I don't own Warriors, lemon-lime soda, Apple Music, cats getting drunk, etc. Ok, this chapter will be kinda weird. Don't say I didn't warn you… XD. Here we go!
AFTERPARTY Y'ALL!
Dawnpaw: Hi!
Lynxstorm: We're at a local bar, and I'm getting scared.
Minkstorm: WHY WOULD YOU BE SCARED? NOTHING WEIRD IS HAPPENING AT ALL…
(In the bar are Lynxstorm, Dawnpaw, Rainpaw, Cheesepaw, Minkstorm, Lionfoot, and Scourge. Minkstorm, Scourge, and Lionfoot are drunk. The apprentices are too young, so they aren't drunk, but Dawnpaw and Rainpaw are drinking lemon-lime soda. Cheesepaw is eating cheese)
Rainpaw: We're celebrating! All hail Skyclan, the 2018 winners of the Warriors World Cup!
Lynxstorm: I'm gonna hide in a cabinet for a minute...
(Lynxstorm dives into a cabinet)
Lionfoot: I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT SHOW!
Scourge: Ohhhh yeah! Minkstorm and I have finally worked out our differences, and-
Minkstorm: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
Scourge: Yup! That's right!
Cheesepaw: I like cheese!
Dawnpaw: What I like is this lemon-lime soda. It's delish!
Rainpaw: I'm pretty sure 'delish' applies to food, not drinks… but whatever.
Lionfoot: You know what we should do? We should give the apprentices warrior names!
Cheesepaw: YES! Can my name be Cheddarcheese? Or Cheesegouda! Or-
Scourge: You can be Cheesenose.
Minkstorm: Rainpaw, your warrior name will be… um… Rainsky, in honor of the winners of the Cup!
Lionfoot: And Dawnpaw, Lynxstorm can decide your name.
(Lynxstorm pops out of the closet)
Lynxstorm: Her name can be Dawnspark.
Dawnspark: Thanks, Lynxstorm! That's an AWESOME name.
Cheesenose: Cheesenose… whatever. At least it isn't Fiercenose…
Scourge: True, that WOULD sound terrible.
Rainsky: I like my name too!
Minkstorm: I propose a toast… TO ME! AND MY FIANCE, SCOURGE!
Lionfoot: And to Lynxstorm, the creator! Wait… what?
Lynxstorm: Aw yeah… I rule you all.
Scourge: TO HITTING CATS WITH RANDOM OBJECTS!
Rainsky: To Oreos! And fishy-faces!
Lynxstorm: To Today's Hits, an Apple Music playlist that got me through writing this story! I love you, Apple Music People!
Dawnspark: And to all of us, THE 2018 WARRIORS WORLD CUP COMMENTATING TEAM!
(Everyone drinks all their wine/ beer/ soda)
Cheesenose: NOW what should we do?
Lynxstorm: Wow… Cheesenose said a sentence that WASN'T about cheese!
Rainsky: How about we talk about Lynxstorm's plans for us in the future?
Lynxstorm: Ok, ok, we can! I've told Dawnspark everything, so she can tell y'all. I have to go kitsit my niece and nephew… goodbye y'all!
(Lynxstorm runs out the door of the bar)
Minkstorm: TELL US!
Dawnspark: Oh… are you drunk again?
MInkstorm: YES. NOW TELL.
Dawnspark: Ok, ok, fine! Let's start with Minkstorm and Scourge. You'll get married on sometime on our new show… 5 commentators/5 contestants/Infinite Insanity! Minkstorm will also probably have kits eventually.
Minkstorm and Scourge: YAAAASSSS!
Rainsky: So that's the name of the new show? 5 commentators/5 contestants/Infinite Insanity?
Dawnspark: Yup! Rainsky, Cheesenose, and I will be helping to host this show with two other new commentators, and Minky, Scourge, and Lionfoot will be occasional special guests!
Cheesenose: Cool.
Lionfoot: But what do I get to do?
Dawnspark: You're gonna be Minky and Scourge's marriage counselor!
Lionfoot: NOOOO!
Dawnspark: JK. You're actually going to be Lynxstorm's personal assistant.
LIonfoot: Phew. Wait, WHAT?
(A bell tinkles on the door, and Mosskit comes in)
Mosskit: Hi everyone! I got released from prison!
Rainsky: Who is SHE?
Mosskit: Mosskit at your service! Though I'm also known as sparkl-
Minkstorm: WE'RE NOT CALLING YOU THAT.
Mosskit: Whatever. Anyway, I came to ask Lionfoot a question.
Lionfoot: I have a question for you too, Mosskit.
Mosskit and Lionfoot: Will you marry me? YES!
Dawnspark: Ha! Thanks for that, Lynxstorm!
(Silence)
Dawnspark: Wait, that WAS you… right?
(Silence)
Minkstorm: SO, NOW WE CAN HAVE A DOUBLE WEDDING! YAY!
Mosskit: Yes girl! Now, can I have some wine?
Minkstorm: SURE!
Cheesenose: I LIKE CHEESE.
Scourge: I think we all knew that.
Dawnspark: Wow, Scourge, you are such a GENIUS! NONE of us noticed besides you.
Minkstorm: ARE YOU MOVING IN ON MY MAN?
Dawnspark: NO! That was SARCASM!
Minkstorm: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
(Dawnspark runs out off the bar and Minkstorm runs after her. Scourge follows)
Scourge: Minky, honey! She was joking!
Mosskit: Now, Lionfoot and I should probably get home to start planning our wedding invitations!
(They head out the door, and Rainsky is left alone in the bar)
Rainsky: Well, thanks so much for watching the Warriors World Cup! The first episode of 5 commentators/5 contestants/infinite insanity will be out soon! Peace out!
And the saga ends! Now I have some people to thank. Thank you Frostpelt07, HHQFandoms, Moonstar, Catspider12, Mad Hat Dragon, and all the rest of you for reading this story. Thanks to one of my friends for some of my random objects, thanks to my little brother Heronstar, and to everyone who's ever supported me! Even my third grade teacher… HAHA quoting rules! I love you all, and peace out! (As Rainsky would say)
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