In Need of Glue
A South Park Fan Fiction
By Michelle Berger
Chapter XI
Pip sighed softly as he reached his destination. The small clearing in the middle of the forest just outside South Park was beautiful: Because of the thick abundance of ancient, wide trees that surrounding the clearing, the ground was warm and snowless. It seemed almost surreal to walk out of the freezing cold snow and into the secluded, welcoming area.
Though there were no gorgeous flowers in the area, the small clearing still was handsome in its own way. No annoying bugs or critters lived in the clearing. The grass had grown long and tall, rarely being walked through. It was still too cold in the clearing to remove one's jacket, but Pip had always been fine to strip down to nothing with Kenny in the clearing. His mind never once was on the cold temperature when Kenny was around, and Kenny always kept him warm. The next day, Pip always got a cold, but it was always worth it.
It had been that very spot in the forest that Kenny had taken him for their very first anniversary of one month. Kenny had walked Pip there after school on a Friday, his bag packed with everything they needed. Pip had truly been in awe with the snow-free area and followed Kenny to the middle of the clearing. Kenny kneeled down and pulled Pip down to his knees in front of him before kissing the thrilled boy.
Kenny reached into his pocket and pulled out a necklace made of hemp rope and wooden beads, putting it around Pip's neck carefully, making sure not to get a single strand of his blond locks tangled.
It was in said clearing, after giving Pip the gift, that he told Pip 'I love you' for the very first time. Pip's mouth hung open in shock before he kissed Kenny, saying 'I love you too' as he pulled away and smiled sweetly at his boyfriend.
Pip had lost his virginity in that spot, when he and Kenny physically showed their love for each other for the first time. From that day on, he and Kenny visited that spot every month on the day of their anniversary.
Pip knew buying soap could wait a bit. It was a Friday evening, but not just any Friday evening. Had Kenny been alive and the two still a couple, it would have marked their eleven-month anniversary. Instead of buying soap to clean off the milk and ashes off the floor, Pip would have been in the forest, proving his love to Kenny once more. He still wore the hemp necklace with wooden beads, which had never been removed since that evening.
Pip may have left Kenny and by doing so, shattered Kenny's heart, but Pip just couldn't let Kenny's parents have his ashes. Four months into their relationship, Kenny had been having problems at home. His parents were both still druggies and drunks, so they had frequent fights. Unfortunately, the problems became unfixable when Kenny and Pip's relationship was discovered. It took some time, though. His parents, in their drunken states, had seen Kenny kiss Pip numerous times before coming to the realisation that Pip was in fact another teenage boy.
Kenny's parents never kicked him out, but they warned that they didn't like the idea of Pip coming over; especially since the two were hardly around to make sure their son wasn't banging the little Brit in the bedroom. Kenny left home the day he was told that, and had rarely visited since, choosing to stay with Pip.
Pip knew Kenny was furious that his parents were against his bisexuality, so to leave Kenny's ashes with them was out of the question as far as Pip was concerned.
Kyle had shown Pip the note Kenny had given him. As short as it was, Pip knew Kenny had killed himself. And Pip felt entirely to blame.
"I know how much you loved it here, Kenneth… I know you'd rather be here than in that silly urn." Pip sat down in the grass, crossing his legs as he did so. He pulled the Ziploc bag out of his pockets which contained all of Kenny's ashes.
Pip had swapped the ashes of his long-past pet cat for Kenny's, then to avoid any questioning, had mixed the cat's remains into Tweek's milk. The plan had worked just as Pip thought it would, and now he had Kenny's ashes to do with as he pleased, and he knew what must be done.
Opening the Ziploc bag, Pip sighed sadly and took a small handful of the ashes.
"I miss you, Kenneth." Pip whispered before blowing the ashes, letting them scatter across the grass of the clearing. Pip did the same a couple times, each time telling Kenny's ashes how much he loved him, missed him and wished he was back. Pip made sure to spread all of Kenny's remains in the clearing before he left, heading down to the South Park Mall to purchase the soap he had originally set out for.
Pip didn't stay long enough to see his dear Kenny materialise in the clearing, clueless as to how or why he was suddenly revived, but having only one plan in mind. Kenny didn't have time to think why he reappeared in the clearing, but all that mattered was getting to Pip's house and holding him once again.
At Pip's house, Stan lay on the sofa as Kyle sat on his chest happily, kissing the dark-haired boy beneath him.
"You know, Kyle…" Stan grinned up at the redhead that sat on him, "You saw me naked the other day after football practise, but I haven't seen what your Jew ass looks like."
"Stan!" Kyle began to blush, "Sure you have. In gym?"
"We don't have the same gym class, silly. We never have throughout High School."
"Well, when we were kids-
"Dude, sick! I wasn't attracted to you when I was like, nine! Gross, man!"
"I don't really want to get undressed… Especially not here! Pip or Butters'll walk in on us."
"It's not like we're fucking."
"I know, but still. This isn't the time or the place."
"Alright." Stan smiled and kissed Kyle's nose, "I still love you."
Kyle grinned. "Good. You want a feel?"
"…What?"
Kyle grinned and took Stan's empty left hand and guided it to his own backside. Stan grinned and gave Kyle's ass a squeeze before kissing his boyfriend again.
"You like?" Kyle smirked.
"Stan likes." Stan nodded happily as Kyle took Stan's other free hand and slid it down the front of his jeans. The button to Kyle's jeans had popped open at some point during their cuddling, making it easy to get Stan's uncertain hand in.
"You can have a little feel." Kyle grinned as he could feel Stan's hand begin to explore the new area. Stan made Kyle grin all the more when his eyes widened at the realisation that not only was his hand in Kyle's jeans, but boxers as well.
"…Well I'm glad you didn't buy your pubes from Scott Tenorman…" Stan grinned as he explored his friend's boxers with one hand and groped his behind with the other.
Kenny walked in on his two best friends in said position, making his eyes widen and his hard on from Damien only getting worse.
Stan gasped and quickly pulled his hand out of Kyle's pants, though his other hand still reluctant to let go of Kyle's ass. Kyle began to blush, but seemed angry at the sudden interruption.
"Fuck, Kenny, did you have to interrupt?" Kyle asked.
"Isn't there room for me in your pants, Kyle?" Kenny joked. Stan didn't find it all so funny and glared at the blond.
"Kyle's my bitch, get your own." Stan put an arm around Kyle, who looked shocked.
"Your bitch? You've got it all wrong! You're MY bitch!"
"No, you're mine." Stan pointed to his chest.
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"Why?!"
"Well, I'm bigger than you and stronger than you, and I usually dominate so-
"No you don't!" Kyle frowned at him.
"Yes I do!" Stan pointed out this fact by grabbing Kyle and rolling off the sofa with him, making himself on top of the redhead who continued to glare up at him, though they were only play fighting. Kyle rolled over, making himself on top once again.
"You're MY bitch, Stan!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
Kenny laughed and watched the two for a few minutes as they struggled for dominance. Eventually, Kyle was pinned down by all of Stan's weight and couldn't move as Stan teasingly dry humped the squirming redhead.
"Fuck, you guys are making me horny. Where's Pip?" Kenny grew impatient as he realised Pip wasn't home.
"Pip went to buy some soap." Stan said. Kyle used that moment to roll Stan onto his back.
"Say, 'I'm Kyle Broflovski's Bitch'!" Kyle grinned. When Stan kept his lips sealed, Kyle jabbed him in the stomach gently, but repeatedly. Stan squirmed and laughed.
"Say it!"
"N-no!" Stan continued to giggle.
"We're back with the- Oh golly!" Butters jumped back, knocking Tweek to the floor, when he saw Stan laughing hysterically from under Kyle.
"Jesus Christ, why does everyone keep walking in on us?" Kyle sighed.
"Geez, I'm sorry about taking so long fellas, Tweek and I just got a little… Distracted." Butters began to blush as he rubbed his knuckles together.
"Dude! Everyone's getting laid around here! I have to get Pip!" Kenny exclaimed before spinning on his heel and leaving the house, walking to the South Park Mall quickly.
"...What's Kenny talking about, Stan? Why, me and Tweek were just playing cards is all…"
To be Continued
Next Update: September 11th
All fingers for the delay of this chapter can be pointed at KyleisGod, and the fact that I love to RP... Oops.