So today, I found out that Bill Nye the Science Guy was dead… so I wrote this chapter…. But then I looked it up and he's still alive…but whatever… READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!!

Special thanks to:

Kennedy Strider Cullen

LadyOfTheLancashireManor

P.S. I GOT MY FLAMER!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! (Not really a flamer, they told me I was breaking the rules….)


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TheSex100: HOLY SHIT GUYS EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE THREE MUSKETEERS!! No time for our super duper cool intro-thingy!!!!

IluvEdwardSecretly222: NO INTRO?!?! WHAT'S WRONG?!?

TheSex100: There has been a death. Someone very dear to me is no longer with us *sob*.

IFeelYou90: Woah, emotional overload! Who died?

TheSex100: Bill Nye the Science Guy……

IluvEdwardSecretly222: OHMYGODNO!!!! SAYITISNTSO!!

TheSex100: BUTITIS!!!
IFeelYou90: OHNO! I MUST GO AND WRITE POETRY TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS!!!!!

TheSex100: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! REALLY?!?!?! REALLY JASPER?!?!?!?!

IFeelYou90: Yes really. When I am upset I feel that getting my feelings out on paper really truly helps.

TheSex100: OK, ok, I have to ask you this…. Are you emo?

IFeelYou90: NO! GOD! FUCK YOU I'M NOT EMO!!

TheSex100: But… you write poetry to express your feelings?

IFeelYou90: Yes.

TheSex100: And you cut yourself?

IFeelYou90: NO!!!!!!!

TheSex100: Can you explain why you have all those scars all over?

IFeelYou90: EMMETT!!! I was in the war!!! And I was part of a newborn army!!!!

TheSex100: OOOOKKKAAYYY…..SSUUURRREEE….

IluvEdwardSecretly222: CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT THE NYE IS DEAD?!?

TheSex100: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY IS DEAD?!?!?BUR HE WAS THE WACKY AND FUN SCIENCE TEACHER THAT AS LOVED BY ALL!!! OH WHY OH WHY DID YOU HAE TO LEAVE BILL!!! YOU TAUGHT ME SO MUCH ABOUT SCIENCE!!! YOU TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE!!! I LOVED YOU BILL!!! I LOVED YOU!!!

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YayImAVamp95: I couldn't help but notice Emmett sobbing uncontrollably and screaming, "WHY OH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO? WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!!!!!!" ….what's going on…….

IFeelYou90: Bill Nye *sniff* the science guy *sniff* has passed on…..

YayImAVamp95: So? He wasn't even a real scientist…..

IluvEdwardSecretly22: LIES! YOU SPEAK LIES!!

TheSex100: She's right, he wasn't a scientist……

IluvEdwardSecretly222: WHAT?!?!

TheSex100: HE WAS THE SCIENCIST!!!!! AHHH!!! I MISS YOU BILL!!!

IluvEdwardSecretly222: Dude, dude, can you come over? I…..I…. I just need you to hold me…

TheSex100: OF COURSE I WILL BRO!!! AT TIMES LIKE THIS WE MUST JOIN TOGHETHER AND HEAL THIS HOLE IN EACH OF OUR HEARTS!!!

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IFeelYou90: I must go and write my poetry now……..

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…freaks……

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