Author's note: Hello back again with another story, I just thought up, while doing some Sgt. Frog fan fics. Yeah, if this story sounds like something that might come from that Anime or any other then you know the reason.

Alright, now that's put of the way let's get to this story and it's a humorous one.

Stan watched as Cartman walked off stage from a karaoke contest that South Park was holding. The fat kid boasted. "Oh yeah that was no biggie."

"No biggie?" responded Kyle. "Dude, you messed up on the lyrics and you sound like a dying cat." It was true, he did. Though, Stan decided not to speak up.

"Oh yeah? I would like to see you do better!"

"Oh yeah?" The green hat boy questioned in an angered tone as got up close to Cartman meeting eye-to-eye. "I think I can!" At this moment, the two heated boys were so close that the shippers would start getting creative with their imagination. However, the three didn't know that could be perceive by the outside observer.

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Well..." Cartman uttered Stan could tell Eric was up to something, but what? "you do it with Stan?"

"What?" It was at this moment, that both the blue cap kid and the orange coat wearer asked, while giving off shocked glances.

"Ha! I knew you were too chicken."

The black hair child knew what his fat friend was doing. This was as good time as any to intervene before his friend could embarrassed them. "Come dude let's-?" He was about to say as he tried to grab Kyle's arm, only to be pushed away and him being interrupted.

"No Cartman, where doing it! Come on Stan?" Jewish boy soon walked-off with Stan following.

"Dude, are we really gonna to do this?" Stan questioned.

Kyle replied right after. "Of course we are. We aren't just gonna let Cartman win?" Once the duo walked to the registration booth. "Two please?" The lady working there handed the tickets. "Now, let's get out there and win this?"

The two friends head behind the stage, where a guard was station. Kyle gave him the tickets and the guard made a gesture to go in.

The pair soon made it towards a short line that formed to where the contestants waited. Once it become Kyle and Stan's turn, the boys moved to center stage.

Stan didn't say anything all through this, but he had a bad feeling that things are not going to go smoothly for them.

The boys waited until the TV screen that stood in a distance flashed the given song title Two Voices, One Song.

"Oh man, why did it have to be that song?" Stan blurted out as he pinched the bridge of nose.

"What are you talking about?" asked Kyle. "I don't see anything wrong with it?"

"It's a really gay song. Shelly, use to play this song all the time."

"And they expect us to sing it?"

"Just follow my lead?" It was quiet clear to the team that this was going to be awkward as hell. The music star up before the lyrics showed up.

Kyle and Stan sung them into the mics in front, though a bit hesitant. Most likely because it was a girly song.

Meanwhile, Carman watched with anticipation, waiting for his friends to screw up, but after the song went on the singing boys appeared too eased from weird-out to enjoyment. It was at this moment that the crowd stared to cheer. "What?" he questioned in disbelief. "God damn it!" Those two were doing good and appeared to be having fun as well.

The fat kid wasn't going to stand-by and let those two show him up, especially not Kyle. He took stroll looking around for something-anything he could use for sabotage.

Soon a random boy passing-bye, asking "Has anyone seen my gribble, Koko? Koko!" Cartman couldn't give a cent about that. He needed make his friends suffer.

Just then, he spotted the stage controls with the operator tending to the thing. Perfect.

The chubby kid walked towards the man in front of the controls, however just as he was about to say something, the operator beat him to it. "No way kid."

"God ***** it! Why not?"

"You're way too young to play with this sort of thing."

Just then, another man strolled in. "Operator we needed your help-!" He then proceeded to whisper something in the operator's ear.

"Oh *****! We need to get those birds ASAP!"

Once the two men left Cartman took it upon himself to take over of the controls and have a seat. He distorted the volume that the two singers sing weird audio.

Both Kyle and Stan was wounding was going on, but as they saw the fat butt, the two decided to keep going. No way in the Twilight Light Zone are they going to let Cartman get the satisfaction of being proven right.

Back at the kid with the red coat, he soon blurted-out. "What?" They're still doing it. That's it. He was going to put a stop to this. He tried to mess with the volume a bit more, but the machine sparked, restarting the sound and making the way it was before it was tampered.

It was then that Cartman saw something come out of the electronic, a gribble. The animal scurry away after words. "AGH, GOD ****** IT!"

While that was going on Kyle and Stan just finished the song and everyone cheered. The crowd rushed towards the two boys, scoop them up, held them in the air and carry them away.

Cartman on the other hand was furious. "WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!" He yelled.

It was that moment that the fat kid heard something above him. He looked up to see some pigeons perched up on spotlight holders they turned and started too pooped on him.

As Cartman screamed and being punished Stan spoke up with a smile. "Wow, that wasn't that bad."

Kyle soon asked "It's sill gay though?"

"Yeah, totally?"

Author's note: Thanks for ready this. I 'am sorry to those I might have offended with having charters say that the song Two Voices, One Song from the Barbie and the Diamond Castle is gay. I really like that song and recommend it. However, could you see any of these boys singing that song aside from maybe Kenny and Butters, without calling it gay? I can't.

Also I think that song did suit the two nicely.

And sorry for making it that Cartman can't sing. I know he can. I think he's one of the better singer I heard from, I just decided make it like that for fun. Again Sorry.