Me: Balik Lagi bawa CHAPTER! GAJE!

R: DIE YOUR FAK! MAEN NGOMONG BACOK GUE IRON HOWLING KE GUE!

Me: Bodo!

Rated: T

Warning: BACA CHAPTER 1!

Opening(My Heart has a Light'):

"I'm really large, so even if you read a guidebook you won't understand it, right?
Don't think I'm cold!
I'll give you a little introduction..."

RUUUUUSSIIIIAAAAAAAA~

Looks like Swan lake has frozen over again
The colds been here so long its earned my distain
I know a hill where sunflowers like to grow
I think it's called "tsundere", but I don't really know

It's a tundra

My personality isn't always quite clear
"Full of mysterious," they say, and get full of fear
The Cossack Dance is pretty famous, (right?)
Without using their hands, they can kick really strong
From behind, beat up all that do wro-wro-wrong! (haha!)

Pe-pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, give my heart a light (ya)
Whoops! My vodka fell giving me a big fright (hmm)
Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, put some borscht on it (hot)
More vodka, everyone sings la-la-la-la-lai la lai

I think It be fun if you smiled when you talked to me
I'll give you some piping hot pirozhki
We're like comrades – huh? At least I always thought so
On a sled shouting, "Yahoo!" ro-ro-rolling in the snow (ehe)

My admiration lies in places of a southern zone
I wish I could make my feelings about them known
We don't want any children that can't play nice (right?)
What was it, "compromise" is that a real thing?
Even the cursed chair goes explodi-di-ding!

Pe-pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, light up my Fantasy (ahh)
I wonder if the Baltics still like me?
Be-Be-Belarus, don't come over here (GO AWAAAY)
Quietly, with no-no vodka or tears

"I've always been alone, so of course I want to play with everybody.
But my hobby is partitioning!
I'm looking forward to imaging how everyone's going to beg for their lives~ "

Manpower's all I need to move away the dark soil
But our technology's behind so our men they must toil
I'm proud of even the simplest of handmade things (yup)
Though Matryoshka dolls are all I can make with this technique
The Kremlin in my home makes it re-re-really unique (hii)

Pe-pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, like the sun its glowing bright (aha)
The sparks are burning too much, crackling to great height (oh)
Then-then-then now, let's turn the water faucet on (eh?)
Well that's rather strange, where has all the water gone?

Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, give my heart a light (huh)
Oops, I need my scarf, or a cold I'll have to fight (brrrr)
Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, put some borscht on it (hot)
More vodka, everyone sings la-la-la-la-lai la lai

Please don't be afraid of, Please don't be afraid of
Frightening Russia

-Gombal combo!-

"Bapa kamu tukang semen ya?"

"Polisi?"

"Tukang bayar pajak?"

"Karena kamu telah." Kata Bapa Elesis.

"Ih Papa apaan sih?!" Kata Elesis ngedorong ayahnya.

-Bening?-

"Wah bening banget!" Kata Raven.

Rena senyam senyum gaje

"Wah bening euy!" Kata Raven meluk kaca.

-Bintang!-

"BRO BINTANG JATUH!" Kata Elsword.

"Make a Wish!" Kata Add

Bintang itu manusia namanya bintang.

-Donat Touch!-

"Bro donat bro!" Kata Reymon nawar ke Chung.

Pas Mo dipegang-

"Et ini namanya Donat Touch!"

"Donat Touch!"

"Donat Touch!"

"DONAT TOUCH!" Kata Reymon.

-Abis?-

Chung makan wafer.

"Yah abis!" Kata Chung.

Eh diambil lagi wafel yang ada dimulutnya.

"WAH!" Kata Chung.

-CABUT!-

"Bro cabut yuk!" Kata R.

"Yuk!" Kata Add.

"YUK!" Kata Elsword.

"YUK BRO!" Kata Raven.

Ngek ngek

Nyabut paku kuntilanak.

-Sodeka.-

TENOTNONET

"Halo?" Kata Raven.

"Sodeka." Kata Chung.

"Sodeka palalu Kotak!" Kata Raven.

Chung kepalanya jadi kotak.

-Pulpen-

"Ya Pulpennya mati!" Kata Eve.

RIP PULPEN

"WAH PULPENNYA IDUP LAGI!" Kata Eve.

-Panas-

"duh panas pake topi ah." Kata Elsword.

"Duh panas pake topi ah." Kata Elsword megang Teko.

-Sholat.-

"Woi Gue bingung Ma Si Raven Kok Nyuruh Nyuruh Orang Sholat?" Kata Elsword.

"Beliin Telor."

"Beliin Paku!"

"Beliin Kain Kapan." Kata Raven Nyuruh Nyuruh Orang Sholat.

-Kentut.-

BROT!

"Woi Elu Kentut ya?" Kata Sinteru.

"Enggak Enggak!" Kata Reymon.

PLETAK PLETEK!

"ENGGAK WOI GUE ENGGAK KENTUT!" Kata Reymon.

"Iyalah Kan Gue yang Kentut." Kata Sinteru.

Brot!

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TBC!

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A/N: GAJE YA EMANG GAJE NI CHAPTER! SEDIKIT SPOILER CHAPTER DI BULAN JUNI!

10 Juni: Remedial Blazblue.

11 Juni: Remeidial OC!

12 Juni: Remedial Anime.

13 Juni: Friday The 13 With R (Rated M Gore fic)

Ending (Carrot And Stick):

Belarus/Ukraine: Я тебя люблю! [3 times]
(Ya chebla lyublyu!)

Ukraine: Sukiyo, sukisuki, daisuki

Belarus/Ukraine: Я тебя люблю! [3 times]
(Ya chebla lyublyu!)

Belarus: Kekkon, kekkon, kekkon suru no

Belarus/Ukraine: Ai wo amakute itai no yo. Docchi ga kakete mo monota-ri-nai

Ukraine: Вибачте (Vibachute), daijoubu. Nani mo shinpai shinaide ne.
Kitto umaku iku wa. Watashi-tachi mata tasukeaeru

Belarus: Віншую (Vinshuyu), ureshii wa. Kyo wa futari no kinen bi ne.
Kitto umaku iku wa. Jamasuru yatsu wa noroumono! Noroumono! Noroumono!

Belarus/Ukraine: Я тебя люблю! [3 times]
(Ya chebla lyublyu!)

Ukraine: Sore mo kureru no? Arigatou!

Belarus/Ukraine: Я тебя люблю! [3 times]
(Ya chebla lyublyu!)

Belarus: Kimete, kimete, watashi ni kimete!

Belarus/Ukraine: Ai ni izon wa biyakuda wa! Hora mou hanarerarenai sa-da-me!

Ukraine's Monologue: "Hitori bocchide kogoe souna yoru,
Fubuki ni tatazumu sono sugata,
Itsumo omotteta... Ikura mawari ni
Hantai sarete mi kitto mukae ni
Kurerutte shinjite ta."

Belarus' Monologue: "Mousugu ame ga yuki ni kawaru.
Utsukushii kesshou ga marude
RAISU SHAAWAA no you ni
Shukufuku suru no.
Isshou tsuiteiku tte chikaimasu!"

Ukraine: Nee, Rosshia-chan, oboeteru? Issho ni irareta ano yasashi hibi?
Mune ga atsuku naru no, tayori ni naru jiman no otouto

Belarus: Nee, Nii-san, wakatteru? Yosomi nanka yurasanai wa zettai!
Mune ga atsuku naru no; dare wo moyasu hono kashira? Hono kashira! Hono kashira!

Belarus/Ukraine: Не морочь меня! [3 times]
(Ne moroch' menya)

Ukraine: Hayaku dakishime aitai!

Belarus/Ukraine: Не морочь меня! [3 times]
(Ne moroch' menya)

Belarus: Daite, daite, dakishimete yo!

Belarus/Ukraine: Ai ga binetsu ja shinjau no. Mototsu yoku aishite ho-shi-i!

Belarus' #2 Monologue: "Niisan...? Naze sugu ni chouin
Shite kurenai no? Dare to chouin
Shiyou to shite iru no? ...Omae ka...
Omae ka... Omae no seika!
Yurusanai! Yurusanai! Yurusanai!"

Ukraine's Quote-Thing: "Miryoku tekina oneechan de
Gomen ne~!"

Belarus: Sono печка (Pechika) de, nietagiru ga ii!
Nante ichikoro de atatakute tadashii seisai!

Ukraine: Sono печка (Pechika) de, pan wo yakimashou...
Nante shiawase de atatakute tayasui ibukuro!

Belarus/Ukraine: Saa, hitotsu ni narimashou!

Belarus/Ukraine: Я тебя люблю! [3 times]
(Ya chebla lyublyu!)

Ukraine: Sukiyo, sukisuki, daisuki!

Belarus/Ukraine: Не морочь меня! [3 times]
(Ne moroch' menya)

Belarus: Kekkon, kekkon, sore shika nai wa!

Belarus (At same time as Ukraine): Sono karada ni kizande ageru!
Ukraine (At same time as Belarus): Sono karada ni oshiete ageru!

Belarus/Ukraine: Hora, mou hanarerarenai sa-da-me!

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Me: Thanks For Girl-chan udah req OP ma ED

To: the girl writer

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