Doof: Wait. You bring in a giant monster, and then cut it off so no one knows what happened? Come on. That was mean. And what was with you not updating, huh?

Lichylichy:...

Doof: Oh, so you're not gonna answer. Fine. Then I guess I'll blast you with my... TRUTH-INATOR!

Lichylichy: *zapped* How did it feel when Mitch asked you how homely you were before drinking the Cutoniun?

Doof: Aw. I was hoping for something a little more... juicy.

Lichylichy: You wanna hear juicy? I'll tell you something juicy. When Monogram was 24 he had five girlfriends at the same time. It didn't last long, cause they all worked at the same place. He didn't really think that one through. Last night, Perry snuck off with half the cookies in the cookie jar, and blamed it on Candace. Isabella sleeps in the nu- *Is stopped by Perry's hand*

Doof: Woah. Not exactly what I was looking for. *scribbles on pad*

Notepad: *reads* Trap Idea #942 Sticky Cookie Jar. Has POTENTIAL.

Disclaimer: Don't own Pikmin, which is copyright Nintendo. Don't own Ruby Gloom copyright Nelvana... I think. Don't own Phineas and Ferb, copyright Disney. Don't own names of Misery's father, not copyright Tall T.

(Smiles POV)

"Damn." What else could I say? After half a minute, the creature was out of the ground. The creature seemed to be an odd combination of many of the enemies all around the game. Their was definitely a horrid look about it. It had stumpy, bulborb like legs. It's body was that of a cannon beetle. It had one long, odd looking arm, one that would belong to a mamuta, while the other was long and skinny, with little fingers at the end, obviously belonging to a snitchbug. It's body was a cannon beetle, complete with eyes and everything. This creature sucked in air, and then released a boulder easily bigger than its mouth, rolling at us. We both dodge, but not without losing some of our pikmin, their ghosts rising towards the heaven. The creature made a noise that sounded like a cough and a hiss.

"Oh yeah!" I yell and grab the closest yellow pikmin and ran forward. The creature started to inhale through its second nostril, but was soon stopped by the yellow pikmin being thrown in, courtesy of me. "Is it still funny?" It now had to get rid of the excess in his system, so he opened his back, steam releasing. Unfortunately, that was not the only thing released.

(Ruby's POV)

I watched, mouth agape. Akuma has pulled a ship part out of a nearby black beetle creature without even fazing it.

"So..." I start, trying to strike up conversation. "You're the adoptive father of Skullboy?" His head whips up.

"Who?"

"..." I think hard. "Murky."

"Ah, yes. That little calaca. How's he doing?"

"Good. He... uh... wants to find his family." Akuma chuckled.

"Course he does. I must say, I had a rough time with it as well. Of course, I still had my name." Akuma replied thoughtfully. He placed a hand on his chin, scratching it.

"Really?"

"Oh sure. It is quite the story. You see, I am a little older than I look." He gestured down his black cloak. "Quite a bit older."

"Sounds interesting." I reply, still slightly intimidated by the fact that Akuma had the ship part over one shoulder. We arrive at base, and Akuma lays the ship part between the legs of the Onion, which Bludge started manually by pushing the flower-propeller on the top. After it started up, Bludge directed the Onion to the knothole where they slept. After managing to unload it, the two head back down to Earth. But we had already left by the time they reached the ground.

"Well, it all started nearly 500 years ago." Akuma started. "I was left on the doorstep of a certain banshee, who happened to be on leave with her husband, who was known to his friends as Lucky Glumchester." I gasped.

"Misery's dad and mom?"

"Precisely. Anyway, Migrane was... ur... in labor." Akuma blushed, which was thought impossible. Vampires shouldn't be able to blush. They don't have any blood in their veins. "Anyway, I was a baby at the time, and memories don't exactly work during that time. All I know was that I was in the care of Migrane for as far as I reme-" His eyes suddenly widened.

"What's wrong?" I asked. He opened his mouth, his eyes wanting to say something. Something important. But all that came out was a thick stream of blood.

A/N: No backstory that would make you realize the major plot points that I hide in the story. I will continue the emotionally scarring backstory... IN THE NINTH BOOK! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Smiles POV)

Okay, how was that even fair? I stare at the five snake like bodies of snagrets pulling themselves out of its back, smirking from a very high place. No getting to the back easily. Need to find a way to beat it. Which was easier than it sounds. The body continuously spewed boulders, while the snitchbug hand kept grabbing pikmin and holding it up for the snagret heads to eat. The mamuta arm continuously planted pikmin into the ground, and snagrets continuously snapped at the pikmin. The beast, I have decided on naming it The Chimera, was deadly, to say the least.

"Take the pikmin." I tell him after the fifty-second pikmin ghost flew skyward. "I can fight this creature mano a cabeza." A/N: I know spanish! Olimar shakes his head.

"Nice try. I ain't going anywhere." At that point a boulder rolls by and takes out an estimated 30 pikmin. I glare at him. "I'm going." He hops down the ledge and runs over to the ledge with the really small group of pikmin, and heads back to base. I turn to the giant creature, which appeared to be smirking. I slowly walk up to the huge creature, keeping me eyes on the heads. A dead-lock? I think not! I just need time. I just need time.

(Iris POV)

I watched in horror as Maruyami came running from outside, holding a black claw to his eye, and shrieking in pain. This set of events didn't go unnoticed, to say the least.

"What happened?" I ask, trying to pull his arm from his eye. To my great horror, I suceeded. His eye was bubbling, literally, bubbles coming out of it. His hand instantly returned to it.

"Sun." Maru said, looking dazed.

"Sun?" I ask, looking past him. My eye started watering. "Ouch. Sun. Out." I said slowly, blinking mutiple times. I heard the sound of scuffling, and then the yells of pain from the siamese twins. Then the door slammed shut once more.

(Smiles POV)

The creature's third head shreiked, before falling to the ground. The other four heads glanced at the snake neck one last time before it exploded, leaving behind its head and a mess of pellets. There was a large remnant of the boulder that had tore through the snake-like body. They slapped their heads against the beetle's armor, earning many protests from the beetle. Just as I thought. They had more than one brain.

"Yo! Beaky!" The second snagret looked around, before giving me a quizical look. "Yeah you! Your mama was nothing but an overgrown chicken!" The snagret cawed angrily.

"You take that back you oversized pikmin." It snarled. I ran, the snagret not close behind. I ran around the beetle, the snagret keeping close behind.

"Your mama was a dirty pigeon!" I yelled at the fifth head. "Your mother was a half-wit ostritch!" I yell at the fourth head. "And yours was a wingless duck!" I yell at the first head. The infuriated snagrets snapped at me, and I could hear the sound of snake skin against snake skin as I ducked and weaved.

"Stand still! I'm just going to eat you!" The second head screeched. I stopped dead in my tracks. The snagret smirked behind me, and opened its mouth wide, and lunged forward.

(Iris POV)

"Misery!" I hear the others call. I knew it was no use. No clouds meant no Misery. I wonder where she went.

(Smiles POV)

"By the way. I'm not a pikmin." I tell the snagret that kept snapping at me, only a hair's breath away. The snagret tugs one last time, pulling the feet out from under The Chimera, causing the heavy body to fall and crush the necks of the insulted snagrets. By this time, Olimar had come back, surprised at the heads scattered around.

"*whistles* You sure are effecient." He said.

"Just throw pikmin at his back. All of them."

"Don't you mean only the reds?"

"No. All of them should work." I reply.

(Adyson POV)

"Are you done yet?" I ask, quivering slightly.

"You do realize that this is only a communications device, right?" Phineas replied.

"Yes." I say indignantly.

"Just one last bolt." Phineas said, screwing on what looked like a keypad under the screen. "That should do it." He rolls himself out from under the device, the other kid not far behind.

"Your not bad." The boy said to Phineas, holding out a hand.

"Your not bad yourself." Phineas replied, taking his hand and shaking it firmly.

"Yeah, but I'm from a few hundred years in the future." Dante replied.

"Really? You have to tell me all about it." Phineas said, his eyes glimmering.

"Well, it isn't exactly something you should look forward to." Dante started out.

(Smiles POV)

"I can't believe that creature caused us so much trouble." Olimar said as the beast fell easily.

"Well, before he was a bunch of bosses smashed together." I reply, sending my creatures onto it.

(Ruby's POV)

I was running as fast as I can. Bludge picked me off of the ground. I didn't know what happened, but Akuma was acting differently. Was it because night was rapidly approaching?

(Olimar POV)

I tossed up the third bunch of pikmin, and I watched as more of them came from the broken gate at the other side of the clearing. Sunset was rapidly approaching, and the last of the pellets and body parts were coming out. Smiles jumped down with the left over pikmin ready for anything else.

(Ruby's POV)

I watched as Akuma sniffed the ground where I was not a minute before, and looking around confused. He stalked off. That was weird. It was time for bed though, so I stretch out and started to drift off to sleep, the three ship parts we managed to grab and the 100 blue pikmin that were allowed on the field.

(Smiles POV)

We just managed to get the Geiger Counter, the last of the ship parts just as the sun set. We called Cli-Cli and Bulbert, who were playing with the wogpoles in the pond, back to the ship. As we blast off, I recount the days events.

Day 5

We have officially conquered the Forest of Hope, thanks to Dimentio pulling all of the "bosses," as Smiles called them, together into one hideous creature that we have named, The Chimera. We have regained my Libra, the ship part given to me by my dear daughter. Oh, how I yearn to see my family again. But, at this rate, we should return to Hocotate very soon. Oh, a strange anomaly has occured. A piece of paper has appeared from the ceiling. I will see what has happened.

(Olimar's POV)

"What happened?" I ask as Smiles unfolded the note. A smile appeared on his face.

" 'Smiles, we have finally done something! I was so worried. You were so heroic! (Little hearts are written) The girl who is Ruby's friend is here. She says that she is in an area filled with water. Love you, Ady.' "

"Aww, young love." I remember when I first met the girl that would one day be my wife.

"Well, that must be the Distant Spring."

"Hey, that's what I would have called it!" I remark. Smiles looked rather upset, his eyes shaking slightly.

"Coincedences, eh?" He said, though he scratched his right ear while doing so.

Similes Log, Day 5

Olimar is becoming suspicous. When should I tell him the truth? Soon. Well, we're off to the Distant Spring to find Ruby! Wish us luck!

Dear Diary,

I have met a boy named Akuma, the father of Skull Boy. He was rather nice, and told me a little about his past... though he turned mean as the night fell. I see him down there, messing with those huge eggs again. I look over at Woggen, who was hopping around with no more need of the spare helmet. He reminds me so much of Doom... I wonder if I will ever see my friends again? Yes. I know it. No matter what, I will find them again!

Love,

Ruby Gloom.

D.P.E. H.Q.

"I've had enough! Send in the rouge!" Akuma yelled, walking into the cave that was the meeting place.

" 'K." Nastasia replied.

"T-The rogue?" Dund squeaked. "You don't mean-?"

"Yes! Those two have been a thorn in my side for far too long! Send in Jake!" Akuma smirked. He was going to win, if it'd kill him again.

End of Day 5

Red Pikmin: 157

Purple Pikmin: 76

Yellow Pikmin: 63

Blue Pikmin: 295

Ship Parts: 12/30

Also, I want you guys to guess on who you think this rogue is. Send in via review or P.M. I'll tell you who wins.