"LET ME GO!" Kairi shouted. She shook the chains that held her arms. "I said LET ME GO YOU FUCKING RETARD!"

'That wouldn't be much fun, would it?" Ixiyx replied. He sat in the corner of the cell, playing a mellow tune on his guitar. He was quite good, but that was beside the point. Kairi wanted out.

"What do you want me for?" Kairi asked. Ixyix was quiet. "What? Are you too good to speak to me now?" Ixiyx stopped playing his guitar, set it aside, and stood up. He stared at Kairi.

"I want you for a lot of reasons." Ixiyx replied. He stared at here, more intently now, with a sort of lust in his eyes. Kairi shifted nervously. "They, on the other hand, are using you as bait to lure Sora in." Kairi wasn't surprised. Usually the villains 'draft' a damsel in distress to lure in the triumphant hero…she knew Sora would find her and they would kick ass as they walked off into the sunset…happily ever after…but Kairi didn't like the look in Ixiyx's eyes…she shifted again.

"Please…leave me alone…" Kairi murmured.

"Not so fiery now, are you? You know what…I don't feel like leaving you alone…why don't we…have a little fun. Ixiyx laughed as he unlocked the chains holding Kairi.

"I'm going to enjoy this…" He muttered. Kairi backed away, but he caught her and pinned her to the ground. It was at that moment that Kairi realized something…she was in more trouble than she ever needed to be in.

"Put that there…and…wait…Tape that closed! NO! WAAAAAAAAAAAK!" Donald commanded.

"Uh…Donald? How's his gonna help us catch Stitch?" Goofy asked.

"You see, we put our Elvis statue in the intersection. He decides to stop, because he loves Elvis's music, and wants to admire the architecture of my statue." Donald explained. Axel rolled his eyes. "That's when me and Sora jump out and cast shell and trap him in a box…Shell…or Barrier…or Sherrier..."

"Sherrier?" Axel asked, rather annoyed. "You call that a spell name? That has to be the dumbest name in the history of names!" Donald glared at Axel, and put a piece of tape on the Elvis statue.

"HAH! Finished!" Donald exclaimed.

"I got an idea!" Goofy exclaimed. He bent over and whispered in Sora's ear.

"Uh…Goofy…that wasn't a plan…all you said was whisper, whisper, whisper." Sora said.

"I know…I just wanted to be the one with the plan for once…" Goofy replied glumly. Donald rolled his eyes and resumed command.

"SORA! Pay attention. You go over there and hide in that bush, I'll hide in this one. When Stitch drives by, cast Shell. I'll cast barrier and we'll hit him with Sher…that shield spell!" Donald exclaimed.

"Hurry!" Lilo shouted. "I hear the Buggy!" Donald dove into the bush, prepared to cast the spell, and watched Stitch drive down the street.

"Here he comes…" Sora whispered.

"Kimahri?" Riku called. The pit was dark, and Riku was pretty sure he broke his leg…but then he'd be in pain whilst walking…Anyway, he couldn't see his hand in front of his face, was the point.

Riku stumbled along in the dark, searching for a light and slapping himself constantly, just in case it was a dream.

"Two years hasn't gone by…I'm still 15, on an island in the middle of nowhere. I'm still a kid, dreaming of adventure…I did not befriend a blue lion, I'm sure that I'm not on drugs, and I don't curse repetitively!" Riku thought. "Fuck this shit…this is too insane for me…" Riku stuck his hands out in front of him, trying to find a wall, and ran straight into one. After Riku rubbed his nose, he expressed his joy.

"YES!" He shouted. He smiled the most he had to have smiled in the past 18 months. He turned towards the direction the wall was going in ad walked, dragging his hand along the wall so he wouldn't lose his place.

"Kimahri! Kimahri! Where are you, you fuzzy bastard?" Riku shouted. It was gradual, but as Riku dragged his hand along the wall, he realized that it was getting softer. As I said, gradual, but still happening nonetheless. The decomposition, if you will, happened until the wall turned to the consistency of silly putty.

"What is this?" Riku asked quizzically. Not wanting to get lost again, he kept his hand to the wall, citing the abnormal softness to 'structural damage.' He nodded and continued walking…and then he ran his head into some slime on the wall. Not expecting it, Riku jerked his hands away from the wall.

"What the fuck?" Riku exclaimed, trying to shake the stuff off. It wouldn't budge. He shook off the initial shock.

"It's slime…It won't kill you…It'll come off with some antibacterial soap or something." Riku thought. He shook his head, took a breath, and reached out for the wall again…but it wasn't there! Riku spun around, panic-stricken. He frantically tried to get the wall back…and then he gave up hope…doomed to live in the dark pit for eterni…suddenly, a blue-ish light illuminated the pit. Riku jerked his head around, looking for the wall. No where to be found…Riku looked down at his hand and realized that it was the slime that was giving off the light. Riku smiled, grateful for the personal lamp, and continued along in the not-so-dark. After a couple of minutes or so, Riku stopped. He felt a shooting pain go up his arm. He looked at his hand. Sparks of electricity shot out from the slime…he felt another jolt…the slime was shocking him…

Riku tried wiping it off on his pants, but it wouldn't budge. The pain resonated fro his arm to the rest of his body. He felt his legs give out…he felt the cold concrete as his head hit the ground.

'C…concrete?" Riku thought, almost delusional. He heard faint footsteps…he saw a blur of someone, or something, lean over him just before he blacked out.

Stitch knocked on the artificial walls. He wanted out, Sora could tell.

"Ouiga Zinanna Patookie!" Stitch shouted in his alien language.

"What'd he say?" a Donald asked.

"Don't know…" Lilo replied.

"Stitch?" Sora asked. "Calm down." Stitch continued to growl.

"Stitch…" said again. This time Stitch looked up, and looked excited to see the person he was staring at.

"Sora!" Stitch exclaimed.

Stitch immediately sat down and watched Donald point the sparkly stick at the invisible wall, The wall glowed and shattered. Stitch jumped up and plowed Sora to the ground.

"Nice to see you too…you mind telling us what that little road rage was about?" Sora asked. Stitch nodded.

"Chasing after Big Dummy!" Stitch shouted. "Has cousin!" Stitch proceeded to mimic a monster, making growling noises and kicking parts of the Elvis statue off.

"HEY!" Donald shouted.

"It's ok, Donald." Sora said.

"Awww…All that work I did…"

"YOU!? YOU didn't do anything! We did all the work." Axel shouted. Donald opened his mouth to speak, but Sora interrupted.

"What Big Dummy…cousin? What's going on?" Sora asked.

"Oh no1 He must mean Gantu! He must have 614!" Lilo exclaimed. "Quick! Get in the buggy, I'll explain on the way!" Sora jumped into the passenger seat of the buggy, Axel, Donald, Goofy, and Lilo sat in the back. There was more room than expected.

"Take it away Stitch." Sora said as Stitch jumped into the front seat. Stitch nodded and punched the gas. Sora held on to the door as the buggy skirted its way down the road.