A Series of Pointless Events in Harry Potter

by Gryffindor620

Do you like mindless and stupid humor? I know I do!Hopefully there's nothing wrong with the story and I haven't struck a cord with Fanfiction. This is just a series of pointless events in the day and the life in Harry Potter. Anything can happen.No flames

11. Pointless Event 11

This will just be a series of pointless events. Short. Short stories if you will.

This is PRE-HBP

I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTER! ALL J.K.ROWLINGS!

THE PLOT IS MINE THOUGH!

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Marge Dursley Residence

(The liquor cabinet shakes )

"On the good ship, lolly pop. It's a sweet trip to the candy shop", Marge Dursley sang while holding the entire bottle of brandy trying to avoid stepping on her dogs thus causing the house to shake.

"Where the bon-bons play. On the sunny street of Peppermint Bay", Marge finished and passed out, causing the whole street to shake.

"SHIT! EARTHQUAKE!", yelled a random person.

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BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM BOOM!