"Will you calm down, dobe? You're embarrassing me." He frowns slightly with a little furrow on his brow. There's a silence between us, but there isn't total silence, thanks to the upbeat, jazzy song that's softly playing from the speakers.
"Tch…couldn't you have a better taste in music, Senpai?" I sigh and shake my head.
"I don't control the radio. This car is used by the boss and, trust me, he gets thoroughly pissed when I change the station. This isn't my choice. Besides, it grows on you." The dark window that's in between the driver rolls and us down slightly and I think it frightened Naruto a bit.
"We're almost to our destination, sir." I nod my thanks and the window shuts us off from the front. Too bad I can't lock the window in between us. If that were possible, I'd totally fuck Naruto. Or…at least kiss him a bit. "Um…Senpai?" He takes a pause and I pull my backpack to my lap as to cover the small erection filling my boxers. "Seeenpai…" I look up at him.
"Hn?"
"We're here." I nod and try to subdue the nasty problem in my pants. I slide out of the car and Naruto follows close behind. I'd like to take a crack at that behind. My situation is definitely not getting better and I blush at that fact. A small group of girls around me take notice and begin to squeal and whisper excitedly. "This is exactly why I dropped out in the first fucking place." Naruto just trots along behind me as we walk up the front walk of the school.
"Did you used to go to school here?" I nod.
"I dropped out last year. Juggling school and Yakuza got to be too much, so I had to quit one. If I quit the yakuza, then they'd kill me, so…try to guess which I quit." He pauses, as if to think. I shake my head. "Don't. Just…don't." "SASUKE-KUUUUN!!" I hear behind me.
"FUCK! RUN, NARUTO!" I grab him by the wrist and start to run with him because he'd probably get caught up in the stampede of raving fan-girls. I shove him into a janitor's closet just around a corner so they don't find us. "What…was that?" He asks, fairly out of breath. I wipe the sweat from my brow and shake my head.
"Fan-girls. Be…extremely grateful you didn't go to a public high school."
"Why would I do that?"
"Because…" I trail off and shake my head. "No reason, Naruto." I ruffle his hair with a smirk, but I realize what I've done and straighten myself out while clearing my throat. "Let's get going, dobe." I crack open the door and see the only janitor in the school standing there.
"Well, bless me soul! It's the triumphant return of Uchiha-san!" I put my finger to my lips. " 'idin' from the fan-girls, are ye'?" I nod. "Well, hop on in!" He puts the trashcan in front of the crack. "Dun worry! I haven't made me rounds yet. I cleaned the can too. What room?" I sigh.
"24-B" He nods. "Dobe, follow the janitor, got it?" He nods and I quickly hop into the trashcan.
The teacher sighs and pulls his glasses off of his face. "Uchiha-san…why did you have to return?" I smirk and sit up.
"That's classified, sir." The girls swoon and give a dreamy sigh. I hear, "He's so dangerous and mysterious!" from somewhere else in the room.
"Well, Uchiha-san…why don't you tell everyone why you've been gone for so long." I smirk. "Or did your boss tell you not to?"
"Well, well, well! You know more than you appear to."
"Thanks to my younger brother." The girls all continue to swoon.
"SASUKE-KUUUUUN!!" Naruto gets into the sleek, black car behind me. I groan and lean against the seat. "Why're they like that?" Are you really so dense, dobe?
"Are you really so dense, dobe?" He blushes. "You're trying to tell me that you don't think I'm at least a little bit hot, sexy, or otherwise gorgeous?" I pause for an answer, but all I get is the brightest red on his face I've ever seen. "It's okay. If it's true and you can say it, then I see it as being secure in your masculinity." He mutters something that I can't comprehend. "Excuse me?"
"Yeah…" He whispers. I turn to the window to choke down a blush, but I guess it doesn't work because he taps my shoulder, causing me to turn around. His lips meet mine in a hurry, but they pull away just as quickly, giving me no time to savor him. "N-Naruto…san."
"I-I'm sorry, Senpai." Is he stupid? I've been waiting for this since I met him. I knock him over by leaping onto him and kissing him roughly. He tastes like the sweet syrup on my table, like the sticky liquid bonded with his probably already sweet lips. When I stop, he smirks. "Sasuke-senpai… show at least a little bit of self control, okay?" I shake my head with a smirk.
"Okay, so I couldn't help myself." I look at him with lust-filled, compassionate eyes and I don't even have to smile.