Why, Good Lord, Why?!

I was squealing with utter delight to be back. Everything was back to normal!!

"Whoo hoo!!" I cried, opening my eyes.

Yet that was a massive no-no, seeing that I was floating in the air with the ground looking up at me.

Taking this moment to see where the hell I was, my eyes saw that I was floating in the sky, falling really fast, about to hit the earth with a not so good looking animal dropping awaiting my arrival.

Facing the facts that if I smack the ground, I won't be exactly be able to survive, so ladies and gentlemen, please excuse me as I scream for my life.

"AHHHHH!!!!"

I was nearing closer.

"AHHHHH!!!"

And closer.

"WAAAHHH!!!"

Note: that was me crying.

And just as I was probably around the same height as these massive trees, something absolutely amazingly awesome happened!!!

My ears heard a loud roar as something sharp yanked on the collar of my trench coat, making me go 'oof' as it practically choked the living day lights out of my system. And suddenly, I was slowly descending upon the ground, my feet touching the soil as I fell to my knees, completely scared and nearly crying. Hey!! Don't blame me; you'd cry too if you found out that in only a few seconds that you would die from being splattered like a pancake!! Like a bug on the windshield of my life!!

I sniffled at those facts, wiping away at my eyes as I heard low growling, with the pat of something iron hard and warm nudging my face. I tried to ignore it but the thing that was trying so desperately to comfort me, it got the best of my emotions as I slowly opened my eyes to see…

A DRAGON?! I thought those things didn't exist!!

But, okay, I am going to sound really like all 'educated' and stuff when I'm describing this sexy reptile before me, but no worries, I'll be back to my psycho self soon enough after a paragraph or so. Well, here it goes…

Ahem.

Stuff educated, here it is!

It was like all the dragons you heard about, you know, a horse-like body, instead with scales and tail and wings and claws and paws, right? But it was way cooler!! It was a lovely baby blue and had a transparent like form, covered in a form of a scaly armour that looked like knives- no swords, actually, having wings that seemed like Dracula's only more huge and hard-iron like, claws; sharp and massive and beautiful shining eyes that glittered a beautiful turquoise.

"Oh fuck" I said aloud, mentally slapping myself for my language. I am sorry.

And it growled in contemplation.

"Oh Sweet Mother of Mercy" I whispered, and then screamed, "Please don't eat me!! I'd taste terrible!! Eat the tree!! You'll be more healthy that way!!"

Another grumble left its system, escaping from his stomach, up his (yes, it's a he, and he is a he because I say so) neck and through his teeth as the reptile neared closer to my face.

I squeezed my eyes shut but what I didn't expect was for its slobbery tongue to cover my body entirely in drool. And that was it's tongue!! It was huge. Bigger than me! Now, just imagine how big it was entirely.

"EUGH!!" I groaned, imagining the sight I'd see if I had a mirror. Yeah, a tanned teenager, caked in a thick layer of dragon dribble.

But as I looked into its really big, cute eyes, I could help but melt, screaming like a love struck fan girl, grabbing the reptile's face into a hug as a fraction of its nose was muzzled deeply into my bosom, my arms barely able to hold the entire thing.

"I'm gonna call you 'Ryu' after the awesome ninja from a game I played, and facing the fact that it means 'dragon', which you are one of course, it just suits you even better! Unless you're some kind of mutant rabbit or something…"

It purred and closed its eyes calmly before rolling them, somewhat happy that I gave him a hug, but as I paid close attention, I swear. That dragon was as huge as… uhm, the friggin' White House. Like, it was big! Huge, words can't explain its size. But it was cute. And I wanted to hug it and kiss it, because I always loved the tale of dragons but that would have to wait for later because all of a sudden, I heard a snap.

Our attention was turned to the branches of the gloomy trees and bushes, as I peered over my shoulder with Ryu looking beyond my embrace, not wanting to leave my hug but also on high alert.

Then in an instant, ninja star thingies were flashed my way. I was out there, all exposed with openings. This isn't good. My eyes were scrunched shut but as they showed themselves from the fact of no impact, I saw the sight of my dragon's scaly tail deflecting the attack away with fast and fluent movements.

"Good boy" I spoke patting him, and suddenly, shadows whisked from out their hiding places, running circles around us, as they made a bunch of hand signals.

And before they had managed to trap us in their unknown jutsu, Ryu had roared loudly, almost deafening them and my self (if not for the fact that I had gain immunity thanks to Quia's love for metal and rock music) and as he raised his wings, I was thrown upon his spine, barely missing the harsh spikes in his back before we both whisked to the skies.

I was going to whoop for all I was worth before I heard the dark, deep, seductive voice of my dragon, echoing in my mind.

'Elle, I have no time, you must listen. The Villages have grown aware of you and your companion's power. They are aiming to capture you and use you to gain dominance over all the land, I must not allow that'

"What?"

'You need to remain safe'

"You can protect me, can't you? And who the heck are you? Where'd you come from?"

'I am you, Elle'

"Ha-ha, very funny, now tell me the truth"

'Elle, I am serious. I am you'

"You look nothing like me, and the last time I checked, I wasn't a massive reptile with the capability of flight!"

'I am you, you idiot'

"Ha, you just called yourself an idiot"

'Oh, God why do I even bother? Listen, I am you! Well, more like your chakra'

"My what-what?"

'I am your chakra, you douche bag!'

"...'Kay...?" thinking how the hell did such a reptile gain such an evil mouth. He probably got lessons from Papa.

'Listen well, hatchling; your chakras as well as your friend's are different. Hers has the ability to be absorbed into the elements, giving her the power to use and bend them to her will, where as yours; your source is limitless; you can bring life to your power. You are basically the Goddess of Life'

"I can what?!" mentally thinking that my title sounds pretty damn sexy. Goddess. Of Life. Me-yow!

'You can give life, are listening to me?!!' my dragon roared, quickly jolting its wings as I jumped and landed hard on his back, hurting my butt in the process.

"Yeah, yeah, but this is an anime. Are you sure we're different as you say we are? Like, isn't there some ninja out there who can do what me and Quia can do?"

'I'm not sure, but when you were about to die, you summoned me to rescue you'

I wrapped my arms around my pet for a hug and said, "And I love you for it"

'Hn. But you can also summon and create others, with your stupid, oblivious imagination. And if you are creative, you can also create an actual being, attract real creatures, shape shift and being the controller of Life, you may also have the power to wield Death'

"…"

I took this time to squeeze my eyes shut, thinking about something and as soon as my eyes opened, I saw a hot, shirtless anime guy standing in front of me, wearing only a sexy pair of loose jeans, giving my perverted eyes a nice peek at his black boxers as he poured a nice layer of chocolate upon his nice, good looking chest.

I swear dribble was going down the corner of my lips.

"Gwaah!!" I squealed, taking him into my famous 'Glomp no Jutsu', imagining Quia doing the same with me.

That was until he went 'poof' and disappeared, his ghostly fragments, guessing as my 'chakra' as Ryu said it, floating back into my body.

"Awww" I said in a sad tone. But then thinking that I'm letting Quia's sexual desires take too much of a toll on my attitude.

'You're not mature enough to sustain another body after you've already created me'

"You could've told me that before I got my heart broken"

He sighed, wondering why an earth he had to have a master like me. But I simply hugged him and said, "I love you, Ryu"

'Yeah' my little, well actually not so little, pet grumbled, but all of a sudden, something happened as I felt something going to attack him. So as I somehow morphed the creature back into essence, floating back into my system, I had saved my beloved dragon from getting harmed by this huge, fire jutsu attack. The fire missing me by the length of my pinky nail.

But that just left me in the same predicament as the beginning of this chapter. Me falling through the sky.

"God, why do you taunt me?" I whispered as gravity took its toll, sending me downwards.

But I guess before I could scream for all the world to hear, someone had caught me in the knick of time.

Yesh!

We had landed upon the big fat branch of the trees and as I cheered, "Thank you", it was then did I notice the familiar face from Naruto Wikipedia, actually known as Narutopedia.

It was the memorable faces of those four people in that group I can't exactly remember the name of. But I do remember the names. Sasuke – Codename: Duck Butt, Karin – absolutely dislike her, but she can be exceptional at times, Suigetsu – I think that's his name and Juugo, who I find totally and utterly cute and adorable.

And it was my lucky day because Juugo was the one holding me in his big, steroid arms.

"You're welcome" his voice said, and I was just all smiles right there at that moment.

But I guess I should just spare him some innocence as I said, "You can put me down now" and the guy did it, earning my happiness.

"Aww, thank you, Sweetie Pie" I casually said, feeling him tense at that nickname for him.

"Ooh, Juugo, looks like you've got yourself a little girlfriend" a voice cooed, and then I spotted the shark toothed male sitting giddy with a sword adorning his back.

And to be a tease, I grabbed his arm, the only thing being remotely available seeing that he was tall as, and hugged it, squealing like a pissy, love infested, teenager, using a tone that so wasn't me, and said "Yep, me and Juugie-chan have been so romantically lovey-dovey, for a whole…ooh, I'm gonna have to say" I looked at my wrist, then going completely dead pan and uninterested, I let go and placed a hand on my hip, finishing with my normal tone, "A whole two minutes".

"Ouch, isn't that a bit slutty?"

"You tryna pick a fight with me, hm?"

He flashed a huge grin. "And if I am?"

"Then Lord have mercy on your soul, because after living with Quia all my life, I am gonna shove that tooth pick you call a 'sword' so far up your-"

I went blank when I saw the younger brother of my so devoted lover.

"Duck Butt!!" I screamed, pointing a finger his direction, ignoring the fact that one of 'Sweetie-Pie's' arms had been wrapped around me to stop myself from going utterly non-feminine, whoop-your-ass-style on that Suigetsu guy who was thinking, 'my sword up my duck butt? You... crazy, insane bitch'.

And my eyes were intently fixed upon the vein that was appearing at his forehead. But I guess that didn't matter, because while my emotions went from lovey, to angry, to tease, and now I was missing my little Quia, my Papa, my other Shit, so god damn much.

"Before, I saw your beast. It was like no other." Sasuke said, getting straight to the point, "Reveal the creature to me again"

I glared at him. "No. You're mean, you have no manners and I don't like you"

He shot me the most menacing, evil stare, and he earned my innocent whimpering, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. Actually, honestly, me and Quia like you guys a lot. But it's her I do not like, well, we do not like" pointing at the red haired woman, wearing the glasses and that not so very appealing costume.

She wore a pissed expression, going all Sakura like, yelling "Why the hell not?!"

"It's your clothes!!! I wish you would wear something!! Like, your shorts are covering only your ass! ONLY!! And just exposing yourself like that with your jacket! Dignity lady, please!! Do you have any of that?! You flashing yourself, looking like you all fine and sexual, and it annoys me when you throw yourself on Duck Butt, because it just brings a bad name to us women"

She twitched, probably about to kill me but I continued, "I can appreciate you're prettiness and power, I can, you are a very pretty person, not that I'm going lesbian now, and I'm not exactly picking a fight with the Karin Fans out there (you like who you wanna like, no one will disrespect you), but I wish you could cover up because you will catch a cold like that and I care for my fellow females because there are pricks out there who are evil and bastardly and… why am I even bothering? You're not gonna change your... look, are ya?!"

And I think she was about to strike me down, and so was Sasuke, to probably silence my voice and lecture, but in that instant, my Ryu materialised and appeared, yelling out a roar as four-eyes got blown away, the three men retreating backwards as my dragon's big head went to my feet, waiting for me to step on, which I did, and sat happily, saying, "Sasuke-kun" I yelled, teasing at the '-kun', "meet Ryu. Ryu, my baby, say 'hi' to my new friends".

And at that, he bellowed loudly, sending a cold, frosty glare mixed with a frown at the people, watching as the debris of his spit flew onto the shoulder of the tallest member.

"Well, I'd love to sit down and chat with you; tea, cake, the whole shebang, but I have a mission to uphold and you have your hair to fix up, so cheerio!" I smiled, waving like the Queen and speaking in that British accent.

And as I felt the rumble of trees falling to the mercy of my reptile raising his wings, prepared to take off, I screamed to the woman, "Oh yeah, you know what, Karin? I don't like your face. So you better change it before I do. That is, whenever we meet again, 'kay?" forming a fist, inwardly lying and laughing my ass off at that comment but enjoying the murderous expression she was wearing.

"Bye!!" and then 'whoosh!!' we took off to the skies with my pet hiding in the gleam of the sun.

But things just went really retarded because all of a sudden, Sasuke did some funky thing with his hands, making me lose consciousness, my vision going awake and then asleep, Ryu going back into my body, losing my ride, falling once again (I mean seriously!! What's up with me and falling?! And why does my dragon have to disappear on me at the most imprtant of time?) only to be caught (Once again, so annoying but thankful) by Duck Butt, his dark and sleepy eyes staring at me, speaking 'I need you' and my slurry reply being, "Honey, everybody needs a slice of my cake. I'm like a drug. Too bad you won't be able to afford my price, so…Zzzzz" ending with an exaggerated snore, lying my head upon his broad shoulder.

You know, I always wished for this to happen to me. Just not…with…HIM! Like, maybe with a man, 2-D or 3-D, who I actually rendered feelings for, you know?! Come on, Ladies. Agree with me! You'd like to be held in the arms of someone you actually liked, wouldn't you? Not that I didn't like him, but, I had my sights already set...

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(A/N)

I'm sorry if this chappie isn't funny. I tried, but I needed to shove my powers in here somewhere. And I think it became too serious, but meh. Enjoy!! Oh Em Gee, Quia called me and she told me the things she's doing at Hawaii, but it was seriously late for me but yeah, I'd endure. I told her about our reviews and my plan, she went 'grr' but agreed and yeah!! She's glad. She goes psycho for you guys.

Tell me what you think, and Jenny!!! I have a big plan for you and Hidan. You just have to wait, m'kays? Just be patient with me, my friend. You'll get what you wished for. Patience is a virtue.

LOVES ALL!!!! Including you, person who is reading this!! And loves you even more if you review!

And again, forgive me if its not funny, but come on, to fit this plot in, I had to get a little bit serious. *Shudder* Serious...the word scares me...

Anyway, gonna add randomness next chappie!! Be prepared!!