Author's note: I have no idea of what's going on in this chapter but I laughed so much writing it. The music references are the bane of my existence, so if you have better suggestions please tell me!

CHAPTER 11

"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied. Fang tried to comfort me but I told him to fuck off and I ran to an empty warehouse crying myself. Sidorovich chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my bedroll cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and cleaned myself angrily while I put on a hardbass sing at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got cleaned and put on a Sunrise suit with lint all over it sandly. I put on black boots with shiny metal stuff on the ends and six glowy artifacts. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out of the window and screamed… … … Termo was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Lukash was masticating to it! They were standing on the outside.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PERVS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Boris the Slav King on it. Suddenly Bloodsucker ran in.

"Fuhgetaboutit!" he yelled at Tremor and Lookash pointing his gum. I took my own gun and shot Tremor and Lookash a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Sidorobitch ran in. "Strelok, it has been revealed that someone has – NOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Tremor and Lukash and then he fired his gun and suddenly… … …

Frorester ran outside on his feet and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Frorester? You're just an old stalker!"

"I MAY BE AN OLD STALKER…" Frorester paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST GOPNIK!"

"This cannot be." Termo said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Sidorobitch's gun had shot him. "There must be other factors."

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.

Lookash held up the PDA triumelephantly. "The screen may be ruined but the video is still there!"

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood or vodka.

"Why are you doing this?" Lookash said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his suite.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked or happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

"BECAUSE… BECAUSE…" Froster said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his hand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a hardbass version of a song by the Red Army Choir.

"Because you're goffic?" Termo asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraid it meant he was connected with Satan.

"Because I LOVE HIM!"