Superhero café 3
Let me be the first to say... FROZEN 2 HAS BEEN MADE OFFICIAL! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA! For now, just read the reaction by the world's finest.
Superman, looking at phone: Oh no.
Batman, sipping coffee: What?
Superman: It's happening.
Batman: What?
Superman: Frozen is getting a sequel!
Batman spits coffee all over superman: WHAT?
Superman, annoyed by the coffee: Wow, you take big sips, don't you...?
Batman: Are you sure? It's not just another poorly backed up rumor? There has been a lot of those...
Superman: I'm reading this from TIME, New York Times, and CBS
Batman spits more coffee onto Superman: WHAT?!
Superman: Wait, you didn't even drink coffee that time.
Batman: What happened to "We're going to work on another project first?" I thought they weren't going to do this for a while?
Superman: eh, money talks I guess.
Batman: I knew this would happen! We've already bee ousted by Marvel, which is own by Disney, and now we're going to be ousted by a kid's movie?...
Ironman crashed through the window, the rubble landing on Superman: Guys! Did you hear the news!
Superman, covered in dust and debri: OK, that didn't hurt, but that was still rude.
Batman: We heard! Frozen 1 made almost more than you guys, and now they're making a sequel, and you know what they say about sequels!
Ironman: Oh no, and we just got the rights to Spiderman too!
Spiderman outside the window: Am I going to be outcompeted by a kids movie before I even get my Avengers card?
Batman: You're not already a kids movie?
Superman: Hey, at least you guys actually have a movie that made more, we're still working on my sequel!
Batman: and my reboot!
Ironman: Sequel? I thought that was Justice league, what with Aquaman and Wonder Woman attached to it.
Superman: I'm not sure myself, just role with it.
Batman: Guys, Frozen already destroyed DC, and all but one of the Marvel movies. I mean, it took seven superheroes in one movie to beat them!
Ironman: We've got to do something! Those snobs at the Oscars already hate us. We have to keep that move from beating us!
Batman stands up, hitting the table: Gentlemen, we must combine our forces to beat Frozen 2 when it comes out!
Spiderman: (Gasp!) You're not saying...
Superman: We must combine the Marvel and DC movies into one.
Ironman: Awesome! I'll go make a new suit!
Batman: Everyone, spread the word!... We've got to take down Frozen!
Spiderman swings off: (singsong voice) Let's get down to business, to defeat, the Hans!
Ironman smacks his face: I can't believe he's in my continuity now (flies off)
Batman to Superman: Superman, it's time for plan B.
Superman: (gasp) But, I thought that was a worse case scenario!?
Batman: We've got no choice man! We have to act now if the superheroes are to survive!
Superman: (sighs) ...Let's do this...
Fortress of Solutidue. Batman is wearing a director's hat with a camera in his hand.
Batman: And, action!
Superman dressed as Clark Kent: (singing) Let it go! (tears off his suit, coming into uniform) Let it go! and I'll rise like the break of dawn! Let it go! Let it go! That perfect alien is gone! Here I stand, in the light of day! let the storm rage on!... Rats! Bats, I forgot the last line!
Batman, throws down the hat: Come on Clark! Everyone in the world knows the lyrics!
Superman: Are you sure this is necessary?
Batman: Absolutly... You know what, never mind. I'll do this scene. I have a better voice anyway...
It's actually happening people! Frozen 2 has been officially announced! Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! I can't believe it's actually happening! After all that "We want to work on other projects first" and "No plans have been made", it was all just to mess with us! I can't believe it! Well ladies and gentlemen, I guess my own, and a whole ton of other fanfictions, are about to be made obsolete, but I don't frickn' care!
Hopefully this is not just another overhyped rumor, but given the fact that John Lasseter, Bob Iger, and Josh Gad himself made the announcement, it's not likely!
BRING IT ON!