Chapter Ten: Chocolate Kisses

Balthazar just smirked, content to watch this unfold and do his damndest to get in Cas's pants before that option was totally off the table. He glanced down at his five-star cake and his tongue darted out over his upper lip. There was no sense in lying, it looked divine. And if the sudden moan from across the table, courtesy of Castiel, had anything to say about it, it tasted just as good.

"Holy hell!" Cas proclaimed, everything melting away as the rich, almost buttery, cocoa taste of perfectly moist cake hit his tastebuds. "This is like an orgasm on a plate!" He said around a mouthful.

"Somehow that doesn't sound like the best idea." He said with an easy laugh. He smirked and leaned forward, opening his mouth for a bite.

When Cas portioned off a bite of cake for Balthazar and popped it into his mouth, the bastard spared no expense in giving him the most lewd display he could. His clever tongue darted around the spoon, cleaning every remnant of chocolate from it as he moaned softly around it, smirking at his friend who was squirming in his seat with a suddenly very tight pair of pants.

"So, is this trying hard enough or were you looking for something more?" Balthazar said with a knowing gleam in his eyes.

"Oh I think it's hard enough." Cas replied with a smirk spreading slowly across his face. Shifting in his seat, he glanced checked behind him to make sure Dean's eyes weren't on them before diving back in for one last chocolate coated kiss.

There was a smug set to Balthazar's lips as he licked at Cas's lower one, a grin spreading through his face. "Knew you couldn't resist."

The other man nibbled at his friend's lip, producing a soft, pleased sound and let it snap back into place after a gently tug. "You're the one that asked for this." He chuckled.

A laugh filled the air between them before Balthazar connected their mouths and slid his tongue along Cas's, deepening their kiss and sharing the taste of their chocolate cake adventure. "Mm, you've got me there." He said as they parted again. "And I'll be asking for a lot more tonight if you finish making loverboy hate me."

Through Cas's mind was a non-stop run of I can't believe I'm going to do this. He'd spent more time than he wanted to admit as a teenager thinking about the two of them together for a night or two but never thought any of those fantasies would come to life. "As soon as we finish the cakes and I pay the bill." He said with a smirk.

There was a deep, amused chuckle from Balthazar who felt pretty damn good about himself right now. He was going to have sex he would never forget and Cas would get his dreamboat and of course neither of them would simply ignore tonight ever happened but they would certainly know how to put it behind them. Especially with the prior knowledge that Balthazar simply didn't do relationships. Too many strings to get tangled up in and that was not how he preferred to live life.

It was really a win win for everyone. Well, except Dean. He was livid at the moment but the poor sap would certainly have his chance.

Later.

"I'll help you with that cake." Balthazar said with a grin.

Cas smiled and lifted up his spoon for his friend. He stole bites from his plate, and shared some with him and they even shared the cake through kisses when Cas was sure Dean wasn't around and by the time they finished, Cas had the biggest hard on and was trying desperately to hide it.

Balthazar knew because he fucking gave it to him. Kissing chocolate cake out of a mouth like Cas's had to be near the top of the list of the hottest things he'd dreamt up and he was almost disappointed when the delicacy was gone. But if they didn't get out of there soon he was going to go nearly nuts. And luckily for him, Dean returned with the check, a mischievous look in his eyes that almost made Balthazar feel sorry for him because tonight wasn't going to pan out for him in any way shape or form.

"Here you are, sir." Dean said as he set the check for them on the table. He slowly pulled his bottom lip under his teeth before he smirked, still under the impression that the red on Cas's cheeks was his doing. "Do let me know if I can provide you any other services."

Without missing a beat, Cas popped open his wallet and paid his bill complete with another $50 dollar tip. "Ooooh I would love that." He said, tossing him a wink, unable to resist just one comment before he grabbed Balthazar's hand and bolted out, leaving Dean gape-mouthed.

He stared at the tip in utter confusion. Once again he was left wondering who this 'college student' was who seemed to have no problem throwing money at people.

Outside the restaurant, Cas pushed Balthazar up against the agent's car door and kissed him heatedly, licking and nipping at his tongue as he ground against him with a shudder. "Fuck, feels so good." He growled into Balthazar's ear.

The other man let out a loud and filthy moan when his back hit the car. Oh hell yes. This was already better than any expectation he could have had. And that lewd growl left him practically mad. He tangled his hair in Cas's hair and met Cas's eyes with a heated grin.

"Jesus you're pushy." He laughed, but the sound was cut off by another moan as Cas's hips moved against him again.

"Get in the car." Cas commanded as he rolled his hips. "We're going to my place." A wicked smile touched his lips as he bit down on Cas's neck and produced another filthy sound.

Balthazar practically withered at those words because 'get in the car' meant making out hot and heavy behind the partition as his driver took them to Cas's place. Cas's place that, they were both well aware, had all kinds of dirty toys to make tonight even better. "Oooh Christ, you are going to be the death of me." He groaned out. He was torn between being more than ready to jump into the car, and yet not wanting to pull away from Cas's grinding hips that were tearing him apart.

Cas made that decision for him with a growl. "I said, get. In. The. Car." He grabbed his hips tightly and opened the door, pushing them both in as they kissed.

Before the door shut, Balthazar could have sworn he heard someone gasp, followed by the name, Jimmy Novak, uttered in disbelief. He thought he saw someone holding up a phone but that all disappeared under the flood of sensations as Cas left a trail of soft bites along his neck.

Wow. Yes. I know that it has been an ungodly long time. I also know that for those who started reading this for the Destiel will probably be unhappy with this chapter and that comes with a promise that there will be lots of Deancas goodness to come! (Cross my heart and hope to die under a pile of fics. X3) But. Rest assured by the end of the chapter you will understand that it is setting the groundwork for some really important things to come out of it later. And yes, I'm well aware that Cas's double date idea was not bright in the slightest. Just desserts will come, and Dean will have much to say about that so no worries. :3

Lastly: So, hopefully those who are graciously going along with the Calthazar (that I do so ever love) in this fic, despite it not being their first choice) are starting to see where we're going with this. If not. I apologize. We're about to delve into some awesome Destiel moments that me and ZZ are both really excited about, but first, enjoy a Calthazar smut scene and lots of sass. X3 If you're not into that, skip the next chapter, but rest assured when we update, we will include two chapters so everyone has something to look forward to. Ciao!