Weird chat 1
Night: You are all bitches… I'm looking at you Michael.
Michael: Watch it Night. I will have you burn in Tartus.
Night: I ALREADY DID!
Michael: Fine go to hell and meet Nyx there too say high to Rube for me.
Night: I DID THAT TOO!
Michael: What have you not done?
Night: You… and kill Justin Bieber.
Michael: ~minor distraction from AP Euro class~
~talking about subway~
We can introduce him to Eros' arrow. *wink wink*
Night: I will slap you…
Michael: You know what Apollo's son wants.
Night: DIO WE ARE PLANING JUSTIN'S DEATH!
Michael: No… him getting raped by Eros.
Night: AND HIM GETTING RAPED! And I might kill the king if he winks at me again. *glares*
Michael: I'm immortal so ha.
Night: So was my father, but I killed him.
Michael: No you sent him to visit Gaea.
Night: Who is dead.
Michael: Ok, who as the knives?
Night: Me.
Michael: Did you hear about Luke's relationship with one of Percy's kids?
Night: No… when did you gossip?
Michael: Just now. Piper, get out of our heads.
Piper: *giggles*
Night: You know you should clean this blood off the desk.
Michael: No that's ketchup.
Night: I'm the goddess of violence, I know that's blood.
Michael: Vampire ketchup. Draco had it on his chicken sandwich.
Night: That's still blood. Didn't you know- are you writing this down?
Michael: Yes… and that's what vampire ketchup is, duh.
Night: I will slap you…
Michael: Draco and I each have a cup of blood in the dawn every day.
Night: That's all I CAN drink. That and wine.
Snake: Kill… blood… murder… kill…
Night: Harry get that thing out of here!
Michael: It's his pet basilisk from the chamber of secrets.
Night: I know what it is.
(Percy and Luke enter)
Michael: Guess who Luke is going out with?
Night: Your mom?
Michael: Which one, I have three.
Night: Nicely done. *claps*
Luke: *glares at them*
Percy: Wait… what?
Night: You two disappoint me.
Michael: Tell him Luke.
Luke: NO!
Night: *throws hands up and hits the desk with fist and breaks it* THIS IS BS!
Percy: So what?
Michael and Luke: NOTHING! Go make out with Artimas.
Percy: Okay…
Night: If you are still reading this… bless you.