I AM SO SORRY! Its the 6 weeks holiday here so me and my family went camping so they're was no wifi at ALL (I nearly died)
But I have some of a chapter now so I hope you like it and please review.
Mr and Mrs Song: Chapter 11
They stayed like that, clasped to each other silently. Then they remembered the imminent alien invasion. The Doctor let go of River slowly, so not to bruise her it cause her any more pain. The regeneration process, even a partial one, well, it hurt like hell. He then jumped up with all the energy of Tigger after 10 bottles of Coca Cola. Clapping his hands together, he did what he does best: he thought.
"They're Zarbi. Underground people or rather, ants. I met some ages ago; god at least 4 faces ago. I can't remember exactly but that's what happens I suppose when you get that many faces. Did I wear a scarf? Hmmm...Anyway, Zarbi. They've evolved, which is the bad news, evolved into bigger and stronger ant...things." The Doctor paused for breath, his brain already calculating means of evading an invasion and then getting away from mean scary aliens. Unfortunately, the experience of his years, being as they were, meant the primary word was 'Run'.
"Sweetie, I read about Zarbi. It was said they rose up to defeat a foe. It never said..." She trailed off, her eyes narrowing at him as the Doctor tried to avoid her gaze. "It was you...wasn't it?" He squirmed.
"Well. That's one possibility, sure...or, OR it could be something entirely different but equally dashing and handsome." He finished weakly. River groaned. She stood up, swerving slightly as her balance regained. Walking forward to the Doctor, she smiled at him ruefully, and clasped their hands together.
"No one could compare to you, Sweetie." She breathed seductively. He fidgets. Her smile widens. Then came the punch line.
"Of course, that's not my favourite face." She says, backing away, her tone nonchalant as she watches him out of the corner of her eye. He huffed, stroked down his tweed jacket and tapped his foot. The fidget, thought River as she did a secret smile.
"I happen to like this face, thanks." Said the Doctor, sticking out a hand for River to go in front of him and she strode over and into the tunnel, leaving the Doctor standing there.
"Only joking, my love!" She shouted back to him. He stuck his hands in his pockets and strode behind her. The vixen. After a while the tunnel split into two. They went left, being careful not to make too much of a racket.
"Turn that off." Hissed River as the Doctor buzzed his sonic against the damp walls.
"No." He huffed, bringing it down and buzzing a particularly odd piece of…something. He didn't know- ah! It was Frujjin Plant Matter. Ha, he hadn't seen that in a while.
"Unless your idea of a date is more giant ants on our tail then switch it off, what are you even doing with it anyway?" River shot back at him, looking at him over her shoulder.
"Helping. And they aren't ants, they're Zarbi."
"It's a screwdriver."
"Sonic. It's a sonic screwdriver and a helpful one."
"Doctor."
"Yes, dear?"
"Switch it off."
"Ok, dear." She smiled and looked forward, the cave becoming wider and wider.
"Doctor, I can see some light, up ahead." His head swivelled as he popped his sonic back into his jacket. He darted in front of her to scope it out. And gasped.
"River." He whispered.
"Yes?" she asked, her hands tingling and itching with the prospect of adventure.
"We've got trouble." She smiled, she'd been hoping that they did.