A/N: Don't kill me, but before today I'd never seen The Lion King! XD It's a good little kid movie, and the whole time I was thinking "Scar=Voldemort, the female hyena=Bellatrix, the male hyena=Lucius, the dumb hyena=Wormtail, Simba=Harry, Mufasa=Dumbledore, Simba's female friend whose name I can't spell=Hermione, Timon and Pumba=Fred and George" and so on… lol.
"I feel like I'm forgetting something."
"Do you, Percy?"
"Yeah… didn't we promise we'd do something at the end of the last show?"
"Uh… did we?"
"I don't think so…"
"I hope not, because my mind's gone blank."
"Same here."
"Well, you have a random burst of knowledge to spit out?"
"Yeah, you know how when you go to sleep hungry, you wake up not hungry?"
"That was… so unbelievably random."
"What? It's 7:00 and I haven't eaten since lunch, of course I'm hungry! But anyway, I think that maybe Santa comes and feeds us at night or something."
"You have an overactive imagination. I think Santa is some genius French man who made the philosopher's stone and now has eternal life."
"You think so?"
"Yes."
"Well, that makes perfect sense."
"Doesn't it? That's why I think it."
"Oh, that makes sense!"
"Seaweed Brain…"
"You're not Annabeth! Who's your favorite, me, Percy, or my dad, Poseidon?"
"All about you! And I think I'm aware of my gender, thank you very much!"
A/N: I really do believe that 'Santa' is a French guy who made the philosopher's stone. Maybe Nicholas Flamel found a permanent job… XP I've been reading too much Harry Potter and The Alchemyst, although I haven't finished the latter yet.
And I choose Percy, because he's awesome. :D