I was in the dojo with Kim, Jerry and Milton waiting for the other guys to get here. Soon enough a tired looking Jack walked in with Eddie "Well I got to first base with Stacey Wiseman" Eddie said facing Jerry.
"I told you my sources were right" Jerry said happily.
"Not exactly, we were playing softball. I asked her out and she hit me with first base!" Eddie exclaimed, I giggled "Turns out she likes Steve Hubbard" he added, I sighed sympathetically and hopped up to sit on the trophy counter.
"That's the guy who stole my bike" Milton said as he cleaned his French Horn.
"Why do girls always go for bad boys?" Eddie asked irritatedly.
"Because sometimes they give 'em bikes that used to belong to other people" Milton said in annoyance, I rolled my eyes.
"Hey Bo is that why you're dating Jerry? Because he's bad?" Eddie asked, all eyes turned to me and I tensed. Usually I didn't care about people watching me, I usually loved it. But I felt a little awkward with them waiting for an answer, especially a smug looking Jerry.
"Maybe a little, I don't know!" I exclaimed, they all rolled their eyes and turned back around. Jerry however walked towards me and stood inbetween my legs.
"Really? You like me cuz I always get in trouble?" he asked putting his arms around my waist, I shrugged.
"Well it does help but that's not the only reason" I admitted, he nodded and Rudy's office door opened. We all turned around to see him walk out, holding up a magazine to cover his nose and mouth.
"Okay everyone, I've not shaved in over a month. Behold my full blown manstache" Rudy said, he moved the magazine away to reveal his tiny stache. I laughed and shook my head in disbelief.
"My aunt Connie has a thicker manstache" Jack chuckled, Rudy shot him a glare and he quickly turned to face his locker.
"Aw it's cute, like a little mouldy shoelace" Kim said, I laughed even more.
"Cute? This is the same moustache that Bobby Wasabi has" Rudy said annoyed, I rolled my eyes"It really started bushing out when I tried this" he said opening his locker and pulling out a bottle "Dr Folicles hair fertilizer is the beard and moustache grower indorsed by lumberjacks, Bikers and Rabi's" he said reading off the bottle.
"Wow, those three groups usually don't agree on anything" Milton said with raised eyebrows, Jerry moved and I jumped down from the trophy stand.
"Uh Jack?" Kim asked, we all looked to see Jack bent over with his head in the locker and his arms hanging down limply.
"Jack" Kim said loudly while clapping behind his head, he jumped successfully hitting his head on the side of the locker. We all winced.
"Sorry I was up all night playing Kung Fu Cop 77. You go back in time with Bobby and play a bell bottomed super freak, last night I took out 8 ninjas with one disco ball" Jack said proudly.
"So now you haven't slept for two nights in a row?" Eddie asked.
"So what? Let's spar Milton" Jack said walking onto the mat, Milton followed and they both bowed before fighting. Surprisingly Milton flipped Jack over onto his back "Holy Christmas nuts! I don't know what just happened but I think I became a man. I've gotta call my father!" Milton exclaimed before running into the changing rooms, Rudy sighed and helped Jack up from the floor.
"Jack, go to my office lie down and take a nap" he said.
"Rudy I'm fine, tell them Eddie" Jack said putting an arm around Jerry's shoulders.
"Oh no I'm Jerry, the good looking one" Jerry smirked, I chuckled.
"Jack I'm not gonna let you spar it'd be dangerous, I'm telling you just go to my office" Rudy said.
"Rudy you can't tell me what to do" Jack said annoyed, I sighed and turned to Jerry.
"Wanna go a round?" I asked motioning to the mat, he smirked.
"By go a round you mean?" he asked, my jaw dropped and I smacked his shoulder.
"Sparring Jerry! God is that all you think about?" I asked amused, he shrugged.
"Pretty much, but who can blame me when I have such a hot girlfriend" he said giving me the one over, I smiled.
"C'mon Romeo" I said, we both got into position but were suddenly stopped by Kim and Eddie standing in front of us.
"Hey what gives?" I asked standing straight.
"Whenever you two spar, bad things happen" Eddie said taking a few steps back.
"Like what?" Jerry asked also annoyed.
"You guys always end up kissing and sometimes you try an' go further" Kim said crossing her arms.
"We don't go that far" Jerry said rolling his eyes.
"Jerry yesterday you tried to take her shirt off. While we were all in here" she replied shooting him an annoyed look.
"Damn I thought you guys forgot about that" he muttered.
"How could we forget that? It's permanently scratched into my brain" Eddie said grimacing, I sighed.
"Look it's just for today, then you guys can do what you want" Kim said in a calmer tone, I nodded and shrugged.
"Okay I guess it's fair enough" I sighed, I did agree with them sort of. I know I would be annoyed if someone kept making out in front of me all the time.
"Okay Jerry you're with Eddie and I'm with Bo" Kim said, I nodded and we got into position.
Jack's Dream - The 70's...
I walked into the loud police station with Snowflake who was seriously ticked off about her missing necklace "Yah think they'll help?" I asked disbelievingly, she shook her head.
"Nah but it's worth a shot" she replied as we entered the place.
"My name is Snowflake Jones and I've been robbed" she declared, we stopped walking and I crossed my arms while cocking my hip a bit. I noticed one of the young ones strut over and I sighed in annoyance.
"Hello Snowflake, you've come to the right place I'll help you. My names Jack, check out my hair" he said flipping it, I bit my lip and she smirked my way...she obviously found him hot too.
"Usually we don't trust the flies, but we're diggin' yah vibe" she said motioning to me.
"Who's your friend?" Jack asked giving me a wink.
"This is Sunshine Wilson, my BFF" Snowflake explained, I nodded in greeting.
"Well girls I hope you keep diggin' because under this vibe is a whole layer of groove" he said, she giggled and I smiled a little.
"Ew, are you done love train?" An older guy asked as he pushed Jack away "I'll help these helpless kittens who've, lost their mittens" he said.
"Yeah well these kitty's got claws" Snowflake said, I brought my hand down on the table and it broke in half.
"So how can we help you mam?" The old guy asked a bit surprised.
"Look we can take care of ourselves, I don't need yah muscles I need yah badges. Someone broke into my pad and stole my dragons eye necklace" she shrugged.
"Well we dig, what does your necklace look like sister?" Jack asked spinning around before saying the word 'Sister'.
"Woah woah, hold on rookie. Lemme show you how it's done" The old guy said walking over, he spun around just like Jack did only slower.
"Golden chain, round pendant with a dragons eye in the middle. My aunt gave it to me and said whoever wears that necklace holds great power" Snowflake said, the two guys chatted to each other secretly and I turned to her.
"Yah think we can trust 'em?" I asked, she shook her head sceptically.
"Maybe, that young one's a catch though huh?" she asked winking, I giggled.
"Okay we'll take the case" Both guys said turning round again, we both smiled.
"No you won't!" Someone shouted from behind us, we both turned to see a short dark bald guy eating a sandwich.
"Come on chief these girls need us, we can't let that dragons eye get into the wrong hands!" Jack exclaimed walking towards the man.
"I'm not sending you on a wild goose chase, especially when a wild goose just broke outta the zoo and I need you to chase it. Just stay away from that dragons eye case or it'll mean yah badges" Chief warned before walking out, I sighed.
"Fine we'll find the necklace ourselves, an' we thought you two had nunchucks" I said crossing my arms in annoyance.
"Oh we got nunchucks sister" The oldest cop said, he and Jack pulled out nunchucks and did some tricks with them.
"I don't care if our jobs are on the line, these stone cold foxes need our help. We're in" Jack said smirking at us.
"Hold on punk, I'm in charge here and if I don't say we're in we ain't in. We're in" The older guy said.
"Groovy baby!" Snowflake exclaimed happily.
"If we're gonna fight crime we need some theme music" Jack said.
"For once you're right" The old guy said, he put the tape into the player and slow music came out.
"Let me take a shot at this" Snowflake said going over to it, she took out the tape and dug through her massive hair before pulling out her own tape and putting it in. Funky music blasted out and she smiled "Now that's a groove I can boogie to" she said, they all danced out of the station and I rolled my eyes.
"I don't dance sweetheart" I said to myself before walking out of the place.
The Diner...
We arrived at our destination and I looked around "This is the loose lips diner, it's where all the snitches hang out" Bobby explained.
"Yeah I heard about this place, they got a really far out secret sauce" I said hopping up to sit on one of the stools.
"It's just ketchup and mayonnaise with a hint of paprika. But you didn't hear it from me" A cute guy said turning around for a second, the cook hit him with a baguette and he winced.
"That's Laboca. If someone took your dragons eye necklace, he'll know" Bobby said, I nodded "Laboca" Bobby said menacingly, Laboca turned around with a nervous expression and tried running for the door. Bobby gripped his shirt and lifted him up "Laboca, I know you know what I wanna know and I want you to know that I know it, yah know?" Bobby asked.
"No" Laboca said shaking his head, he was dropped to the floor until Jack repeated the process.
"Okay Laboca you gonna play along or is my partner gonna have to throw the book atcha?" Jack asked threateningly, Bobby whispered something in his ear and Jack dropped Laboca with an annoyed expression. I rolled my eyes and stood in front of him, he looked up at my legs before slowly trailing up all the way up to my face.
"My god baby you so fine" he said in awe, I rolled my eyes and crouched down to his level.
"Listen darlin' if my BFF's dragons eye necklace falls into the wrong hands the whole world could be in danger. Yah dig it?" I asked raising an eyebrow, he nodded.
"Sure mami, if your boys stop roughing me up I'll tell you what I know" he said, I nodded and stood up while he did the same.
"Okay there's a hot new club downtown called the school, word on the street is someone's been flashing your necklace around there" he said, we all nodded and were about to leave when he stopped us "Wait, there's more. Once I start snitching I can't stop, you don't have to wait an hour after you eat to go swimming and the tooth fairy is actually just your..."
"Lalalalala" Bobby said covering his ears and cutting off Laboca.
"Get in the car Laboca, we need you to take us to the school" Jack said gripping him by the shirt.
"Okay okay, but I'm gonna try an' escape at the first stop like...Dang why do I love snitching so much?!" Laboca exclaimed after realising his mistake, I rolled my eyes.
"Don't worry gorgeous, you can sit next to me" I said as I dragged my hand across his bare chest, the guys walked out and I followed them knowing Laboca was definitely following me.
At The School...
"Wow this schoolhouse rocks. Who are all these cats here to see?" Snowflake asked gesturing to the crowd.
"The hero of the French horn, Milty Moondust. He can blow notes that sound like a Walrus passing gas through a steel drum" Laboca replied, I nodded slightly impressed.
"My old lady makes the same sound when she bends over to pick up the newspaper, todays head line was clear the room" Bobby said, I grimaced and the lights suddenly dimmed. Everybody cheered and a guy with red hair and a tight suit appeared on stage, I felt someone take my hand and I looked to see it was Laboca.
"Follow me" he whispered in my ear, I nodded and let him pull me over to the wall. He pushed me against it and pressed himself against me, pinning me between him and the wall "You scared a me?" he asked, I shook my head.
"Nah, just can't believe a little snitch is havin' so much effect on me" I admitted feeling the butterfly's in my stomach.
"I get that a lot darlin" he smirked, his one hand reached down and pulled up my thigh so my knee was resting against the side of his waist. The hand on my thigh slid under my dress to grab my ass.
"This is wrong" I said, he nodded.
"And that's why yah want it so much" he said leaning in, the lights suddenly came back on and I pulled away from him to go back over to the others.
"Excuse me, tryna rock the house here. I don't come to your house and interrupt you during your French horn solos" Moondust said walking towards Bobby with an annoyed expression.
"Can it space boy, this is an important police investigation. We're looking for the dragons eye necklace" Bobby said.
"Well in that case the shows over. Rock an' roll!" Moondust exclaimed before running out.
"Let's get him" Bobby said, we all ran the same way Moondust had and found him on the floor with Jack stood in front of him.
"He won't talk" Jack said annoyed.
"Won't he? Sure would be bad if something happened to your horn" Bobby said raising it above his head.
"Wait! I'll talk" Moondust said standing up "I saw a dude with your necklace, he asked me to play a private gig later at his lava lamp factory" he explained.
"If you know what's good for you..." Jack started.
"Oh I do. Vitamin C, 8 hours a sleep and leafy vegetables" Moondust said, I rolled my eyes.
"Let me finish, if you know what's good for you you'll take us there" Jack finished.
"Oh that? Yeah sure, to my spaceship" Moondust said pointing into the distance "And by spaceship I mean my sister bike" he added, we all shrugged and walked out.
Lava Lamp Factory...
We all looked around but it was hard, the whole place was pitch black. The lights suddenly came on and someone appeared on the balcony...it was the Chief and two girls "Look what the cat dragged in" he said.
"Chief Eddie" Bobby said with wide eyes.
"I told you two not to take this case, but you didn't listen did yah?" Chief asked.
"Chief, your the evil mastermind?" Jack asked.
"Chief permanently off duty, I got your necklace an' yah know why? Cuz I'm a bad boy" he said, I rolled my eyes.
"Oh your bad alright, and I don't mean bad meaning good that kids have recently began to say" Bobby said hopping up onto a crate.
"This necklace gave me the power to get anything I ever wanted. Money, women, cars and my falcon Toto" Chief said stroking a pigeon on his finger.
"Give it up Eddie its a stuffed pigeon!" Jack exclaimed, they all gasped and the two girls put a finger to the pigeons ears.
"You got somethin' that belongs to this, foxy mama" Jack said looking at Snowflake, I didn't want him anymore...I had someone else in mind.
"You just made my mood ring turn red" Snowflake smiled showing him her ring, he winked.
"Do you mind? Battling an evil mastermind here" Bobby said annoyed, they both shared looks of annoyance before turning back to the chief.
"We want the dragons eye necklace and we want it now!" Bobby demanded.
"You mean this?" Chief asked showing us the pendant around his neck.
"I don't think so" he said shaking his head, the girls clapped twice and ninjas popped out from behind the boxes.
"C'mon!" Snowflake exclaimed, we followed her behind some crates and watched as the cops fought off the ninjas. They soon won and I nodded slightly impressed with their skills.
"Not bad for a Rookie" Bobby shrugged facing Jack.
"Not bad for an' old man" Jack replied, they started some long handshake and I rolled my eyes.
"While you two are playin' patty cake Eddie's gettin' away with my necklace" Snowflake pointed out, Jack jumped up the crates and soon managed to land on the balcony.
"Give it up Eddie, gimme the necklace" he demanded.
"If I can't have the dragons eye then no one can" Chief said throwing the necklace over the balcony, it somehow hooked itself onto a pipe and was hovering over a large tub of lava goo.
"Jack it's too dangerous that pipe won't hold your weight" Bobby said as Jack carefully balanced himself and started walking across the pipe.
"I know what I'm doing!" Jack exclaimed trying to concentrate on his feet.
"Jack I'm in charge and I order you off that pipe" Bobby demanded.
"No one tells me what to do" Jack replied, he bent down and grabbed the necklace before chucking it to Snowflake.
"My necklace" she said happily, I smiled and the pipe holding Jack suddenly broke causing him to fall into the tub...
Reality...
We all stood around Jack as he started shouting 'I should've listened', Rudy woke him up and he sighed in relief "Man I just had the craziest dream, we were all there. And we all had really bad hair" he said, I shrugged.
"Apart from you girls, especially you Kim. Your hair looked kinda pretty" Jack admitted, I smirked knowing he fancied Kim big time.
"Uh thanks, I guess" she said shyly "Wow that's weird" she said staring at her hand "My mood ring just turned red" she shrugged, I smirked knowingly. I'd had a mood necklace once, and I knew more than anyone what it meant when the colour turned red.
"What?" Jack asked as though he too knew what it meant.
"My aunt gave it to me with the necklace" she shrugged.
"Where is your necklace?" Jack asked confusedly.
"I lost it, she's gonna freak out" Kim sighed shaking her head.
"Jack you feelin' any better now that you got some sleep?" Rudy asked.
"Yeah you were right, I didn't mean to disrespect you I was just tired" Jack said apologetically.
"It's cool I'm just glad you got a little rest" Rudy reassured.
"Kim, I found your necklace over at Falafel Phil's" Eddie said handing it to her "And the weirdest thing, I just bumped into Stacey Wiseman and she asked me out" he added, his eyes narrowed in confusion.
"Maybe Kim's necklace does have magical powers" Jerry said chuckling.
"C'mon guys it's just a necklace it can't have magical powers right?" Jack asked inspecting the necklace, he suddenly freaked out and ran through the door.
"Well I'm outta here too guys, I need to return Dr Falacles rip off hair grower" Rudy said holding the bottle.
"It's not working huh?" Milton asked.
"Oh it's workin' everywhere but my face" Rudy said, he pulled open his shirt to reveal his chest covered in black hair. We all gagged and ran out of the room.
Later On...
Even though everyone had left, I was still in the dojo. I couldn't stop thinking about Jerry, I was a little worried to be honest. I wasn't sure if he actually liked me, or it was just the sex he wanted "Hey baby, what you doin' here?" The devil himself asked entering the dojo, I shrugged.
"I don't know I guess I'm just thinking about things" I replied, he nodded and sat down next to me.
"What about?" he asked, I sighed.
"Jerry, are you only interested in me because of what we do?" I asked hesitatingly, I had to know he wasn't just after the sex and that he did actually like me.
"Of course not why would you think that?" he asked, I shook my head.
"I don't know I just need to know" I shrugged leaning forward a bit, he nodded.
"Look Bo I really do like you. You're fun, amazing and crazy hot" he said, I giggled "The sex is just a plus, a pretty damn good plus" he said smirking, I nodded in agreement.
"Yeah it is" I said in thought, he suddenly got a look on his face that I knew all too well "No not in the dojo" I said remembering that camera's had now been set up.
"What about Rudy's room?" he asked, I shook my head.
"Nah don't want the incident to happen again" I said nervously, he thought for a moment.
"Yah know there's a counter in the changing rooms, and no cameras" he pointed out, I shrugged.
"Could work, have we ever done it on a counter?" I asked, he shook his head.
"Nope" he said, I nodded.
"Alright let's go" I said taking his hand, we both stood up and eagerly headed into the changing rooms.