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Chapter 10: Hibari's An Ass

I ran down the hallway, fearing for my life. Hibari was chasing after me because I had accidentally spilled his coffee while he was doing some paperwork and I was just loafing around. So… My life technically just ended. Lovely, no?

Of course, Hibari's superhuman so there was a limit to how long I could remain ahead of him.

And that is the story of how Hibari's tonfa connected to my spine.

"ARGH!" I screamed as I hit the ground. Everyone who was present gasped in fear and fled.

Assholes.

"Herbivore…"

Yeah, I'm screwed.

RYOKI!

"I'm not helping you."

What?!

I gulped and turned to face Hibari. "You know, you acting this way is making me lose my fangirl-y tendencies towards you. Do you really want that?"

That probably wasn't a wise thing to say because his tonfa hit my my right cheek with full force which made me crash against the wall.

Yeah.

Hibari was glaring at me. "I don't care."

You know, I'm probably gonna get killed for even thinking this, but I thought about flirting with Hibari then.

Not a good idea.

Oh well…

"You say that, but I know you love me honey-buns!" I told him as sweetly as I could in my state.

A vein popped on his forehead. He tried to hit me again, but I was already running away before he could connect the tonfa to my skull.

Mind you, I was running away while laughing.

I have a death wish.

The bell rang, indicating that lunch was over, so I head straight for the classroom. Not that I'd lose him, but still. It was safer. Sorta.

"HIIIIEEEE!" Tsuna shrieked when I bursted through the doors. "What happened?!"

"Hibari, you idiot!" I told him as I ran for the windows. Kano was laughing when I saw him. The bastard. I'll sic Hibari on him later.

I threw them open and jumped out, landing on my feet, which hurt I tell you, and I made a run for it again. This time, I headed for the field, throwing glances behind me every few seconds.

He wasn't there.

I couldn't have lost him.

"Or maybe he just decided to use training as an excuse to bite you to death."

Shut up, Ryoki. I hate you.

"Ouch."

After a while, I decided to get back to class because Hibari wasn't chasing after me anymore.

You won't believe who was by the classroom doors when I got there. No, seriously.

It was Hibari. And he was smirking at me.

Yeah, I almost pissed myself out of fear.

He yanked my hair and dragged me away. "Owowowowowowow! Let go of my hair, you ass! If I become bald, I'm blaming you dammit! And then you'll have to pay for some sort of magic hairspray that'll make my hair longer!"

Hibari wasn't threatened.

I was dragged to the rooftop before he tossed me aside like some rag doll. "Is that seriously how you treat a lady? I pity whoever will end up marrying you, seriously."

He hit me again.

It hurt so much I couldn't even scream.

Dammit, Ryoki!

"You said you hate me. I'm not helping."

Well, someone's on their period.

I got off the floor and focused on Hibari who was poised to strike again. When he did, I barely managed to dodge, his tonfa grazing my skin. He tried again, this time it connected with my arm. The impact sent me flying against the wall. Well, the door, really…

I got up again and gritted my teeth together.

He kicked and I ducked, grabbing onto his leg and pulling on it to make him slip.

Why has no one ever done that before when they're kicked?

If it was even possible, Hibari's glare intensified and his ring was lit on fire. Way too much fire. Almost as much as when he summoned Roll for the first time.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go dig my grave now.

I ended up curling into a ball, hands wrapped around my head, almost crying. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't kill me! I'm sorry!"

You can guess how well that worked.

Not at all.

He grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and tossed my aside. His tonfas were on fire now, so I was basically screwed.

I don't want to die.

Not at the hands of Hibari.

My Cloud ring flared up.

I just stared at it long and hard. Well, that's great. Now what? Hibari's still out to get me after all.

But you know what? I wasn't scared anymore.

I got up again. Hibari was still glaring at me, but I managed to look him straight in the eyes. I don't know why, but it felt right doing so.

Before I could move, I was hit again. Once again, I was sent flying. But I wasn't thinking about that right now.

What was the ability Cloud flames again? Propelling? No. Pra… Pre…paration? No. Pro. It's definitely a pro. Pro…crastination? Lol, no. Pro…

I looked at the clouds. Clouds propagate because water gets absorbed by the sun, so…

Wait, Propagation. That's it.

What to do with it though?

I was hit again, this time straight to the stomach. He posed to hit me again, but I tackled him.

He didn't budge, so now it looked like I was hugging him. Great, huh?

Yeah…no.

I attempted to reach for his tonfas, but he heald them out of my reach before tossing me aside again.

"Jesus Christ, Hibari. Give a girl a break, why don't ya?"

He grunted out a "No," before attacking me again.

Goddamit, I don't know how to use my flames.

I crashed to the ground again, which is funny considering I was already on the ground. Hibari's just that awesome, ya know?

"Herbivore, I'll bite you to dea-"

I heard the door open while I was trying to push myself up.

"Kyo-san!"

I coughed up some blood. Goddamit.

"What?!"

More coughing and I fell to the ground again.

"There are students vandalizing the halls of Nami-chuu!"

I tried again, but my arms were too weak.

"Hn."

I could hear footsteps and the door shutting close.

Hibari wasn't hitting me anymore… What happened?

Urgh…

I lay there on the cold floor, battered and bruised, as the darkness started to overcome me.


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"SAKURA-SAN!" I heard someone exclaim.

I groaned and got up. Well, I tried to. I just ended up collapsing again.

"Hey, Tsuna…" I managed to croak, focusing my gaze on the tunafish. He looked genuinely worried.

"What happened?" Someone else asked. I think it was Kano, but I couldn't tell.

"Hibari," I coughed. "Hibari tried to kill me."

I was picked up from the ground and tossed onto someone's back. "Thanks…"

They brought me to the clinic because they're a bunch of idiots who want Shamal to rape me. Yup.

I couldn't really tell what was happening, just that I was in the clinic and Shamal wasn't there, so that was okay, I guess. In the end, I lost consciousness again.


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When I woke up for real, it was night time and Hibari was there.

Yeah.

"Look, Hibari…" I started. "If you're gonna beat the shit outta me again, you can just leave."

Boy, he looked pissed.

"I'm taking you back home," He said, glaring at me.

I looked away. "Fine, whatever."

He did take me back to Tsuna's place. Take me back as in dump me on the ground before walking off like the ass that he is. By God, I will kill him one day.

"I'm back," I called. Lambo and I-pin were the first to greet me. Lambo demanding to play and I-pin telling him off.

"Welcome back, Sakura-chan!" Nana replied with a smile that turned to a look of horror when she actually saw me. "What happened?!" She gasped.

I waved it aside. "Nothing, I just tripped and fell down the steps." Yup, lie your ass off to the nicest woman in the world. Good job, Sakura. "Is Tsuna back?"

She nodded. "He's in his room."

I nodded. "Thanks."

I headed for Tsuna's room, limping. It was awful. "Hey," I greeted. Hayato and Takeshi were there as well.

"Are you all right now?" Tsuna asked.

"Yup," I said dryly. "'Cuz after being beaten by Hibari, it's totally normal to t just limp around."

Tsuna's eyes widened in horror. "I'm sorry!"

"What for? I was the reason why Hibari beat me up." I sat down on his bed. Gokudera didn't look happy.

"Stupid woman, get off of the Tenth's bed!"

I lied down just to piss him off further. "No, thanks."

"Why you…!"

Takeshi piped up. "Now, now…"

I rolled to my side, "Tsuna, if I fall asleep here, you can sleep on my bed."

"Uhm, okay?" he replied awkwardly.


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I did, in fact, fall asleep on Tsuna's bed. Without dinner. So when I woke up, I was damn hungry. Thankfully, Nana is an awesome cook and cooked up a whole bunch of food that morning. I love her, I seriously do.

Also, I took the liberty of being late that day because I wanted to get a check up. The doctor said I had no broken bones, but I shouldn't move around too much. So when I got to school, I headed straight for the classroom and decided not to leave so Hibari wouldn't chase me down.

Oh and, Ryoki's an ass.

"Hey!"

Oh, are you gonna deny it? May I remind you of yesterday's events?

He grumbled but shut up.

Well, I figured out how to make my Cloud flames work. Now to find out how to use them…


Eh… short chapter.

I'm sorry.

I'll make up for it in the next one. It's gonna involve Mukuro.

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