I am SO sorry about being so late! At first, I couldn't figure out what would happen in this chapter, and then, when I did, I became really busy which catching up schoolwork and such. SORRY!
In other news, OMPJ! I just copy and pasted all of the schtuff i have written for this fanfic so far, and it's thirty-six pages long!!!!!!!! THIRTY-SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome! Oh, and if you recognize something that isn't MR related but wasn't in this story before, that's because I took some schtuff from some of my other stories. And from Skittles. Just so you know.
Anyway, here's the chapter!
Disclaimer: Vera has created a disclaiming song, called, appropriately, "The Disclaiming Song":
I don't own what you recognize
I mostly don't own what you don't
But then there are things that I own
And they're mine, I tell you, all mine!
Now quite trying to sue me
It won't get you anywhere
I don't have any money
So don't even ask for a dime
I don't own what you recognize
I so like totally dooon't
I don't claim to copyright
Everyone owns what is theirs
Now quit trying to sue me
Don't ask for any pennies
Whoever owns it does own it
And that someone is not me
I tell you, I don't own it
Unless I say I do
So don't go trying to sue me
It won't get you anywhere
I don't own what you recognize
So don't get me to pay up
You can tell she was bored. (Hey, I ought to make the piano music for that, then stick a video on YouTube of me singing and playing it! I could also turn it into a songfic... hm... -scribbles in notebook- Darn it, my pen's dead!)
Just so you know...
Max - myfangpwushie
Fang - turnsoutimapwushie
Iggy - eggyorniggycantdecide
Nudge - nudgiekinsysweetie (A/N: I came up with that before the Elluminate, but this one is still for you guys, Lily and Saint!)
Gazzy - gizgazgozguzzy
Angel - ihaveawingedminkle (A/N: That's for you, Lily!)
Total - iamnotacerealpog
Ella - neithergabbynorbella
Dr. Martinez - iamnotthesecond (A/N: That's for you, Skits!)
Voice - ilikethemacarena
Hereth goeth nothingeth
Chatroom has been created
myfangpwushie has joined the chatroom
turnsoutimapwushie has joined the chatroom
eggyorniggycantdecide has joined the chatroom
nudgiekinsysweetie has joined the chatroom
gizgazgozguzzy has joined the chatroom
ihaveawingedminkle has joined the chatroom
iamnotacerealpog has joined the chatroom
neithergabbynorbella has joined the chatroom
iamnotthesecond has joined the chatroom
ilikethemacarena has joined the chatroom
nudgiekinsysweetie: hey guys whts smthng i should say or read out loud!?
neithergabbynorbella: this could b fun... the chmcl name 4 titin!
~Real life! - Nudgiekin's room - Nudge's POV~
"OKAY, EVERYBODY!" I shouted. "HERE GOES! Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl..."
~five hours later~
"...asparginylglutaminylglutaminylserxisoleucine!"
Who knew a word could be so long!?
~Unreal life!~
neithergabbynorbella: O.O nudge. u. rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nudgiekinsysweetie: *irock*
iamnotthesecond: ive got smthng 4 u 2 recite!
nudgiekinsysweetie: wht is it?
iamnotthesecond: the 1st million digits of pi!
~Nudgiekin's room - Nudge's POV~
"ALRIGHT, EVERYONE!" I shouted again. "HERE GOES! Three-point-one-four-one-five-nine-two-six-five-three-five..."
~Thirteen-and-a-half days later~
"...five-seven-nine-four-five-eight-one-five-one!"
~Unreal life... again...~
neithergabbynorbella: O.O times a sdwys 8!
nudgiekinsysweetie: *irock* whts smnthng else i can say?
myfangpwushie: hm... how about u sing "One Week" by barenaked ladies? its rlly hard 2 sing ive tried.
nudgiekinsysweetie: ok!
(A/N: Okay, I couldn't help myself. I love that song; it's hilarious. Go check it out! Really, you should blame St. Fang of Boredom, not me - in her Avian Flu chapter 42 chat video thing on max-dan-wiz, she used that song, and I YouTubed it. Now, I'm hooked. See? It's all her fault!)
~-guitar riff- This one's for you, Nudge, baby! -another guitar riff- - Nudge's POV!~
I cleared my throat and shouted, "HERE GOES! Again...
-insert chorus-
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're lookin' at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the Chalet Suisse
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a fryin' pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes (A/N: I instantly think of that one quote in Fly By Twilight...)
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me, but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin', achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver
-insert chorus-
Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and you're brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights
We're dans la maison
I hope the smokin' man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, I'm guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films
'Kay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Gonna get a better set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flyin' of the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
-insert chorus-
Birchmount stadium, home of the Robbie."
~Moortahc!~
myfangpwushie: O.O wow u rock nudge!
nudgiekinsysweetie: i know!
ilikethemacarena: lol
neithergabbynorbella: ???
ilikethemacarena: -shrugs-
eggyorniggycantdecide: whacko...
ihaveawingedminkle: i hav an idee 4 wht nudge can say!
nudgiekinsysweetie: wht!?
ihaveawingedminkle: read all of th twilight books aloud from end 2 end!
nudgiekinsysweetie: ok!
~Nudge's mom has got it goin' on! - Nudge's POV~
"Once again, here goes!" I shouted. "I'd never given much thought to how I would die..."
~Fifty hours later~
"...And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect piece of forever."
~In the chatroom, since I can't think of an other interesting scene switches~
neithergabbynorbella: u rock nudge. lets play truth or dare!
nudgiekinsysweetie: ok! ella truth or dare?
neithergabbynorbella: dare!
nudgiekinsysweetie: ok i dare u 2 kiss iggy!
neithergabbynorbella: ok!
neithergabbynorebella has left the chatroom so she can kiss Iggy
eggyorniggycantdecide has left the chatroom so Ella can kiss him
-kiss quickly evolves into full out make-out session-
myfangpwushie: y do i hav a feelng tht iggys scrnnm is no lngr accrt?
nudgiekinsysweetie: -giggles- bc it isnt. max truth or dare?
myfangpwushie: dare!
nudgiekinsysweetie: ok i dare u 2 kiss fang!
myfangpwushie: ok!
myfangpwushie has left the chatroom so she can kiss Fang
turnsoutimapwushie has left the chatroom so Max can kiss him
-kiss quickly evolves into full out make-out session-
ihaveawingedminkle: try 2 keep it rated pg-13 guys!
gizgazgozguzzy: ew just ew
nudgiekinsysweetie: -giggles-
iamnotacerealpog: im leavng now got a wddng 2 plan & all...
iamnotacerealpog has left the chatroom in order to "plan the wedding"
ihaveawingedminkle: nudge truth or dare?
gizgazgozguzzy: dare!
ihaveawingedminkle: i dare u 2 eat 100 mrshmllws w/o stppng! (A/N: Thanks, M.G! :) I know it was inadvertant, but still.)
gizgazgozguzzy: ok!
gizgazgozguzzy has left the chatroom in order to eat one hundred marshmallows
ihaveawingedminkle: so whos left in here?
nudgiekinsysweetie: im here
ilikethemacarena: im here but i wont b soon
ilikethemacarena has left the chatroom for completely and utterly unknown reasons
nudgiekinsysweetie: tht was weird...
iamnotthesecond: im here
ihaveawingedminkle: wow theres like no1 in here...
nudgiekinsysweetie: ikr?
iamnotthesecond: ur tllng me. uhoh boss cmng this way gotta go
iamnotthesecond has left the chatroom so she won't get fired for IMing during work hours
ihaveawingedminkle: so its just us huh?
nudgiekinsysweetie: unless...
ihaveawingedminkle: naw...
-Twilight Zone music begins to play-
nudgiekinsysweetie: O.O lets leav now
ihaveawingedminkle: good idea
nudgiekinsysweetie has left the chatroom
ihaveawingedminkle has left the chatroom
rodserling: You're traveling to another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead. Your next stop? The twilight zone.
rodserling has left the chatroom
Chatroom has been closed
Y'know what's funny? I run SpellCheck on this before I upload it, even though there're a million "typos" because of the txt language. It's weird, I know, but running SpellCheck is a habit.
The next chapter will hopefully go up on Wednesday. I already have the screennames picked out! Yayness!
R&R?