Chapter Notes
Disclaimers: I do not own Gravity Falls or Star vs. The Forces of Evil Author's Note's:
Me: Next chapter here we go!
Bill: I got this! (Begins to read much to Emily's surprise) Back with Bill...
"An uncomplicated revenge is simply impossible, because such a thing doesn't exist!"
-DireWolfEmily
(Back with Dipper...)
Awe world domination...
He had to admit it had a certain thrill to it that he was finding it hard to shake off, and even though his better judgment advised him not to get to into his role; he just shook the feeling off!
After all what could be the harm?!
Dipper Laughed evilly as he used his lazar vision to carve all hail Dipper into the rocky surface of the mountain range before him, and he had to admit it had a nice ring to it!
'This is bad.' he realized. 'If I keep enjoying this when the time comes to get rid of Bill I won't want to anymore, because I'll want this as bad as he does!'
'Hey genius we have a bigger problem!' Light hissed. 'He did something to use can't you feel it!'
'Okay now your just being paranoid!' Dipper told him, but even he had to admit something did feel off all of the sudden.
Light watched as the world began to spin around them. 'What's happening?' he asked.
'I...don't...know...' Dipper felt it as they began to fall, he's unconscious before he even hits the ground.
"MASTER!" Yuko screamed racing to his side.
"I'll get Master Bill!" Magenta flew off at the speed of light hoping she'd make it to her King in time!
(Back with Bill...)
Finally all of Earth Realm was his,and yet... He couldn't really enjoy it!
Why?
Because his thoughts kept returning to Pine Tree and his strange behavior!
"Damn it where it Teeth with that Book!" he cursed, as he summoned a whip and slashed it out at a few fleeing humans. After he had finished marking the town's folk of Gravity Falls the God had continued on with his quest for world domination, and had taken over at least twelve small cities, and Teeth still wasn't back from his little errand! "It's not like I gave him an impossible task!" Bill hissed.
"Boss!" Teeth can racing towards him large book in hand. "I search the whole Library and All I found was this!" he gave his king the book.
Bill flipped it open, and gasped. "It's blank! What are you trying to pull!" he said suddenly turning red with rage!
"It's the book of infinite knowledge!" He answered. "You have to ask it questions, and the answers appear on the blank pages." Teeth screamed holding his hands up defensively.
Bill suddenly went back to normal. "Oh why didn't you say so." He cleared his throat before addressing the book. "Okay book first question: is it possible for a demon God to grow ill?"
For a moment nothing happens, and then to his amazement words soon appear.
Demons are not usually bothered by illnesses, though there are a few interdimensional diseases that can grow strong enough to ill a demon. In order to find out the diagnoses please list the symptoms the demon is experiencing!
Bill's brow rose, somewhat unsure; but did as advised. "Demon is experiencing: mood swings, cravings for normal food, as well as souls, Certain souls make him sick, demon also admits he doesn't seem to understand himself anymore."
Seconds later a new question appeared...
Is said demon bonded with another demon?
"Yes" Bill answered.
Another question...
Is said bonded demon a dominate demon or submissive demon?
"Submissive." Bill answered.
More words greeted his answer...
A Submissive bonded demon that experiences mood swings, and cravings for human foods such as: snack foods, sweets, and sea foods; are showing the early symptoms of demonic pregnancy.
Bill didn't even flinch, so his theory was correct; which meant things where only get a lot worse, he read on.
Other Symptoms include...
• Morning sickness
• sudden weakness
• violent tempers
• blood thirst
• show signs of caution, or over protectiveness
• Often protect their front subconsciously from harm without realization.
The list of symptoms went, on, and on, and on! Bill shook his head and asked. "What is the best way to handle the situation?"
The book didn't take long to answer...
The best thing to do is give the expecting mother space, and an endless amount of souls and human substance.
"Well that won't do!" Bill thought out loud. To keep Dipper and the offspring happy, and healthy they would need a whole dimension worth of souls all to themselves.
More words appeared...
Most expecting demons are sent off to a separate dimension where they can obtain these things without much complications.
Of course they had other dimensions to conquer! So all he had to do was give Dipper his own space, tell him that he's earned enough trust to strike out on his own for a while. 'I could even reason that we'll conquer the multiverse twice as fast if we split our efforts!' he told himself.
"Master Cipher!"
Bill turned to see Magenta. "Magenta what is it? Where's Pine Tree?"
"Something's wrong Master Dipper has clasped!" Magenta screamed.
'Sudden weakness!' Bill realized one of the symptoms right away. "Take me to him now!"
Magenta lead the way, and moments later Dipper and Yuko came into view, the two were surrounded by a crowd of curious demons.
"Pine Tree!" Bill plowed through the mob. "Out of my way pest!"
The demons took several yards back, but still gathered around their God.
"Pine Tree, baby?" Bill kneeled down taking his queen into his arms, he isn't moving. "PINE TREE!" he yelled.
"MASTER CIPHER I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!" Yuko cried. "HE WAS FINE AND THEN HE DROPPED."
Bill ignored her cries, and felt Dipper's stomach feeling for an energy signature inside of him; the God froze as he was surprised to feel not one, but two sources of energy inside of Dipper!
"Twins..." he whispered, and he couldn't help but smile; sadly the smile soon faded as he noticed how weak the felt. 'They are offspring of a vengeful demon, they crave souls that long for revenge!' Bill realized.
This explained why some of the souls tasted foul to Dipper earlier! Those souls must have been none vengeful!
"Master Cipher what do we do?" Magenta asked.
"You and Yuko need to find as many vengeful souls as possible!" Bill ordered. "Anyone who holds a grudge towards anyone, and hurry their starving to death!" Bill said as he picked Dipper up in his arms.
"WHO'S STARVING?" Yuko asked.
"The babies now go!" Bill growled.
The crowd of demons gasped, but Bill ignores them; and begins to race for the safety of the castle. His queen is barely alive, and his weaken state leaves him and their young vulnerable to an attack. But Bill was not about to let his legacy slip through his fingers, no it wasn't going to happen!
"I'll keep you safe!" He promised as he picked up speed. "No one is going to hurt you." And if they tried, than oh they would most certainly pay!
"With their lives!" Bill swore as he entered the safety the pyramid suite. He layed Dipper on the bed and tucked him in.
"Master we have some!" Magenta announced as they rushed in. Yuko presents Bill a bag full of vengeful souls.
Bill stuff several in his mouth, and kisses Dipper; forcing him to swallow the souls as he kissed him deeply. He repeats this method several times, and slowly Dipper begins to respond to the kiss.
His mind feels hazy, and it takes almost all his strength to open his eyes, and pull away. "Bill?" Dipper rasped.
"Oh Pine Tree thank goodness!" Bill pulls him close.
"Okay that's it!" Light says appearing in the bed room mirror his hue as black as a moonless night. "No more lies what's going on with our body!"
Bill pulls away. "Yuko, Magenta guard the outside of this room, no one is to enter it do you hear me?!" He ordered.
"Yes Master Cipher!" the two underlings answered and race out of the room; leaving the now half-filled sack of souls by their masters.
"Bill what's going on?" Dipper asked weakly.
"I…well?" Bill wasn't sure how to answer.
"Bill!" Dipper gives him a warning look.
Bill sighed. "Uh remember last night?" he asked.
Dipper nodded slowly. "We…had…sex." He said slowly.
"Unprotected sex." Bill corrected.
Suddenly a lightbulb went off in Light's head. "Oh you Womanizer!" he yelled! "You are so lucky I'm too weak to kill you right now or I'd-"
"I'M…PREGNANT?" Dipper screamed in disbelief.
Bill nodded.
It was like his world had stopped all together. No he couldn't be, this would ruin everything! He couldn't, no wouldn't allow his child to be punished for Bill's crimes!
'But I can't allow them to be raise in this kind of world it will corrupt it!' Dipper screamed inwardly. 'Light what do we do?!'
But before Light could answer Bill took Dipper's two hands and placed them on his belly where the babies were located. "Do you feel them?" Bill asked.
"Them?" Dipper gasped as he did indeed fell THEM! "Twins? We're having twins?" he looked up at Bill.
Bill was smiling…Blissfully! "Oh Pine Tree I couldn't be more happy! I'm the luckiest demon alive. I have everything I've ever wanted: You, the earth, and now twins!"
Dipper was having a hard time processing all of this, it was like he was in shock! Could demons even experience shock!
It would appear so!
"Pine Tree are you okay?" Bill asked, suddenly noticing how quiet he was.
Was he okay? Dipper wasn't sure! "I….I" he stuttered. This couldn't he happening to him, this wasn't the plan! He could have children! 'This is all his fault, he ruined everything!' Suddenly one of the babies moved slightly inside of him, and tears formed in his eyes.
'No this wasn't their fault, it was his not theirs!' Dipper held his stomach as an overwhelming sense of love filled him. 'They deserve a real life!' He said to himself.
'And they'll get one!' Light vowed to him.
'How?' Dipper asked.
'I don't know, but we will find a way!' Light vowed. 'Our babies are not going to be raised in this hell hole! And they're not going to be raised in the Nightmare Realm either!'
"Pine Tree?" Bill's voice brought him out of his trance. "Are you okay?"
"Sorry it's just a lot to take in." Dipper answered.
Are you mad at me?" Bill asked.
Mad? How could he be? All his life Dipper had dreamed of settling down and having kids, and now… "No I'm not angry, I'm happy." He said through tears. And it was true he was so happy!
"Then why are you crying?" Bill asked.
"I don't know!" Dipper burst out sobbing now.
"It's called mood swings genus!" Light snapped at Bill.
Dipper sniffled and wiped his face with the blanket. "I guess this means you can't call me sapling anymore hu?" he asked.
Bill's eye suddenly curved into a smile. "I guess not after all we got two little saplings right here!" he said tickling Dipper's belly lightly.
Dipper laughed full heartedly, as Light simply rolled his eye; but even he couldn't help as that same eye curved into a knowing smile.
'What a mess we've gotten into hu King?'
Dipper couldn't agree more, they were really on a tight schedule now! Now they had to stop Bill before the kids were born!
And the whole situation was causing only one question to echo in the Young demon's mind, and that question was:
'What the hell are we supposed to do now...?'
Chapter End Notes
Thanks for reading next chapter will be up soon. Until then this is...
Emily signing off :)