Mach Rider: Have you noticed I have been ignored in this series

It was peaceful and quiet in the smash house. But as we all know. That never lasts long.

"Oh no." X said as he walked down the steps.

"Is he ok?" Mach asked

"WHY!" X screamed bringing everyone within 5 miles to the house.

"Take care of them Ike." The bossy girl in the parka ordered "NOW!"

"Yes sir." He responded

"Come on X what's wrong."

"My family is visiting."

"So, it can't be that bad."

"Not that bad. NOT THAT BAD! My father is coming! And I have 15 brothers and a sister that could kill each other if they sneeze and another sister that will freakin' murder our asses with a broom. And be grateful they're the only ones visiting."

"Oh. Is that it? Man, grow some metallic…" Nana said but was cut off when someone knocked on the door.

"Is this the Smash House?" A voice said. Not old, but not young.

"Y-Yes." X stuttered out

"Is that you X!" The man yelled out opening the door.

"Father, how has it been?" He said walking over and giving him a handshake.

"Good. Say hello to your brothers and sisters."

"How has it been?" Roll asked him

"It's good here."

"How did you get chosen over me? I'm the original."

"Hey where's Tornado Man?" Ice Man asked.

"I think he prefers the air." Splash Woman said pointing outside. Tornado Man was hovering in the air looking at the sky.

"What's going on down here?" Zelda asked coming down the steps

'This is my chance' X thought with a smile on his face.

"Guys this is Zelda. She will be your tour guide."

"Wait what!"

X quickly ran to his room and locked all the doors.

"So what's going on?" Cloud said throwing cards into a hat.

"What makes you say that?" he said becoming nervously.

"Because you suit is short circuiting."

X quickly looked down to see his roommate was speaking the truth.

"You know you will have to face them eventually."

"The hell I will."

"I'm giving you a choice. Go by free will or I will drag you to them."

"Why?"

"BECAUSE, I SUFFERED THROUGH MEGA MAN 9! I PAYED 10 DOLLARS JUST TO GET KICKED IN THE BALLS REPETITAVLY!"

"Fine. Besides visitors can't stay longer than a week."

"Well…" Cloud said with lingers in his voice.

"DAMN IT!"

I'm writing this chart cause I just beat Mega Man 9. And what cloud said is basically what the game is. You pay 10 bucks to get kicked in the balls over and over again. But, you still want more.

MagicKid

Its George Lopez Time

Oh and don't say that they aren't family because all the robots from Mega Man 1 and 9 are all DNR series making them Dr. Light's (Or Wright if you are from Japan. ALSO KNOWN AS ROCKMAN! ....Damn you Brentalfloss)creations and Mega Man's Brother. And X was his final creation so…put it together and Team Nekokan just made a song about incestuous love. And everyone else who pairs up Roll with Rock.