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Edited: 8/15/16

Explosive Dragon

Are Dementors Flammable?

In Which Draco Belives That Dementor's Are Taunting Him & A Dementor Dies

Draco frowned as he looked out one of Gryffindor Tower's many windows. He could just barely make out the dementors patrolling the grounds. It was like they were taunting him. The pyro sighed dejectedly leaning against the glass.

"How long on are you going to keep staring at those things, brat." Harry asked as he worked on his charms homework. "They're not going anyway."

The blonde pyro sighed once more as he turned away from the window. "They're taunting me, yeah."

"They're dementors, Draco. They don't have a sense of humor and even if they did why would they waste their time taunting you? They'd rather kiss you." Harry pointed out rolling his eyes.

"I want to see if they die if they catch fire, yeah." Draco pouted. "But I know that their dangerous and immune to most spells so if they don't die then I'd be done for, yeah. They must know that I haven't come up with a plan B yet so they keep taunting me, yeah."

"I'm surprised that you were about to think that far ahead." the raven smirked his voice taunting. "I didn't know you had the brains."

"Shut up you shitty artist, yeah!" Draco snapped at his friend. "I can think ahead when I need to, yeah! I'm not an idiot, yeah!"

Draco nudged the the black cloaked being with his foot. To be honest the Malfoy was rather torn on wether or not to proclaim the skeleton awesome for being a freaking moving skeleton or lame for how easily it had gotten trapped in Harry's magical puppet strings. It really didn't matter he wanted to see it burn regardless.

"Capturing a dementors was really easyier than it should have been." Harry muttered as he kept their captive pinned to the ground with his magic threads, internally wondering how Draco had talked him into participating in this maddness. Oh right, he promised to help him capture the next one to make a puppet out of. It would be wonderful if they retained their terrifying presence even after death.

"Whatever, yeah." Draco shrugged as he pulled out a box of muggle matches. Dementors may be resistant to nearly all types of magic, but plain old normal fire wasn't magical and he really wanted to see it burn. "I bet you a gallion that it burns, yeah."

"Sure." the raven nodded accepting the wager. "If burning dementors was a viable option I'm sure that wizards would be using something other than the Patronus Charm."

"Light 'em up, yeah." the blonde pyro smirked lighting a match and dropping it on the the creature's cloak. The dementor screamed, sounding like an odd mix between a human's scream of agony and a very large very load vacuum.

"Mr. Malfoy! Mr. Potter!" an alarmed voice shrieked behind the boys. "What are you doing! Get away from that thing!"

Draco ignored their professor in favor of watching the dementor be devoured in flames. Harry just sighed, he doubted he'd be able to talk his way out of this.

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