Well this chapter came out a bit earlier then I intended too that said it seems to be really angle heavy with the one really good match in the middle of it. That said let's get ready for this weeks TWF ...
TURBO VII: Nothing He Has He Really Needs
TWF World Championship: "The Lone Wolf" Kevin Stone (1)
TWF North American Champion: "The Peace Maker" Ceaser Drake (1)
TWF World Tag Team Championship: "America's First Son" Chase Rogers and "The Natural" Malcolm Hightower "The Alpha Dogs" (1)
TWF Hardcore Television Championship: Jack Krueger (2)
TWF Woman's Championship: Katrina Winters (1)
TWF Challenger's Series: "The New Age Ice Dude" David William's Jr (1)
(You're Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring)
"Welcome to TURBO: VII and tonight's show is going to be one for the ages "The Lone Wolf" Kevin Stone will be taking on "The New Age Ice Dude" in a Champion vs. Champion match for the ages" says Sebastian. "That said we've been told that Alexander Victorious as punishment for his attack on the referee will call this match ... and if he doesn't call it right down the middle he'll lose his title shot"
"That's not all we're going to see Jack Krueger finally defend his championship against Maestro Negro where he claims he will wreck that sniveling punk" says James.
"And if you thought that was enough we're not done yet in a huge match live through the services of Terry Blake, The hot prospect and commentator Jeremy Ellis takes on "THE GOD OF DEATH" JEFF KILLINGTON that's right I repeat JEFF IS BACK!" says KJ. "Poor kid doesn't stand a chance"
"Even bigger ... literally ... is a four on four tag team match Dan Ripley, Jaden Pierce, Shawn DeNiro, and Samuel Hayes against Ceaser Drake, Zane Rowan, Carter Sullivan, and Jessie Springfield.
"All that and more" says Sebastian.
(Am I Not Human? by Two Steps From Hell)
"Please welcome to the ring "The Nightmare of TWF" Zane Rowan, the TWF Women's Champion Katrina Winters, and the TWF North American Champion "The Peace Maker" Ceaser Drake WORLD'S TRIGGER" says the announcer.
"These guys are coming out here tonight and they must be feeling rough after these two last weeks" says Sebastian.
"No doubt for all the talk they do they just haven't done the walk" says KJ.
"I'm pleased that people are putting a stop to this before these psychos can take the power" says James.
The World's Trigger walk down to the ring the lights darkened and with an ominous mood about them as the crowd boos them. Ceaser makes his way into the ring after both Katrina and Zane are already inside the ring. Ceaser grabs a mic as he looks on at the crowd still in his robed attire.
"Welcome fellow humans ... I've been hearing a lot of talk from squabbling human minds and I have to rectify these false assumptions as cancerous as they are to the rest of Humanity" says Ceaser. "You people talk and say that World's Trigger isn't going to shake the foundations of this world into THERE RIGHTFUL PLACES"
Ceaser starts pulling off the robes taking out one hand from where it should be.
"You people talk and all you see are STATISTICS created by other men THOUGHTS brought about by the MASSES and you think you KNOW SOMETHING" yells out Ceaser. "BUT NONE OF YOU DO"
Ceaser pulls out the other arm as he has Zane holds the mic next to his face.
"You all are stagnant in your WEAKNESS you have abandoned HUMANITY'S QUEST you pests who claim to believe but you sit ON YOUR ASSES and expect THE DIVINE to carry out WHAT YOU DESIRE ... HUMANITY IS NOT ABOUT WAITING IT'S ABOUT TAKING, CREATING, DESTROYING, BECOMING, you all put out your hands WAITING FOR THE NEXT HAND OUT"
Cease glares at the crowd with contempt.
"It isn't I or my FAMILY here IT'S YOU ... YOU WHO HAS ABANDONED YOUR OWN HUMANITY"
Ceaser pulls off the robe and throws it out of the ring. Ceaser stomps around the ring.
"YOU ALL SICKEN ME you talk about LOVING FREEDOM you talk about FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM, YET NOT ONE OF YOU ATTEMPTS TO FIGHT NOT ONE OF YOU CLIMBS NOT ONE OF YOU STILL LIVE" yells out Ceaser as he grabs the mic breathing heavily with a crazed look on his eyes. "Yet I fight on ... WE fight on ... The World's Trigger FIGHT's ON"
Ceaser seems to be calm as the crowd is still in captured silence.
"You all take about faith yet you leave no FAITH IN GOD'S SWORD you have no faith IN THE WORLD'S TRIGGER yet you try and tell me that you have FAITH" says Ceaser. "None of you do you all talk that the World's Trigger will never do anything that we're just going to be stagnant ... LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FAILED USELESS HUMANS WHO HAVE ABANDONED GOD AND THROUGH THAT HAVE ABANDONED YOURSELVES"
"Ceaser might want to calm down before he get's a heart attack" says Sebastian.
"Ceaser's nuts plain and simple does anybody even understand what this guys saying" says KJ.
"Of course not he's crazy" says James.
"You claim to love freedom your COUNTRY claims to value the FREEDOM OF HUMANITY to be JUDGED ONLY BY GOD ... yet it's all a LIE" says Ceaser. "YOUR COUNTRY FEEDS YOU LIES AND YOU EAT THEM BLINDLY none of you understand true freedom NOT ONE OF YOU"
".. HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Ceaser is laughing like a man possessed. "You people cursed humanity when you cursed THE STRONG when you decided that THE WEAK WHO WILL FOREVER REMAIN WEAK had a right TO EXISTS ALONGSIDE THE STRONG"
Ceaser is straight up crazy at this point his hair crimson hair seemingly waving around by itself in the closed arena.
"YOU DEMAND HELP FROM THE STRONG ... INSTEAD OF RISING UP AND TAKING STRENGTH you allow yourselves WEAKNESS ... but it's all going to CHANGE THIS WORLD'S WILL RECLAIM IT'S RIGHTFUL GLORY ... HUMANITY WILL RECLAIM IT'S RIGHTFUL GLORY"
Ceaser walks up to Katrina and speaks from right behind her.
"THIS was just a lonely girl ... ABUSED by her own parents ... WEAKLINGS who found it fit to try and destroy another human ... but KATRINA FOUND HUMANITY ... she made herself STRONG while all of you just walk around as if you've lived a hard life while you sit around EATING CHEETOS AND DRINKING SPRITE as if you've ever truly tried to WORK for SOMETHING IMPORTANT"
"SITTING ON YOUR COMPUTERS talking about the LIVES OF OTHERS and EVERYBODY IS LIKE THIS ... turn on the television and all you see which who is dating who, a stupid mistake, and celebrating the WEAK ... and this isn't your reality shows THIS IS THE NEWS" Ceaser waits a bit before talking again. "YET they all claim the same thing ... THAT THEY'VE LIVED A HARD LIFE ... NO NO YOU HAVEN'T NONE OF YOU"
Ceaser walks over to Zane.
"This was just a young man DISILLUSIONED with REALITY when he saw the festering masses of the weak as they all complained that they DESERVED HELP AS IF THEY'VE EVER DONE ANYTHING TO DESERVE EVEN PITY" says Ceaser. "HE WAS BORN IN THIS WORLD DIFFERENT he walked a different path ... THE PATH OF THE STRONG he didn't run away from the challenge he'll TAKE WHAT HE WANTS AND DESTROY WHAT HE DOESN'T"
"HUMANITY NEEDS TO FIND THIS PATH ONCE MORE!"
Ceaser is right behind Zane at this point.
"This world has changed into the REVOLTING world we now see ... but I'm going to SAVE US ALL" says Ceaser. "This world will change into one where the STRONG THRIVE and the WEAK PERISH only will the STRONG continue on SACRIFICING all others in our path to STRENGTH each and every VICTORY over a WORTHY OPPONENT will climb us closer ... TO A WORLD WHERE ... THE STRONG DON'T CHANGE FOR THE LAW ... THE LAW CHANGES FOR THE STRONG ... WHERE THE KING IS REVERED ... AND THE PEASANTS ARE NOTHING BUT SLAVES ONLY ALIVE FOR THE STRONG'S WANT"
Ceaser moves to the middle of Katrina and Zane as he pulls them both together with him.
"I thank you ... DAN RIPLEY, ... JADEN PIERCE ... and HANA BISHOP because you have proven that you are WORTHY to be SACRIFICED to him TO THE CRIMSON KING" Ceaser has a wide evil smile on his face. "You've heard me you three will all be SACRIFICED TO BRING ABOUT THE OLD WORLD" Ceaser continues "THE WORLD'S TRIGGER WILL CREATE THE CROWN OF THE CRIMSON KING WITH YOUR VERY CRIMSON ESSENCE BLOOD OF OUR FOES"
Ceaser stands on the top rope looking on at the crowd.
"This guy ... he really believes what he's saying" says KJ.
"Crazy people tend to do that" says James.
"I really hope they don't listen to the commentary ... I don't think I would wake up tomorrow" says Sebastian.
"I'm willing to stake it all THE GEARS WILL SHIFT, THE WORLD WILL MOVE, THE WHEEL OF FATE WILL TURN, WE WILL PRESS THE WORLD'S TRIGGER, AND WE WILL BRING HEAVEN TO THIS EARTH" yells out Ceaser.
"I'm WILLING TO STAKE IT ALL MY SHOT AT HEAVEN ... WHETHER IT BE CHILLING WATER OR THE VERY FLAMES OF HELL I'LL GAMBLE IT ALL ON HIM ... THE ONE WHO WILL MAKE HUMANITY GREAT ONCE MORE ... THE CRIMSON KING" says Ceaser.
Ceaser finishes just smiling at the crowd. Ceaser bites at his own fingers as blood comes out. Ceaser smears the ring canvas with his blood as he get's done on his knees.
"This is my promise to every last one of you I'll bring an age where the Weak will either become strong or be treated as the WEAK deserve to be treated" Ceaser looks on at the crowd before pulling out a rosary.
"Heaven Or Hell, Life Or Death, Pleasure Or Pain, Power Or Weakness ... THIS IS THE ROAD OF THE STRONG ... THROUGH CHRIST OUR LORD ... AMEN"
Ceaser gets up to his feet and you can see that he is genuinely happy after his monologue. Ceaser looks out at the crowd as he grabs the mic once more. Ceaser looks at everyone at the crowd each and every one it seems as he glances around. Ceaser just stays there for over a minute looking at every face he can see.
"How about ... you fight for what ... YOU ... believe in ..." finishes Ceaser as he drops the mic.
"You have to wonder what goes on in the crazed mind of Ceaser" says Sebastian.
"Crazy Crazy things I'm sure it's dreadful" says James.
"Don't doubt it this man isn't alright in the head" says KJ.
Ceaser leaves with his belt along with Zane as we get ready for our first match of the night.
(Through The Fire and Flames by Dragonforce)
"This is a singles match scheduled for one fall introducing first from The Cosmos, at six foot four and weighing in at two hundred twenty four pounds "The Mega Music Maestro" Sidney Salazar" says the announcer.
"Sidney Salazar has a huge credit to his name from now on he has a draw with the World Champion on his record" says Sebastian.
"Please Sidney was out and done calling it a draw is like calling Kevin a legitimate World Champion" says James.
"Whether you like it or not Kevin is WORLD CHAMPION and Sidney has a DRAW" says KJ with a cheesy grin on his face.
(Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin)
"And his opponent from Las Angeles, California at six feet tall and weighing in at two hundred twenty five pounds Damien Cage" says the announcer.
"Neither of these two men have come out on the winning end of a match tonight one zero goes away" says Sebastian.
"You know that both of these guys want to pull off the win big time tonight" says KJ.
"As long as it's not the Lucky Losing Loser I'm fine" says James.
Damien goes to lock up with Sidney and Damien quickly gets in a front face lock. Sidney tries to fight out of with a couple of slaps to the stomach but Damien lifts him up before hitting a modified suplex from that front face lock position ... 1 ... kick out. Damien follows up grabbing Sidney in to an arm bar on the floor as Sidney tries to fight out. Sidney gets to his feet but gets a knee to the ribs for his troubles as Damien sets him up for the Falling Star. Sidney though spins and hits a head scissors throwing Damien into the ropes and outside the ring. Sidney follows going for the corkscrew plancha ... Damien quickly moves out of the way allowing Sidney to fall by himself hard on the outside. Damien throws Sidney into the ring as he goes for the cover ... 1 ... 2 .. kick out. Damien grabs Sidney up and whips him into the turn buckle. Damien then fallows hitting a running clothesline in the corner followed by a head and arm throw when Sidney bounced back ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out.
"Ouch Damien just threw Sidney and didn't allow Sidney to even use his arms to break the fall" says Sebastian.
"Damien showing some solid skills here as he beats up the circus act" says James.
"Come on what's your problem with Sidney he likes a little Rock N' Roll what's the problem" asks KJ.
"He isn't a wrestler" replies James snootily.
Damien follows up grabbing Sidney in a chin lock as he pulls on Sidney on the middle of the ring. Sidney tries to power his way out but Damien quickly shoves him back down and continues pulling at Sidney. Sidney grabs an arm as he tries to guide his way up but eats a giant knee to the ribs. Damien follows up lifting up Sidney ... falling star hits ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out. Damien seems annoyed at that as he grabs Sidney for the Downward Spiral ... Sidney counters in the middle of the lift hitting a huge drop kick to the chest to get off. Damien gets to his feet but Sidney goes running at him for a clothesline Damien ducks and lifts him up for a Power Bomb. Sidney counters with a huge hurricarana ... 1 ... 2 .. kick out. Damien is quickly up as he runs at Sidney for a clothesline but Sidney ducks and hits a reverse face buster on Damien ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out. Sidney leaps up to the top rope as he does an air guitar riff before going for the STAGE DIVE-NO DAMIEN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY.
... 1 ...
... 2 ...
... kick out.
"WOW I thought Sidney was done after he failed that but he's still got fight left in him" says KJ.
"Not enough to actually win this match clearly" says James.
"I wouldn't say that it looks like Damien is getting frustrated" says Sebastian.
Damien argues with the ref before picking up Sidney who he lifts up for the Downward Spiral ... DOWNWARD SPIRAL CONNECTS!
... 1 ...
... 2 ...
... 3 ...
"Winner of this match as a result of pin fall Damien Cage" says the announcer.
Damien celebrates his first victory in TWF as Sidney is out of it on the canvas hugging the ropes.
"Like I said Sidney never stood a chance against any ACTUAL wrestler" says James.
"Oh shut up Sidney gave it a hard fight but missing that Stage Dive ended his night" says KJ.
Terry and Jeremy's Strange Journey Part 3: Hellfire Explorers
We're back at the gym with Terry dressed up in the zebra suit along with Jeremy whose in full black boxing robe with it covering his head.
"Terry why do I have to wear this" asks Jeremy as he pulls at the cuffs of his robe.
"We have to make a good impression now look you have to fight" says Terry looking at Jeremy in the eyes ... but Jeremy is looking at the floor so Terry's reclining his neck.
"Of course don't worry I've got this" says Jeremy as he pulls up the robe to reveal a paper in his hand.
"Good we need confidence ... what's that in your hand" asks Terry as looks at the paper which Jeremy proceeds to hand to him.
"Just my will so after Jeff kills me can you go talk to my banker I really didn't get the time in between hyperventilating, panic attacks, and puking in fear" says Jeremy with a smile.
"... You didn't happen to use what I gave you a couple weeks ago" asks Terry.
"... Of course not" says Jeremy who looks up and you saw a giant amount of white powder next to his nose.
"Their's white powder on your knows" says Terry pointing at his face.
"... Powdered Donuts I love me some powdered donuts" says Jeremy.
"... Alright then you remember the game plan" questions Terry.
"Don't worry stick and move never be where he wants me to be while I'll always be where he doesn't want me to be" answers Jeremy as he starts hopping around.
"Alright then I'll try to bail you out if things go south" says Terry.
And just at that moment arrived "THE GOD OF DEATH" JEFF KILLINGTON along with his valet Messiah as they walk up to Terry and Jeremy who has his head down ... in what appears to be a prayer.
Terry looks at Jeff and hands out his hand for a hand shake ... JEFF just stares at it as if it was vomit or something equally disgusting. Terry quickly pulls his hand back sheepishly deciding to look away from the scary giant and towards the valet.
"Alright the rules of the match will be as foll-" starts Terry before Jeff grunts.
"Yes the rules will be No Disqualifications, Referee Stoppages aren't allowed, If you're fighter attempts to leave the ring in what Jeff considers a cowardly display Jeff will expect to be paid double ... each time that would happen" says Messiah.
"Woah Woah Woah I'm the one paying I make the rul-" starts Terry before Jeff glares at him.
"Yeah that's right don't try to pull that tough guy talk on Terry he isn't scar-" starts Jeremy before Terry shoves his hand over his mouth to shut him up.
"I'm sorry just a joke that we wanted to tell of course Jeff get's to pick the rules of the match as the gracious guy that he is for coming here to help us" says Terry.
Jeremy looks at Terry shocked trying to say ten thousand different things at once before holding back to speak once he collects his thoughts whispering.
"Terry in a normal match he kills me ... but at least I can have a burial and my parents can see my body one last time ... but in a hardcore match he'll rip me in half probably pull out all my organs and then eat th-" whispers Jeremy before he's cut off with a grunt.
"Sorry about that Jeff just wanted to tell you Humans don't tend to taste all that good" says Messiah with a cheerful grin clearly enjoying the effect in has in Jeremy and Terry who have fear all over there eyes.
"... alright Jeremy I'll make sure to get your will given" says Terry as Jeff makes his way into the ring the red haired giant who was known for suffering a grand total of two losses by a legitimate finish in an over twenty year career. Over that having clean victories over the likes of Asheel Din, Kenny Dentons, Lance Raters, Psycho Raters, Thresh Crash, and virtually anybody important in TWF/E lore.
... And we'll be back next time with
Terry and Jeremy's Strange Journey Part 4: ?
(Ain't No Rest For the Wicked by Cage The Elephant)
"This is a singles match scheduled for one fall introducing first from San Diego, California at five foot nine and weighing in at one hundred thirty pounds Crystal "Ice" McKnight" says the announcer.
"Crystal McKnight asked for this match and her opponent did the same Rita Daniels" says Sebastian.
"These two got into a conflict last week when Rita attacked Crystal for being submitted by Hana problem is Rita herself was about to tap to Crystal" says KJ.
"That's all hearsay Rita was about to bust out of that move" says James.
(Think I'm Sick by Icons For Hire)
"And her opponent from Los Angeles, California at five foot nine and weighing in at one hundred twenty nine pounds "The Future Icon" Rita Daniels" says the announcer.
"Man when you look at the stats both girl come from California, both weight in at one hundred thirty or just a pound off, and both are the same height at five foot nine quite similar" says James.
"If you ignore their personalities or anything else that works but you could not find two people more different then Crystal and Rita" says Sebastian.
"Rita has a rare fire that you don't often see it's a desire to prove superiority and their's a certain dominating charisma that she has similar to her Idol Lance Raters" says KJ.
The two stare off talking trash to each other loudly and not being particularly selective with their insults. Finally Rita slaps Crystal across the face actually staggering Crystal a bit. Rita yells out Crystal some more before Crystal gives a giant hay maker like slap which drops Rita hard to the canvas. Rita is quickly up right into one clothesline before being dropped by a second clothesline. Rita goes for a third but Rita ducks under and hits a hard forearm to the back of Crystal followed by going for a back slide ... 1 ... 2 kick out. Rita follows whipping Crystal into the ropes but Crystal counters throwing Rita. Rita bounces back going for a running knee smash but Crystal catches it and hits a spine buster ... 1 ... 2 kick out. Crystal follows grabbing Rita for the Crystalizer but Rita counters sweeping out one leg similar to how Crystal had done to her last week and FUTURE LOCK.
"She's got it early RITA's GOT THE FUTURE LOCK IN PLACE" Yells out Sebastian.
"Wow Rita used that very same leg sweep Crystal got on her last week to lock in her own Future Lock" says KJ.
"This is just the difference in drive between these two" says James.
Rita tries to secure the hold turning Crystal away from the ropes but Crystal kicks Rita off mid turn and she legs go of the Future Lock and falls out of the ring. Rita takes her time outside arguing with a fan as she recoups she turns to go the ring MISSILE DROP KICK to the outside as both girls are out. Crystal follows up grabbing Rita and whipping her hard into the barricade and follows as Rita falls to a seated position going for a shining wizard but Rita ducks out of the way. Rita follows up going for the Icon Blast but Crystal sweeps her legs from under her and goes for the CRYSTALZIER as Rita tries to fight out of it. Rita finally makes the turn just as the referee counts ...
... 10 ...
"This match is a draw as a result of count out" says the announcer.
Crystal let's go the Crystalizer in shock not having heard the referee count.
"This match ends in a draw after neither paid attention the the referees counting" says Sebastian
"These two have some animosity between them to be entirely honest it might even be from before what happened last week" says KJ.
Crystal looks around the ring is shock as Rita gets up ... and CLOTHESLINES Crystal from behind bouncing her head off the ring apron.
"What the hell is Rita doing" says Sebastian.
"She's giving some pay back" says KJ.
Rita goes to grab Crystal but gets thrown to the floor and Crystal starts throwing huge punches on the ground. Finally they are split up by two backstage employees who hold them back from attacking each other.
Liza Liza comes down the ramp with a mic.
"Okay girls you can stop now ... I've got a PLAN" says Liza.
"I can't wait to hear what this plan is" says James sarcastically.
"Neither can I the future Mrs. Crash is just so brilliant" says KJ.
"No you just got counted out and this all started with a submission" says Liza.
"Thank you captain obvious" says James.
"Shut up I want to hear more" replies KJ.
"So I thought SUBMISSIONS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH" says Liza Liza with a grin.
"GENIUS GE-NI-US" yells out KJ with a smile.
"Yes that was such a hard conclusion to see coming I'm sure everybody at him is in shock" says James.
"Either way we have a huge match at Re-Lapse and these two are going to put on a war" says Sebastian.
Rita and Crystal stare off outside the ring with Rita yelling threats out as the both eventually take their leave.
Backstage
Lance is walking over the GM's Office to see the body guard back from TWF:Turbo I and the two seem to have a staring match Lance clearly not in the best of moods and The Body Guard clearly stills remembers what happened last time they met.
"What do you want fuck face" says Lance angrily as he shoves the body guard back towards the door.
"El Jefe would like to see you" says The Body Guard. "I will expect you to be respectful it's rare El Jefe meets somebody face to face"
"Fuck Face how about you go suck a dick somewhere else while IMPORTANT people talk" says Lance as he walks into the room to see a man in the casual evil villain pose of sitting on a swivel chair backwards.
"Welcome Lance I just wanted to talk" says El Jefe as he turns around to reveal ...
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That he's entirely covered in a pitch black lighting concealing who he is.
"... WHAT" says Lance annoyed. "How do you even do that"
"When you are as powerful as my self Lance this isn't hard to do" says El Jefe. "Now we have a problem see I brought you in ... gave you every privilege imaginable ... and you aren't even close to my expectations"
"Your expectations" says Lance "You think I gave a DAMN about your expectations"
"... This whole company was formed because of my expectations ... you would do well remembering that" replies El Jefe calmly.
"OH WE GOT A FUNNY GUY please continue ... ARE YOU TRYING TO THREATEN ME" snarls Lance angrily in a sudden shift.
"It's not a threat but a ... tip ... that said I think it's best that from now on you will be barred from making any decisions, any of your decisions will be subject to being erased once looked into, and finally this will be our last conversation in the foreseeable future." says El Jefe. "... Sense you most likely know my identity ... I have to make sure that you can't squeal or everything I've worked for will be destroyed"
"... FUCK YOU YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BE PUSHED AROUND ... I HAVE AN IRON CLAD CONTRACT DUMB ASS ... I CAN LEAVE WHENEVER I WANT" Lance is straight up just yelling like a beast at this point. "AND I'LL BE LEAVING WITH YOUR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ON MY WAIST"
At this Lance goes to leave but the door is opened by ... none other then Carter Sullivan.
"YOU WOULD REPLACE ME WITH THIS LOSER" yells out Lance as Carter seems a bit shocked if anything. Lance angrily leaves slamming the door behind him.
Carter just stares on a bit shocked before gaining back his confidence.
"So Carter I believe ... What do you want" asks El Jefe.
"When will I get MY title shot" says Carter. "It was promised to me by that psycho for helping him out"
"Yeah a shot at the challenger series you and Jessie both" says El Jefe.
"So When" questions Carter.
"At Re-Lapse of course ... and Carter remember one thing ... I'm searching for a new ... face you can say" says El Jefe and with a sick grin that could be seen on his shadowed exterior he continued "If you win impressive ... I'm more then willing to take another look"
(Made In Heaven by Queen)
Lance Raters walks down to the ring with rage clearly all around him as he yells at the crowd on his way to the ring jacket flying around on his way over.
"Oh boy I don't think Lance is happy" says KJ.
"That isn't hard to notice with what we've just heard all of Lance's power with the higher up is GONE" says Sebastian.
"Not a smart choice by El Jefe is you ask me" says James.
Lance grabs a mic on his way to the ring his steps clearly heard as he walks up the steel steps.
"I'm not going to make a giant rant John Carson get out here NOW" says Lance.
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"You won't like the CONSEQUENCES if you don't come out here" says Lance.
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(Hero by Skillet)
John Carson comes down to the ring and he's enjoying this with what appears to be a smile on his face.
"Sorry I just forgot ... what power do you have?" asks John mirth clearly in his voice. "Don't you remember what just happened I can remind you"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA!" belts out Lance. "You think I NEED corporate power you don't talk to a THIRTEEN TIME WORLD CHAMPION LIKE THAT ... Three Year World Championship Reign tell me what championship do you have"
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"That's right NONE" says Lance. "Rater's Revenge ... is a REAL thing"
"You want to lose a third time just ask" says John.
"That's funny lightning strikes twice and yet get an ego but that's fine this match you won't be able to get another fluke ... our match will be at Re-Lapse and it will be under NO DISQUALIFICATION Rules" says Lance. "... But the real stipulation to win by pin fall IT NEEDS TO BE A FIVE COUNT"
"GENIUS do you not see that their is no way John can get a fluke victory this time" says James.
"That said I don't think John minds this stipulation three straight wins over LANCE would be huge and this time nobody can call it luck" says KJ.
John Carson looks on at Lance before giving his answer.
"AGREED" says John with a serious sound of determination clearly in his voice.
Lance and John stare at each other several yards away from each other but the intensity can clearly be seen.
"John agrees and with that we have a huge match at Re-Lapse can John prove that his victories were real or will Lance prove that he isn't getting soft" says Sebastian.
Lance and John are still staring off neither even blinking for what seems to be minutes before John raises his hands to the crowd and leaves as Lance stares at his back.
"I'll be honest here Lance was getting lazy if you ask me but El Jefe has lit a FIRE under his ass and Lance is going to want to prove that he is what he claims to be a "Living Legend".
(Peace Maker by Sonata Arctica)
"This is a four on four tag team match scheduled for one fall introducing first from Rome, Italy at six foot four and weighing two hundred thirty one pounds the reigning TWF North American Championship "The Peace Maker" Ceaser Drake" says the announcer.
"This match is literally going to be huge" says Sebastian.
"No doubt and Ceaser claims that World's Trigger is moving onto Phase 2" says KJ.
(One Two Three by Holteer Werts)
"His partner from Las Vegas, Nevada at six feet tall and weighing in at one hundred ninety five pounds "The New Heart Break Kid" Jessie Springfield" says the announcer.
"We now know that Jessie will be at Re-Lapse challenging for the Challenger's Series" says KJ.
"The first time he didn't take the title and you have to believe he wants the title now even more" says Sebastian.
(Miseria Cantare by AFI)
"Their partner from Detroit, Michigan at six foot three and two hundred twenty pounds "The Rouge Savior" Carter Sullivan" says the announcer.
"Carter Sullivan now has to team with what is going to be his opponent in three days" says Sebastian.
"I wonder how that will affect the dynamic of this match" says James.
(Come Out and Play by The Offspring)
"And their partner from Houston, Texas at six feet tall and weighing two hundred nineteen pounds "The Nightmare of TWF" Zane Rowan" says the announcer.
"This guy ... he's deranged" says Sebastian.
"An interesting factor is just how much bigger the other team is then this one with Ceaser who isn't a small man in truth being the biggest for his team" says KJ. "While the other team has big guys like Jaden Pierce and Dan Ripley in their ranks"
"When you have a mind like Ceaser it's not his size which he beats you with" says James. "The bigger you are the harder you fall is what they say"
(Remember The Name by Fort Minor)
"Their opponents introducing first from El Paso, Texas at six feet tall and weighing two hundred thirteen pounds "The King" Shawn DeNiro" says the announcer.
"Shawn DeNiro made his return in a losing effort to Alexander Victorious" says Sebastian.
"Shawn is one of the toughest men I've ever seen you look at his match with Jonas Lazar and you know as long as he has just an ounce of fight left in him he'll keep on going" says KJ. "That said Alexander took him OUT I'm not kidding when I say that Fall of the Universe ... their's no better move in TWF"
"If Alexander can hit that Re-Lapse he'll likely leave World Champion" says James.
(Country Song by Seether)
"His partner from Nashville, Tennessee at six foot seven and weighing in at two hundred eighty five pounds "Unbreakable" Dan Ripley" says the announcer.
"Dan Ripley has been at battle with Zane Rowan ever since Zane cost him that spot in the finals and now I have word from backstage that Zane and Dan will meet up at Re-Lapse in a Match ... well not really a match more of a fight a STREET FIGHT" says KJ.
"That's going to be one great match" says Sebastian.
"And you have to believe that whoever wins that match will almost assuredly have a spot in that Devil's Playground Elimination Chamber Match" says KJ.
"I wouldn't doubt that" says James.
"Whoever comes out the victor of that World Title Match will have a huge test ahead of them" says Sebastian.
(Revolution Man by The Union Underground)
"Their partner from El Paso, Texas at six feet tall and two hundred thirty pounds "The Revolution Man" Samuel Haynes" says the announcer.
"Samuel Haynes has had his own problems with Ceaser but has taken a back seat allowing Jaden Pierce to instead take over but today he wants some revenge for himself" says Sebastian.
"This whole conflict between the three of them started when Ceaser attempted to convert them and then brutally attacked Samuel when he didn't choking the life out of him" says KJ.
"Crazy Crazy People in this Company" says James.
(Trashed and Scattered by Avenged Sevenfold)
"And their partner from Houston, Texas at six foot five and weighing in at two hundred sixty five pounds "The Piercer" Jaden Pierce" says the announcer.
This match starts going under way with Jesse going up against Shawn. The two lock up and Shawn quickly locks in a head lock as Jessie tries to fight out. Jesse goes for an elbow but Shawn doesn't let it disrupt him as he pushes Shawn into Shawn's turnbuckle. Shawn quickly tags to Samuel as Shawn whips Jesse into Samuel who hits a back body drop on Jesse. Jesse rolls around in pain as he tags in Carter who goes right after Samuel with a ring hand. Samuel ducks under it and drop kicks Carter in the back into the turn buckle chest first. Samuel follows with a second running drop kick to the back as he tags out to Jaden. Jaden lifts up Carter and goes for a suplex but Carter counters slipping out from behind and going for a neck breaker. Jaden counters that though turning them over and belly to belly suplex ... 1 ... 2 kick out.
"This match has featured frequent tags as Carter and Jaden going at it" says Sebastian.
"With three men to tag too it's no wonder that they will tag out quickly" says James.
"Man I love seeing that Belly to Belly suplex it's such a great momentum changer" says KJ.
Jaden follows up throwing Carter into the opposing turn buckle telling Ceaser to get in the ring. Instead Zane tags himself in with sick relish at displeasing Jaden as the two go to lock up. Zane though knees Jaden hard in the ribs before dropping him to his knees with a flurry of forearms to the back of the head and collar bone. Jaden is on his knees as Zane follows up hitting a hard snap DDT ... 1 ... 2 kick out. Zane drags Jaden to the ropes and tags in Ceaser as they both grab Jaden and hit a Double Snap/Spike DDT ... 1 ... 2 .. kick out. Ceaser follows turning Jaden around with a snap mare and hitting a hard knee to the back of the head. He then tags in Jesse as he grabs Jaden and Jessie hits a running low drop kick knocking him down to the canvas ... 1 ... 2 .. kick out. Jessie follows up tagging out to Carter as Jessie holds up Jaden and Carter goes for a hard punch to the face. Jaden though drops down as Carter connects with Jesse who staggers back before glaring at Carter.
"Oh boy this isn't going to be nice" says KJ.
"Tensions were already high before this' says Sebastian.
"No doubt both want that belt and their last double team attempt didn't work all that well before this one" says James.
Jessie and Carter argue in the ring Jesse claiming Carter did it on purpose. Carter yells back before Jesse tells Carter to turn around CLOTHESLINE from Dan Ripley sends Carter completely out of it ... 1 ... 2 . kick out. Dan follows up grabbing Carter up for the Falling Power Slam but Carter just manages to slip out but is still wobbly from that clothesline. Dan runs at Carter for a running shoulder block but Carter slips out of the way and Dan crashes into Jesse sending Jesse all the way over to the barricade. Zane takes a swipe at Dan who counters knocking him off the apron with a hard punch to the face. Dan turns to Ceaser who just smirks but holds his hands up ... RIGHT HOOK Dan Ripley drops Ceaser off the apron and to the floor as well. The crowd is loving it as Dan turns around right into a hard kick to the ribs fallowed by an STO from Carter Sullivan ... 1 ... kick out.
"Ouch Dan Ripley got his eye of the ball and Carter made him pay" says Sebastian.
"I tell you guys he's a thug and this proves it attacking Ceaser who made no attempt to fight back" says James.
"Maybe I should be concerned about that ... BUT I LOVED IT" says KJ with a smile.
Carter grabs Dan Ripley in a sleeper hold as he tries to wear down the big man. Dan tries to power out ripping one arm off the choke but Carter rolls so Dan is on his stomach and once again tries to get the sleeper hold. Dan rolls back getting up this his feet and then runs backward ramming Carter into the corner as Samuel tags himself in. Carter is slow to his feet as Samuel grabs him up for a Northern Lights Suplex which he lands ... 1 ... 2 . kick out. Samuel follows up going for a spring board moon sault but Carter says no to that hitting a huge forearm dropping Samuel ribs first into the ropes. Carter follows up going for the Avenger DDT from the top rope and he plants Samuel ... 1 ... 2 .. kick out. Carter glares at Samuel as he drags him to the corner to look at Jesse as they stare off before Carter tags him in. Carter grabs Samuel in a Full Nelson as he tells Jesse to go who hits a flurry of punches to ... Samuel apparently letting go of the grudge as he goes after the ribs before finishing with a punch to the jaw.
"Well it looks like Carter and Jesse for at least this match will be on the same page" says KJ.
"As El Jefe himself said the position to be his Champion is open right now and both men want that spot with all the power it entails" says Sebastian.
"I can't agree with his decision Lance was in a rough patch at worst he'll get back up" says James.
"Rough patch is threatening every member of the audience with Arson, Rape, and Murder to you?" asks KJ.
Jesse follows up grabbing Samuel and hitting the Rude Awakening ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out. Jesse goes to the top rope as he looks at the crowd. Jesse taunts the crowd as he leaps off for a Diving Elbow Drop but Samuel rolls out of the way. Jesse crashes to the canvas as Samuel looks to tag out of the match. Jesse tags in Ceaser as Samuel looks to tag in Jaden ... but Ceaser hits Samuel with a running knee drop to the back of the neck. Ceaser follows rolling Samuel back ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out. Ceaser waits for Samuel as he lifts him up for the Execution for Peace ... Samuel slips out from behind picking up Ceaser ... Argentine Neck Breaker lands as both men are out. Samuel crawls over to the ropes as he looks to tag in Jaden as Ceaser slowly gets to his feet. Samuel tags to JADEN who runs into the ring as Ceaser is slow to his feet. Jaden goes for a running clothesline but he runs right into a Peace Keeper ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out.
"Wow Jaden was looking to come in and dish out some pain but Ceaser dropped him hard with that Lariat of his" says KJ.
"Ceaser pays attention to what's going on in the ring he wasn't that dazed and Jaden payed for it" says James.
"It was really just that Jaden so wanted to get his hands on Ceaser but instead found himself on the receiving edge of a hard lariat" says Sebastian.
Ceaser follows up dragging Jaden over to his corner as he tags in Zane. Ceaser grabs Jaden up for a scoop slam but Zane hits the running one legged drop kick to the face of Jaden on the way down ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out. Zane follows up grabbing Jaden for an arm bar as he shoves Jaden down to the canvas. Jaden got up and throws Zane with a hip toss around the ring. Zane runs back at Jaden but gets caught in a Spine Buster dropping him to the canvas ... 1 ... 2 .. kick out. Jaden picks up Zane for the Trashed and Scattered but Zane slips out from behind and clips Jaden with a kick to the leg followed by a neck breaker ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out. Zane starts jumping in the ring with that evil look on his face that he wears so well. Jaden slowly gets to his feet as Zane goes for the Welcome to the Nightmare but Jaden rolls out of the way as Zane crashes into his own turn buckle. Zane turns around right into a PIERCE END as he goes for the cover.
... ...
... ...
Jaden gets up to his feet looking at the referee SWEET CHIN MUSIC from Jesse drops him. Jesse had tagged in when Zane crashed into the turn buckle and took advantage.
... 1 ...
... 2 ...
... Shawn DeNiro stops the pin.
"SHAWN DENIRO stops what could have been the end of the match" says Sebastian.
"Shawn doesn't want to leave tonight without his first victory in TWF" says KJ.
"He has nothing to be ashamed of he had Alexander beat ... the only problem was Alexander had Shawn beaten several times over" says James.
"That FOTU is SCARY I tell you" says KJ.
Jesse grabs Jaden for the Welcome To Vegas but Jaden counters grabbing Jesse and hitting a gut wrench suplex. Both men are out of it as Jesse gets up first grabbing Jaden for the Leg Drop Bull Dog but Jaden counters picking up Jesse for a Power Bomb but instead hits an elevated Power Bomb as now both men are well and out of it. Jaden rolls to tag in Shawn DeNiro as Jesse tags out to Carter. Carter goes after Shawn who ducks a clothesline as Carter turns right into a Buffalo Charge ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out. Shawn goes for the Spear right after but Carter tags in Jesse. Carter and Jesse start arguing with Jesse telling him to tag back in. The referee tries to break them up but nothing happens as outside the ring Ceaser pulls Dan Ripley off the ring apron. Dan Ripley is on his feet though as Ceaser runs away. Dan goes after Ceaser as Zane tags himself in and throws both Carter and Jesse out of the ring on top of Dan. WHO CATCHES BOTH OF THEM before grabbing Zane's hand who quickly rips it away turning back with the momentum SPEAR.
... 1 ...
... 2 ...
... Ceaser pulls Shawn off.
"Shawn nearly got his first win with an assist from Dan but Ceaser stops that" says KJ.
"Ceaser barely saved his World Trigger teammate and if they loss tonight they would lose a lot of that momentum they gained from Ceaser's rant" says James.
"Ceaser has to back up his words plain and simple" says Sebastian.
Zane tags out to Ceaser before leaping off the ropes on top of Dan Ripley finally dropping Dan to the floor outside. Ceaser locks up with Shawn DeNiro and whips him into his own turn buckle. Ceaser points at ... Samuel telling him to come in ignoring Jaden. Samuel tags himself in to Jaden's displeasure who still wanted to get his hands on Ceaser. The two lock and Ceaser quickly grabs him for the Praise God but Samuel counters into a Northern Lights Suplex. He follows up jumping to the ropes for a Spring Board Moon Sault but Ceaser rolls out of the way. Ceaser elbow smashes both Shawn and Jaden before dropping Samuel with a Peace Keeper as he was stunned on his feet trying to regain his balance ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out. Ceaser goes to lift up Samuel for the Peace Maker ... but Jaden gets into the ring running for a PIERCE END ... ON SAMUEL. Ceaser had thrown Samuel right into the path Jaden was going for as Ceaser then drops Jaden with a second Peace Keeper while he was shocked as Ceaser goes for the pin on Samuel.
... 1 ...
... 2 ...
... Shawn goes to stop the pin but Jesse grabs him by the ankle and 3 ...
"Winners of this match as a result of pin fall the team of Carter Sullivan, Jessie Springfield, Zane Rowen, and "The Peace Maker" Ceaser Drake" says the announcer.
Ceaser leaves the ring with a grin on his face as he grabs his championship. Jaden checks on Samuel who is completely out of it.
"Ceaser managed to take the victory he saw Jaden coming and threw Samuel right into the middle of the path and with Jaden shocked from what happened Ceaser was able to get him out of the ring to take the cover" says Sebastian.
"Rather remarkable considering Ceaser's team imploded right at the end" says James.
"Ceaser's a smart guy as much as I hate to compliment the psycho he's nothing else but smart" says KJ.
Terry and Jeremy's Strange Journey Part 4: Friendship is not Breakable
Jeremy is getting ready in the corner of the ring as Terry is shaking his arms trying to warm him up.
"Remember how the others beat him" says Terry.
"Be in a three on one handicap match with Rojo Bat, Psycho Raters, and Kenny Dentons?" asks Jeremy.
"The other one" replies Terry.
"KJ and James are going to be here calling the match?" questions Jeremy.
"... Give it your best" finishes Terry.
Jeff Killington and Jeremy Ellis go to the middle of the ring staring off with Terry in the middle ... or more Jeff glaring down at Jeremy who looking at Jeff's chest due to the height difference.
Jeremy STRIKES FIRST WITH A PUNCH. Jeff tries to swipe back at him but Jeremy dashes out of the way to another angle and connects with another punch. This game goes on two more times Jeremy seemingly gaining more confidence, Jeff mildly annoyed at the other hand not even moving from any of the punches.
"I've got him Terry" says Jeremy. "He can't touch me all he can do is take my punch-"
"Shut up Jeremy and keep your eyes up" replies Terry as the referee.
"Don't worry The Most Charismatic, Enigmatic, Cinema-" says Jeremy before being cut off but not by Terry.
JEFF HAS JEREMY BY THE THROAT WITH BOTH HANDS! Jeff throws Jeremy into the corner and starts throwing punches like crazy Jeremy not being able to do anything in response. Jeff hits him with two brutal body punches that make Jeremy bend over as he if was about to vomit before a CRAZY UPPERCUT! Jeremy literally flies so hard from the blow he what looks to be a head stand on the top turn buckle before crashing back down on to the turn buckle. Jeff meanwhile took a step back and finished the God Combo with a huge big boot in the corner.
Jeremy stays on his feet though walking over to Terry
"tic thing goi-" says Jeremy before being cut off by dropping on top of Terry looking as if the match was done already.
Terry and Jeremy's Strange Journey Part 5: ?
"Well ... that was rather obvious result" says Sebastian.
"Poor guy he really should have seen that coming" says KJ.
"He deserves it what the hell was he thinking talking while facing Jeff" says James.
(Last Resort by Papa Roach)
"Please welcome to the ring "Mr. Senor" Lanza Raters and "GIGANTE" Escudo Raters La Familia Raters" says the announcer.
The Two Step Brothers walk down to the ring together midst the crowd booing them.
"These two have been all around claiming that they are the rightful number one contenders to the belts" says Sebastian.
"Yeah off of Escudo's win in a singles match they want a tag team championship match" says KJ.
Lanza gets into the ring and grabs the mic.
"We are here to tell the world something" says Lanza. "And it's that we are the rightful challengers and the champions are ducking us"
"What" says KJ.
"He's completely right The Alpha Dogs haven't responded to La Familia Raters challenge" says James.
"Yes except you know THE Wilson's exist" says KJ.
"That is why we are on STRIKE and we will not LEAVE this ring until we get our title shots" says Lanza.
"What" says KJ once again.
"And trust me nobody is getting Escudo out of this ring" says Lanza.
(Narrow Escape by Celldweller)
The New Dudleys instead make there was to the entrance ramp before grabbing a mic on the way to the ring.
"Can you repeat that" asks Syn.
"WE ARE ON STRI-" says Lanza before being cut off.
"NOBODY GIVES A FUCK" says Rev.
"YOU JUST ASK-" says Lanza before being cut off.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" yells out Syn as Lanza is getting angry in the ring. "Brother are you hearing this clown thinking this is over when HE SAYS IT's OVER"
"Dumb bitches don't know us" says Rev.
"EXACTLY it's OVER WHEN WE SAY IT'S OVER got that?" questions Syn.
"You two better run before I get Es-" says Lanza before he's cut off.
"NOBODY GIVES A FUCK" yells out Rev again as Lanza is full on RAGE mode now.
"THEN DON'T ASK QUESTIONS" yells back Lance.
"Dumb bitch thinks we are asking questions Syn" says Rev to Syn.
"This isn't a question at Re-Lapse your asses are ours and after we've finished destroying both of you we'll take the titles" says Syn.
"You want a match alright that's fine I'll set up the stipulations" says Lanza.
"Didn't he just say they were on strike till they got a title shot" says KJ.
"Well now they've changed their mind" says James.
"Go Ahead we can beat you in ANY MATCH" says Syn.
"Alright let go for a LADDER Match ... good luck getting up a ladder fat asses" says Lanza.
"You think it's hard to climb a ladd-" says Rev before he's cut off in a turnabout.
"NOT DONE" says Lanza with a smirk. "Also all the money we have earned through these last two months will be the prize" says Lanza.
"If you wanted to give us all your money just say so we don't mind" says Rev.
"And last but not least if you lose you have to kiss our boots ... this isn't going both ways after all you're the ones who want this match" says Lanza with an air of cockiness surrounding him.
"That's fine" says Rev.
"Because ONE We aren't losing TWO IT isn't hard to force you to kiss these boots" says Syn.
After that both teams just stare off glaring at each other and this match has huge ramifications for the title picture.
"One more match to Re-Lapse La Familia Raters will take on The New Dudleys in a Ladder Match with huge consequences for the losers especially The Dudley's" says Sebastian.
"They wanted the match they shouldn't have a problem with this" says James.
"I wouldn't say that it seems more like Lanza suckered them into agreeing to his rules" says KJ.
Backstage with Stan.
"It's Stan here with a guest who's got a large amount of gold on his waist THE TWF WORLD CHAMPION Kevin Stone" says Stan as Kevin makes it into the picture. "I guess the obvious question what do you do against the Fall Of The Universe"
"... Is that some type of joke question" asks Kevin.
"Uhh no" says Stan.
"... It's a real big secret only taught in the monk temple up in Tibet want to know what it's called in English .. AVOID IT" says Kevin. "If he doesn't hit it what happens"
"Uhh thanks for answering so another question how do you feel about Alexander being the referee" says Stan.
"He's lucky I've gotten some patience if not I'd kick his ass when he dares show up" says Kevin. "He thinks that I'm supposed to fear the Fall Of The Universe ... Get The Hell Out With That I'm WORLD CHAMPION you know what that means in this company as Lance would say it I'm "King of the Mountain" or "Conquering King" whatever he wants to use" says Kevin as he flaunts the belt to cheers from the crowd even though their are some boos mixed in there just not very noticeable.
"Alexander can think every single day of the week he can win if he lands that FOTU but on Sunday at Re-Lapse IT WON'T" says Kevin as he walks off.
(Bourne To Win)
"This is a singles match scheduled for one fall introducing first from-" says the announcer but he's cut off.
Jack Krueger attacks him from behind throwing him face first into the steel side of the Titantron. Jack Krueger then grabs him and rams him into the steel ring post before throwing him into the ring. He waits for Maestro to get to his feet and HARDCORE TELEVISION CHAMPION TO THE FACE! Jack Krueger doesn't stop there stomping on Maestro Negro repeatedly as he yells at him.
"Come on Jack don't do this" says Sebastian.
"You hypocrite when Negro attacked Jack it was all fine and dandy but Jack getting his revenge it's suddenly a bad thing" says James.
"Wow he actually sort of has a point this time" says KJ.
Jack Krueger grabs up Maestro Negro and drops him with a second shot to the face from the belt before lifting the championship.
"You thought could trick Good Ol' Jack did you" says Jack Krueger. "You thought I wouldn't hear the rumors find out the little trick ... I bet these idiots in the crowd don't understand but professor Jack the best brawler show you just how these masked freaks walk around"
"Run The Clip" says Jack Krueger with a smirk on his face.
We are seen a clip which is actually divided in two it suddenly stops on Maestro Negro and a red circle appears on the arm. It shows a scar on one but no scar on the other clip.
"Wait is this what I think it is" says Sebastian.
"Jack Krueger out foxed them he figured out it wasn't one Maestro Negro" says James.
Jack Krueger stomps on Maestro Negro again with a cocky smirk on his face.
"So why don't you show yourself you faker and I'll let you have a match I'm asking for the first one out of the two by the way the one that doesn't have a scar" says Krueger.
The lights suddenly turn off.
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"Come on show YOURSELF COWARD" says Jack.
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"You figured it out congrats ... but you're wrong" says a dark gavely voice.
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"Show YOURSELF" yells Jack.
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"You're right their isn't just one Maestro Negro but you're wrong it's not two ... it's THREE" says a more familiar voice.
Two more Maestro Negro's show up one in front of Krueger the other one behind him. Both show their arms to show NO scar as the one in front of him Jack pulls off the mask to reveal ... JACK EVANS.
"I'm Back " says Jack Evans as the crowd pops.
Jack Krueger stares at Evan's waving around his two fingers saying their's just two. Jack Krueger attacks Evans but he's turned around from behind MEXICAN SPIRT from Maestro Negro as he turns around into MEXICAN SPIRIT FROM JACK EVANS.
"I'm not sure if you can hear me and it's great if you don't because it'll send the message at Re-Lapse I'm putting in my Rematch clause and it's going to be a KNOCK OUT Match ... that's right I'm going to do the same thing you did to me right back TO YOU ... VETE PARA El CARAJO"
"WOW this has been SHOCKING" says Sebastian.
"You're telling me more twists and turns then I could see coming" says KJ.
"Those punks are still acting like thugs" says James.
Terry and Jeremy's Strange Journey Part 5: Morto Che Cammina (Dead Man Walking)
Jeremy is grabbed off of Terry by Jeff and punched in the stomach. Jeremy drops to the floor clearly just about done as Jeff stomps on him repeatedly.
"Jeff I think you've wo-" says Terry before Jeff glares at him forcing Terry back in fright.
Jeff picks up Jeremy by the arm before whipping him into the ropes. Jeremy bounces back as Jeff lifts him up in a military press and drops him straight onto Jeff's shoulder bending him in half. Jeremy is lifeless as Jeff follows hitting a running power slam into the corner before turning around and hitting a Reverse Pile Driver down to the canvas.
"Yeah this match is do-" starts Terry again but is cut off a second time. "Your call of course"
Jeff grabs Jeremy up for a Choke Slam and CHOKE SLAM is nailed right into the canvas Jeremy is completely gone at this point.
"Je-" says Terry but once again Jeff puts a glare stopping him from moving.
Jeff whips Jeremy into the turn buckle as Jeremy falls head first onto the second buckle as he's definitely done at this point. Jeff grabs the ropes and starts booting him in the ground choking the life out of the lifeless young man. Terry is now starting to get annoyed as he goes to grab Jeff but one looks is enough to stop. Jeff then grunts which Messiah quickly translates.
"You do that one more time and he'll start hitting you too" says Messiah.
"You know what I heard he talks what kind of retcon is this" says Terry as Jeff grunts in reply.
"He has a sore throat" says Messiah.
"Well if he's sick then he can't compe-" starts Terry.
"Nope sorry he actually said you're not worth the effort to talk to" corrects Messiah.
"Well that's ... rude" says Terry.
While this was all happening Jeff was battering Jeremy with elbows as Jeremy is a crimson mess at this point unmoving. Finally TERRY HAS ENOUGH AND RIPS JEFF OFF THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING IN RAGE! ... Or that's what he intended to do instead he pulled Jeff back maybe a bit and Jeff grabbed him by the throat.
"END OF ROUND END OF ROUND" says Terry spazzing out.
"What?" asks Jeff finally talking for once.
"You know End of Round" answers Terry. "We have a break now" explains Terry.
"... I expect to be paid double" says Jeff as he walks of to his corner.
Terry drags Jeremy to the corner sitting him on the steel as he talks to the dread locked virtual corpse.
"Alright Jeremy how do you feel" asks Terry.
"... I quit" replies Jeremy no longer having any fire or any hope.
"You quit the match" asks Terry.
"No ... I quit wrestling what the hell am I trying to do Terry?" asks Jeremy. "I'm a commentator not a wrestler"
"Look getting beat up by Jeff isn't anything to be ashamed of" replies Terry.
"I was done the second he touched me" says Jeremy.
"Again nothing to be ashamed of I probably would last the same" says Terry.
"Look I'm just done tell them I'm sorry Terry I let you dow-" says Jeremy before he gets slapped across the face.
"YOU DIDN'T LET ME DOWN" yells Terry at Jeremy.
"But I did you had so much faith in m-" says Jeremy before being slapped again.
"I didn't have faith in you not one bit I expected you to come in pay me and then quit on the very FIRST DAY" says Terry to a shocked Jeremy. "I was done Jeremy I couldn't continue in TWF I wasn't what I wanted to be I was ready to give up take your money and live on what I've earned so far who knows maybe get a nine to five job" says Terry.
"Terry ..." replies Jeremy trying to find the right words.
"But dammit I saw you running these ropes with all you could give, I saw you get dropped and get right back up asking for more, and when you saw Jeff Killington I'm not ashamed to admit I was pissing my pants but YOU SAID YOU HAD A CHANCE AT WINNING" says Terry. "So what the hell am I doing if you're willing to take on Jeff while I run away from my dreams I was ready to let down the faith everybody had in ME but you proved me wrong now let me do the same for YOU" responds.
"Terry ... I get what your saying and it's great n' all but I'm not cut out for th-" starts Jeremy before being cut off by another slap on his now read cheek.
"Say it with You're The Most Charismatic" says Terry.
"Look I know what you're doing but it's not going to wor-" tries Jeremy again only to get slapped again.
"YOU'RE THE MOST CHARISMATIC" belts out Terry.
"i'm the most charismatic" says Jeremy clearly not feeling it but not wanting to get slapped again.
"ENIGMATIC" says Terry.
"Enigmatic" as Jeremy seems to be getting more positive.
"CINEMATIC" yells out Terry.
"CINEMATIC" yells back Jeremy getting amped up.
"THING GOING ON TODAY" yells out both together this time as Jeff and Messiah on the other side seem to be vaguely unnerved at that sequence as Jeremy jumps to his feet.
"I CAN DO IT TERRY I'M NOT DONE YE-" says Jeremy before being cut off and pushed back in to the chair.
"Let's recover for a bit while I talk with them" says Terry.
Terry walks over to them and you can see him pull out some cash.
Terry and Jeremy's Strange Journey Part 6: ?
Backstage
Hana and Katrina are being forced to in different pink chairs as Liza Liza is in between them with a large smile on her face. In the middle of them is a table with a pink cake on it and TWF Women's Championship in front of it.
"Okay girls this is going to be the first episode of Liza Liza Chat Chat" says Liza. "First though we would just like to announce a Ten man ba- wait Thirteen Man Battle Royal for a spot at the Devil's Playground Championship Chamber Match" says Liza.
"Just get on with this" says Hana.
"You're not a pretty dolly are you" asks Katrina with sick glee as Hana glares at the Banshee.
"Alright first question what do you think of the other" says Liza.
"Dumb bitch ... whose admittedly tough so I'll be looking forward to our match" says Hana.
"A scared pretty dolly" answers Katrina.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY" says Hana as she walks over to her but Liza Liza gets in between them.
"Let's get to the second question what does that Women's Championship mean to you" asks Liza.
"A Beautiful beacon that all the little pretty dollies want" says Katrina.
"The Crown that makes me queen and more importantly in makes ME the target and the means more people to fight" says Hana with a grin.
"Alright then last question how do you expect to win this Sunday" asks Liza Liza one last time.
"I'm going to break a little girl and make her scream with me" says Katrina and the sadistic tone isn't even close to hidden as she says make them scream.
"How ... well how about I show you" says Hana as she tackles Katrina to the ground.
Hana hits Katrina with some hard punches staggering her but Katrina kicks her away as Katrina gets to her feet. Katrina grabs Hana but Hana drops to the floor and drop toe holds Katrina RIGHT INTO THE CAKE OH THE HUMANITY! Katrina is blinded as she tries to wipe it off her face SPINNING BACK FIST! Katrina is down on the canvas mask covered by the cake as Hana looks at the belt.
"That's how I'm going to win" says Hana to Liza as she walks off.
Katrina is still unconscious on the ground.
Terry and Jeremy's Adventure Part 6: Ruby Skies
Terry walks over to Jeff and Messiah on the other side of the ring. Jeff is simply sitting down on a stool while Messiah wipes off Jeremy's blood which is wrapped around his hand.
"Alright how much do you want to take a fall" says Terry as he pulls out the band while Jeremy seems to be looking at stars in the corner distracted.
"You think Jeff would accept a loss to that failure" says Messiah.
"It's not even a real match tell me" says Terry.
"He would nev-" says Messiah before being cut off by a grunt. "He wants ten time the amount"
"How about five" replies Terry.
"How about Jeff hurts you" replies Messiah.
"Fine two hundred thousand I'm taking a loss of money right now for training him" says Terry as Jeff grunts.
"First off you already agreed to pay him double so it's actually four hundred thousand by anyways he said ONE HUNDRED TIMES" says Messiah.
"FOUR MILLION ... I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY" yells a panicking Terry as Jeff grunts in response.
"Jeff says he wants to try out his new back flip Reverse Pile Driver anyways" says Messiah.
"You won't threaten me" says Terry until Jeff grunts again.
"Oh sorry he meant to say back flip from the TOP ROPE" says Messiah clearly playing with Terry at this point.
"I will not be threatened" says Terry gritting his teeth as Jeff grunts.
"Sorry I have to go you see he saw some rookie wrap barbed wire on his hand" says Messiah as she grabs around at Jeff's hand. "And accidentally blind somebody ... Jeff wants to show just how it's done on purpose to the audience"
"... FINE ... I can't pay it now but I'll win that World Championship and then I'll have enough money to pay you back" says Terry with some genuine confidence in his face as he says it.
"You can't expect Jeff too take your wo-" says Messiah before she's cut off by Jeff grunting. "Fine get the match started" finishes Messiah.
Terry goes back to Jeremy to tell him the good news as Jeremy jumps to his feet staring eye to eye with Terry.
Terry and Jeremy's Strange Journey Part 7: ?
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Terry and Jeremy's Strange Journey Part 7: Bloody .50$ Marathon
Jeremy and Jeff stare eye to eye in the middle of the ring with Terry right between them.
Jeremy
Jeff
"The Black Mamba"
"The God of Death"
"The Most Charismatic, Enigmatic, Cinematic Thing Going Today"
"The Most Dominant Wrestler EVER"
The two both pull back and UPPER CUT FROM HELL!
Jeremy is completely out of it on the floor as Jeff looks down at him. Jeff starts nudging him to get back up.
"What the hell is he doing" says Terry to Messiah.
"He thought the loser could take it" says Messiah.
"I'M NOT DONE" says Jeremy as he slowly claims to his feet staring at Jeff and Jeremy is busted open once again.
Jeremy then takes a wild swing which taps at Jeff's chest before falling to the mat completely gone at this point. Jeff looks at this before suddenly falling to his knees then slowly lying onto his back gingerly.
"I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED" says Jeff as he drops his arms.
"... What" asks Terry in disbelief at the display as he stares at Messiah asking for an answer.
"You expected him to know how to fake a loss ... HIM" replies Messiah as she points at Jeff who seemed to be pantomiming his death in the ring.
"... Good Point" says Terry.
Jeremy crawls over and covers Jeff with one hand over him.
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JEREMY JUMPS TO HIS FEET IN CELEBRATION.
"I DID IT I WON I'M A TWF SUPERSTAR I'M THE BEST AROUND NO ONE'S EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN" yells out Jeremy as Jeff quickly gets to his feet and walks off as Jeremy either ignored the blatant intentional loss or simply couldn't comprehend it with all that blood loss.
"YOU DID IT" says Terry clapping even he gets into it.
"YOU AND ME TERRY WE'RE GOING TO BE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!" yells out Jeremy with a smile on his face as he does a back flip from the top turn buckle. Then falls to the ground unconcious from the beating he took.
Terry and Blake's Strange Journey: END
(Zero by Varsity Fanclub)
"This is a singles match scheduled for one fall please welcome your special guest referee "The Last Emperor" Alexander Victorious" says the announcer.
"Alexander Victorious has to call this match right down to the middle or he'll lose his title shot" says Sebastian.
"It's that corrupt Liza who did this I'm sure she has a grudge against Alexander" says James.
"Liza Liza could never be CORRUPTED" says KJ yelling at James.
(Switchback by Celldweller)
"Introducing first from Peach Creek at six foot four and two hundred sixty four pounds he is the reigning TWF Challenger's Series Champion "The New Age Ice Dude" David Williams Jr." says the announcer.
"David Williams has a huge opportunity while this match may be non title if he can pull out the win he might get a title shot before even finishing the ten title defense necessary to get a title shot" says Sebastian.
"It really is David Williams Jr. must have a huge fan back home in his father" says KJ.
"A jobber father makes a jobber son I guarantee you that" says James.
(Testify by Rage Against The Machine)
"And his opponent from Manhattan, New York at six foot three and weighing in at two hundred thirty one pounds the reigning TWF World Champion "The Lone Wolf" Kevin Stone" says the announcer.
"Kevin Stone is our World Champion and while he has detractors on several occasions he's proven just why he earned that title" says Sebastian.
"How probably through being that corrupt woman's boy toy" says James. "They can't fool me"
"Don't you dare imply that she isn't the future Mrs. Crash" says KJ at James.
The two lock up as Alexander looks closely at the action maybe a bit too closely unnerving Kevin as David takes advantage grabbing Kevin in a full nelson from behind. Kevin counters slipping out from under and elbowing David in the ribs followed by a snap mare. Kevin then hits a drop kick to the back knocking the other champion to the canvas face first ... 1 ... kick out. Alexander is still obnoxiously close to Kevin at times being nearly on top of the very slightly bigger man. Kevin shoves Alexander away who raises his hands up as if he hadn't done anything which technically he hadn't done anything. Kevin turns around right into a spear knocking him down to the canvas ... 1 ... 2 kick out. David followed up grabbing the World Champion Kevin in a Boston Crab as he turns Kevin over onto his back and Alexander gleefully goes face to face with Kevin asking him if he wanted to tap.
"That Alexander's abusing a loop hole" says Sebastian.
"What are you talking about Alexander is just diligently watching his future opponents health" says James.
"Bullshit" says KJ.
Alexander continues being right on top of the action as Kevin tries to find a way out. Alexander keeps on barking out if Kevin wants to tap until Kevin turns to the side pushing David right at Alexander. They collide causing Alexander to fumble back as Kevin rolls him up ... 1 ... 2 kick out. Kevin follows up going for the Rise Against but David counters throwing Kevin back into Alexander. Kevin immediately yells at Alexander and gets dropped by a back suplex for his trouble. Kevin clearly can't concentrate and David takes full advantage grabbing in a rear cross face pulling back on Kevin who tries to fight out. Kevin gets to his feet and hits David with a couple elbows to the ribs bending him over and hitting the Fameasser ... 1 ... 2 . kick out. Alexander goes into Kevin's face saying that it was just two obnoxiously as Kevin turns around Ice Rush ... 1 ... 2 .. kick out.
"Kevin needs to stop being concerned about Alexander, David is not his father he can and will win if you don't give the respect that he deserves" says KJ.
"David has been dominating as when ever Kevin looks to be gaining momentum he gets caught in a squabble with Alexander" says Sebastian.
"And that's going to cost him the match and it'll be all his fault Alexander hasn't done anything" says James.
Kevin is slow to his feet as David measures him for the Ice Spike Driver. Kevin counters though slipping out to behind David and hitting a bridging Dragon Suplex ... 1 ... 2 . kick out. David is quick to his feet going for a clothesline but Kevin ducks under as David turns around right into the Rise Against ... 1 ... 2 .. kick out. Kevin isn't done yet as he waits for David to get up looking for the Bull Hammer Elbow but David counters with a huge clothesline dropping Kevin to the canvas. David follows going to the top rope for a big time move as he looks for a Moon Sault ... KEVIN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY. David crashes into a head on the match as Kevin looks to go for the Fameasser once more. Alexander though goes to check up on David to Kevin's anger as he pushes him out of the way and goes for the Fameasser-ICE BOMB ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out.
"Kevin needs to stop enough is enough he's blowing the match through this nonsense" says Sebastian.
"This is just the hatred they have it's a special one I doubt that Re-Lapse will be the last match these two have as long as their in the same company" says KJ.
"Maybe your right but David is the one who has the most to gain tonight while Kevin has the most to lose on the other hand" says James.
David grabs Kevin for THE BLIZZARD LOCK-NO Kevin tries to fight out not letting him fully put it in. Kevin lifts up David for the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER IN A COUNTER-NO David slips out from behind and grabs ICE SPIKE DRIVER-NO Kevin pushes David away. David turns around right into the Bull Hammer Elbow ... 1 ... 2 ... kick out. Alexander yells at Kevin that it wasn't three obnoxiously as the two argue and David slowly makes it to his feet to see the two argue once more. David bounces off the ropes to the side BUZZSAW KICK-NO KEVIN CATCHES THE LEG ... LONER'S WAY!
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"Winner of this match the TWF World Champion "The Lone Wolf" Kevin Stone" says the announcer.
"Kevin played David he knew that David would go after him if he argued and that time he made David pay" says Sebastian.
"What can you say turnabout is fair play" says James.
Kevin Stone gets to his knees and celebrates looking on at David as Alexander throws off the referee shirt as he looks at Kevin looking for the Fall of the Universe quite clearly.
"Kevin don't get up you will not like the surprise" says KJ.
"How cowardly can Alexander get he's got Kevin measured" says Sebastian.
"AND HERE IT GOES ..." says James.
FALL OF THE UNIVERSE-DENIED! Kevin pushes Alexander away and out of the ring this time knowing what Alexander was going to do. Alexander rolls back in staring at Kevin for a second rush but Kevin grabs one arm ALEXANDER THROWS SALT-DENIED AGAIN! Kevin pushes the hand away as Kevin grabs Alexander for the LONER'S WAY HE LIFTS HIM UP-FALL OF THE UNIVERSE. When Kevin lifted Alexander, Alexander jumped and nailed Kevin with a Fall of the Universe to knock him down.
"No way ... it's not Kevin whose learned how to counter Alexander's Fall of the Universe it's Alexander whose learned to count KEVIN's LONERS WAY" says Sebastian.
"... Unbelieveable Alexander for the past three weeks has used every trick in the book and I believed Kevin would win in the actual match with no ambushes ... after this my opinion has been changed" says KJ.
"You all thought that it was Kevin who had improved since their second clash but it's clear now Alexander has spent more time studying tape then Kevin has" says James.
Alexander grabs the mic as he stands on top of Kevin as he grabs the TWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP from the ground.
"Kevin why do you persist their is now storybook ending at the end of the road" says Alexander. "Because this is the story of I ,ALEXANDER, who has prevailed over the treachery of those would would see to attack I ,ALEXANDER, I've, Alexander have, one last piece of advice ... don't show up this result will be the only result" says Alexander as he raises the belt even higher while placing his foot Kevin's head who hasn't moved in a while.
"You on the ground beneath ,I, Alexander, as I,ALEXANDER, raise the championship in AFTER A TRIUMPHANT VICTORY THIS IS THE ONE OUTCOME POSSIBLE" says Alexander before finishing "This is written down in the annals of history ... this is DESTINY MY, ALEXANDER'S, DESTINY" finishes Alexander as he drops the mic raising the belt to the air for all to see.
... Kevin slowly looks to make his way to his feet grabbing at Alexander pants to pull himself up. "Kevin ... the time has ended it's been FAR MORE THEN TEN SECONDS ... NOW ... FALL" says Alexander as he shoves Kevin back down by the face all the way to the canvas who simply stops the time around not even trying to get back up not having the necessary strength to get up.
"... I have no other choice but to believe him Alexander has proven time and time again that he will hit that Fall of the Universe ... and Kevin won't get up from it in anywhere near time" says KJ.
"I've told you all several times already Alexander is the NEXT WORLD CHAMPION their is now chance of him not being" says James.
"Well that will all be told three days from today at Re-Lapse" says Sebastian. "Good night from all of TWF and wish you all a good day and hope to see you join us for Re-Lapse this Sunday" finishes Sebastian.
TWF Re-Lapse Match Card
"Stone vs. Victorious III: This Ain't No Place For No Better Man"
"The Lone Wolf" Kevin Stone (C) vs. "The Last Emperor" Alexander Victorious Last Man Standing Match - For The TWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.
"Take Yourself To Higher Places"
"Unbreakable" Dan Ripley vs. "The Nightmare of TWF" Zane Rowan - Street Fight
"Drowning In the Tide of Fear"
Katrina Winters (C) vs. "The Red Tide" Hana Bishop - For the TWF Women's Championship.
"If Lightning Strikes Thrice What Do You Call It?"
"The Living Legend" Lance Raters vs. "The Phoenix" John Carson - No Disqualifications Five Count Match.
"Come .. Dogs of War"
The Alpha Dogs (C) vs. The Wilson's - Texas Tornado Rules For the TWF Tag Team Championships.
"The Dark Past Catches Up"
Jack Krueger (C) vs. "E2J" Jack Evans vs. - Knock Out Match for the TWF Hardcore Television Championship.
"Mega Caged Whirlwind Wolf"
"The Mega Music Maestro" Sidney Salazar vs. Damien Cage vs. ? (Longest reigning TWF/E Light Heavyweight Champion) vs. ? (Greatest Challenger of said champion) ? - Blast From The Future Past
"Family vs. Familia"
The New Dudleys vs. La Familia Raters - Ladder Match
"The Entrance to the True Man's World"
"The Peace Maker" Ceaser Drake vs "The Piercer" Jaden Pierce - TWF North American Championship Match Sadistic Insanity (Madness) Match
"Just Tap BITCH"
Crystal "Ice" McKnight vs. "The Future Icon" Rita Daniels - Submissions Count Anywhere Match Match
"Challenger Series 1: New Age Heart Savers"
"The New Age Ice Dude" David William's Jr (C) vs. "The New Heart Break Kid" Jessie Springfield vs. "The Rouge Savior" Carter Sullivan - Three Way Match For the TWF Challenger's Championship Series
"Deal With The Devil"
13 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal Final Two in a No Disqualifications Match - For Spot in Devil's Playground World Championship Elimination Chamber.
"The Peacock" Jude Hutchinson
"The Revolution Man" Samuel Haynes
"The King of Spades" Alex Cade
"The Comeback Kid" Ryan Cardigan
"Flawed Ace" Daisuke Namikawa
"Extreme Bad Ass" Derek Zane
Adam Taylor
Joseph "Joey" Winters
Brian Summers
"The Master of Darkness" Maestro Negro
Levitakus
"THE STRONGEST,SMARTEST,SEXIEST COMPLETELY ORIGINAL CHARACTER (Who is totally) Kool" "SSSCOCK" Nevard
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"Shocking Bite Changes DNA"
"Shocking" Terry Blake and "The Black Mamba" Jeremy Ellis vs. Demonic Nightmare Alliance
Same thing as last time prediction contest top three winners get a prize.
We're right at Re-Lapse and we're looking at a big show all way around. This show might seem a bit to filled with angles and having very few matches but honestly I didn't want to pad the chapter with filler which would have been the matches at this point. When I recognized I was going to make at least one more match but instead we get Terry and Jeremy's Strange Journey growing from being just Part 3-4 to Part's 3 through 6. Some story lines got rushed a bit as Jack Evans was supposed to show up at the event but I said screw that.
Anyway's D'Champ is out also one last thing a friend of mine TND recently created a company much like TWF called NWE check it out people. ... Yeah that's about it D'Champ is now out of here.