"I can't feel my face when I'm with you… But I love it… but I love it, O-oh… I can't feel my face…" Graystripe gracefully sings, echoing everyone's thoughts on how numbingly long it took for an update. "Seriously, I can't feel my face."

"SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!" Copycat screeches, forcing everyone in the audience to start singing that song in their heads. He smiles evilly as the conflicting catchy songs start playing over and over in people's minds.

Captain Obvious smirks, clearly pleased with the dynamic in the room. He randomly grabs a microphone and declares, "WELCOME BACK TO WARRIORS FUNNIEST VIDEOS!"

Everyone cheers wildly. Confetti and even balloons fall, giving Crowfeather a seizure.

"So… many… colors…" he stutters.

Nightcloud and Leafpool simultaneously huff.

Sunblaze dashes on stage, a bright smile on her face. "Sorry it took so long, guys! You know, videos don't just pop out of thin air!"

Thin Air suddenly gives a loud shriek. "The videos . . . they're COMING!"

Jayfeather rushes over to her. "Does anyone have a stick?"

Thornclaw rolls his eyes. "Ugh, here we go again with the stick."

"At least he's over Rock," Brightheart whispers loudly.

Thin Air gives a gasp of pain as she heaves.

"Curtains! Close the curtains, someone!" Sunblaze growls, anxious to not violate the conditions of having a K-plus rated show.

Curtains are drawn around Jayfeather and Thin Air. Twenty-four-some minutes later, Thin Air is sighing with relief. From behind the curtains, she cries, "It's four healthy videos! I think I'll call them—"

"Wait!" Moonblaze yowls, mysteriously flying in with a cape to save her show. "That's not how videos are made!" She makes a sour face. "Ew. I would never put one of those videos on my show. Just, no."

Copycat scowls. "Uhhh, come on. We should at least watch one of them."

Moonblaze smirks. "Hey, you lost all say in those matters when you stole my Precious." She gently strokes the remote in her paw, eyeing it lovingly.

"You know," Copycat fake-cries, "that remote has really changed you! You're not the same hob—I mean cat that I thought you were!"

Sunblaze laughs. "Hey, buddy-boy, we have the keys."

Copycat pales. "Please, almighty Sunblaze and Moonblaze, let me out of this iron prison," he meows with mock respect.

"What's the password?" Moonblaze demands, still stroking her remote.

"Moonblaze is awesome?" Copycat guesses.

Sunblaze huffs, rolling her eyes. "Lucky guess!" She clicks a button and the cell walls fall away.

"Woohoo! Now I can pass GO and collect $200!" Copycat yowls gleefully. Then, doing his best imitation of Fifth Harmony, sings, "Give it to me, I'm worth it!"

Sunblaze pretends to vomit.

Littlestar casually walks on stage in his pajamas, yawning. "Pinch me… Is this a dream? Or is it an actual update?"

Happy to take him up on his demand, Moonblaze proceeds to pinch him.

"Ouch!" Littlestar snaps, fully awake. "What was that for?"

"You asked for it…" Moonblaze purrs. "Besides, it's about time you woke up, Sleeping Beauty! This isn't a reality TV show that revolves around your life!"

"Well, I'm so glad you woke me for the occasion! NOT!" Littlestar huffs. He looks around the room. "Hey, where's Supernatural? And Pantherkit?"

Sunblaze rolls her eyes dramatically. "Here we go…"

"They were only temporaries on the show, dimwit. They left us to go crash some other show." Moonblaze frowns. "Besides, they were both starting to distract my co-hosts!"

Captain Obvious grins mischievously.

"Okay, enough of this, guys," Moonblaze orders. "Let's get back to business and review what our lovely contestants could win…"

A booming voice erupts over the intercom: "IS YOUR VIDEO AWESOME ENOUGH THAT YOU COULD WIN? NO? EVEN SO, YOU COULD WIN . . . A PAIR OF 3D GLASSES, COMPLETE WITH A COWBOY HAT, AND A PET DOG!" In a quick voice says: "Warriors Funniest Videos is not responsible if you manage to lose the dog."

Copycat wriggles his nose. "Who comes up with these prizes? I'm not even sure if I would want to win that!"

Moonblaze glares at him. "You get what you get and you don't throw a fit!"

"Amen, sister!" Sunblaze purrs. She waves her tail excitedly, looking to the audience. "Please come on stage: Firestar, Mistystar, Blackstar, Squirrelflight, and Daisy."

"Hey!" Captain Obvious tilts his head. "Wasn't Squirrelflight banished?"

Moonblaze twitches her whiskers. "Yes, well, unfortunately, she can still enter videos and receive prizes. It would be unfair if we excluded her." In a low voice she whispers, "Plus, I do not want to fight a law suit against Firestar!"

Firestar smiles evilly.

"JUST TELL US WHO WON ALREADY!"

All heads turn to a wild Sandstorm, waving her Go Firestar flag like a maniac.

"What are we, kits?" Sunblaze snickers.

"And the haters gonna hate-hate-hate-hate!" Squirrelflight sings, much to the distaste of 99.9% of the Warriors population.

Bramblestar claps his paws, faking enjoyment of his mate's singing.

Moonblaze rolls her eyes. "Anywho, the winner of this episode won by a landslide. It's amazing this building didn't fall apart!"

"Alright, now, drum roll, please!" Sunblaze commands.

Rolling drums...

"The Biggest Loser of this round is Squirrelflight!" Copycat cheers. "Congrats on getting the least amount of votes!"

"I am not fat!" she exclaims, aghast.

C.O.O.S. proudly meows, "Not anymore!"

Sunblaze smirks. "And the winner is..."

Drumming rolls...

"FIRESTAR!" Moonblaze yowls. "Your video Graystripe on Fire won!"

"Wait…" Captain Obvious holds up a paw. "How can Firestar win and lose?"

Sunblaze shrugs. "The same way an idiot let him submit two videos!"

Everyone looks at Copycat.

"Wasn't me!" Copycat growls. "I was locked in jail, remember?"

"Can I just get my prize already?" Firestar hisses.

Moonblaze lashes her tail. "HEY! I AM IN CHARGE, HERE!"

"You wish!" Copycat snaps. "It's DauntlessFlame who is the all-powerful one!"

"My authority is still higher than any of yours!" Moonblaze mutters.

"A-HEM!" Firestar waves his tail, still waiting.

With a roll of her eyes, Sunblaze claps her paws. "Cat in charge of confetti…?"

Confetti explodes all over, making everyone look like they have rainbow-colored fur. The unseen janitors sigh dramatically.

"Congrats, hot stuff!" Moonblaze purrs. "Seems like you chose the right time to turn on the video camera!" She turns to the other contestants. "As for the rest of you, scat!"

Sunblaze smiles at Firestar as Copycat brings out his prizes.

"Oh, boy! Just what I always wanted!" Firestar meows dryly. "A Twoleg's best friend!"

"Hey!" Sunblaze snaps. "You sent in the video, you don't get a say in the prize."

Copycat rolls his eyes.

Firestar puts on the 3D glasses. "The world looks blue if I close one eye and red if I close the other! Sweet!" He puts on the cowboy hat. "I feel like a southern cat!" he drawls, lowering his voice. But as he approaches the dog, he realizes something... "This isn't a real dog!"

Moonblaze stifles laughter. "We got him from the pet store across the street!"

"That 'pet store' is actually Toys 'R Us," Jayfeather remarks.

"How would you know?" Captain Obvious growls. "You can't read the sign!"

"Of course not!" Sunblaze snaps, glancing nervously at Moonblaze. "It's Twoleg gibberish. None of us can read it."

"Anyone can smell the Twoleg-kit stench!" Jayfeather complains. "Those little ones don't wear deodorant!"

Copycat scoffs. "And nor do we, genius!"

"That explains why Snowfur stinks!" Bluestar exclaims. "She needs a bath!"

Snowfur evacuates the room promptly.

Moonblaze sighs dramatically. "Can we just get on with the show? I have people to please!"

"WHAT? YOU MEAN I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?" Littlestar hisses.

Squirrelflight randomly sings, "'Cause baby now we got bad blood… Hey, now we got problems, and I don't think we can solve them…"

Sunblaze glares at her. "Isn't she, you know, supposed to go back outside with Dawnpelt or something? I mean, she is still banished, right?"

"Besides," Littlestar adds with a growl, "I don't have bad blood!"

"Oh. My. Gosh. Can everyone JUST SHUT UP?!" Moonblaze yowls.

"She said, 'Ooh-ooh-hoo! Shut up and dance with me!'" Copycat sings again, giving a sly smile.

Moonblaze gives him the death-glare.

Everyone falls into a heavy silence.

The hostess takes a deep breath and straightens, plastering a smile on her face. "Okay, so, yes, Squirrelflight, I need you to vacate the premises. Or the Dark Forest Security will have to escort you out."

Squirrelflight shudders, promptly leaving the room. "You should've said no! You should've gone home! You should've thought twice before you let it all go…"

Sunblaze slowly shakes her head.

Copycat slowly shakes his head.

Captain Obvious glares at them both.

Moonblaze waves the remote like a flag. "IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST VIDEO!"

The audience cheers wildly.

"It is sent in by Jayfeather in the category Drama Queens!" Moonblaze purrs.

Video begins:

The screen pictured the ThunderClan medicine den. It was quickly deciphered that Jayfeather was holding the camera. It was pointed at the ground, showing an ant march dutifully away with an herb.

"It's too quiet around here!" Bramblestar ranted. "Jayfeather, are you sure you haven't heard of a new prophecy? Like the Dark Forest returns, or something?"

"No, mouse-brain. Besides, you of all cats should be grateful that those shenanigans are done with."

The dark brown tabby cat sighed heavily. "But I'm so bored. All I do is border patrol. Hunt. Ceremonies. Take lame walks through the forest with Squirrelflight. Pretend to listen to everyone's feelings and problems… I feel like all I do is nothing!"

"Well, you're doing a pretty good job to talking my ear off!"

"Hey," Bramblestar muttered. "Can I ask you something?"

"No."

"Would you mind telling Squirrelflight that she needs to go on a diet?" the leader begged. "Please? Tom-to-tom?"

"No."

"Pretty please with Half Moon on top?"

There was a pause. "No."

"What about with Stick on top?"

There was an even longer pause. "No."

"Or catmint on top?"

Several excruciating heartbeats passed. "No."

"Why?"

"Because!"

"Because why?"

"Because oh-my-StarClan you are so annoying! And for one, Squirrelflight would kill me if I told her she needed a diet! Having the power of stars in my paws does not make me invincible! Ask Lionblaze!"

"I already did. He told me that I was fat and stupid!"

"Then you're SOL."

There was a rustling noise as someone new entered the den. A shadow was cast over the ant. "Who's SOL? Wait—is Sol back?" It was Squirrelflight.

"Erm, no, honey," Bramblestar stuttered. "We were just talking about you."

She cleared her throat. "What about me?"

"Bramblestar thinks you're fat!"

"BRAMBSY, YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!"

Bramblestar said nothing.

"RIGHT NOW!"

Bramblestar continued to say nothing.

The ant dropped the herb as Bramblestar gave a sudden loud screech.

The camera lifted to show as Squirrelflight grabbed Bramblestar by the ear and pulled him out of Jayfeather's den, leaving Jayfeather alone.

"Now you're just somebody that I used to know."

Video ends.

Copycat gives a slow clap. "Huh. Not bad for our first video!"

"Wish we could've seen the end of that fight!" Sunblaze gushes.

This sparks an idea in the audience. "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" they chant.

Bramblestar starts to stretch his muscles. Squirrelflight rolls her eyes, cracking her knuckles (cats have knuckles?).

"It's going down for real!" Copycat belts out.

Moonblaze glowers at them. "EXCUSE ME, BUT THERE IS A NO-VIOLENCE POLICY!"

Everyone sighs.

Littlestar smiles evilly, rubbing his paws together. "Everyone, let's meet in the parking lot aft—"

Captain Obvious face-paws. "A no-violence policy includes the whole studio, mouse-brain. It's a signed contract."

Sunblaze snickers.

"Alright," Moonblaze snaps, clapping her paws. "Onto the next video!"

"It is sent in by Oakheart in the unpleasant category, Kits!" Copycat announces.

Video begins:

"Is this thing on? Oh, wait, it is! Thanks, Graypool. Ahem. Er, this is Oakheart. I am recording Mistykit and Stonekit's first time trying fish. Hope it goes well!"

The camera had full view of RiverClan camp. It was directed toward the fresh-kill pile, where Mistykit and Stonekit studied it dubiously. Particularly, they were looking at a dead fish.

"Ewww. It looks gross!" Mistykit wriggled her nose.

"I promise, it tastes better than it looks!"

Mistykit padded up to the dead fish, cautiously prodding it. It flopped, sending some of its slime on her. She cringed away. "It tried to attack me!"

Oakheart stifled an amused purr. "No, it was just trying to breathe."

"Is it choking on air?" Stonekit asked, tilting his head. "I'm breathing just fine!"

"Fish live in the water. That's how they get their air."

Mistykit glanced confusedly at Oakheart/the camera. "Are you sure?"

"Positive."

She shuddered, starting to cautiously approach the fish again. "Is it dead yet?"

"Lemme see!" Stonekit pushed past her, pouncing on the fish. It slid out from under him, toward Mistykit.

She squealed, leaping away. "DADDY, IT ATTACKED ME AGAIN!"

Oakheart sighed. "No, it didn't, sweetheart. It's just slippery."

Mistykit glared at Stonekit. "You!" She leaped at him, tackling him to the ground, forgetting about the nearby fish. "You made it attack me!"

"Mistykit, stop it! Stonekit, apologize!"

"But DAD!" Stonekit whined. "It's not my fault she's scared of a stupid fish!"

"I suppose not… Mistykit, stop being afraid of stupid fish!"

"BUT DADDY!"

"Don't 'daddy' me, kitten. You will both try fish today! End of story!"

Stonekit and Mistykit groaned. Hesitantly, they padded over to the fish.

The camera/Oakheart followed.

"Are you sure it's dead?" Mistykit asked, eyeing her father/the camera suspiciously.

"Well, it will be shortly…"

Stonekit huffed, glancing at his sister. "FINE! I'll be the first to try it!"

He sank his little fangs into the fish's scales, trying to rip off a bite.

And the fish flopped.

Stonekit sprang away from the fish, shrieking. "IT'S NOT DEAD!"

Oakheart groaned. "Kill it, then!"

"You kill it!" Stonekit hissed. "I'm not eating that thing until it's dead."

"How are you ever going to catch fish if you can't kill them? I guess you don't want to become a warrior."

Stonekit glared at Oakheart/the camera.

Meanwhile, Mistykit had conquered her fear of fish, easily snapping its neck.

"Whoa, Mistykit!" Oakheart purred.

She glowed, but then realized the fish was still in her mouth and spat it out. "Eww. It tastes slimy!"

Under his breath, Oakheart muttered, "Why did Bluefur think they'd make great RiverClan cats again?"

Video ends.

"Yes, why, indeed?" Captain Obvious inquires. "Seriously, Bluestar?"

Bluestar snorts, narrowing her eyes. "I don't have to explain myself to you!"

Snowfur elbows her. "I don't think you could if you tried!"

Bluestar scoffs. "You know nothing of my genius! I mean, look who turned out to be leader and not mates with some Dark Forest blockhead!"

"Thistleclaw was sweet and romantic from what I knew of him!" she hisses defensively. "Besides, I didn't have some RiverClan bloke's kits!"

"HEY!" Moonflower bursts out. "LET'S JUST AGREE THAT NEITHER OF YOU ARE REALLY THAT SUCCESSFUL AT LIFE!"

"You said it!" Moonblaze purrs, nodding her head in agreement.

"Get over yourselves, ladies!" Sunblaze adds. "Or at least take it outside!"

Copycat rolls his eyes. "She-cats."

All the she-cats in the room glare at him.

He puts his paws up. "I was just kidding!"

Moonblaze slowly shakes her head. "Gosh, where's Supernatural when you need her? She had a constant supply of duct tape!"

Randomly, a cat drops out of the air.

"Who in the name of StarClan are you?" Moonblaze growls, hackles raised.

"I am here to save your show!" the mysterious cat meows, flicking her tail. "You asked for Supernatural, but instead you're stuck with me."

Captain Obvious stares at her. "And you are…?"

"Angelface, of course!"

C.O.O.S nods, as if that made everything clear.

Angelface is equally—if not more so—as enchanting as Supernatural. She has stark-white fur and lively blue eyes. As if to complete her hauntingly beautiful look, a halo strangely floats above her head.

Littlestar and Copycat start to drool.

Sunblaze glares at her. "You think you can just show up in the middle of our show and fit right in? Supernatural was cool, but Angelface, you don't fill the void." Her cheeks burn with jealousy.

"Angelface, darling, what is your relation to Supernatural?" Moonblaze murmurs tiredly. "And why couldn't Supernatural make it herself?"

The white she-cat huffs. "Supernatural is too busy starring in the movie 'Frozen: Elsa's a Cat?' She's got the lead role—Elsasong!" She twitches her whiskers. "And rumor has it, Tigerheartis playing Hansclaw, Crowfeather is playing Weaseltail, Purdy is voicing Trollmask, Hawkfrost is playing Oakenfur—who knew he was such a great actor!—, Snowkit is voicing Olafnose, Ivypool stars as Annaheart, Flametail will by Kristofffur and last but not least, Dewkit will be making Svenhoof's noises."

"Yoo-hoo!" Hawkfrost calls out. "Big summer blowout?"

The audience applauds wildly.

"Wow!" Captain Obvious' eyes go large. "I had no idea we had such celebrities in our audience!"

"CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW?" Moonblaze growls into a megaphone.

Angelface sighs.

Copycat sighs.

Sunblaze rolls her eyes.

"Huh. This video was taped by Millie, but sent in by Bumblestripe, Dovewing, and Ivypool!" Captain Obvious meows curiously. "It's in the category Pranks!"

Video begins:

The camera showed a quiet evening at ThunderClan camp. Obnoxious snores came from the warriors' den. Weird mutterings came from the medicine cat's den. Strange spasm sounds came from the elders' den. Most cats were sleeping, except for Dovewing and Bumblestripe, who were heavily immersed in a gridlock game of Battleship.

"Okay, guys, this is Millie," the cameracat whispered. "I'm holding a stakeout to see what these two stay up doing every night. It turns out, my Bumbles is losing badly."

The camera zoomed in on Bumblestripe's boards, showing that he had no hits on Dovewing's ships and only one un-sunken ship of his own.

Sweat was beading on Bumblestripe's forehead. "A10?"

"Miss!" Dovewing purred. She placed a white peg where he'd hit nothing. She glanced at her phone, smiling sweetly at him. "B7?"

Bumbestripe frowned. "Hit…" He looked around, muttering under his breath. "Hey, are you cheating? How is it that I haven't hit a single one of your ships and you've hit all of mine?"

Dovewing gave a faltering smile. "You know how I can… hear things? From really far away?"

"Yes." He gave her a hard look.

"Well…"

"What is it?"

"I can also hear… thoughts."

"You mean you can tell what I'm thinking?"

"Yes."

"So what am I thinking right now?" Bumblestripe demanded.

"That you're hungry for waffles!"

"Well now I am!" he huffed. "Hey, are you messing with me?"

Dovewing stuck out her tongue. "Of course, mouse-brain! I can't read thoughts! It's just a lucky coincidence that I'm winning!"

Abruptly the camera was directed toward the shadows, where a silvery-white figure was texting furiously.

"Is that… Ivypool?" Millie whispered. She stalked closer to the figure through the ferns so she could get a clear shot of the screen.

It was a picture of Bumblestripe's board!

"Bumblestripe, she's cheating!" Millie yowled, choosing to give away her position. "Ivypool sent her a picture of your board!"

"You don't need to wake everyone up!" Ivypool growled.

Bumblestripe sighed. "Thanks for ruining our date, mom! I knew she was cheating, it's just called letting her win!"

"Geez, Millie," Dovewing hissed. "Talk about violating our privacy!"

"And no one likes a tattletale!" Ivypool snapped.

"Besides, I heard you trying to be secretive about the stakeout!" Dovewing muttered, glaring at Millie/the camera.

"I—I'm so sorry, Bumbles! I was only trying to help!" Millie cried. "How can I ever make it up? I'll—I'll do anything!"

"EAT MY DIRT!"

Millie gasped.

The camera clattered to the ground.

Then the three young warriors burst out laughing.

"You've been PRANKED!" Ivypool and Dovewing purred.

Bumblestripe smiled evilly. "That'll keep you from spying on my dates!"

Video ends.

"Talk about revenge!" Copycat purrs. "Me likes!"

Moonblaze frowns. "'Me likes?' Really? It sounds like you need to go back to school and retake Meowish!"

Copycat sticks out his tongue. "Well I hated Meowish! I always slept through that class. I mean, who cares about speaking and writing properly? The occasional random 'meow' does the job just fine!"

"Meow!" Captain Obvious randomly meows.

Littlestar stares at him. "What is that code for?"

C.O.O.S shrugs. "I don't know. Copycat's the one who says randomly meowing works!"

Angelface face-paws.

Copycat face-paws.

Sunblaze groans. "Let's just air the fourth and final video, folks!"

"It's sent in by Dustpelt in the category Drama Queens," Captain Obvious purrs.

Video begins:

The camera was aimed at the medicine den. More specifically, Spottedleaf's den. The tortoiseshell she-cat was either sorting herbs, or just pretending to look busy.

"This is Dustpaw speaking," the cameracat murmured in a hushed voice. "Firepaw keeps making excuses to see Spottedleaf. I'm gonna catch him in the act!"

"Seriously, Dustpaw?" It was Sandpaw. "That sounds lame..."

"You're just saying that because you like him!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Hey, who are we talking about?" Graypaw interrupted. "I want in on this spying fiasco!"

Sandpaw snorted. "Dustpaw is trying to catch Firepaw pretending to be injured just to see Spottedleaf."

"Oh." There was a pause. "Well I'm game for it!"

So Dustpaw, Sandpaw, and Graypaw huddled in the ferns, waiting for Firepaw.

They waited.

And waited.

And waited.

Graypaw fell asleep, snoring.

Sandpaw sighed.

There was a moment of silence, then: "SSSSPPPOOOOTTTTTEEEEEDDDDLLLLEEEEAAAFFFFF!"

"Here we go!" Dustpaw whispered, nudging Graypaw awake.

Firepaw blazed over to the medicine cat's den, plopping himself on a gurney. "Spottedleaf! Spottedleaf! SPOTTEDLEAF!"

The camera zoomed in closer on the two.

"What is it this time?" Spottedleaf tiredly asked.

Firepaw held up his arm that had a long, deep gash in it.

"You said he was faking!" Graypaw growled.

"Sandpaw, Graypaw, WAIT!" Dustpaw called, but they were already pelting over to Firepaw and Spottedleaf.

"ARE YOU OKAY, FIREPAW?" Graypaw screeched. "DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!"

Sandpaw cast him a sidelong glance. "He's not dying, mouse-brain!"

Firepaw looked over at them and smirked. "I'm fine, thank you."

Sandpaw scowled. "Are you faking an injury again?"

"No," Spottedleaf hissed protectively. "He was seriously hurt."

"How?" Sandpaw demanded.

"It doesn't matter, I fixed him!"

"YOU FIXED HIM?" Graypaw gasped. "HOW COULD YOU?! NOW OUR KITS WILL NEVER GET TO PLAY TOGETHER!"

Spottedleaf made a sour face. "Erm… no. I just meant that I bandaged his arm!"

Sandpaw made a quiet sound of relief.

Spottedleaf and Graypaw stared at her.

"Excuse me?" Firepaw asked, raising a paw.

"WHAT?" Spottedleaf and Sandpaw snapped at him.

"I'm not into either of you. I just wanted a chance to steal some catmint." He hopped off the gurney, licking the ketchup off his arm.

"WHAT?" the she-cats screeched again.

Firepaw shrugged, still smirking, walking over to Spottedleaf's stash of catmint. He gathered the plants in his arms and inhaled deeply.

"Bang! Bang! FIREPOWER!"

Video ends.

Littlestar snorts with laughter.

Copycat laughs at Littlestar's laugh.

Captain Obvious slaps his knee (cats have knees?).

Sunblaze nearly chokes on her popcorn laughing.

Angelface just purrs uncontrollably.

"I didn't see that one coming!" Moonblaze purrs excitedly. "I loved the look on Sandstorm's face!"

Firestar smiles innocently, while Sandstorm and Spottedleaf glare at him.

"Turns out, we were glimpsing his 'dark side'," Spottedleaf growls. "And it wasn't that great…"

Sandstorm rolled her eyes. "At least I was able to soften him up."

"Whatever," Moonblaze huffs. "Newsflash: NO ONE CARES!"

"MOMMY!"

"MOMMY!"

All heads turn off stage where two young cats are racing toward Angelface.

"YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD BRING US WITH!" cries the small Angelface-lookalike she-cat.

"YOU CAN'T JUST DITCH US AT GRANDMA SOFTCLOUD'S!" yowls the small black-furred tom.

"Couldn't you at least just stay backstage?" Angelface demands. "I love you to the moon and back, but I hate it when you interrupt!"

"Then we wouldn't get to be on TV!" the tom whines.

Moonblaze rolls her eyes. "Who are these nobodies and why are they on my show?"

Angelface sighs. She waves her tail apologetically. "These are my kits, Darkpaw and Lightpaw."

Sunblaze wriggles her nose. "Kind of cliché names, don't you think?"

Darkpaw glares at her. "We're named after our great-great-great-great grandparents! They were Darkstar and Lightheart!"

"Nobody knows who they are," Lightpaw whispers loudly to her brother. "HavenClan's never been heard of."

Angelface sighs again. "I… I'd promised them that they could come on the show with me, but I told them they'd have to wait for Episode 12 since I was already crashing this one."

"Yes, thank you for that," Moonblaze growls. "It's nice to know that anyone thinks that THEY CAN JUST POP ONTO MY SHOW!"

"I can send them backstage," Angelface offers. "They got on TV and that's all they wanted."

Sunblaze shakes her head. "No, Moonblaze, you can't! They're JUST SO CUTE!"

Lightpaw huffs. "You want cute, you should see Devilkit."

Captain Obvious gapes. "You mean there's more of you?"

"Yep!" Darkpaw purrs. "But Mom says it would be dangerous to let Devilkit on the show."

"I agree, let's keep him off," Moonblaze meows, cheeks burning with jealousy. She puts a paw to her forehead. "There's already too many cats to keep track of!"

Littlestar nods.

Moonblaze glances at him. "Alright, it's time to make some cuts, so next episode, you're off!"

"NOOOOOO!" Littlestar wails. "NOT ME! MOONBLAZE, WHY ME? WHY? WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY ME?"

Sunblaze huffs. "Hey, you get what you get and you don't throw a fit!"

Littlestar pads backstage, face in his paws, sobbing.

"On that lovely note, let's see what our contestants could win!" Copycat meows enthusiastically.

"DON'T 'LET IT GO', INSTEAD, KEEP YOUR FUNNY VIDEO AROUND AND ENTER IT FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN: A TICKET TO THE PREMIERE OF FROZEN: ELSA'S A CAT?, A TRIP TO ARENDELLECLAN, AND AN ELSASONG T-SHIRT!" In a quick voice says: "Warriors Funniest Videos is not responsible if you get the 'Frozen' songs stuck in your head."

"Do you wanna build a snow-cat?" Lightpaw sings beautifully.

"Yes!" Bluestar cries. "Yes I do!"

Snowfur rolls her eyes.

"Okay, then," Sunblaze meows, glancing at them awkwardly. "Let's remind everyone who they can vote for!"

Jayfeather – Drama Queens!
Vote: FAT_AND_STUPID – 1

Oakheart – Kits!
Vote: THE_UNDEAD_FISH – 2

Bumblestripe, Dovewing, & Ivypool – Pranks!
Vote: HIT_&_SUNK_DATE – 3

Dustpelt – Drama Queens!
Vote: LOVE_&_CATMINT – 4

"I got to bid you adieu to another I will stay true!" Littlestar sings, appearing onstage for his final(?) time. "Ooo, ooo, I will stay true!"

"Er… that's good to know, Littlestar," Copycat mutters. "Farewell!"

"Bye-bye, cuz!" Sunblaze purrs in a high-pitched kit-voice.

"See you later, alligator!" Captain Obvious cries. "AND DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE!"

Moonblaze rolls her eyes. "It was nice knowing you."

Angelface and her kits simply wave at him as he slowly starts to walk out.

Littlestar drops the mike.

"WE LOVE YOU LITTLESTAR!" his fangirls cry out.

"I love you too!" he sobs. Then he turns away, heading out.

Before everyone can start crying at his absence, Moonblaze calls, "Don't forget to vote! Or else we may never have a chance to see Littlestar again!"

She smiles evilly.

"And that's it for WFV, episode 11!" Sunblaze tearfully meows. "Thank you for watching! See you next time!"

VOTING IS CURRENTLY OPEN.

Please vote!

A/N: *coughs nervously* Um, hey guys! Look who finally decided to update! Seriously, though, I apologize for the TWO YEARS it took to get this show up and running again. Unfortunately, I will be making no guarantees that the next episode will be coming soon. But, let's cross our fingers that it won't be too long. I love this show, and from the 182 reviews, I am happy that you guys do too. Thanks for sticking with me this long! I give you all a virtual Moonblaze plush! XD

Disclaimers:

I, DauntlessFlame, do NOT own: the Warriors series by Erin Hunter, Can't Feel My Face by The Weeknd, Shut Up and Dance by Walk the Moon, Worth It by Fifth Harmony, Bad Blood by Taylor Swift, Should've Said No by Taylor Swift, Shake it Off by Taylor Swift, Somebody I Used to Know by Goyte, Honey, I'm Good by Andy Grammer, Going Down For Real by Flo Rida, Battleship, MONOPOLY, Toys 'R Us, or the get-stuck-in-your-head-annoying Frozen songs.

I, DauntlessFlame, DO own: Moonblaze, Sunblaze, Captain Obvious, Copycat, Littlestar, Supernatural, Pantherkit, Angelface, Lightpaw, Darkpaw, Devilkit, HavenClan, the videos, the prizes, and the story itself.

Hope you'll stick around for the next episode—whenever that update may be! ~DauntlessFlame