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Enjoy the 11th chap! :D
Recap:
sakura: hurry it up, tenten!
tenten: i-i know! b-but...
ino: i'll do it ok? -winks-
tenten: u-uh...ok!
ino: hmmm...would you choose...
matsu: ooohh~
ino: would you choose...me, tenten or...the bin?
tenten: are you freakin serious ino? of course he would choose me! what a-
bya: the bin.
matsu: O.O
bya: ...
tenten and ino: N-NO WAAYYY! !
lee: rejected?
hin: y-yes...
Chapter 11:
-Da Lolly Hunt!-
inoue: what are we gonna do today?
lee: I KNOW!
sas: what?
lee: THE POWER OF YOUTH TELLS ME TO-
everyone: SHUT UP!
ikk: i dunno...
itachi: hmmm...any suggestions?
rukia: chappy!
shika: ...
sas: no, next...
rukia: waahhh! T_T"
bya: -sighs-
neji: i know...we can-
renji: pretend to have no pupils? great suggestion, buddy!
neji: WHAT. DID. YOU-
matsu: ooohh! fight!~
hitsu: take it outside...==
itachi: any other suggestions...?
kisame: the...aquarium?
everyone: NO!
kisa: T.T -emo corner-
(at emo corner)
sasuke: welcome!
kisame: h-hi *sniffle*
sasuke: ok, lets start the show! BEGIN!
-cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut-
(back to da story...)
ino: uh...a fashion parade?
yumi: sounds nice~
matsu: yeah!
ichigo: HELL NO!
itachi: n-no...
sas: wtf?
ino: FINE!
tobi: TOBI WANTS LOLLY HUNT!
renji and neji: a what?
tobi: TOBI WANTS LOLLY HUNT!
Itachi: hmmm…well…
Sas: its not TOO bad…
Naru: yeah! Sounds like fun!
Tobi: R-REALLY?
-sasuke and kisame comes back from emo corner-
Sasuke: what the heck are we playing?
Saku: lolly hunt!
Sasuke: a what?
Itachi: a lolly hunt…you're so deaf sasuke…
Sasuke: what did you just say? (threatening voice)
Itachi: see what I mean by deaf?
Sasuke: SAY THAT AGAIN AND-
Itachi: your hearing is so bad that you're asking me to repeat…-sighs-
-itachi and sasuke continue to argue…-
Dei: we'll just leave them to it un!
Inoue: so are we playing a lolly hunt?
Tenten: yesJ
-rukia and inoue both squeal in delight-
Everyone: =="
Bya: -sighs-
Matus: sooo…when are we starting?
Shika: right now?
Histu: why not?
Ichi: l-lolly hunt…
Ishida: g-great…
Chad: …it might be fun…
Ino: ok…
-itachi and sasuke return-
Sas: that look a while…==
Itachi: yeah…I know right?
Sasuke: grrr…
Kisa: we're playing a lolly hunt apparently…
Itachi: yeah I realised
Yumi: so what are the rules?
Sas: uh…
Tobi: TOBI KNOWS!
Neji: what?
Tobi: TOBI WILL SCATTER LOLLIES EVERYWHERE AND YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO FIND THEM!
Chouji: lollies…lollies…-drool drool-
Hina: o-ok…s-simple enough…
Tobi: TOBI'S GONNA MAKE IT HARD!
Ichi: right…
Inoue: yayayyyyy!
Rukia: yayayyyyy!
Ikk: any other rules?
Tobi: YOU GOTTA GO IN GROUPS OF 2 OR 3! AND IT HAS TO HAVE AT LEAST….ONE GIRL IN IT! TEEHEE!
Ita and sas: wtf… author's note: sas is sasori and sasuke is sasuke^^"
Yumi: girl huh…?
-Everyone gets into groups-
Groups:
Itachi, sasori, inoueKisame, ishida, hinataNeji, renji, inoLee, ikkaku, hitsugayaYumichika, sasuke, matsumotoSakura, ichigo, byakuyaChad, tenten, shikamaruChouji, deidara, naruto
Saku: we're ready tobi!
Dei: have you hidden the lollies un?
…
..
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Tobi: OOPS! TOBI FORGOT!
Everyone: THEN DO IT NOW!
Tobi: y-yes!
Chad: this is getting interesting…
Ishida: =="
Inoue: wow…im in a group full of guys…well…there's only 2…but….
Hina: t-two g-guys…
Tobi: OK! READY…STEADY...
Renji: hurry it up man!
Tobi: COOK!
-everyone runs off-
Tobi: W-WAIT! I SAID 'COOK' NOT 'GO!'
-ignore, ignore-
Tobi: T_T
Group 1:
Sas: where the hell are the freakin lollies?
Ita: man…where did he hide them…and I thought he was bad at hiding stuff…
Inoue: u-um…
Sas: hmmmm?
Ita: you're inoue right?
Inoue: y-yes!
Sas: ok, im sasori and this guy's itachi
Ita: nice to meet you –smile-
Inoue: y-you t-too! OMG! Why is my heart beating so fast? Am I in love? I mean…he's pretty good looking…what was his name again? Oh right! Itachi-san! OMG! Note: wth happened to constant 24/7-'kurosaki-kun!~'
Group 2:
Kisa: I want water…
Ish: where did basketball face hide those lollies?
Hin: i-I think…
Kisa: yeah, hinata-chan?
Hin: (blushing) i-I t-think I found one!
Ish: huh? Where?
Hin: t-there!
Ish: omgosh! Our first lolly! God job hinata-san!
Hin: t-thank y-you… (blush, blush) its actually not too bad…he seems nice… I think he was ishida-san…yes, that's it! I wonder which group naruto-kun is in? I wanted to pair up with him…
Group 3:
Neji: why the heck am I with this guy?
Ren: dammit! This hair-freak again? Crap…
Ino: why couldn't I go in a better group? I mean…these guys are just not my type! Well…I gotta say…renji's got the muscles, but still…I would have preferred…lets see…itachi! Or…deidara! Or…who's that guy again…? That's right! Ichigo-kun!~~~ ahh…he's my type for sure! Hee hee…
Renji: where are those damn lollies?
Neji: somewhere.
Ren: well, of course they're somewhere idiot!
Neji: exactly.
Ino: c'mon you guys! Work together!
Ren: you're…
Ino: its ino, nice to meet you renji-kun! I cannot believe this freakin idiot forgot my name!
Ren: uh, same^^"
Neji: I think I just found one…
Ino: huh?
Ren: WHERE?
Neji: here…-picks it up-
Ino: yeaayyy! Our first one! Ha! We're totally gonna beat sakura! Hehe!
Group 4:
Lee: THE POWER OF YOUTH TELLS ME TO GO THIS WAY!
Ikk: wrong…it's a dead-end
Lee: uh…THIS WAY! YEP! THE POWER-
Hitsu and ikk: shut up!
Hitsu: I'll lead…-sighs-
Lee: T.T why…
-after 10 mins-
Hitsu: where are those lollies that guy…what was his name again?
Ikk: who knows…just call him lollipop…he kinda looks like one…hmmmm….
Hitsu: true, true
Lee: his name is tobi!
Ikk and hitsu: r-right…
Ikk: man…I don't see any damn lollies…wth man…
Lee: I think I see something shiny!
Ikk and hitsu: what? Where?
Lee: there! –points to ikkaku's bald head-
Hitsu and ikk: where? Up there?
Lee: no! there! –pats ikkaku's head'
Hitsu: oh crap…
Ikk: What. Did. You. Say. Kid? –glare glare-
Lee: ARGGHHH! THE POWER OF YOUTH SAVE ME! A BALD HEAD IS GLARING AT ME!
Ikk: YOU'RE SO DONE FOR!
Hitsu: why did I have a feeling that this was going to happen…? I wonder how the others are doing…
Group 5:
Matsu: lollies, lollies, I love lollies!~ l-o-l-l-i-e-s, LOLLIES!~
Yumi: lollies are just not beautiful…especially when they are HIDDEN!
Sasuke: what the heck? They're even worse than itachi….and I thought that itachi was bad…==
Matsu: hey kid! What was your name again?~
Sasuke: its sasuke uchiha…
Yumi: that's not a beautiful name.
Sasuke: shut up loser! EMO CORNER! WHERE IS MY KNIFE?
Matsu: ooohh~ I see…is your brother itachi-san?
Sasuke: I don't know that jerk.
Matsu: ha! Well…lets say…your brother is waaayyy better looking than you –winks-
Sasu: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Yumi: she said that you're ugly…
Matsu: well… -sweatdrops-
Sasu: are you trying to say im ugly? You're saying that itachi is hotter than me?
Matsu and yumi: yes.
Sasu: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! EMMMMOOOOOO COOORRRNNNEEERRRR! –runs off to a corner and begins cutting himself-
Yumi: the way he cuts himself is just not beautiful…-sighs-
Matsu: i-it was the truth! That's why the saying goes: "the truth hurts"
Yumi: yeah…hey matsumoto? Who was that blonde guy?
Matsu: which one? There's quite a lot….
Yumi: the good looking one?
Matsu: you mean the one who always says 'un?'
Yumi: yep^^
Matsu: he's deidara-kun!~ he's soooo cu-
Yumi: SHUT UP! HE'S MINE!
Matsu: w-what? OMG…i-is y-yumichika….GAY? omgosh! Omgosh! What am I gonna do? Is he after deidara-kun? OMG OMG! Well…if yumichika is after deidara…I gotta say he's got pretty good taste ;D wait…now's not the time to think about this…
Group 6:
Sak: we must find those lollies! We must beat ino-pig!
Ichi: who's that?
Sak: my mortal enemy…-glare-
Ichi: r-right…
Ichi: oi byakuya!
Bya: what?
Ichi: help us look dammit!
Bya: there. –points at lolly-
Sak: OMG! A LOLLY!
Ichi: how'd you do that byakuya?
Bya: I have eyes…
Ichi: where else byakuya?
Sak: kuchiki-san! Where?
Bya: there and there.
Ichi and sak: OMG! LOLLIES!
Sak: how on earth did you do that?
Bya: I have brains…
Ichi: where else byakuya?
Bya: and there. –points to the lolly on the floor-
Sak: kuchiki-san, you are SOOOO AWESOME!
Ichi: wow, hidden talent byakuya!
Bya: I have ears…
Ichi: what don't you have?
Group 7:
Ten: where are those lollies?
Shika: this is troublesome…
Chad: …
Ten: guys! At least help me look!
Shika: fine…
Chad: I think I found one…wait…
Shika: is that…
Ten: even a lolly?
chad: what is this? –he is holding something weird…it is in the shape…of a toilet roll?-
shika: I don't think it's a lolly…
tenten: then what is it?
Chad: a toilet roll?
Shika and tenten: NO! ITS DIFFERENT! LOOK AT IT!
Chad: u-uh… -chad closely examines it- it has a tail…?
Ten: WHAT?
Shika: a-a tail?
Chad: its…making a noise…
Ten: n-noise?
Shika: l-let's just go…its definitely not a lolly…just…leave it on the ground or something…
Tenten and chad: NO! IT'S A MYSTERY!
Shika: T.T
Chad: i…
Ten: yeah?
Chad: ITS MOVING!
Shika: WHAT? –shikamaru and tenten stare at it…a leg is moving…- OMG!
Tenten: w-wait…take a closer look…doesn't it kinda look like…
Shika: A MOUSE?
Chad, tenten and shikamaru: OMG!
Shika: DROP IT!
Ten: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Shika: you touched it! You're going to get mouse disease!
Ten: and spread it to us!
Shika and tenten: AHHHH! –dashes off-
Chad: it was only a mouse…
Group 8:
Chouji: WE MUST FIND A LOLLY QUICKLY!
Dei: so that you can eat it, un?
Cho: YES!
Dei: -.-
Naru: why wasn't this a ramen hunt…I would've been so much into it…
Cho: NO NARUTO! IT'S A LOLLY HUNT! Besides…lollies are yummy!
Naru: NOT AS GOOD AS RAMEN!
Cho: I NEVER SAID THAT!
Naru: YES YOU DID!
Cho: NO I DIDN'T!
-they continue to argue…-
Dei: -sighs- why the hell am I stuck with these guys…? Tobi you idiot! And just then…why did I have a feeling that someone was talking about me…? This is annoying…why-
Someone: heellloooo~
Dei: ARGH! Where? Where?
Someone: heerreee~ -around the corner-
Dei: w-wtf…-gulps-
naruto and chouji are still fighting
Dei: ok…stay calm… -at the corner-
Someone: coommmee toooo meee!~
Dei: AND SCREAM!
-deidara and the 'someone' both scream-
Deidara: w-wtf? What are you doing here?
Kon: o-owwwiee…my stuffing… -deidara is stepping on him-
Dei: ARGH! YOU NEARLY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME YEAH!
Kon: kekekeke…
Dei: grrr…
Kon: how many lollies have you found?
Dei: none…
Kon: I have heaps…want one? –grin, grin-
Dei: ok un!
Kon: but first…you must answer this question…
Dei: so this is bribery hmm?
Kon: kekekeke…
Dei: DON'T BLOODY KEKEKEKE ME!
Kon: y-yes…ok…who do you prefer…
Dei: aw…man…this is not good…
Kon: me or read meat?
Dei: w-what? –deidara facepalms- this guy is nuts…
Kon: yeah?
Dei: hmm…this hard to choose…
Kon: rly? Kekekeke…
Dei: OF COURSE ITS RED MEAT YOU IDIOT! WHO WOULD CHOOSE A 'KEKE' MANIAC LIKE YOU?
Kon: AAHHHH! NOOO LOLLIESSS FOR YOU! WAHHH! –runs away-
Dei: good riddance…now…where are naruto and chouji?
hope u guys liked it! xD
took me soo damn long... T.T
sorry guys :'(
DO U GUYS WANT ME TO CONT. ON THE LOLLY HUNT OR DO A NEW CHAP?
ur opinion guys! :p
im changing my name to " itachiisdaawsum"
thanks everyone! ^^