Chapter/Dialogue 11
Micheal Meets Ed
Michael Jackson: Hey little boy, do you like my nose?
Ed: No, no I don't. In fact I hate it. And you better not call me little again.
Michael Jackson: Well that is too bad. I've already had 97 plastic surgeries.
Ed: Well maybe it's time for 98.
Michael Jackson: Hey I have a great idea
Ed: What? Can you stop Pedo-smilling, it's creeping me out?
Michael Jackson: Come with me to my little boy farm that resides in Neverland. We'll have lots of fun there.
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT SOME IDIOT, WHO SITS AT HOME WATCHING POKEMON WHILE EATING FOUR FULL-SIZED BAGS OF STALE DORITOES WOULD DEVOTE AN ENTIRE FOUR MINUTES TO WRITE AN ENTIRE PARAGRAPH OF A RANT FOR ME.