Chapter 11: Three Authors and One Powerhouse—Battle of Explosive Size
"Guys?" D-Dude asked as Airnaruto and Ross stood up.
"What?" Airnaruto asked.
"Any bright ideas?" Ross asked.
"Funny you should ask." D-Dude grinned.
"Get ready to go DOWN, Authors!" Anti-TL roared as he sped over to the group. He grabbed Airnaruto and drove his fist into the Author Ninja's face, sending the target, spinning, through the air. Airnaruto, however, managed to recover himself and send a burst of airbending at the Anti-Author Hedgehog. Anti-TL ducked under the blast and grabbed an oncoming Ross by the neck and slam him into the ground.
A burst of fire came from Dimensiondude's mouth. Anti-TL caused a metal panel to block the blazing inferno before sending it into the dragonsaur's face. The speed of the oncoming piece of metal was enough to send D-Dude into the wall.
"Are you finished or do you want to DIE?" Anti-TL asked.
"You wish." Ross growled as he charged up energy, "HYPER BEAM!"
A blast of orange energy erupted from Ross' body. However, the black hedgehog thrust out his hand to fire a red concussion blast to intercept it. Ross was frozen in place, seeing as Hyper-Beam took a while to recharge. While this was taking place, the Pokemorph would be left completely vulnerable for a few, previous seconds. Long enough for Anti-TL to bolt over and hit him with a concussion blast, full on.
"Too easy." Anti-TL grinned.
"How about THIS?!" Airnaruto snarled as he concentrated chakra into his hand, "RASENSHURIKEN!"
He hurled the shuriken-shaped Rasengan at the Anti-Author. However, the black hedgehog ducked under it…but the oncoming force of it sliced off his quills.
Too close… Anti-TL thought as he gave off his murderous grin. However, a blast of fire quickly surrounded him. The source of the inferno was Dimensiondude…naturally.
"I think Loony's coming to…" D-Dude said as his little brother groaned a bit.
"This guy seems to be three steps ahead." Ross stated, slamming his fist into his hand.
"Hm…" D-Dude thought, quickly analyzing the entire fight scene, "What if we stopped attacking in turn and all at once?"
"Sure hope this works…" Airnaruto said to himself.
"It should." D-Dude replied, "THIS is gonna require teamwork…"
A large, metal ball rolled out of the fire. The metal vanished to show Anti-TL inside.
"I can take the heat." The Anti-Author grinned.
"But can you take THIS?" Airnaruto growled as he threw a fistful of shuriken and kunai at the Anti-Author.
"Magnetism." Anti-TL stated before changing the direction of the kunai and shuriken before hurling them at the Author Ninja. Dimensiondude quickly shoved the intended target out of the way. He sighed. THIS was gonna be painful…
The shuriken and kunai hit the Dragonsaur with enough force to send D-Dude to the ground with a tremendous THUD.
"Psych!" Ross said, zipping behind Anti-TL and bringing his fist to the back of the Anti-Author's head. The Anti-Author skidded back and thrust out his left hand. Ross' eyes turned green as he flew over to Airnaruto and began fighting.
"Ow. Ow. Ow. OW. OW!" D-Dude groaned as he plucked the shuriken and kunai out. His wounds healed over with the usual, green aura. He snarled at Anti-TL before glowing green again.
Anti-TL's control over Ross ended as the Pokemorph was choking his comrade. He released Airnaruto.
"Sorry about that…" Ross apologized.
"Not now, Ross." Airnaruto groaned, massaging his neck.
"GET OUTTA MY WAY!" D-Dude growled as he stood up. His anatomy began to change, steadily. He grew larger, bulkier, and more heavily built. Dimensiondude now resembled a T-Rex with his usual dragonic features, "D-Rex." He growled in a low voice before letting loose an almighty roar. He charged at Anti-TL and began fighting.
Lunatic came to and saw the three fighting Anti-TL. Even D-Dude went D-Rex.
"Crud. I've gotta give 'em a hand." Lunatic growled as he glowed with a blue aura.
Airnaruto sliced at Anti-TL with his ninjato (A/N: Ninja sword, basically.) while Ross used just about every attack he knew and D-Dude tried either stomping the Anti-Author flat or eat him.
"HYPER BEAM!" Ross shouted. The burst of energy came out. Anti-TL smirked as he dodged the blow again. The Hyper Beam hit D-Rex instead!
The Dragonsaur let out a roar in pain before falling to the ground and changing back, out like a light. Ross couldn't react again, seeing as his Hyper Beam's recharge was taking its toll. Anti-TL flew in to do a repeat of the previous encounter, but…
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
Someone sprung from out of nowhere. It was Lunatic…with a vague similarity. He had the same eyes, marking, clothes, and hair, but his hair was a bit messier, his eyes had a more manic look, and he seemed a good bit taller.
"Meet my Ultima Form…it's pretty sweet." Lunatic said in a somewhat nasally, cool-guy voice (A/N: Quinton Flynn…). He held out his hand as chakra began to spark inside it. He held out the fully formed Chidori to Anti-TL. The only reason he could pull this off was because he could concentrate his chakra MUCH better in this form than in his usual form. He flew forward and electrocuted Anti-TL and sent the Anti-Author backwards. He hit the wall as…Lunatic changed back to normal and also passed out.
"Guessed it took a lot out of the little guy…" Airnaruto said.
"Should we?" Ross asked.
"Yeah." Airnaruto grinned.
"HYPER BEAM!" Ross shouted as Airnaruto sent a burst of airbending at Anti-TL. The Anti-Author was buried under the rubble.
"Now that THAT'S taken of…" Airnaruto said, looking to the two Fictorians. He went over to Lunatic, the closest, "Okay, standard CPR…"
Airnaruto leaned in to do the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation…however, Lunatic woke up and screamed in terror before bolting.
(A/N: Apologies to Airnaruto45…)
(Three minutes later)
Lunatic was using mouth-wash he stowed in his mouth-wash for hither-to-unexplained reasons. Airnaruto was looking ticked-off at the overall confusion.
"For the last time it was NOT a kiss." Airnaruto shouted.
"Well, whatever it was…" Lunatic said, spitting out his mouth-wash, "It was GROSS!"
"What about D-Dude?" Ross asked, turning Dimensiondude with his foot, "I've tried EVERYTHING and nothing's worked."
"No worries." Lunatic said, waltzing over to Dimensiondude, taking a deep breath, and shouting, "D-DUDE! THE LATEST PETER JACKSON MOVIE'S OUT!"
Dimensiondude suddenly bolted up, fully conscious.
"The next Peter Jackson film's out?! NOBODY TOLD ME THAT!" Dimensiondude shouted. At the sound of snickering, a flat look crossed the dragonsaur's face before he stated, "Not funny."
"It is to us!" Airnaruto grinned.
"Now, I suggest we get moving before the explosion." Lunatic said.
"What explosion?" the ninja, Pokemorph, and dragonsaur asked.
"The one that'll be coming in about eight or so chapters." Lunatic replied, "I'll stop breakin' the fourth wall now."
"Fine." Airnaruto said, standing up, "Come on, guys. We've gotta get outta here…"
The four bolted out…but Lunatic froze. He was HARDLY any help in this fight…
"Hey, Airnaruto." Lunatic said. The Airbending Ninja stopped and looked over to the Fictorian.
"What?" Airnaruto simply asked.
"Could you…uh…train me if we survive this?" Lunatic asked, "I saw your ninja skills and…well, I'm pretty much…"
"Sure." Airnaruto replied, "Let's just get outta here."
The group then took off into Drake's fortress.
Next up: Ranger and X Prodigy vs. The Chaos Duo.