Deidara and Shikamaru sat in their joint dressing rooms, getting ready for their double wedding. Yes, they both were getting married, but not to eachother... Crazy, huh?

Then, in came Naruto, who looked VERY confused.

"Are you sure you guys want to go through with this?" he asked.

"Yeah," answered Shikamaru.

Deidara only nodded.

He shrugged.

"Whatever... I just hope you don't divorce these ones this time..."

With that, the confused blonde took his leave and left the two grooms with their prepping for their wedding(s).

"Are you going to stay married this time?" asked Shikamaru.

"Are you going to cry when you lose them again, yeah?" asked Deidara.

"... Touche," he replied.

Heh..."

Then, in came Hidan.

"Okay, can we do this ceremony? I've got plans with a few dead bodies, some nonstick grease and a rubber duckie later. Needless to say, I'm in a hurry."

"Uh, what are you doing with all that stuff?" inquired Deidara. "Just out of curiosity, yeah..."

"Oh, Kisame told me that it's some kind of ceremony in worship of Jashin," he answered.

The two grooms sweatdropped while they thought over how angry Hidan was going to be when they found out it was a lie...

Without mentioning it to him, they stood and began their walk down the aisle. Then, down walked the "brides": Shikamaru's cloudies and Deidara's clay...

Of course, somebody gad to carry them because they were incapable of walking on their own. Tobi carried the clayette as it was named by Deidara and Cludette as they were named by Shikamaru was carried by Chouji.

Hidan said, "Okay, Shikamaru obviously takes... Cloudette to be his sife and they don't have a mind of their own, so those two are being married. Deidara wants to marry... Clayette and Clayette can't talk, so they're getting married too. Let's hope they'll stay married this time."

A chorus of agreements came from the audience.

"Let's just have them kiss and let's get out of here..."

Then... Something weird happened.

The boxer shorts spoke.

"Give me a kiss, Shika-kun!"

Shikamaru's eyes widened.

"Why are you talking?"

"Well, that hobbo let out a big, stinky one and it was so bad that it contained radioactive shit! So, now I'm a pair of demon boxers!"

Shikamaru didn't know what to say... His cloudies could speak when they're supposed to be an inanimate object.

The... Something weirder happened... Deidara's clay began to mold itself into a person... A girl...

"Hey! It's a girl, yeah!"

"Im you, Idiot!" snapped the clay.

"... I love me, yeah!"

So, Deidara and Clayette kissed and ran off, but Shikamaru and Cloudette hadn't done anything.

"So...?" asked the shorts. "You gonna kiss your wife?"

So, Shikamaru did as told and kissed his boxers... They, too, ran off and the others wereleft in total confusion and disgust...

"That... Was fucked up..." commented Hidan.

"It was," agreed Tobi.

"Wanna go have an orgy?" asked Naruto.

Everybody, including the audience, agreed and they all left to do... Well, orginess...

And they all lived happily ever after!!!

THE END!!!

A/N: I can't help but noticed that this sucked just a tiny bit...