Jean Grey's Diary
Chapter 11
Dear Diary,
Gosh, the Monitor Womb is such a wonderful place! It's so relaxing, everyone's either sleeping or working, and here I am alongside my lovely Emma. Emma came home early, her business meeting got scrubbed because her boss was treated for tuberculosis and turns out it was positive. Poor guy. Anyway, things are looking good. I got my wife at my side again, everything's bright and sunny, what can be wrong with that?
And, to answer that poorly timed question; Firefly escaped from his fireproof cell and is flying around with his flamethrower again, so I sent Hawkgirl and Livewire to restrain him so he doesn't melt my brand new Grecian sculptures. Garfield is literally a flamebug. He looks at one thing that looks flammable and he goes nuts. I don't know what's in that head of his sometimes, but it's safe to say I don't wanna know what goes on inside his heavily burnt brain
Also Miss Sheila announced she's pregnant! I'm so happy, everyone's so happy… except for Jason. You see, Jason's had a lot, and I do mean A LOT of trouble reformatting into society ever since that mishap with the crowbar… oh great now Jason's back on his drinking problem. I mean, for goodness' sakes, he's been sober for the past three and a half weeks, and now he decides to hop aboard the booze train
Oh my, all this writing is making me so hungry. I'll continue the next entry later. Right now, I'm in the mood for a steak and cheese sandwich