Blah. I've been meaning to update for a while. Well. I guess i just kinda put it off. Forgot about it.
WHATEVER

I've got a lot going on

Still

Blughemeth

StanPOV

I made sure to arrive at school early not only to miss Kyle at the bus stop, (like he did to me yesterday, sweet, sweet revenge), but in search for Bebe in an avalible time slot. She was pretty busy with her parties and cheerleading and meetings for her 'club'. (the list makers had now kicked out half their members and became gossip spreaders and creators) Bebe was, without a doubt, the most powerful girl in school. That's why this situation must require the upmost delicacy.

But everybody knows she loves manipulating. So I shouldn't have too much trouble.

There were definitely voices comming from down the hall. All other goals forgotten, i decided to eavesdrop.

"-So what did you want, Token" Wendy's voice! I'd recognise it anywhere. So sweet and pure, but with the arguing ability to convince you a pear was a peanut. She was talking with the lowlife, Token.

"Hey, baby, I'm afraid I've got some bad news." His voice was smoother than silk, or some other crappy cliché. He didn't deserve to be talking to Wendy.

"Oh no! Did our dog die?" They have a dog! Wtf?

"NO! Rufus is an idiot and takes up time, space, energy, and money. If that yapper died it would be GOOD news."

"Don't-! Y- You shouldn't be so inconsiderate." Her voice started as an order, but she stopped it and made it barely a suggestion. What was this man doing to her?

"I've got worse news then some old dog hitting the dirt. I'm afraid you're rent's gone up again."

"My-? My rent! Oh no. No please! I'm already giving you half of what I'm making at Tweek Bros! I barely have time to volunteer at the animal shelter!"

"Sorry, babe. The man need's his money."

"But I'm not even paying you to DO anything! I just need you to pretend to be my boyfriend to make him jealous! It doesn't require any kissing or nothing. Worst part about it is you need to hold my hand! I shouldn't even have to pay for this! Please! Out of the goodness of your heart, this is for love!"

Wait, PRETENDING! So she wasn't actually dating Token. It was all to make him jealous. HIM!
So, Wendy loves Kyle too! This can't be!

Everything is falling apart. I can't let them get together!

I need to talk to Bebe as SOON AS POSSIBLE!

I DON'T LIKE MAKING TOKEN EVIL!

=( Mmm... Actually, even I didn't expect this. I made Wendy good and TOKEN evil. Blah.

I don't like evil Token. Token's cool!

Meh, I shouldn't have made Token the boyfriend. It should've been... Cartman, or someone else who's money obsessed. Damn.

Well, it's alright. I can deal

Hope you enjoyed this chapter!

now it you'll excuse me I have my friend's project to finish.

L8ta

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