A/N: alright, so my last chapter was really, really depressing to write. Sooo, I want to make this chapter kind of a funny chapter.
How to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart! :)
Two Weeks Later
JPOV
I sat on the couch holding my Bella close to my chest stroking her still damp hair from her shower. She had just called her boss to tell him that she would no longer be working for him when Char came into the room. "Jasper, can I talk to you for a minute?" I nodded and helped Bella off my lap. Char led me to the kitchen. "Jasper I am worried about Bella's mental health. I think the stress may be getting to her head." I looked down. I knew her words held truth. "We should take her out. It will be good change of scene for her." "You want me to take her out when Victoria and Maria are practically on our doorstep? What if something happens?" "Correction, WE are going out. As in ALL of us. Me, you, Peter and Bella. That is plenty of protection." I opened my mouth to protest, but just then my cell phone rang. I didn't have to look at the screen to know who it was. "Hello Ali-" "We are going to Walmart. Bonding time. Be ready in twenty. And yes. You do have to go." She hung up. "You better go get ready." And with that Char turned and walked off. I smiled and went back to get Bella.
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Alice, Emmett, Bella, Peter, Char and I hopped out of Emmett's jeep and walked into Walmart. This was not your run-of-the-mill Walmart, no this Walmart was HUGE. Alice led us over to the map (yeah they had a map of the store here.) and unfolded a piece of paper from her pocket. "Alright, here is the deal. Things have been really depressing and boring lately…" "You got that right." Emmett agreed. "Anyways, with the exception of Rosalie, we need some bonding time. I came across this list when I was doing some online shopping. It is a list of ways on how to get kicked out of Walmart. There are some group activates that we can all do together, and then there are some that can be done separately. But what is the fun of it if no one can see you? So I took the liberty of dividing us all into three teams of two. Emmett and Bella, Jasper and Charlotte, and Peter and myself." She smiled brightly and handed us each a piece of paper. "I gave you each your assignments based on humiliation level, and your personalities, and due to this some of you may have more tasks then others. Okay, now that that's settled, let's start off with the group activates." I chuckled as Alice marched off, and shoved the piece of paper into my pocket without looking at it. If she tried, I was sure she could lead an army.
BPOV
"The first activity on the list is to have a shopping cart race. Okay now everyone get into your designated teams." Alice said, climbing into a cart. I looked at my cart and was silently debating on how to climb into it without falling on my ass, when a pair of strong arms lifted me up and placed me in the cart. I turned around to a beaming Emmett. "You were taking too long." I rolled my eyes. "I just didn't want to fall." I defended myself. "And remember to go at human pace. We don't need people calling the FBI." "Okay ready-" "wait!" jasper called. "If you count down it won't be fair." "Yes it will be I'm not the one pushing the cart, Peter is." "Well knowing you two, you have probably worked out a system for him know when you are going to say go, therefore, getting a head start and winning by cheating." Alice rolled her eyes. I was just confused. "Hey, kid!" Jasper motioned for some boy that looked like he was 10 to come over here. "Do you want to earn 20 bucks?" the kid nodded his head ferociously. "Good. All you have to do is stand over there and say '123 go!' Alright?" "No no no no! He has to say '321 go!'" Emmett proclaimed. "What difference does it make?" Jasper asked him. "Because, when rockets blast off they don't say '123, and we have liftoff.' They say '321, and we have liftoff'." "actually they say '10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1, and we have liftoff.'" Peter added. "Oh my gosh, it doesn't matter! Just say 321 go." Char told the boy. "So you agree with him? Some friend you are." Jasper mumbled. I laughed. Even Vampires could act like really big babies sometimes. "321 go!" the boy yelled, and Emmett took off running at a human pace. I grabbed on to the sides of the cart so I wouldn't topple backwards and hit my head. We were in the lead, but Jasper and Char were gaining on us. Soon we were all head to head. Just as I was sure we were going to pull ahead of them again, Peter and Jasper took a sharp turn going to the left and right. "HEY THAT'S CHEATING!" I yelled. Alice didn't say we could take short cuts. "No it's not!" a chorus of 4 voices rang out. We were approaching the finish line, and when I looked at the isles to the left and right at us, I saw char and Alice barreling towards us. We were on a collision course. "Emmett! Go faster, were going to crash!" I yelled. Emmett's pace sped up, and we were barely out of the way before there was a loud crash. I looked behind us to see that Peter, Alice, Char and Jasper were a tangled mess with the two shopping carts on top of them. I couldn't help but laugh at the comical scene. Emmett's pace slowed and he calmly pushed me across the finish line. I broke out into a fit of laughter and cheering. Emmett picked me up and spun me around. "Yeah! We won! We are the champions!" I was still laughing as I walked over to jasper, who was still on the ground. I stuck out my hand out for him and he grabbed my arm and pulled me down on top of him, crashing his lips to mine. Our kiss was quick but passionate, and all too soon he pulled back and stood up. "That was… fun." He whispered to into my hair. I smiled. After putting the carts back in their respected places, Alice walked to the front of the group with the list again. She did not look happy. "Next on the list is another group activity." She smirked. "Follow me." We walked to the other side of Walmart and stopped at the gift wrap. Alice handed us each a tube of gift wrap. "What are we going to do with these?" Emmett asked, eyeing his Star wars tube with confusion. "We are going to fence. Here are the rules, if you get hit in the arm or the leg, you can't use it any more. If you get hit on the chest or head, you're dead." I giggled. I had taken fencing lesions when I was little with Rene, and I could still recall most of them clearly.
I was up against Alice first. She didn't waist anytime in going for the kill. She jabbed her tube, aiming for my heart. I twisted my tube so we met at an ex. I spun my body to the right, so that I was behind Alice and stabbed her in the back. Alice turned to me with shock on her face. "I win." I smirked. Alice huffed and sat down. Emmett was up against Peter next. It was obvious that Emmett was trying to use his strength to fling peters tube from his hand, but Peter had experience. Peter got Emmett in his leg, so Emmett was hopping on one leg by the time Peter decided to put him out of his misery with a clunk to the head. Emmett pouted, but sat down next to Alice. I was up against Char next. It didn't last long. I got her in the first 20 seconds. I don't think she was really trying. Jasper was up against Peter next. They circled each other with grins on their faces. Jasper waited for peter to strike, giving him an opening to his arm. He hit peter right in his right arm, so he was forced to use his left arm. After that it seemed like jasper was just toying with peter. He would fake left then fake right. This went on for about five minutes before he struck peter in both his legs so peter was on his knees. And with one swipe jasper 'decapitated' peter. I walked up to Jasper and he smiled. It was down to us two. We stalked each other, moving in a slow circle. I was determined to win this. I saw his hand twitch and I stepped to the side just in time to avoid his blow to the left. I used this to my advantage and swung my tube at his arm. He twisted and dodged, striking me in my leg. I was glad I had taken ballet classes, even though I was horrible at them. I knew I wouldn't last long on only one leg; I had to go for the kill soon. I waited until he shifted his wait onto his left foot, and I charged at his right. A smug smile came across his face. I realized a second too late that this is what he wanted. I just fell right into his trap. Literally. I stumbled over my own feet, but just before I hit the ground Jasper's strong arm wrapped around my waist. I looked up into his face as he poked me in the chest with his tube of gift-wrap. "I win." He said softly, bringing his lips down to mine in a passionate kiss. Just as I was about ready to allow his tongue access to my mouth Alice cleared her throat. Jasper slowly pulled away and helped me stand up. "Well, since you two are so lustful today, you will be perfect for the next objective on the list." She paused. "Number three, have two people go into a unisex dressing room and pretend to have sex." I blushed five shades of red. I couldn't do this. I would die of embarrassment. I looked over to Jasper who was sporting a huge grin. "'common darlin. It will be fun." I could not believe he just said that. "What? A-are you serious? I'm not. I can't." "It will be fun. I promise." I looked at him like he had grown a second head. He couldn't be serious. "You have to do it Bella." I looked over at Alice. Great now they were ganging up on me. "I don't really have a choice here do I?" "Good that means you'll do it!" Alice bounced as jasper took my hand and led me to the dressing rooms. Jasper randomly picked out a dress and a pair of pants and walked up to the attendant. "Two. We only need one dressing room." I looked at the lady. Her name tag read 'Cindy'. She looked like she was in her late 40's. Her eyes glazed over when jasper spoke, and she absently mindedly handed him the door hanger. Jasper, still holding my hand, led us into the tiny room. He closed his eyes. "Jasper what are you-" "shhhh." He hushed me. When I opened my mouth to ask him again what he was doing, he silenced me by bring his mouth down to mine in a hard passionate kiss. His tongue danced with mine, struggling for dominance of the kiss. My mouth slowly relaxed, letting him have control. I moaned against his hard lips, and he pulled away. "I had to make sure we had an audience first." He said softly, running his hand up and down my side. He wrapped his other hand in my hair and pulled my lips down for another kiss. Jasper's hand slowly slid down to the front of my pants and began to unbutton them. I pulled my lips back from his so they were barley touching. "What are you doing?" I whispered softly against his lips. "Why pretend when you can have the real thing?" and with that my lips crashed against his. The thought of having sex in a public place should have embarrassed me, but it turned me on to no end. He finished unbuttoning my pants, and I reached mine down to unbutton his. I gasped when he pulled his pants down, realizing he was going commando. His hands hastily pulled my pants and panties down and he grinded his hips against mine, earning a moan from me. "We got to make this fast Darlin'." I looked down at his large erection and bit my lip. I wondered how he fit inside of me at all. Instead of verbally responding I nodded. He positioned his head at my wet entrance and easily slid into me, filling me up completely. "Shit darlin', you're so tight. I can barley move my cock." I moaned at his words. "You like that baby?" Jasper's voice was low and seductive. I nodded. My mouth dropped open into an 'o' as he began to move out of me, until only his head was inside of me, then ramming back into me fully. My legs automatically wrapped around his waist, allowing him to go deeper. I moaned at the sensation. He moved in and out of me and occasionally rolled his hips into mine. His thrusts became harder and faster and he let out a sexy gravely moan. My head flew back and hit the wall as he started pounding into me at an almost inhuman pace. Our moans were becoming louder and closer together. I could tell that I was close to the edge. I was getting hotter, tighter. "Jasper please, don't stop. I'm so close." His hand reached down between us to pinch my clit. "OH MY GOD JASPER!" I screamed as I came around him. Immediately after he let out a loud moan as he spilled his cold seed deep inside of me. I was panting, trying to catch my breath as I came down from my orgasmic high. Jasper slowly set me down on wobbly knees. "You okay Darlin'? I didn't hurt you did I?" His voice was full of concern. I laughed. "I'm better than okay, I'm fantastic. That was great." He smiled and gave me a quick sweet kiss on the lips. I pulled up my pants and finger combed my hair. I saw jasper doing the same. "Time to face the music." He smiled and opened the door. The first thing I noticed was the huge crowd of people around here, and that they were all staring at me. I blushed and jasper took my hand, leading me to where Alice was waiting for us.
Meanwhile…
Emmett's POV
I reviewed my task in my head as I headed to the hunting section of the store. This was going to be hilarious. I arrived there and saw the clerk. He young kid of about 21 sitting down playing his PSP. Perfect. I casually walked over to the hunting rifles and picked one up. I tossed it back and forth a couple of times, before walking up to the clerk, gun in hand. "Excuse me, sir?" I did my best at channeling my inner Edward so I wouldn't bust up laughing. He was so involved with his game that he didn't even see me. "Excuse me?" I said loudly. He looked up with an annoyed look on his face, but once he saw my size his eyes widened. "Sorry, how may I help you?" His voice went up an octave. Pussy. "I was wondering where the anti-depressants are?" his face went as white as a sheet. "Um I-I don't think y-you should be buying a gun I-if you're on antidepressants." He stuttered. This was too funny. "You don't understand. My dog just died and my parents passed away 5 years ago." I made my voice break at the end. "I can't live without my little Lucy." I could feel venom well up in my eyes. This was perfect. "I-I jut I can't" I forced myself to dry sob. "Um I'm sorry for your loss, but I think you should put the gun back. "Why? Why can't I come into a fucking Walmart and buy a fucking gun and a bottle of god damn anti-depressants! My voice started off soft, but I was yelling by the end. The guy looked like he was about ready to pee his pants and I noticed two other Walmart employees heading my way, so I put the gun down on the counter and booked it with a grin on my face. Task complete.
PETER POV
I practically skipped to the clothing department. The excitement and anticipation of my assignment was bubbling up inside of me. This was going to be hilarious. I walked to the men's section and saw that there was an employee going through the clothes. I pretended to browse through the clothes, making note of where all the mannequins were. As soon as she left I went to work. I grabbed one mannequin from the men's side and one from the women's. I arranged them so that the man was bent over the women, making it look like he was fucking her from behind. I smiled my pervey smile and grabbed the rest of them, arranging them into various erotic positions. Good thing I knew a lot. I could have kept going, but I ran out of mannequins after about 20 positions. I pouted. That had been fun. I saw someone hiding and I quickly ducked behind a rack of different hideous clothing items. It was an elderly woman, who looked to be in her 70's. She saw my artwork and stopped as her mouth dropped open. I clamped a hand over my mouth to muffle my laughter as she huffed and walked away, presumably to find an employee to fix it. I watched about ten more reactions before I became bored of it and walked away.
It didn't take long to find the isle that would help me complete my next task. I looked through the blankets until I found one that suited my mission. My task was to run around the store dressed in a cape, singing the superman theme song. Well there were two things wrong with that. First of all, Batman was WAY cooler then superman and I had no idea what the superman theme song was. I picked up the blanket that had pictures of Batman and Robin on it and tied it around my shoulders. I grinned when I saw the old lady from earlier standing a couple of feet away. I took a unnecessary breath and ran at a fast human pace by her, screaming at the top of my lungs "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!" she jumped and screamed, dropping the bed set she was holding. As I ran down the aisle she yelled "I'm reporting you to the manager young man!" I laughed. She had no idea I was over twice her age. I ran around the store some more until I saw a very angry looking employee heading my way. I started sing-yelling even louder. "Hey! You there! Stop right where you are!" I was getting ready to stop when an idea came to mind. "Catch me if you can!" I yelled as I took off running. I looked behind me at the overweight employee who was struggling to keep up with my pace. I laughed before I ran into something and bounced back off it.
MEANWHILE, JPOV
As soon as I walked up to Alice, she me and Bella our next assignment. "These one's you guys are going to have to do separately." Bella whimpered. We hadn't left each other's side since I went to see Jacob. Alice's face went blank as she had a vision. "Don't worry; nothing is going to go wrong." She smiled before giving us our next objectives.
I kissed Bella quickly on the lips before we headed our separate ways. I walked to the toy isle and quickly located the stuffed animals. I took a deep breath before picking up a large pink poodle and cradling it in my arms like a baby. I saw a woman in her twenty's staring at me while her kid ran around picking out several toys that I was sure they wouldn't actually be buying. I gave her a dirty look. She should be watching her kid and not me. I walked off with the poodle in my arms. Every time someone would look at me I would say "good girl Sophie" or "who's a good doggie." The reactions were only mildly amusing until I ran into an old lady who looked to be about 72 years old. "Good Sophie. Such a good dog. Who wants a biscuit?" the lady stopped what she was doing and turned around to gawk at me. "What is wrong with this world?" she asked while shaking her head before returning to her grocery list. Geez someone woke up on the wrong side of the cave this morning. I went to put the dog down on some random isle, but I just couldn't. I had grown attached to it. How fucking pathetic. Oh well I would buy it for Bella as a gift. I tucked the toy under my arm and started to look for Alice. That's when I heard the voice. "There! That's one of them." I turned to see the old lady from earlier with two buff looking guys. Damn security. Well I sure as hell wasn't going down without a fight. Well not really, considering I could kick their asses with both hands tied behind my back and blindfolded. But I would make them chase me. I took off at a human sprint and saw that they were chasing me. I smiled at the fact that they would never catch me. They held up pretty well for the first five minutes, but they were no Olympic runners. They soon fell behind, but they seemed determine to give themselves heart attacks, so they kept chasing me. I turned my head to watch them struggle, and ran right into something with so much force, that I bounced off, landing right at the feet of the security. I looked up to see what could possibly have that effect on my, to see peter in basically the same position. "Damn it peter!" I yelled, throwing the poodle at him. He took the dog in his hands and burst out laughing. I held in a growl as he carelessly threw it back at me. The stitching was fragile. "Are you planning on buying that?" one of the employees that were chasing peter asked, out of breath. "Yeah, I am." I said. Which made Peter bust up laughing. I hissed at him but low enough so the humans wouldn't hear. "It's for Bella." I mumbled. One of the security guards tried to grab my arm to escort me out, but I wrenched my arm away. "I can get up by myself!" I snapped. I got to my feet as did peter. "Sure it is." Then he mumbled something that sounded like whipped. "Like you're not! You basically grovel at Char's feet every day!" I said as I handed over the money for the stuffed dog. Peter snorted as the security guards escorted us out. "I end up in this situation with you way too often." I said to Peter. "Not really, usually we end up behind bars." I laughed. "Remember Kansas '87?" Peter busted up laughing. "The look on Char's face when she came to bail us out." I doubled over with laughter. I could laugh now, but it had been terrifying back in 1987. I was sure char was going to rip my dick off. But luckily, both my boys and my penis stayed firmly attached to my body. I smiled at the memory as I leaned against Emmett's Jeep and waited for the others.
CHAR'S POV
I giggled as I thought about my next task. I found the shoe department fairly quickly and took off my red Jimmy Choo's; randomly picking up a shoe box and discarded the cheap excuse for heals inside. I would NEVER buy a pair of shoes here. Ever. I placed my beloved heals in the cardboard box and walked up to the unsuspecting clerk and placed the shoes in front of him. I want to return these. I said in a snippy voice. "Umm okay. Do you have a receipt?" this boy really didn't know anything about shoes, otherwise he would have known that Walmart would NEVER sell a pair of shoes this classy here. "No." I stated simply, while pretending to examine my perfectly manicured nails. "Uhh okay. I will be right back." He picked up my heals and went to a back room. I heard a snickering and turned to see Emmett and Alice watching me. I smiled at them before turning back to the clerk who was returning with my shoes. "Umm mam, we don't sell these here. I'm sorry." I started to feel bad for the boy, but the job must be done. "Are you sure? I know I bought these here." "I'm sorry but we-"I cut him off. "I thought the customer was always right? Don't you have a plaque with that on it or something?" "We do, but-""I'm a customer, and I know I bought these here!" I was yelling by now. "Mam, if you could just calm down-""I AM RIGHT! DAMN IT! AND DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!" I stomped my foot for good measure. I noticed that I was attracting a crowd. Good. I jumped on top of a convenient mettle bench and yelled "the customer is always right! Always right damn it!" the crowd laughed and cheered as I chanted the words over and over again. I noticed the boy had just hung up the phone. Damn it. How the hell did I miss that? I looked for a way to escape, but I noticed security had already covered the exits. Damn they were fast. One of the guards walked up to me. "Mam you're going to have to need to leave the store now. We will escort you out." Fuck. Well I don't see a way out of this. Oh well. There goes all my fun. I stepped down off the bench and walked out of the store, shooting glares at Emmett and Alice who were hiding from the bad guys behind a shoe rack. I walked out of the store and was shocked to see peter and jasper leaning against Emmett's Jeep. At least I wasn't the first to get kicked out.
Alice's POV
I knew that Jasper and Peter were already waiting outside when Char got kicked out too. I smiled. It had been fun watching them complete their tasks, but now it was my turn. I quickly gave Emmett his mission and headed to the food isles. I quickly walked over to the place I had seen in my visions, and right on que the speakers buzzed on and a woman's bored voice announced "Deborah Carlson, you party is waiting for you at register four. Deborah Carlson, register four." I dropped to my knees screaming. "NO! It's those voices again! No! Make them stop! Please make them stop!" fake dry sobs wracked through my body as I curled up into a fetal position on the floor. The announcer's voice came back on the speakers. "We have a code three in isle nine. Code three in isle nine. I looked up to the big black dangly thing that had the isle numbers on it. It said nine on it in a big white number. Dang it. I quickly bounced up and flashed my crowd a grin and bowed before taking off. I walked towards the dairy products where I encountered a very sweaty security guard. Really? What Walmart would have security guards? I turned, only to see that another big sweaty guard was blocking the other end of the isle. Double darn. I quickly thought up a plan as the guards closed in. as soon as sweat-guard no1 was close enough, I gave a very fake, human sounding his and snapped my teeth at him. His shock was written all over his face as he stiffened and jumped back, allowing me to squeeze pass him. I took off running, but didn't get very far. I ran into a dead end. Bummer. I let them escort me out to where the others were waiting.
BPOV
I had noticed the security guards that were scoping out the store, probably looking for me and whoever was left inside the store. I hid behind racks as I made my way to the music section. I quickly found the music sampler and set it to Teenage Dream by Katy Perry and turned it up full blast. I quickly grabbed the electric guitar that was on display. Luckily it was tuned. I plugged it into the amps and began strumming as I sang to the lyrics.
You think I'm pretty
Without any makeup on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punch line wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down
Before you met me
I was a wreck but things
Were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine, Valentine
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
You make me feel
Like I'm living' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
Then the music shut off. I looked to see that a security guard had shut off the music while the other unplugged my guitar from the amps. Dang it I was having fun.
The crowd cheered as the guards grabbed my arm and started leading me towards the exit doors. "I don't know why you and your friends insist on doing this. It just makes our jobs harder. Teenage punks." One of the guards said as they let go of my arm as soon as I was out side. My anger flared as I turned around to face them. "Well it's good that we are making you work. You could l loose a couple pounds asshole." I turned around and walked off to Jasper's side. "Bella you have mad skills." Peter commented. I blushed and looked down. "You heard that?" I asked shyly. "I think everyone heard that darlin'" "I didn't know you could play the Electric guitar." "Jasper taught me." I said smiling. My blushed deepened as Jasper's arms wrapped around my waist, waiting for Emmett to come out of the store.
EmmettPOV
I know that I was the last one left in the store and I felt almost giddy that I won. Not that it was a contest, but still. The only thing that was wrong was that since Alice got kicked out, I had no idea what my assignment was. I contemplated just leaving, but then my cell phone vibrated. I opened it and grinned at my text from Alice. This was going to be fun. I causally strolled over to the women's section and picked up the first dress I saw. It was a hideous yellow and it was huge. Perfect. I went to the dressing room and used my super awesome good looks to convince the clerk to let me try this on. When I got in there I noticed that there was a bag of makeup on the floor. I opened it and saw a note on top. 'Have fun! ;) –Alice' I went through the items. There was eyeliner, mascara, lipstick (bright red), blue eye shadow, and pink blush. I laughed as I stripped down to my underwear and began putting on the eyeliner. I poked my eye about 18 times before I got it to look right. I added the mascara and eye shadow. My eyes looked about as good as Rose's now. I grinned as I added the blush and smeared the lipstick all over my lips. And lastly I pulled the dress over my head. I picked up the bag and a yellow bow with white poka dots fell out. I snapped it in to my dark curls. I walked out and immediately heard the giggles of a group of teenage girls. I smiled showing my teeth and they busted up laughing. "Like omg. Isn't Justin Bieber so freaking sexy?" I said in my best obnoxious Paris Hilton voice. They clutched their sides as they doubled over laughing. I walked up to the front of the stores. "Omg I can't believe one of the Jo Bros got married. It's like there all in high school in their show then it's like omg now he is married? WTF? I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!" I had attracted many eyes and there were several people recording me on their phone. "What's the deal with Miley now? She was all sweet and innocent at the beginning of her show, and now she's all I can't be tamed! I mean seriously!" I saw the guards heading this way so I had to make my grand finally fast. "She wears short skirts, I wear tee shirts! She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers! Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that I'm the one who understands you! Baby baby baby ohhh! Baby baby baby nooo! Baby baby baby ohhhh! You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream! In my head I see you all over me! I came to dance dance dance! I hit the floor because that's my plans plans plans! I throw my hands up in the air sometimes singing ah-oh got to let go! We ginna light it up like it is dynamite! Just ginna stand there and watch me burn that's alright because I like the way it hurts just ginna stand there and hear me cry, that's alright because I love the way you lie! And I know that he knows that I'm unfaithful and it kills him inside to know that I'm happy with some other guy! I don't wanna hurt him anymore I don't wanna be a murderer! Baby I like it the way you move on the floor! You got designer shades just to hide your face! You wear them around like your cooler than me!" by the time I got the last note out, the guards had grabbed my arms and where pulling me towards the door. "Ouch stop it! I have rights you know! HARRASMENT!" they let me go at the door and I turned around and flipped them the double bird. "Fuck you bitches!" I yelled at them, still using my Paris Hilton voice. I turned around to see that my family was staring at me surprising laughter. I walked over to them and smoothly ran my hand through my hair. "Hey what's up you guys?" I asked. They cracked up laughing.
BPOV
I was lying on Jasper's bare chest, clad in only my bra and underwear, trying to sleep. It had been a long, fun day and I was exhausted. But for some reason I couldn't sleep. "Darlin' you need to get some rest." I smiled and snuggled up under his chin. "I know. I just can't sleep." "You want me to help you with that?" I nodded. I thought he meant by using his gift, so I gasped when he flipped me on my back and started kissing down my stomach. He stopped when he got to my panties and took a deep breath, smelling my arousal. "Jasper, wait." His dark, lust filled eyes met mine. "No one's ever…" my voice trailed off. He grabbed my chin and turned my head so that I met his eyes again. "I won't do anything you don't want me to do" I bit my lip. "I do want you to though." He smiled and kissed my lips. "Just relax. Let me take care of you." I nodded and laid back. I felt him remove my bra and panties. I looked down to see him lick my folds. I gasped and flung my head back as he pumped two fingers into me. I moaned and bucked my hips up as he continued his assault on me. I moaned as he replaced his fingers with his tongue as my orgasm hit. After he was done cleaning me up, he helped me put my bra and panties back on, so I wouldn't feel so exposed. I smiled as I climbed back on his chest, snuggling under his chin again. I closed my eyes. But there was something I had to do before I feel asleep. "Jasper?" I whispered my voice soft from exhaustion. "yeah darlin'?" "I love you" I whispered quietly, knowing he would hear me. "I love you too Bella." He wrapped his arms around me and started to sing softly.
"You make me smile like the sun,
Fall out of bed,
Sing like a bird,
Dizzy in my head,
Spin like a record,
Crazy like a Sunday night.
You make me dance like a fool,
Forget how to breathe,
Shine like gold,
Buzz like a bee,
Just the thought of you can drive me wild,
Oh you make me smile.
I smiled as I drifted off to sleep. Feeling perfectly safe in my love's arms.
A/N:
I don't own the songs;
You belong with me- Taylor Swift
Baby- Justin Bieber
Teenage Dream- Katy Perry
Dynamite- Taio Cruz
Love the way you lie- Eminem ft Rihannah
Unfaithful- Rihannah
I like it- Enrique Iglesias
Cooler than me- Mike Posner
Smile-Uncle Kracker
I am really, really sorry for not updating in so long. This chapter just took forever to write. Thank you for being so patient with me. I hope you liked this monster of a chapter, with a double shot of lemon. ;D Please R&R.