Set and ready to go on your order."
Naruto nodded in approval before he turned and quickly grabbed Tenten by the back of her head and savaged her mouth with his, his tongue doing things she never thought possible.
As they broke Tenten's face was flushed in pleasure and Naruto grinned at her. "Your warlord is pleased."
Tenten bowed her head to him, still grinning she mumbled. "Pleased enough to mark your humble girl?"
With a grin he smacked her on her ass. "Later, after we've won this battle…and we will do much more then that."
Tenten smirked at him. "Tease."
Naruto laughed as he nodded. "You know it." He said as he set his helmet on his head and it sealed itself to his armor.
Naruto walked over to the crates of ammo and was about to break one open when Tenten's hand stopped him. "Naruto-kun…please grant me this favor…it's a surprise. A little something I cooked up last night when I finished Lee's prototype armor."
Naruto smirked then nodded at her. "Alright Tenten…but I expect it to be spectacular."
Tenten grinned but said nothing else as she watched one of her men work. "Worm! I told you earlier, the large one first, then the smaller ones!"
The man turned and nodded quickly over and over again. "Apologies mistress, I will correct it!"
Tenten nodded before she struck her hand with a deactivated neuro whip. "You'd better and you better not make that mistake again!"
The men kowtowed to her, but began to work even more diligently, impressing the hell out of Naruto. Having Tenten take over this position was the best thought he had had. She didn't take no crap, and her ingenuity would have impressed a master forge man with her skills.
No Naruto was definitely pleased.
"What of your other project Tenten?"
Tenten frowned as she looked at Naruto. "I have come up with a temporary solution, but I am hoping to find something more permanent and less harmful to the berserkers." At Naruto's questioning look, Tenten pulled out an iron ring and showed him the electrical components mounted on it. "It's basically a shock collar. They disobey me, they get shocked. If they brawl with our people, they get shocked. They are starting to understand their role, but the rage still makes them a bit unpredictable. But I am working on it!"
Naruto nodded. It was actually more then he expected so soon, but he was pleased none the less and eagerly waited for the fun to start.
Tenten looked at him a look of concern on her face. "Naruto-kun…do you plan on participating in the battle?"
Naruto looked at her and was somewhat touched by the concern in her voice. Naruto's thoughts were interrupted before he could answer her. She wants to ride your baloney pony.
Naruto smirked as he nodded. "Oh I am sure she does…and I will gladly give it to her once in a while…but she will not be one of my mates."
Kamira smirked as she licked her middle finger on his display, then rubbed it hard down her crease and teased her clit in plain view of him. Am I one of them master?
Naruto chuckled before he turned back to Tenten. "It is a possibility Kamira…always a possibility."
"No Tenny…I had no intention of participating in the battle, but if the action calls for it, I will lead a platoon of chaos marines where ever they are needed."
Tenten nodded as she considered before she spoke up. "If I may warlord, I would like to work on some designs I have come up with for your personal guard's armor....the better protected they are, the better they can protect you."
Naruto nodded as he had already been thinking that, and with the new improved Mindbender's help he was certain they would make something both devastating and awe inspiring. "You have my permission Tenten…spare no expense." Tenten smirked as she thought of all the things she could do, before Naruto interrupted her thoughts. "Is Lee in position?"
Tenten looked down at a data pad and nodded at the green flashing dot on the screen. "Yes he is, waiting for the signal."
Naruto keyed his helmet mike and smiled. "All units, move in, and begin the attack."
When Naruto got the acknowledgements from all of his units he nodded in satisfaction. "Whenever you're ready Tenten."
The weapon mistress turned tech smith for the chaos legion spoke into a hand set. "Begin firing, plague towers, launch until you have exhausted your ammo, cannons of Khorne fire until told otherwise."
Naruto grinned wider as the roar of the first cannon went off, launching multiple projectiles into the air, just as Hinata sat next to him and grinned eagerly. It would prove to be an interesting day…but not for the people of Kumo.
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The ninja stood on the wall and growled to himself again.
Three weeks on the same duty sucked in ways he hadn't thought possible. Sure…he did deserve to be punished for missing guard duty that one night, but this was a little above and beyond punishment to him. Now if another person had gotten this as a punishment, he didn't care, but since it was him…
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so damn boring! He thought to himself.
He would regret that statement.
A whistling sound gave attention to a large dark mass that hit the wall and the guard thirty feet down from where he stood, and he watched in horror as the man gurgled and his body began to smoke, his flesh bubbled and melted from his bones, becoming a putrified mess in seconds.
The ninja had suddenly lost all of his composure at this one sight, but then began to notice black masses falling all around the wall with the same or similar results.
The man turned to run, but spotted and stared hypnotized as a large flaming mass surrounded by smaller ones came flying in and his eyes grew vague as he noticed the large one was shaped like a skull, and it was shrieking as it came closer and closer, it's mouth gaping open just before it hit where he was standing, and he saw no more.
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The explosion against the wall made Naruto clap his hands in glee. He was giddy like a kid in a candy store as the smaller objects seemed to also imbed themselves in the wall, and explode afterwards, taking out large chunks of it as they watched.
Tenten walked over with a grin. "Are you pleased warlord?"
Naruto grinned wider as he reached over and squeezed her backside with affection, pulling her closer. "What did you do with the cannons? Is that a new armament?"
Tenten nodded as another section of the wall had been heavily damaged and still the destruction rained down on and around the city.
"I played with a few of the chemical explosives we have on hand, and came up with a compound that begged to be used. "I pack the smaller skulls with it with a little more glycerin so the explosion doesn't take place immediately, and the larger one I fill to bursting and seal it tight. The smaller skulls are the skulls of our fallen enemies dipped in the brass of Khorne. The larger skull is actually a compound similar to lead that breaks into large shuriken sized chunks when it detonates."
Naruto grinned happily as he nodded. "You still impress me Tenten. What of the plague towers?"
Tenten hmmmed a bit then shrugged. "Ok now don't misunderstand, but I have no clue what it is. I have never seen this chemical compound before, but it's highly corrosive, and carries enough contagion in it to take out a herd of yaks. I don't know what it is, but if even a drop gets on human flesh, it's like it eats it and as it eats it grows until there is nothing left there for it to eat, and then it dies almost as fast as it expands while it is feeding."
Naruto nodded at that just before Hinata called him. "Naruto-kun…Movement at the gates."
Naruto enhanced his vision with his helmet and could see the gates beginning to open, and groups of men, both ninja and militia began to step out and look for enemies to fight.
They didn't have long to look as one man in strange ornate armor stepped into the light.
His face plate had what looked like a large grill suspended from the sides in front of his mouth, and he carried what appeared to be a musical instrument, but there were no strings attached to it.
The man gestured at them, and a deep booming sound began to come from around him and made the majority of the ninja and militia begin to feel uneasy.
"You who are about to experience the awesomeness of chaos should fall to your knees and beg forgiveness for ever choosing another path! For those of you that do not, then I will make your death as painful as possible!"
The man screamed as suddenly he began to bounce his fingers over the front of the item he held.
A deep bass staccato began to hammer at the men assembled in front of this lone warrior and then there were ten men that stood around and behind him, all holding similar instruments and they accompanied him in the insanity that was this music.
It was dark, it was evil, and it filled them with dread, but the worst came when the man in front began to sing in an ugly gravelly voice that was worse then nails on a blackboard.
"Run…Cry…Scream…Die…"
The ten men behind him began to thrash their heads up and down, looking very much like they were in the throws of a seizure, but the music got louder and more powerful instead of weaker as they chanted behind him, "Death comes, death comes, death comes, death comes!!
"Suffer…Maim…Torture…Pain…"
"Death comes, death comes, death comes, death comes!!"
And here the man in the front flipped a switch and the music which was originally just uncomfortable and fearful, became deadly as waves of force emitted from the instruments and the assembly he wore around his mouth.
"Your life is nothing you will see, your soul it now belongs to me, your body we will rip apart, and then we'll feast upon your heart!"
And the men in the immediate front began to twist and scream as the waves of energy ripped through them, tearing limbs free from torsos, shredding flesh as if it were merely paper, and all the while the men in the back continued to thrash their heads and chant. "Death comes, death comes, death comes, death comes!!"
The thirty or so men and women that were in the front died almost instantly in excruciating pain, but the rows of warriors behind them seemed to suffer the most as they fell in droves, clutching their heads as they bled from their eyes and ears, some in so much excruciating agony they tore their own ears from their heads to stop the sound that was killing them, to no avail.
"You can run, yeah you can flee, but you can't get away from me, no force around your soul can save, I will drag you down to your grave."
And the rest of the forces in front of them began to back away as they realized they were woefully outmatched against this new strange power that was like no jutsu they had ever seen before.
Back on the hill over looking the killing field, Naruto grinned as his foot tapped to the rhythm. "Death metal Tenten?"
Tenten laughed then nodded. "Yes warlord, Lee heard some and asked one of his men what it was…he took an immediate liking to it and wrote this last night."
Naruto grinned as he nodded. "The flames of chaos burn brightly in him."
Tenten nodded with a look of pride.
While she had never wanted Lee in a sexual way, (and still didn't), she was very proud of him in a sisterly way. If Lee couldn't have protected himself, Tenten would have gladly protected him…sure…she bashed him in the head once in a while, but it was nowhere near as abusive as Naruto had received from Sakura, and she always made it up to him after.
"When Lee showed me the equipment you had laid out for him I immediately went to the archives and looked up what it was and it's effects. It was ingenious of whoever first designed the Noise Marines equipment to make sound do so much raw damage…but I knew I could make it better." Tenten paused for a moment in thought before she continued. "Lee always sounded pretty good at Karaoke, but now he sounds like a rock god, and with the modifications to the armor, instead of him and his men being stuck in one spot or having to be transported around on vehicle platforms, they can move on their own and attack wherever you need them to as well as defend themselves."
Naruto grinned as he nodded to her comments. He had hoped this would be successful, and now they had a power that no one could fathom or reckon with. "You have both made me very proud."
Tenten blushed deeply in pleasure before she waggled a finger at him. "Not yet warlord…I have yet another surprise for you."
At Naruto's questioning look she pressed a remote on her belt, and lights appeared over three squads of men in heavy marine armor with intricate detailing and bearing the mark of Khorne.
Naruto knew from his older self that these were the berserkers that Tenten was in charge of. "Only three squads?"
A squad equaled out to five men. Usually one will be a commander but the berserkers were so unpredictable that putting a commander with them was foolish as once they were in combat very little could control them.
Tenten winced but nodded. "It was all I could fit with the collars at the time…but they will be more then enough for what I plan."
Naruto nodded and waited patiently until the theme of Lee's music seemed to change. The tempo became more frenzied…rapid firing of drum sounds and then the scream of a guitar as Crush now stood next to Lee, his human hand flying like fire across the light pads on the body of his instrument.
In the background the other nine men began to scream, "YOU WILL DIE! YOU WILL DIE!" continuously before Lee and both Crush began to chant.
"Change, change, make me new, coming forward to kill with you!
Change, change, heart of fire, release my strength from fleshy mire!
Change, change, release my will, spill their blood, drink my fill!
Change, change, fill me now, blood and skulls for you is my vow!"
Again Naruto found his foot tapping to the rhythm but then stopped as he focused on the berserkers again, and swore he saw the image of the blood god appear over them, then seemed to nod in approval before they began to twitch and jerk.
Naruto could feel the power building and truthfully had to fight the urge to charge down and join his men, before he saw all three squads of chaos marines grew to nearly double their previous size, then charge with feral screams at the ninja ranks.
The enemy ninja, with no idea what they faced but scared witless tried to hold their ground, until the berserkers reached them and the first two ranks of ninja and militia were mowed down like wheat beneath the blade of a scythe, body parts and screams of the dying filled the air as chain axes bit into and through flesh and bone leaving a bloody wake where human life once stood.
Some of the braver, more seasoned ninja held their ground, releasing fire and lightning jutsu, but most of the attacks were shrugged off as if they were never used. The few berserkers that were injured seemed to take no notice of the injuries and continued inward, destroying everything in their path.
Naruto looked at Tenten's grinning face and she beamed at him. "Lee and I found a few old incantations that request the favor of the chaos gods. That was the one for the blood god. It fills the listener with the bloodlust, and almost doubles their strength, endurance, and toughness."
Naruto thought for a few seconds before he asked her the question that burned in his mind. "The berserkers seemed unaffected by the jutsu used against them…was that also an effect of Lee's song?"
Tenten shook her head before she answered him. "The followers of the blood god have an unnatural resistance to chakra and chakra like attacks it seems. They cannot use it themselves, but they are mostly unaffected by it. Even some of the strongest attacks seem to just bounce off of them."
Naruto considered this as he nodded in thought. "Good information to know."
Naruto nodded again to himself as he gestured to Hinata who still sat on the palanquin waiting for him. When she reached his side he took off his helmet and grinned at her, and she recognized the look. "I think out little Ten-chan deserves to be rewarded for her hard work." Hinata giggled as he looked at Tenten again who had an even bigger grin on her face. "Do you think the new bed will be big enough for a five way snuggle fest?"
Hinata looked at Tenten before she reached out and squeezed the weapon mistresses left breast, making her sigh and groan in pleasure. "Definitely Naru-kun…I can feel her nipple under her top and its big…the way you like them."
Naruto growled in pleasure before he kissed Hinata roughly, then leaned over and kissed Tenten in the same fashion. Tonight would be a pleasant night.
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The battle as it were took only three hours, the looting and pillaging took another two and in the end, the city that was once considered the rival of Konohagakure, was no more.
The cloud hokage tried to rally the remainder of his forces, but Naruto's force of chaos terminator marines teleported to the rear of the remaining forces, and the few that survived the first salvo of fire from heavy bolters and mini-guns, fell soon after to the remainder of Naruto's attack force before he stood in the middle of what was once the city hidden in the clouds.
A large force of cultists waited patiently as Naruto looked over them. "Create slave coffles…any able bodied woman who does not need too much medical attention, rope her to the next until you have a link of ten, then march them back to the mountain region. They are not to be molested or harmed in any way until I return." Hinata held the body of a ninja up for all to see and Naruto pointed to it. "All men and women that still live that are dressed like this, bind them tightly and throw them in the pit under heavy guard…I will decide their fate later."
Naruto turned to his forces again then gestured around the city and smiled. "Take any valuables you find, to be divided up to our men, and anything that you find with a trace of power, take to mindbender."
The cultists nodded, smiles appearing on all of the faces below him before Naruto spoke his last to his men. "Today has been a shining day…we have stepped into these fools midst's and shown them the side of nightmares to come. Remain diligent; we still have a long road to travel before this planet is pacified, but with you behind me, we will not fail!"
A cheer went up as men turned and began the process of following the warlord's orders and Naruto turned to Tenten. "Move the cannons and towers to the new staging area, then take a detachment of cultists to collect the heads of the fallen…the blood god will be very pleased."
Tenten nodded with a smirk. "I'll see you tonight Warlord-kun."
Naruto watched her walk off and nodded. "Of that I have no doubt."
Naruto took a deep breath then sighed, the smell of blood heavy in the air before he looked at Hinata. "Let's check the kage's tower. I'm sure there are goodies there that will need to be looked at."
Hinata nodded as she followed Naruto to the building.
There were still brief shouts and screams in the distance as the chaos army still encountered pockets of resistance…but they were becoming fewer and fewer, and his men were becoming very efficient.
"How many casualties night-chan?"
Hinata smirked as she followed Naruto into the building and began to look around. "You will be pleased master. We lost two berserkers, and only ten of the cultists who got over eager and charged behind the berserkers early. They are no big loss as they should have been smart enough to wait for orders."
Naruto nodded once again before they stopped in front of the cloud hokage's office door, and Naruto gestured Hinata back behind him.
Naruto smirked before he put his helmet on, and kicked the door in with little obvious effort.
Bolts of lightning arced and spat all around Naruto, striking random places on his armor leaving smoking pock marks, but not penetrating, just before a blast of fire roared at him, but then stopped as it touched his armor and poofed out. Naruto smirked as he considered. "Very good information indeed. Armor integrity Kamira?"
The demoness blinked and looked at him from the side of his screen. It seemed she was filing her nails during the occurrence. Huh? Oh that? Please Naru-kun…that didn't even tickle my pussy.
Naruto laughed in pleasure before he stepped into the room and looked around.
The room was extravagantly decorated with expensive tapestries and statues. The artwork on the wall looked to be of high quality, and Naruto after looking around was sure the safe would be stuffed to bursting with money or whatever precious things the raikage had a pension for before he died.
Naruto shook his head in disgust, but looked around as thorough as he was able. The raikage while had powerful jutsu was a pompous ass who worried more about himself then anything else if Naruto remembered his intel accurately. After a few more looks Naruto was heading for the door, but stopped when he heard something that caught his attention.
He gestured for Hinata to be silent, as he turned his head in the direction of the wall with the bookshelf. "Kamira…amplify and separate please."
Naruto's hearing suddenly fine tuned and he could hear clearly what sounded like a girl whimpering, followed by quiet sobs.
Naruto's head jerked to Hinata and pointed to the wall. "Find me an entrance night-chan." The seriousness in his voice made Hinata step up and activate her Byakugan. In a moment Hinata gasped in what sounded like anger, before she pointed to a point just left of the bookcase. "There master!"
Without hesitation, Naruto summoned his terminator armor with chain fist and storm bolter, and attacked the wall with a vengeance until he had enough of an entrance to bash his way in.
Naruto stopped for a moment as he readjusted his armor again, as he couldn't fit his armor in terminator form through the small opening. As soon as he could he stepped through into a room, barely ten feet by ten feet, and felt sickened by what he saw.
A young girl lay naked on the bed, chained securely, with obvious signs of recent abuse.
In his mind Naruto was angry, and on this occasion he was split in the opposite direction. His older self shook his head at the view and sucked his teeth in disgust. "Horrible. Chained down like that there is no sport, she can't fight back or struggle."
Naruto sided with his younger self this time as he shouted at the older version. "Shut the fuck up! She's been raped and abused! No one should have to suffer through that!"
Naruto's inner child bristled as well. "Yeah you poop head! She didn't deserve that!"
The older version of Naruto shrugged as he was overruled. "We are of three minds…I'm just stating the obvious…we both like it rough…"
Naruto stepped forward in even greater anger. "But that is mutual…consensual! I don't rape, I don't take what isn't being given!"
Naruto continued to stare and frown at his older self before he shook his head. "That is why Hanabi stays hanging on the wall…when the time comes she will give it to me, or she will continue to be our prisoner, but we WILL NOT rape her!"
His older self smirked at him before he shrugged. "It is a part of war…and the chaos forces will do it when you aren't around."
Naruto growled low in the back of his throat before he stabbed a finger at his older self. "Not anymore they won't!"
The older image of Naruto merely shook his head as Naruto returned to the outside world. The girl stared at him in horror and Naruto realized all she could see was his armor, so he removed his helmet, and handed it back to Hinata who still fumed behind him. Before he could say anything, the girl spoke up in a voice bordering on hysteria. "Please don't hurt me I..I can please you…I'll suck your cock, the raikage says I'm good at it, but please don't hurt me!"
Naruto growled in anger which made the girl shrink back, but Naruto relaxed his face almost immediately before he smiled and walked over to the girl's bound form.
She tried to pull away from him, but the chains held her tight and she could only tremble and whimper, her eyes getting wider.
"I won't hurt you…I promise." He said as he reached over and covered her with a sheet. After a few minutes of him just sitting next to her the girl calmed a little and looked at him curiously. "Y..you're different. You're not gonna bugger me? Take my virginity again?"
Naruto blinked for a second as he tried to process that before he reached down and moved the sheet aside, and touched her near her navel. A seal flared to life at his touch and he understood. "You're like me…a Jinchuriki."
The girl looked fearful for a second and nodded slowly. "Yes. I was supposed to be Kumo's weapon, but the raikage had said he had better uses for me."
Naruto could imagine what those uses were now that he had heard and seen a few things. "What is your name? I am Naruto, and I command the forces that have taken Kumo, and don't worry, the raikage will never hurt you again."
The girl suddenly looked relieved and sank back into the mattress, tears forming in her eyes.
Her eyes closed and she began to sob in deep racking sounds, but obviously it was in relief and despite all of the cold feelings Naruto had had recently, it made him feel good to have removed some of her pain.
Reaching over, Naruto snapped the manacle holding her left arm, before he did the same with the rest of them, and she lay on the bed weakly.
From the chaffing on her wrists and ankles he could see that she had been secured for quite some time, but he could already see the skin healing so he knew physically she would be ok.
Naruto sat there rubbing her shoulder until she calmed enough to look at him. "I..I'm Yugito Nii. I'm the container for Nibi, the two tailed cat."
Naruto grinned at her and nodded. "Well I am…or was the container for the nine tailed fox. Before you ask because I can see the question in your eyes, the Kyuubi was removed by the people I command…they have a way of doing it without killing the container."
Naruto looked thoughtful for a moment before he shrugged. "I am not certain of the process, but certain traits of the nine tail still remain within me, but for the most part she is no longer inside of me."
Yugito looked startled then whispered. "Is that possible? To live without a demon inside of you?"
Naruto smirked before he nodded. "Yeah I guess I'm living proof of that."
Yugito looked down for a moment in thought while Naruto turned to Hinata. "Night-chan…start stripping anything of import from this hole. I don't think there will be any traps or defenders that you can't handle, but if there is…"
Hinata tapped the earpiece that she wore with a nod. "I will call. Master."
Naruto nodded as she left the room and he turned back to Yugito.
She had blond hair similar in color to his, and as far as appearances go she would be quite the looker when she got older, but Naruto was more worried about other things. "Well I don't want to seem impatient, but is there anywhere you can go? Someplace safe or someone to take you in?"
Yugito frowned as she shook her head. "I have no family, and Kumo was my home…if you could call it that."
Naruto nodded as he debated then smirked to himself. The musk drifted off of him like a physical thing and began to dance around and enter into Yugito's lungs.
The affect was immediate as she seemed to perk up and look at Naruto, here eyes becoming slitted like a cats and rising to a bright yellow color.
As she spoke to him, her voice changed in timber also, and took on a soft seductive quality as Naruto watched her. "Jinchuriki, know that I feel the effects of your trick and they will not work on me. We biju are of a higher level then mere humans."
Naruto smirked then nodded as he watched the girl lick the back of her hand, then use it to rub over her face.
After a few more seconds of just watching, Naruto thought it was time to continue this impromptu conversation. "Nibi I am fully aware of the limits of my abilities…but I won't harm you or your container. I was offering her a real place where she can be secure and some what worry free…I used the musk because of her bad treatment and wanted her to feel confident in her choice."
Nibi looked up at him in an appraising manner, but she had a slight frown on her face. "You do not wish to mate with her? Make her your fuck slut like the fat one that hurt her?"
Naruto frowned back at her before he calmed himself at the insistence of Kamira. "You know nothing of me, so I will ignore the insult you just dealt me. I offer her exactly what I have offered everyone that follows me, the chance to remake this world over into a better place…being the container of the kyuubi I know all to well what she has and would still suffer through…I would like to change that."
Nibi smirked at Naruto before she leaned her head down at an impossible angle and licked her left breast, then her right breast, making Naruto cock his head at her as he watched.
How the hell does she do that? He wondered until her voice broke his thoughts. "You have not answered my question man child…would you not like to pour your seed into my container…or perhaps me while I control her?"
Naruto took a deep breath and sighed before he looked at her again. "Maybe in the future if she wants…after she has trusted me, but that is not something I would just do without her approval."
Nibi blinked as she sensed the truth in his words before she stretched like a literal cat, popping the vertebrae in her back audibly.
"You amuse me Naruto…I think it will be interesting to help you in this quest, and the thought of you pumping and sweating on top of us intrigues me…perhaps my season approaches…in any case I agree and will get my container to agree too…but if you betray her I will help her to kill you."
Naruto frowned deeply as he looked at her. "Then why did you let the raikage abuse her?"
Nibi smirked at him for a moment then shrugged. "I am a demon after all." She said before Yugito gasped and passed out next to Naruto on the bed.
Naruto frowned down at the girl.
"I guess I should find you some clothes…"
Naruto said before his earpiece came to life. "Naru-kun…can you hear me?"
Naruto picked up his helmet and put it on. "I got you night…what is your status?"
The connection chattered with static for a second before her voice came back. "I've found the hokage vault for this place…but you better come see this."
Naruto grumbled to himself but nodded. Hinata wouldn't call him for something frivolous. "Alright…I'll be down with our new guest in a moment?"
For a second as Yugito began to wake up, there was silence on the radio before Hinata's voice came back. "Is it possible you will meet a woman that you won't fuck within a few hours?"
Hinata's snicker afterwards made Naruto smirk…no jealousy on this Hinata. "Probably not…besides as long as you get your share of it what do you care?"
Naruto heard what sounded like a bronx cheer over the radio and whispered in shock. "Did you just fart on your ear piece?"
Hinata's voice came back slightly indignant. "No! That was my tongue…besides girls don't fart…they poot."
"You could have fooled me after I pulled out of your ass last night!"
The line went dead so Naruto figured Hinata had had enough humor at her expense, and Naruto helped the girl to her feet as they went in search of clothes for her, and then a trip to the vault.
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Lee looked over at his ten men and grinned heartily as they nodded at each other, stupid but happy grins on all of their faces. "Yosh my friends! That was truly revolutionary! I am so proud of all of you…this is a day to be remembered!"
Crush nodded eagerly, his instrument slung over his back, hair starting to sprout on his bald pate.
Lee had decided that they would all sport similar appearances, but crush had respectfully told him that the bowl cut just didn't cut it, so there was a compromise. Lee didn't want to go bald…so he agreed they would all grow their hair out long as befitting the Rockers of Chaos.
Tenten had given them the name, and no one argued with it.
"Sensei, I am sorry…you were right! I feel the flames of chaos burning in me…and now that I have a calling, I HAVE TO LET IT OUT!"
And suddenly his instrument was in his hand again and he started to hammer away at the light pads, producing a monster of a beat that soon all of the other noise marines mimicked. Heads began to bang, and Lee grinned proudly at his protégés before he too took up his instrument and a new song of chaos began to be hammered out right there on the previous battled field.
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Unknown to any of the chaos forces, a lone Chunin, badly wounded but still mobile made his way away from the slaughter.
He was somehow thrown deep into the woods, and was making his way around the chaos forces to the most unlikely of destination.
Konohagakure.
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Next Episode: Tenten's reward…and who do we hurt next?