When one is faced with two people knocked unconsiouse on the floor there is only one thing to do.

Freak out.

I dropped the bucket and started to scream and cuss. "OH FUCK!!! WHAT THE HELL DO I DO!! OH MY HAIRY GORRILA LEGS!! DO I DO CPR!! OH SHIT OH SHIT SHIT!! WHAT IF I GAVE THEM BRAIN DAMAGE!! I'M NOT GOOD WITH MENTALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE!! OR OLD PEOPLE THEY FREAK ME OUT!! OH MY FAT SHIT COVERED BUDDA!!!!"

I fell to my knees in front of the purple haired girl and started to do CPR. I did thirty chest compressions and them bent over and did the mouth thing. I sensed movement over to the side of me and saw Nny staring at me from the sides of my eyes. Then I heard a muffled EEP and looked down to see the purple haired chick awake and staring at me.

I was so happy that I didn't kill anyone that I didn't realize that she was staring at me because I was still in a lip lock with her.

I leaned back. And began to babble.

"Oh dear sweet sardines, I didn't kill you guys with the bucket! I was so scared because, well I think it would be bad mojo to kill the guy I'm supposed to be protecting and because as far as I know purple head's not really a bad person and-"

"You kissed me?" said purple head in a low disbelieving voice.

"Well kind of. I was actually doing CPR. Was that the right response?"

"You kissed her?" that was Nny. He looked really mad at me for some reason. Is he jealous?

"CPR. I did CPR to her." I started to back up. He was freaking me out.

"You tainted her pureness with your fucking lips! I should rip them off your head and gut you! She is perfect and you did that to her!! You are a fucking disgrace! Someone as beautiful and wonderful, pure and perfect as her should never even have the likes of you scum even look at HER!!!!" Nny said this as he whipped out a knife and stalked toward me. But I was no longer looking at him. I was too interested in the expressions on purple head's face as Nny said all those sweet, adoring, slightly creepy things about her.

I had been backed up against a wall before she had over come her shock and said something. "Did you mean that?" she whispered.

Nny turned his head and looked at her like 'are you serious?'

"Of course any fool could tell that about you. You're a goddess and deserve to be treated and worshiped like one."

Nny said this with a straight face and I knew that without a doubt that he meant it. He meant every word. He was head over heels in love with this chick and wasn't aware of it.

I smirked. Time to fix this mess.

I slipped around him and raced over to purple head. I wrapped my hands around her from behind and placed one hand under her boobs and the other on her lower stomach, right under her navel. I placed my head on her shoulder and purred into her ear loud enough that Nny could hear me from where he was.

"You hear that sweet heart? It sounds like he wants to praise and worship your body." I squeezed lightly, making it obvious that I was touching her intimately.

"What kind of cheap worship is that?! Sure she's the most beautiful woman I have or ever will see but her mind is sharper than any knife and she makes everything make sense! When I'm with her I can think clearly and I don't have to worry that she's not real because she's the realist thing in my world!" He snapped as he glared at me. "Now GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!!"

I wrapped my arms around her midsection and lifted a leg to wrap around her hips. I knew that this looked VERY sexual. It was going to drive him nuts!

'Hey what are you-!"

I placed a hand on her mouth. "Shh, just wait." Louder I said, "Well Nny, are you going to share the realist thing in the world?"

He growled, he actually growled at me. "Not with you or anybody else! She deserves to be protected and I will not allow you or your sick intentions to sully her!!!"

"Because she's real to you?"

"YES!"

"And she's beautiful?"

"YES!!"

"And because she's smart?"

'YES!!"

"And of course because you love her right!?"

"YESSS!!!!"

At that point he was maybe two feet away and I gave a real big Cheshire cat smile and said, "Then have her!" I pushed her hard and sent her flying into Nny's arms and he dropped the knifes he was going to use on me and caught her.

"Now Nny remember! You can't go back on your word and Devi if he ever gives you any trouble just beat him up."

I turned away from the couple and saw that Dan and toy girl were done making out. They also had most of their cloths on. Sure, she was covered in hickeys and Dan had a huge pants bulge, but nothing too scarring.

"AWWWWWWW!!!!! That's soo sweet!! Devi! You never said he was such a sweetie! Or had such a hot friend." She winked at Dan. Dan was looking at her with such an adoring look I thought that he was going to ask to marry her right then. But instead he wrapped his arms around her and snuggled into her hair. Holy shit. I think he's in love.

Then he looked up and stared at me.

"What, lover boy?"

"You're disappearing."

"WHAT!"

I looked down. I was disappering. My legs were dissolving rather quickly.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

Suddenly a loud booming voice came from everywhere and it sounded like one of those guys that take your order through the drive through at a fast food place.

"Miss Grace, because you have successfully made your ward happy and content and placed him on the right path of life, while also making true love happen to two couples you shall be assigned to another ward to fully max maximize your abilities. Thank you have a nice day!"

I stared in shock as I watched my torso start to disolve and then yelled "WHAT THE HEL-!?"

My mouth was gone. The last thing I saw was all my new and one old friends staring at me with really wide eyes. Then everything was black.

The END sorta. I'm ending it here but I'll make a sequal. Maybe. I'm debating weather or not she should be squee's angel or Dib's.

if i make a sequal it will be called "Do you belive in angels?"