Big Thanks Again to:
- 10thWeasley (Ha ha ha. I think everyone would be scared by that one. Thanks!)
- Someone aka Me
- Smoochynose (Yes, well, I guess Snape's OOC in this, but I guess that's also the point.)
- HarryxPotterx4ever (I am very, very proud - and I apologize somewhat to your mom, ha ha ha. *shudders* Snape on the cover of Playwitch, not good, not good. Ha ha ha, they should've pulled that on Filch; it probably would have worked!!!)
- Dawn96 (Ha ha ha.)
- Mini Librarian
- HermioneGranger1971 (It was begging to be done! Can do!)
- ElementUchihaMaster
- Hogwart'sBestEvilRavenclaw (YES! Top ten list of weirdest stories!! I feel honored!!!)
- Lucky's Girl
- Aurora-Jane Turner (I'm rather curious as to how he got past security too. Hmm, I guess I'll have to figure that out and get back to you later. Oh, Harry!! *Harry runs for the hills*)
- Insane Elvish Vampire Pirate and The Demented Hobbit Ninja :for reviews of Chapters 9 and 10:

Ah, so little time, so many reviews! Thank you one and all!! I wrote this on Saturday but sadly had no Internet access (so sad, so sad...), but I've got connection again! Whoo!! Oh and also, I'd like to congratulate 10thWeasley who's getting her braces off on Tuesday!! Those who have never had braces, consider yourselves very lucky: they are not fun! Anyway, I'll be thinking of you on Tuesday!

BACK TO THE FUTURE 2

A Harry Potter Fanfic

By Yolapeoples

(I own nothing.)

Of all the things Harry had hoped he would do in life - escape the Dursleys, graduate from Hogwarts, defeat Voldemort, the list went on -, he would never have thought to include successfully run away from his Potion's professor without being shot, not by a green light - that he had seen coming multiple times -, but by a Muggle gun. Or at least he assumed it was a Muggle gun; for all he knew of this time, it could be a Wizard gun and was therefore somehow special, though that matter seemed relatively trivial as he sprinted out of Dumbledore's - well, to be chronologically correct, he should say Snape's - office and up the fancy staircase that led to the door.

Clambering up the carpeted staircase two or three stairs at a time, Harry slowed at the top to catch his breath, only to bolt out the door with Herculean speed when the polished wood banister on his right exploded in splintery chaos as Snape skidded into the room, firing at will.

"GET BACK HERE!!!"

Harry stopped momentarily in the outside hallway, trying to gather his thoughts and find the best way to get out of firing range. Let's see, hallway to the right, followed by a staircase going up, hallway to the left, followed by a staircase going down, or back through the office door, followed by a bullet to the head. Hearing footsteps he assumed to be Malfoy and his crew - not that he was staying long enough to find out for sure - coming from the staircase to the left, Harry decided to go right, his best bet at escape.

He rushed up the stairs just as Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle ran into the hallway, pausing for a moment before going through the office door; Harry darted through a door leading to the roof.

As Malfoy and his crew were sent back downstairs, having been yelled at very loudly and colorfully for their incompetence by Snape, the ex-professor stomped out into the hallway, breathing heavily, red in the face, the gun still held firm in his wand hand.

His beady eyes gleamed murderously as they darted about, looking for signs of the missing teen; he wasn't about to let some kid take away all that he had worked so hard for. That was he noticed, out of the corner of his eye, the door leading to roof swing close very gently and completely silently. Snape grinned; Harry Potter was dead meat.

Outside, Harry ran towards the edge of the roof, paying little heed to the more than sufficiently eerie environment, and looked down; no escape. The blood that pounded in his ears from the running and the adrenaline rush froze when he heard a familiar gruff voice from behind chuckle, "Go ahead, kid. Jump. A suicide will be nice and neat."

"And if I don't?" asked Harry, defiantly turning around to face his maliciously grinning foe.

Snape's grin grew as he cocked the gun once more, "Lead poisoning."

Harry gulped, but continued, "And what happens to you when the Ministry matches the bullet up to that gun?" He mentally crossed his fingers. Muggle guns worked that way, he knew that much; he just hoped these strange Wizard guns worked similarly.

Snape laughed, "Kid, I control the Ministry." He shrugged, "Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man."

Harry narrowed his eyes dangerously. Of course! Snape would be the one who wanted James Potter dead the most.

"I suppose its poetic justice:" said Snape, "Two Potters with the same gun." He slowly placed his finger on the trigger, ready to shoot when suddenly, Harry jumped off the roof.

Snape's eyes widened, amazed, and his grin faltered a little bit. Who would have though Harry Potter to be truly suicidal? He rushed to the edge just to make sure.

Suddenly, Harry reappeared, rising up, standing on a broom that had appeared from nowhere, carefully balancing his body on the thin broomstick, making sure not to let his shoes slip. Snape's jaw dropped, but before he had the chance to react-

BAM!

Sirius Black had chucked a Beater's club at Snape, hitting him directly in the face.

Harry snickered, "Nice one, Sirius."

"No problem." grinned Sirius, looking victoriously at Snape who lay out cold on the dark roof, "Always wanted to do that anyway."

"So," Sirius directed his attention to his godson, who jumped down to a sitting position on his broom, "where are we headed?"

"Correction: When." said Harry, "And you won't believe me when I tell you."

"Seriously," No pun intended, "I doubt anything you tell me will shock me more than this place." He gestured around.

"How about your seventh year, evening of the All-Years, All-Houses Hogwarts Dance?"

"You have GOT to be kidding me." was the only reply Harry got before he and Sirius both vanished in a blast of blinding light.

A/n: Oh lord that seems really short now!! o Sorry for making you wait so long (and I told myself I would update more often!!!!), but I've been sick since basically the beginning of January. Not to mention that the semester ends at the end of the month and all my teachers are like "TESTS! EXAMS! ESSAYS!!! NOOOOWW!!" *sigh* Anyway, Sirius and Harry are headed back to the past. Let's see what happens, shall we? Please review!!! ~ Yolapeoples