Episode 8: King Kong vs Godzilla AGAIN?!

(One why?)

Godzilla was in the Legendary Bar of Badasses when turtles with two huge tusks sat next to him and said "Hehehe hey G man how are you?"

Godzilla then complained "Uhhh so much bullshit going on Gamera."

(Gamera- The guardian of the universe and friend to all children... Like what the Game Grumps say "Rule number 1 never tell your parents, rule number 2... NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS!")

Gamers then asked "Why's that?"

Then Godzilla pulled out a laptop and showed Legendary's announcement of King vs Godzilla for 2020 and said "I want to know why this is happening."

The King Kong walked in and said "HA I'M A KAIJU NOW BITCH!"

(King Kong- America's 25 feet tall ape.)

Godzilla then asked "Say Kong you know what I am?"

King Kong then said "Yeah a dinosaur."

Godzilla then stated "Actually no, sense my creators WERE ACTUALLY CREATIVE! I am a non existent dinosaur by using a T-rex and a Stegosaurus for references so Kaiju means strange beast, yes you are strange by size, NOT BY LOOKS!"

Gamera then added "Yeah take me for example I'm a giant turtles with tusks that breathes plasma and can fly what's you excuse?"

King Kong then stated "I was you size in our first fight! And used electricity!"

Godzilla then asked "Dragoritus can you please tell this monkey ass mother fucker what I am capable of!"

Then Dragoritus asked "What like Death battle?"

Godzilla then said "No just make a list of what i'm capable of compared to shit head here!"

Cons of Godzilla compared to King Kong:

GODZILLA:

+ATOMIC RAY (Godzilla's iconic ray of pure radiation)

+SPIRIAL RAY (Godzilla's upgraded version of his Atomic ray but spirals which means piercing damage)

+NUCLEAR PULSE (using the nuclear energy stored within his body Godzilla can emit a short range force push)

+BURNING FORM (This is his weakest state, but also his most dangerous if allowed Godzilla could take out the planet by self explosion)

+HEALING FACTOR (Godzilla had his shoulder cut and was fine a few minutes afterwards)

+STRENGTH (Ghidorah is now push over to pick up unless your Godzilla which defied everything in the laws of physics)

+INTELLIGNECE (GODZILLA USED KICK BOXING, HIS TAIL AND SOMETIMES USED BUILDINGS AS A WEAPON)

+DURABLE (BEING ABLE TO TAKE A METEORITE TO THE FACE AND NOT FLINCH, MONSTERS, AND TOOK A MAN MADE BLACK HOLE TWICE TO THE FACE AND SURVIVED!)

+LIGHTNING ABSORBING (GODZILLA HAS USED NATURE'S POWER TO ENHANCE HIS ATOMIC RAY)

+SUPER FORM (ONLY SEEN IN THE SNES GAME OF GODZILLA BUT THIS IS GODZILLA'S MOST POWERFUL FORM ONLY BAGAN HAS EVER STOOD A CHANCE)

+NOVA RAY (ONLY USED IN HIS SUPER FORM GODZILLA THIS RAY SURPASSES EVEN THAT OF THE SPIRAL RAY)

-COLD RESISTANT (GODZILLA'S ONLY TRUE WEAKNESS IS THE COLD BUT IT DOESN'T KILL HIM IT PUTS HIM INTO A HIBERNATION)

KING KONG (2005 DESIGN BUT GODZILLA'S HEIGHT):

NO THIS COMPARING TO GODZILLA NO ONE ELSE!

-STRENGTH (KING KONG ONLSY SHOWED TO HAVE FACED DINOSAURS AND A GIANT OCTOPUS COMPARED TO GODZILLA)

- INTELLIGENCE (THE ONLY THING KING KONG HAS SHOWN IN INTELLIGENCE COMPARED TO GODZILLA IS THROWING HIS ENEMIES AT ANOTHER INCOMING ENEMY)

(Not to be confused for a REAL gorilla since they are more social because their in families Kong is all by himself and only knows how to survive on his own which makes him kind of socially awkward)

-DURABILITY (KING KONG WAS KILLED ONTOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING BY PLANES COMPARED TO GODZILLA WHO TOOK A METEORITE TO THE FACE WITHOUT FLINCHING!)

-LIGHTNING FIST (KING KONG IN THE FIRST VS MATCH USED THE LIGHTNING TO FACE GODZILLA BUT THAT WAS COMPLETE BULLSHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE)

+COLD RESILIENT (KONG HAS FUR MAKING HIM MORE RESILIENT TO THE COLD THAN GODZILLA BUT HE WOULD HAVE TO LEAVE GODZILLA FORZEN TO WIN LOOK AT FINAL WARS GODZILLA TO SEE WHY)

Godzilla then said "Thanks Dragoritus!"

Dragoritus then kicked the door open out and shouted "FUCKING STUPID WHO PUTS A KING OF AN ISLAND AGAINST THE KING OF MONSTERS?!"

Godzilla then said "Yeah and I do hope Gareth Edwards doesn't o this movie because his take is more realistic than a revamped King Kong the size of a skyscraper."

Kong then asked "Hey what about that Cartoon series f mine?!

Dragoritus then ran back and tackled Kong and shouted "THAT WAS A CLONE NOT YOUUUUUU! YOU DUMBASS!"

Gamera then asked "Dude Dragoritus is pissed about this why?"

Dragoritus then stated "King Kong is not meant to fight Godzilla he never was plus that movie King Kong looked Sasquatch not a GORILLA!"