Ron: Now if you want a role model
Of a life most blissfully led
Then look no further than Rufus here
Then this laid-back quadruped
Rufus: Relaxation's the name of the game
Be cool and be thick-skinned
Let my lifestyle be your reference frame
Ron: As long as you stand within
Your guide must be this rhapsody
Rufus: I gets up when I likes
Ron: He's got it all worked out
Rufus: I plans the day ahead
Ron: He's got it all worked out
Rufus: When inspiration strikes
Ron: He's got it all worked out
Rufus: I go right back to bed
Ron: He's got it all worked out
But though he may not be one of nature's dynamos
His mind is on the ball and far from comatose
Don't dismiss the mole rat philosphy
Take it from he!
He's got it all worked out
Rufus: Take it from me!
Ron: He's got it all worked out
Now who wants to be a hunter
Chasing food all over the place
Rufus: More often than not it gets away
Ron: Who needs the thrill of the chase?
Rufus: Why move mountains to get your chow
When you only need to move a button
Ron: Make it your dietary resolve for now
To eat like the old mole rat
Regarding food
Rufus: Mmmmm-mmmm
Ron: His attitude
It's nacos for every meal
Rufus: I've got it all worked out
Ron: So full of vitamins
Rufus: I've got it all worked out
Ron: No need to cook or peel
Rufus: I've got it all worked out
Ron: He eats 'em in their shells
Rufus: I've got it all worked out
Both: The're delectable, available, the perfect snack
They ain't endangered species
And they don't fight back
Ron: Don't dismiss the mole rat gastronomy
Take it from he
Rufus: Take it from me
Ron: Take it from he
He's got it all worked out
(spoken) Come on, Kim, it's now or never! Take it, Rufus!
Kim/Ron/Rufus: So remember when you see us staring into space
We're caught between a pillow and a soft, soft place
Don't dismiss the mole rat mentality
Ron: Take it from he
Rufus: Take it from me
Kim/Ron: Take it from he
Take it from we
We've got it all worked out
Of a life most blissfully led
Then look no further than Rufus here
Then this laid-back quadruped
Rufus: Relaxation's the name of the game
Be cool and be thick-skinned
Let my lifestyle be your reference frame
Ron: As long as you stand within
Your guide must be this rhapsody
Rufus: I gets up when I likes
Ron: He's got it all worked out
Rufus: I plans the day ahead
Ron: He's got it all worked out
Rufus: When inspiration strikes
Ron: He's got it all worked out
Rufus: I go right back to bed
Ron: He's got it all worked out
But though he may not be one of nature's dynamos
His mind is on the ball and far from comatose
Don't dismiss the mole rat philosphy
Take it from he!
He's got it all worked out
Rufus: Take it from me!
Ron: He's got it all worked out
Now who wants to be a hunter
Chasing food all over the place
Rufus: More often than not it gets away
Ron: Who needs the thrill of the chase?
Rufus: Why move mountains to get your chow
When you only need to move a button
Ron: Make it your dietary resolve for now
To eat like the old mole rat
Regarding food
Rufus: Mmmmm-mmmm
Ron: His attitude
It's nacos for every meal
Rufus: I've got it all worked out
Ron: So full of vitamins
Rufus: I've got it all worked out
Ron: No need to cook or peel
Rufus: I've got it all worked out
Ron: He eats 'em in their shells
Rufus: I've got it all worked out
Both: The're delectable, available, the perfect snack
They ain't endangered species
And they don't fight back
Ron: Don't dismiss the mole rat gastronomy
Take it from he
Rufus: Take it from me
Ron: Take it from he
He's got it all worked out
(spoken) Come on, Kim, it's now or never! Take it, Rufus!
Kim/Ron/Rufus: So remember when you see us staring into space
We're caught between a pillow and a soft, soft place
Don't dismiss the mole rat mentality
Ron: Take it from he
Rufus: Take it from me
Kim/Ron: Take it from he
Take it from we
We've got it all worked out