Yeah I really wanted to make another one and I have goal to make you people happy... I'm so awesome right? Well this is a treat for you I got off my lazy ass and did it all for you so you bettet enjoy it... Or else... That's right I have a lazer gun... DON'T PUSH ME THIS FANFICTION TOOK ME A FEW HOURS AND I'M THROWING UP WAFFLES... I THINK IT'S WAFFLES
Pairings: CraigxTweek, One-sided StanxKyle, KennyxButters and DamienxPip
I MUST MARRY FRIED CHICKEN! Why? AFHGNBFJUKNGMVN ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME IT'S FRIED CHICKEN FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP ON A STICK! Jesus no one knows the value of good chicken anymore fried chicken is almost as awesome as... PIZZA NOW THATS SOME SERIOUS BIDNESS
Wait... GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN! We are on the air... Well I don't care fried chicken is god but anyway hello world and... Crap and... STUFF! Jesus why do I drink all the time... Meh whatever
We are back with... Cinderella South Park Style... Right?... OH FUCK YES GOT IT RIGHT FOR ONCE I TOLD YOU I CAN DO IT MOM!... Ahem... I will go drink my beer in the corner now
So writer do you thing like you always do and fucking do the writer... FRIED CHICKEN!
Clyde: (Goes to Token) I found Cindella's friend here I told you I can do it who's the stupid one now!
Token: ... Your still stupid Clyde... But I admit pretty impressive I'm going to call Craig and tell him then (calls Craig)
Craig: ... (Flips off the phone and answers it) What the fuck do you want Token?
Token: Why does it sound like you are frowning and in a very asshole mood? You better not be acting like that what did I tell you about that no more asshole mood
Craig: ... Shut up Token now tell me what do you want there's a reason why you called right or are you turning stupid like Clyde?
Token: (Sighs) Fine your Cindella is here and he's in the spot!
Craig: He? I knew it was a he! I mean... Um cool very cool
Token: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know your happy now come on your boy is waiting in here
Craig: I'm there (Smiles a bit) okay then I'm coming now (hangs up and looks around quickly) ... YES I FOUND HIM! (Get's out and quickly goes inside)
Mrs. Stevens: (Spots him and goes to him) whoa, whoa wait mister man... I'm the one Craig Tucker! (laughs) so let's do it get it? Duet? Come on do a duet with me
Craig: ... (Flips her off) Yeeeeaaa... No not if the god damn human race depended on it now get the fuck out of my way (shoves her and keeps walking)
Mrs. Stevens: ... Well that's rude... Now I wouldn't do a duet with you mister even if we were the last two people on earth alive and the planet was taken over my apes and we were the only one with actual working thumbs I still wouldn't... Shit!
Tweek: (Handing out creampuffs)
Kevin: (Grabs Tweek) Come on Tweek it's fate Craig Tucker is here now here's your chance!
Craig: Well where is he?
Clyde: Never said that we knew exactly who he is we just know he's here and close
Craig: ... (Facepalms)
Kevin: Come on Tweek go for it!
Tweek: ... O-okay (starts going towards Craig)
Craig: Oh hey...
Tweek: ... (Twitches) C-can I take your o-order?
Craig: ... Do you know what really pisses me off beyond belief?
Tweek: ... P-people taking your o-order?
Craig: No taking peoples orders
Tweek: Why would you take peoples order?
Craig: You don't know me it's like you want to show someone who you but people are alway pushing you around and people think your okay but really your not happy at all. You are pretending to be something your not, outside your all perfect but inside... You want to give up and walk away... It's like-
Tweek: W-wearing a mask... O-outisde that mask is a h-happy face b-blocking out e-every emotion... But inside y-you bursting. P-people make your feel l-like being yourself isn't good e-enough and you really want to tell this p-person and be h-honest and say it's me i'm the one youve been l-looking for
Craig: That's exactly right okay I have another question... Hey have you seen a boy around here dance like you never seen someone dance before in your life
Tweek: ... (Gulps) A-actually yes... Craig I'm-
Red: Hello can I have everyone's attention! I want to tell everyone a story!
Everyone: (Pays attention to Red)
Red: Thank you now on to the story (grabs papers) Ahem once upon a time there was a big strong famous frog! He had everything! He had a beautiful girlfriend and he was so famous everyone envied him
Wendy (As Craig): (Hopping around)
Everyone: (Starts laughing)
Red: Although he still wasn't happy
Everyone: Awww!
Red: If only he can find a princess so she can kiss him turn him into a princes and they can run away together to live happily ever after!
Bebe (As Tweek): (Being carried into the stage wearing a dress)
Tweek: (Eyes widen) ... W-what the... Is t-that... No it c-can't be this can't be h-happening to me
Everyone: (Laughs harder)
Red: One night after the famous frog ditches his super hot senior most popular girlfriend he meets his princess at a ball
Wendy (As Craig): (Bows down) Your higness!
Bebe (As Tweek): (Bows down swings her dress up like a freaking slut)
Everyone: (Still Laughing)
Craig: (Completely embarssed and angry) Shit!
Tweek: (Clutches his hair and starts shaking) Oh... My... G-god
Red: This frog had a secret though he wished he can tell his dirty little secret of being gay! Thats right he was gay but he would turn straight for Cinderella!
Craig: (Clenches teeth and fists) God fucking dammit! This can't be happening to me!
Wendy (As Craig): Oh please tell me you are a boy! I was never attracted to girls but if you are a girl I would turn straight for you!
Bebe (as Tweek): Oh I want to tell you who I am but I'm scared! I'm jafraid you might not like what you were hoping for I'm addicted to coffee and I never had a real kiss before!
Everyone: (Laughs like hell)
Kevin: ... Oh this is not good... Tweek are you alright how are you doing?
Tweek: (In complete shock and on the verge of tears)
Red: But our little Cinderella had a secret too she wasn't even a she but a he a boy! And he wasn't royality at all but a crossdresser, a spazzy freak, a geek, a loser, a servant boy
Bebe (As Tweek): (Running around cleaning, falls purposley into a huge pie and screams)
Everyone: (Starts laughing again)
Tweek: (Tears start falling)
Red: But what's even more pathetic is that this crossdresser actually had a huge crush on him since he was 14!
Bebe (As Tweek): (Reading a magazine) I totally think he's kissable! (Kisses the magazine) I know he's going to be mine one day and we can live happily ever after! (Twirls around looking very retarded)
Red: People like him don't belong in this world, and who may you ask is this imposter? Give it up for servant boy Tweek Tweak!
Everyone: (Gasps, laughs histercally and points at Tweek) Servant boy! Servant boy! Servant boy!
Craig: (Turns to Tweek) Is that true!
Tweek: (Starts crying hard)
Kevin: Tweek get a hold of youself
Tweek: HOW? T-they know everything! H-how did they... (Looks at Craig) ...
Craig: So it is true...
Tweek: ... (Pushes everyone out of the way, runs to the attic, cries and sobs in his bed) G-GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!... (Grabs his dress, puts it on, brushes his hair back to a messy bun, wears his mask, quickly runs out to the backyard with a boombox and turns in on)
Clyde: Dude Craig keep calm it was probably just a joke those bitches made... It was stupid so don't worry about it
Craig: ... Don'y worry about it? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT? How can I not worry about it? He could have been the one
Token: Craig calm down listen man it could have been him and it could have not been Tweek you never know...
Craig: Y-yeah your probably right but... Oh my god
Flashback
Craig: (Barges in running) I HATE HIGHSCHOOL!
Tweek: GAH WHAT WAS?-
Both: (Crash into each other)
Craig: (Lands ontop of Tweek) Ow well that was an epic fail... That's funny the ground feels very strange in this high school
Clyde: ... Craig look under you
Craig: ... (Looks down to meet brown eyes) (Thoughtd: He has really big eyes)
Tweek: ... (Looks up to see gray eyes)
Both: (Stare into each others eyes)
Tweek: ...GAH! (Jumps away) HOLY MOTHER F-FUCK YOU A-ALMOST GAVE ME A F-FREAKING HEART ATTACK!
Another Flashback
Craig: Yeah so thanks for everything (gets up and falls ontop of Tweek)
Tweek: AH JESUS! (Throws shrimp platter in the air and shirmp goes everywhere)
Craig: (Secretly get's hit in the face with his necklace) Ow... (Looks down) (Thoughts: This guy wears a necklace?)
Other Flashback
Tweek: C-Craig I h-have something really important t-to tell y-you!
Craig: Oh hey don't you work for Mrs. Stevens that's bitch? (Thoughts: He's still wearing that necklace I wonder why)
Tweek: GAH w-what no um I... No t-that's not really...
Craig: You had shrimp in your hair
Tweek: Uh... Y-yes that was me b-but that's not w-what I wanted to t-tell you... Uh I'm t-
Craig: God Mrs. Stevens such a bitch! Those two sluts and now they are actually sending a boy people are seriously willing to do anything these days! I hate those kind of people so much fucking assholes man. Listen you spazzy freak I'm looking for somebody important and I don't want to talk to you right now. Well bye you man whore (get's in car and drives off) (Thoughts: What a weird guy)
Flashback ends
Craig: Tweek... Tweek is cinderella I remember now! And... Does anyone else hear that?
Kevin: It's coming from outside
Craig: (Looks outside and sees "Cinderlla") T... Tweek
Clyde: (Laughs) Somebody is lovestucked! Somebody is lovestucked! Somebody is lovestucked!
Token: Clyde shut up! Go for it Craig don't make the same mistake you did
Craig: (Nods and goes to the backyard) ... Your the one (takes off his mask) Tweek right?
Tweek: (Nods slightly)
Craig: (Grabs the iPod and necklace and hands it to him) I believe this is yours
Tweek: (Grabs his stuff and looks down) ...
Craig: ... You tried to tell me at school... But I was a complete jerk to you I said so many horrible things to you
Tweek: ... (Nods)
Craig: Wow your actually the one I actually found you this is amazing
Tweek: (Shivers a bit)
Craig: It's cold huh? Here you can take my jacket
Tweek: (Shakes head) n-no
Craig: No I want you to you look cold (puts jacket on him)
Tweek: ... Y-you know you don't h-have to p-pretend you like me you realize t-that right?
Craig: I do realize that... You know I've been going crazy trying to find you I couldn't stop thinking about you no matter what, the way you moved and talked you completely to my breath away
Tweek: W-well my mother was an amazing d-dancer and my father was a fantastic p-poet so I g-guess it's in my b-blood to be like them
Craig: (Chuckles) So... You really think I'm totally kissable?
Tweek: (Blushes) W-what? No... Psh I was a k-kid I didn't... No (laughs a bit)
Craig: Well that's to bad because I thought it was pretty cool...
Both: (Laugh)
Craog: Well... Um l-listen... Well you know I barely even know you and I know we'll know each other in the future but can I... I want to take you out somewhere sometimes maybe this weekend... Are you into that?
Tweek: (Smiles)
Mrs. Stevens: HEY SPAZZY FREAK GET BACK OVER HERE AND DO YOUR JOB!
Tweek: (Sighs) And t-that's my cue see y-you (starts walking)
Craig: W-wait aren't you going to give me an answer or something?
Tweek: (Smirks) ... Yes (goes back inside)
Craig: (Chuckles) What a tease just my type
YAY SOME CORNINESS AND FLUFF IS COMING HELL YES! I hope there's a smut scene... It's rated T there's not going to a lemon scene... Oh well BITCHY NARRATOR IS OUT PEACE... FRIED CHICKEN IS STILL GOD!
I really wanted to do this to make you people happy and I better not get shot today and well... PEACE HOPE YOU LIKED IT!